Wheres My Bangles Track!!!?
Spark
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: Unless I was too drunk , I dont remember hearing one...
You were too drunk.
I'm pretty certain you were there when I played 'Walk Like An Egyptian'.
Or at least, it was only a few songs before I saw the distinctive glow of
your technostick dangling from your nostril as you hit the floor for
'Ghostbusters' ....
L. (who's rather sorry he didn't make it across to fusion)
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Baralier
>Kage-Ryu <fels...@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>> I thought it was hilarious! All these goths leaving the room in
>> disgust... My lovely companion and I arrived back from Blue Monday
>> about 30 seconds into it, and were nearly bowled over at the door by
>> troops of goths going up to the second level to escape. Though at
>> that stage, I think it's only fair to note that it wouldn't take much
>> to bowl me down... *rubs head*
Yes I think by that stage of the evening your boots weren't as much of an
impediment as they were earlier :)
>> In fact, I thought it was so hilarious, I danced (flailed) most
>> vigorously to it! My companion just gaped.
>>
>> Both clubs were absolutely fantastic! Does anybody have any idea,
>> however, who that older gentleman at Blue Monday who just sat and
>> stared at people was? A little unnerving...
>> But I heartily enjoyed myself - The DJs were absolutely fucking
>> fantastic at both places.
>
>I had to dance to it! My friend and I both said at the same time "OH MY GOD
>ITS BRITNEY!" and jumped up.
Missed it by a few minutes I'm told.
>I was too cheap to go to both. I was already paying for someone else (why
do
>i always get stuck doing that)
cos they can see you coming?
Well I must say congrats to all who were there to make both clubs a great
night. I had a ball. Met some new people, caught up with some old ones,
scored a CD, got much attention for convincing some-one to go up for a prize
(she won a Vicious Venus voucher). Got to be about 5:30 Monday morning and
*didn't* have to get up for work today (Hi Neef!)
And Immaculata are doing their CD launch at Abyss this Friday. Woo Hoo!!
Baralier
(who should be able to afford to go out again this week)
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david w.
<dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
>i wonder what it would take for us to be able to assimilate all
of
>Subculture on a regular basis..
New toilets, better ventilation and something
to get rid of the traffic jams on the stairs
for a start...
I *hate* that venue.
david w.
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Neef
wrote:
>*didn't* have to get up for work today (Hi Neef!)
Die...
Die with pointy things in your head...
Now.
Neef (here again)
You know, maybe it was the syphilis talking, But some of
that actually made sense.
ne...@vurt.net
spyinthesky
Spark <ent...@SPAMMENOW.gothic.net.au> wrote in message
news:1h515.19651$c5.3...@newsfeeds.bigpond.com...
> I'm pretty certain you were there when I played 'Walk Like An Egyptian'.
>
> Or at least, it was only a few songs before I saw the distinctive glow of
> your technostick dangling from your nostril as you hit the floor for
> 'Ghostbusters' ....
'Ghostbusters' and 'Walk LIke An Egyptian'? Man I should have gone to Blue
Monday!!
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stranger..
Neef wrote
:Unless I was too drunk , I dont remember hearing one...
i'm pretty sure someone played Hazy Shade of Winter at Fusion.
[..]
:Third Level:
:Band Country.
:Not being a band person really, I stayed away from this level lest I get
:hit in the eye with a snapped and whiplashing E string from a bass.
:No Idea what went on up here...anyone?
After telling many industrial/electro oriented people they would like TDM,
they decided to reinvent themselves again with a grungy guitar based sound.
Actually, their underlying sound was still quite similar to the Simple Life
material, with the same cynical lyrics and vaguely Gary Numanish vocals.
The main difference was that the electronics had been pushed way to the back
and the fuzzy guitars to the front more. Plus, the songs were a bit slower
in general, which disappointed a few poeple that wanted to jump around to
'No You' and the like. The only song from Simple Life they did was 'Happy'
(i think that's what it's called anyway) which was the slowest of those old
songs. i really like TDM and don't mind their new sound, but was
disappointed not to get to hear the songs i know.
We almost didn't watch Lux Voltaire, thinking 'yeah we can see him at Belfry
every other week', but then i realised it was stupid to miss a good live act
just because i'd seen it recently. It was actually much better to see him
at Fusion than Belfry - not only was the sound better suited to live acts,
but having a big floor in front of him gave the Belfry's resident Stomping
Crew plenty of room to go off (Lux definitely should play in front of a
dance floor more often). i think it was because the sound had been up so
painfully loud last time i saw him at Belfry that i was less keen to see him
this time, but without earbleeding volume i remembered just why i like his
stuff, as he started with more gothic flavoured songs and moved smoothly
through the set to finish with some big, stomping VNV style numbers. One
man outfits can seem like karaoke sometimes, but the music was good enough
that i mostly didn't notice.
Immaculata sounded like Immaculata, and i've probably reviewed them enough
times here for folks to get the drift. The sound was a bit dodgy at the
start, Garth's voice being too far down in the mix, but it came good after a
short time. i was content to stand and watch for much of the set, but when
my companions suggested we dance i was sorry that i hadn't done so sooner.
i can't even remember what song it was, though it was probably 'Blood On My
Hands', as i had to re-fix my hair after another Embarrassing Headbanging
Episode (TM). 'Pass Me A Gun' was another enjoyable one, particularly after
running into an old friend from Ballarat on Friday and having a good ol'
bitch about the Ballarat scene (i always think of that as an appropriate
'Ballarat song', though i mentioned it to SlaveAngel and she agreed it would
be a good Tassie song also). Most of the newer songs stand up live as well
as the older ones (pity El-phin is not still with them though) and i bought
a CD after the show (though i may not have if i'd realised my $10 would only
get me 4 songs plus one remix).
Other general impressions of Fusion:
People - It was so good to wander into CBD's first floor and see a room full
of goths, instead of a throng of white t-shirts and sneakers (guess i'm a
snob at heart after all) (oh, apologies to all you sneaker and t-shirt
wearing goths, you know i'm not talking about you). It was especially
refreshing after all the goateed dickheads with bad attitudes we encountered
on our last Subculture visit. It was just so nice not to have to *share*.
Music - i came to a happy realisation on Sunday that more than ever before i
am enjoying all the different types of music that characterise the scene, be
it your orthodox goth stuff, 80's alternaretro (i discovered i still like
the Smiths!), the industrial/electro/stompy stuff of level 2 (i can't
remember what was played on floor 3, but i think i liked it) or even the
Mansony stuff that i don't remember hearing any of. In fact the only thing
i objected to all night was Britney Spears (yes, we were in the vanguard of
that fleeing mass of goths) which should just never happen, even as a joke.
Good to see the Collective Gothconscious caused the dj to accidentally yank
that one. Apart from that i was having such fun i didn't even complain when
someone told me the Prodigy had been played, though thankfully i missed
hearing that abomination myself.
Alcohol - Apologies to anyone i subjected to my drunken ramblings or that i
may have inadvertantly snubbed. i could tell it was going to be a big night
and that it was futile to even try to stay sober for this one. The mix of
alcohol, caffein and excitement was pretty strong that night and i remember
yakking in many ears through the evening (presumably mostly to people i
know). Strangely enough i didn't even have a hangover yesterday, so i must
have had a decent water intake (despite the lack of taps on the top floor).
All up, it was a brilliant night.
i wonder what it would take for us to be able to assimilate all of
Subculture on a regular basis..
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Neef
<dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
. Apart from that i was having such fun i didn't even complain when
>someone told me the Prodigy had been played, though thankfully i missed
>hearing that abomination myself.
>
At least it got people dancing.
Neef (woohoo)
Mr Q. Z. Diablo
<ne...@vurt.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 13 Jun 2000 09:59:54 +1000, "stranger.."
> <dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
> . Apart from that i was having such fun i didn't even complain when
> >someone told me the Prodigy had been played, though thankfully i missed
> >hearing that abomination myself.
> >
> And fuck you too buddy :)
>
> At least it got people dancing.
I kind of liked the Prodigy up until "Fat of the Land". Even "Music for
the Jilted Generation" had way dodgy bits. I preferred 'em when they were
a fun rave band.
"Everybody is in the place, let's go!
Everybody is in the place, let's go!
Everybody is in the place, let's go!
Everybody is in the place, let's go!
Everybody is in the place, let's go!"
Mr Q. Z. D.
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danielle
<anthon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 12 Jun 2000 04:19:51 GMT, fels...@bigpond.net.au (Kage-Ryu)
>wrote:
>
>>I thought it was hilarious! All these goths leaving the room in
>>disgust...
>
>Quite a few of them, though, made a bee-line for the dance floor. :)
And not to mention the audible moans of disappointment when it was
unceremoniously removed only 3/4's of the way thru ;)
Kage-Ryu
<ent...@SPAMMENOW.gothic.net.au> inserted a refrigerator into their
person and screamed:
>Neef <ne...@vurt.net> wrote in message
>news:1n28ks8trg1t43g75...@4ax.com...
>
>: Unless I was too drunk , I dont remember hearing one...
>
>
>You were too drunk.
>
>I'm pretty certain you were there when I played 'Walk Like An Egyptian'.
I think he came between the songs.
And you rock my lame little world for playing that song. How
incredibly cool.
>Or at least, it was only a few songs before I saw the distinctive glow of
>your technostick dangling from your nostril as you hit the floor for
>'Ghostbusters' ....
And that one too. :)
Kage-Ryu
ICQ: 63695066
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Kage-Ryu
<na...@ozemail.com.au> inserted a refrigerator into their person and
screamed:
>I had to dance to it! My friend and I both said at the same time "OH MY GOD
>ITS BRITNEY!" and jumped up.
Having just seen your photo, I now finally know who you are. Nice
outfit Sunday night, by the way. :)
>I was too cheap to go to both. I was already paying for someone else (why do
>i always get stuck doing that)
>Was the 'older gentlemen' at Blue Monday the security guard from Blue
>Velvet? lol
No, he was some older guy (late 40's to mid 50's?) in mundane clothing
who sat there beside the dancefloor with a glass of white wine and
just stared. At the girls more specificically. To be even more
specific, the chest area.
He just /stared/ as though he were looking at something he'd rather
like to buy. It was kinda creepy. *yicky!*
Morgan J
[Re Neef]
>I think he came between the songs.
Wow. The DJ'ing *must* have been good.
entrippy (hoopy)
Kage-Ryu
a refrigerator into their person and screamed:
>In article <3945e806.11279150@news-server>, Kage-Ryu wrote:
I get it!
It took me a moment, but I get it!
... EWWW!
Kage-Ryu (I get it...)
spyinthesky
> Having just seen your photo, I now finally know who you are. Nice
> outfit Sunday night, by the way. :)
Ta very much. (what the fuck was i wearing again??!)
I recognised you but didn't think CBD was the place to go up and introduce
myself, as i would have had to sit down and scream right in your ear to be
heard.
> No, he was some older guy (late 40's to mid 50's?) in mundane clothing
> who sat there beside the dancefloor with a glass of white wine and
> just stared. At the girls more specificically. To be even more
> specific, the chest area.
> He just /stared/ as though he were looking at something he'd rather
> like to buy. It was kinda creepy. *yicky!*
Ugh. Maybe he turned up not realising BM was on and liked what he saw..
spyinthesky
david w. <sorrowN...@enternet.com.au.invalid> wrote in message
news:020ea658...@usw-ex0105-035.remarq.com...
> New toilets, better ventilation and something
> to get rid of the traffic jams on the stairs
> for a start...
>
> I *hate* that venue.
>
Yes, new toilets. I have a thing about toilets.
Yes, better ventilation, specially for those non-smokers like me *cough,
gag*
Stranger pretty much hit the nail on the head of the evening, specially
regarding the crowd and music (i can't remember hearing any songs that i
really hate) The only thing he was wrong about was the Britney song, lol
stranger..
Neef wrote
:On Tue, 13 Jun 2000 09:59:54 +1000, "stranger.."
:<dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
:. Apart from that i was having such fun i didn't even complain when
:>someone told me the Prodigy had been played, though thankfully
:>i missed hearing that abomination myself.
:>
:And fuck you too buddy :)
thumb-nose-trumpet
:At least it got people dancing.
Bloody goths.
i don't like it, so it shouldn't be played.
Ever.
Anywhere.
--
stranger..
(so there mode)
Neef
>In article <3945e806.11279150@news-server>, Kage-Ryu wrote:
>[Re Neef]
>>I think he came between the songs.
>
>Wow. The DJ'ing *must* have been good.
>
Lets just say that me and that dancefloor renewed a very old and *special* kind
of relationship....
Neef (wohoy!)
Hobbes
>On 13 Jun 2000 10:28:38 GMT, mor...@netizen.com.au (Morgan J) wrote:
>
>>In article <3945e806.11279150@news-server>, Kage-Ryu wrote:
>>[Re Neef]
>>>I think he came between the songs.
>>
>>Wow. The DJ'ing *must* have been good.
>>
>Lets just say that me and that dancefloor renewed a very old and *special* kind
>of relationship....
>
*sigh* I wish I went to Blue Monday, I wanna go back to Wall St, I
miss Wall St damnit. The sucken dancefloor, the space under the pin
ball machine, the festy toilets, the railings, the venue. The HJ's at
4 in the morning, and the 6am coffee at Golden Towers
Hobbes (nostaligia)
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Neef
>>
><julian>Ewwwwwww</julian>
HAH!!
Youre just saying that because you dont understand!!!
>
>*sigh* I wish I went to Blue Monday, I wanna go back to Wall St, I
>miss Wall St damnit. The sucken dancefloor, the space under the pin
>ball machine, the festy toilets, the railings, the venue. The HJ's at
>4 in the morning, and the 6am coffee at Golden Towers
Well..the railings gone, so has the pin ball machines, the pool tables. Although
the festy toilets are still there...
Neef (pin!)
Hobbes
>On 14 Jun 2000 02:21:46 GMT, hob...@vurt.net (Hobbes) wrote:
>
>>*sigh* I wish I went to Blue Monday, I wanna go back to Wall St, I
>>miss Wall St damnit. The sucken dancefloor, the space under the pin
>>ball machine, the festy toilets, the railings, the venue. The HJ's at
>>4 in the morning, and the 6am coffee at Golden Towers
>
>Well..the railings gone, so has the pin ball machines, the pool tables. Although
>the festy toilets are still there...
>
dive, the memories, the memories, I ended up there at 6ish in the
morning a few weeks back....special... They have painted the
toilets!!!
Hobbes (it good to know some toilets will always be festy)
ra...@netspace.net.au
>
> Neef wrote
>
> :Unless I was too drunk , I dont remember hearing one...
>
> i'm pretty sure someone played Hazy Shade of Winter at Fusion.
Yep. It was Anthony.
Can I just add, here, before I do my snippage, a "me too, stranger".
:-)
<snippage of band info>
> Other general impressions of Fusion:
>
> People - It was so good to wander into CBD's first floor and see a room full
> of goths, instead of a throng of white t-shirts and sneakers (guess i'm a
> snob at heart after all) (oh, apologies to all you sneaker and t-shirt
> wearing goths, you know i'm not talking about you). It was especially
> refreshing after all the goateed dickheads with bad attitudes we encountered
> on our last Subculture visit. It was just so nice not to have to *share*.
I couldn't agree more. From a cleavage point of view, it was nice that
the flannie brigade weren't there, looking down mine.
> Alcohol - Apologies to anyone i subjected to my drunken ramblings or that i
> may have inadvertantly snubbed. i could tell it was going to be a big night
> and that it was futile to even try to stay sober for this one. The mix of
> alcohol, caffein and excitement was pretty strong that night and i remember
> yakking in many ears through the evening (presumably mostly to people i
> know). Strangely enough i didn't even have a hangover yesterday, so i must
> have had a decent water intake (despite the lack of taps on the top floor).
From one of the sober ones[1]... it was amusing. I seem to recall you
stopping to talk, then wandering off saying "too pissed. talk later". or
somesuch.
> All up, it was a brilliant night.
>
> i wonder what it would take for us to be able to assimilate all of
> Subculture on a regular basis..
Wheeeeeeeeee!
raven
[1]Cortisone tablets suck. Not being able to drink sucks.
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ra...@netspace.net.au
>
> Neef wrote
>
:<dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
> :. Apart from that i was having such fun i didn't even complain when
> :>someone told me the Prodigy had been played, though thankfully
> :>i missed hearing that abomination myself.
> :At least it got people dancing.
>
> Bloody goths.
>
> i don't like it, so it shouldn't be played.
>
> Ever.
>
> Anywhere.
I'll drink to that. As long as I can add 'Superstar DJ' to the list.
raven
(oh hang on, I'm not allowed to drink. *pout*)
Blithespirit
Neef wrote in message <9h2eks4mgtogfn7nf...@4ax.com>...>><julian>Ewwwwwww</julian>
oh, you've made me nostalgic for julian...we used to go 'ewwww' together...
*sighs*
sarah
Kage-Ryu
<na...@ozemail.com.au> inserted a refrigerator into their person and
screamed:
>
>Kage-Ryu <fels...@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>news:3946ef01.13066324@news-server...
>
>> Having just seen your photo, I now finally know who you are. Nice
>> outfit Sunday night, by the way. :)
>
>Ta very much. (what the fuck was i wearing again??!)
I don't actually remember, but it looked good. I remember thinking
so. Mind you, I don't remember that much else...
>I recognised you but didn't think CBD was the place to go up and introduce
>myself, as i would have had to sit down and scream right in your ear to be
>heard.
Actually, I think I've spoken to you briefly in the toilets at BV - My
corset string had snapped, and was trying to put it back together with
what was left. :)
>> He just /stared/ as though he were looking at something he'd rather
>> like to buy. It was kinda creepy. *yicky!*
>
>Ugh. Maybe he turned up not realising BM was on and liked what he saw..
Probably. My friend Ali's cleavage provided him hours of entertainment
though. :)
Janie
Blithespirit
^Venus^ wrote in message <3947337b...@news.syd.healey.com.au>...
>On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 16:05:19 +1000, "Blithespirit"
><blithe...@goplay.com> wrote:
>
>>oh, you've made me nostalgic for julian...we used to go 'ewwww'
together...
>>*sighs*
>Well go visit him then! He lives in the same suburb as you deary, it's
>not a huge problem! If he's busy, chain him to a chair and secure it
>with that cute little pad lock of yours :)
yeah, julian lives nearby, but we don't hang out anymore.
he was one of my closest friends, we hung out together all the time, but
things change...
and once you've drifted away from someone, things aren't the same...
that's why i'm nostalgic for hanging out with him in the "old days"
- before i got a boyfriend and he moved out of home...
i think there's too much water under the bridge to go back
and we both have too much going on in our lives to get that close again.
sarah
^Venus^
<blithe...@goplay.com> wrote:
>
>Neef wrote in message <9h2eks4mgtogfn7nf...@4ax.com>...
>>On 14 Jun 2000 02:21:46 GMT, hob...@vurt.net (Hobbes) wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>
>>><julian>Ewwwwwww</julian>
>
>
>oh, you've made me nostalgic for julian...we used to go 'ewwww' together...
>*sighs*
>
>sarah
>
Well go visit him then! He lives in the same suburb as you deary, it's
not a huge problem! If he's busy, chain him to a chair and secure it
with that cute little pad lock of yours :)
--
DeB
Morgan J
>On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 16:05:19 +1000, "Blithespirit"
><blithe...@goplay.com> wrote:
>>oh, you've made me nostalgic for julian...we used to go 'ewwww' together...
>>*sighs*
>
>not a huge problem! If he's busy, chain him to a chair and secure it
>with that cute little pad lock of yours :)
Huh? There are obviously multiple ewwwing Julians.
This is weird - it's obviously inherant in the name...
entrippy (fooosh)
Baralier
>stranger.." proclaimed:
>> Neef wrote
>>
>:<dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
>> :>someone told me the Prodigy had been played, though thankfully
>> :>i missed hearing that abomination myself.
>> :At least it got people dancing.
>>
>> Bloody goths.
>>
>> i don't like it, so it shouldn't be played.
>>
>> Ever.
>>
>> Anywhere.
>
>I'll drink to that. As long as I can add 'Superstar DJ' to the list.
Not on *my* watch
Baralier
(deal with it :P )
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<snippage of pretty spot on review>
>The mix of alcohol, caffein and excitement was pretty strong that night
From what I saw that's not all that was helping people with their evening :)
>i wonder what it would take for us to be able to assimilate all of
>Subculture on a regular basis..
More Goths...
Baralier
(who left rather early at 5:30)
Loom
>
> Oh well, there is always Golden Sh^H^HTower's. It's such a festy
> dive, the memories, the memories, I ended up there at 6ish in the
> morning a few weeks back....special... They have painted the
> toilets!!!
>
Had a coffee in Golden Towers on tuesday don't know why we went there
but we did... anyway, the juke box was playing Rammstein - something or
other
Loom
spyinthesky
>
> I don't actually remember, but it looked good. I remember thinking
> so. Mind you, I don't remember that much else...
Heeheehe. I had a headache before the night was over. I must be nearly a
hundred.
> Actually, I think I've spoken to you briefly in the toilets at BV - My
> corset string had snapped, and was trying to put it back together with
> what was left. :)
I remember! I also remember thinking "What nice friends, helping her with
it" My friends would have laughed and made me walk around with a busted
corset on.
>
> Probably. My friend Ali's cleavage provided him hours of entertainment
> though. :)
Oh gross. He probably sat there all night getting his jollies.
On an unrelated note, judging from the amount of Fusion posts-all good-is
this enough to produce a Fusion Two?
Poli唀 Socie唝
"spyinthesky" <na...@ozemail.com.au> wrote:
>
> Kage-Ryu <fels...@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
> news:394733c7.674196@news-server...
> > Probably. My friend Ali's cleavage provided him hours of
entertainment
> > though. :)
>
> Oh gross. He probably sat there all night getting his jollies.
Uh-Uh. :/
You don't get it.
That's no old man...
He's really a 19 year old lad who's partied
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too hard for his own good!
[either that or one of my ex'es after I'm through with him ;) ]
(Just give off the "touch me, speak to me or so much as think in
my general direction and I'll rip off ya goolies with your own
false teeth and impale you on your zimmerframe" vibes...
...while looking as sweet as pie at the same time of course ;) )
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"I won't let you dress up as a virgin bride and tempt men!!!"
...Sailor Moon
Neef
wrote:
>Not on *my* watch
You can play cd's on your watch?
wow....
Neef (boink!)
Neef
wrote:
>
>More Goths...
"Oh no....
There are *more* of you!!!!
If you see something this big with eight legs coming your way. Let me know, I
have to kill it before it develops language skills."
You want *more* goths??
Neef (One man and his dog!*woof*)
stranger..
ra...@netspace.net.au wrote
:I couldn't agree more. From a cleavage point of view, it was
:nice that the flannie brigade weren't there, looking down mine.
That must be the difference. Goths will glance briefly at a nice cleavage,
but only on the way to check out the nice boots.
--
stranger..
("boots on fer the lads!!")
Poli唀 Socie唝
"stranger.." <dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
>
> ra...@netspace.net.au wrote
>
> :I couldn't agree more. From a cleavage point of view, it was
> :nice that the flannie brigade weren't there, looking down mine.
...or having to slap them in the back of the head for slapping
the back of your cheeks. *cheeky!*
(don't the TeiBo moves on the dance floor give a subtle hint to
the sublimated aggression lurking just beneath the tranquil surface?
----> subtle + flannie brigade = no compute!)
Wait a second...hey I went to Blue Monday with a guy in a flannie! :}
I went home with a guy in a flannie... :/
(foot in mouth disease!)
> That must be the difference. Goths will glance briefly at a nice
cleavage,
> but only on the way to check out the nice boots.
...what adds to the challenge is when your boots bring
your chest level to most goth males eye level!
> stranger..
> ("boots on fer the lads!!")
Fnarr fnarr hurr!
Baralier
> On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 20:49:28 +1000, "Baralier"
<bara...@NOSPAMeisa.net.au>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >More Goths...
>
> "Oh no....
> There are *more* of you!!!!
> If you see something this big with eight legs coming your way. Let me
know, I
> have to kill it before it develops language skills."
Thank-you Ambassador Mollari
> You want *more* goths??
Yes!! More Goths! We will take over the world!!
(unless some-one dangles alcohol in our direction)
Baralier
(Yellow will be the first thing banned come the revolution)
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reply to baralier#eisa.net.au
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Costumier & Reprobate
Hobbes
:)
Hobbes (if this doesn't stop him lurking nothing will)
Sara Hanson
Poli唀 Socie唝 <p0lite_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > That must be the difference. Goths will glance briefly at a nice
> cleavage, but only on the way to check out the nice boots.
>
appreciation dammit. Anybody can go out and buy the same pair of boots,
but their not going to find my cleavage on sale at sportsmart - or
anywhere else for that matter... ;P
> ...what adds to the challenge is when your boots bring
> your chest level to most goth males eye level!
>
Lets face it, any boots that brought my chest up to the average male
eye level are likely to give me vertigo and a nose bleed.....
--
Sara
sniping from the sidelines...
x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x
If I want your opion, I'll send you the necessary forms.
Poli唀 Socie唝
Sara Hanson <sa...@labyrinth.net.au> wrote:
> In article <8i9akn$rge$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Poli†e Socie†y <p0lite_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > That must be the difference. Goths will glance briefly at a nice
> > cleavage, but only on the way to check out the nice boots.
> >
> If I both to make the effort to put my cleavage on display, I WANT
> appreciation dammit. Anybody can go out and buy the same pair of
boots,
> but their not going to find my cleavage on sale at sportsmart - or
> anywhere else for that matter... ;P
*waves madly!!! :D :D :D!!!*
Heres a fun trick for ya next time some likely lad inspects your wares.
Out of the blue, w/o warning in the middle of idle chit-chat say...
"So I take it you were bottle fed as an infant..."
(watch them stutter...watch them splutter >:} >:} )
Cleavage is such a common frequently occurring phenomenon in
this walk of life...it's a miracle people even notice it these days.
A smart cookie took to drawing patterns on hers to draw attention
to them from the (big) bland masses!
Now I am getting fixated... :P
> > ...what adds to the challenge is when your boots bring
> > your chest level to most goth males eye level!
> >
> Lets face it, any boots that brought my chest up to the average male
> eye level are likely to give me vertigo and a nose bleed.....
:}
How can one see aesthetically pleasing males if one can't even
see their toes...Yoooo hoooooo where areeee youuuuuuuu handsome???
*sigh*
Ahhh the life of a busty wench can be a lonesome one. :,(
> Sara
> sniping from the sidelines...
Wondered what that red laser dot was doing in the middle of my
forehead ;)
(Takes off training wheels and L plates...my 3 month probationary
period is over I am now permanent staff! Right - hair down, tia maria
in the coffee, get in at midday and lets spend the day surfing!!!)
--
,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,
"I won't let you dress up as a virgin bride and tempt men!!!"
...Sailor Moon
Neef
>>
>If I both to make the effort to put my cleavage on display, I WANT
>appreciation dammit. Anybody can go out and buy the same pair of boots,
>but their not going to find my cleavage on sale at sportsmart - or
>anywhere else for that matter... ;P
They Sell Cleavages at Sportsmart???
When did this happen?
Neef (snort)
Madi
>In article <8i9gh5$viu$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Sara Hanson <sa...@labyrinth.net.au> wrote:
>> If I both to make the effort to put my cleavage on display, I WANT
>> appreciation dammit. Anybody can go out and buy the same pair of
>boots,
>> but their not going to find my cleavage on sale at sportsmart - or
>> anywhere else for that matter... ;P
>
So - a thread about cleavage and someone inserts 'DDD' into the fray.
How appropriate.
-Madi (mmm...breasts)
--
"If you don't know what you need Windows NT for, you don't need it."
- Bill Gates
ra...@netspace.net.au
> raven tippy tapped...
> >stranger.." proclaimed:
> >> Neef wrote
> >>
> >:<dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
> >> :. Apart from that i was having such fun i didn't even complain when
> >> :>someone told me the Prodigy had been played, though thankfully
> >> :>i missed hearing that abomination myself.
> >> :>
> >> :At least it got people dancing.
> >>
> >> Bloody goths.
> >>
> >> i don't like it, so it shouldn't be played.
> >>
> >> Ever.
> >>
> >> Anywhere.
> >
> >I'll drink to that. As long as I can add 'Superstar DJ' to the list.
>
> Not on *my* watch
>
> Baralier
> (deal with it :P )
Get over it... everyone else has :-p
raven
(what time you playing tonight? I might have to go to the supermarket
then...!)
--
"You're perverted, twisted and sick....I like that in a person."
Neef
wrote:
>
>Heres a fun trick for ya next time some likely lad inspects your wares.
>Out of the blue, w/o warning in the middle of idle chit-chat say...
>"So I take it you were bottle fed as an infant..."
>(watch them stutter...watch them splutter >:} >:} )
>
I'm afraid that only works on the more intellegent parts of the male population.
The ones that are likely to be caught staring at your cleavage are not going to
get the joke..
it loses impact if you have to explain it to the halfwit..and it just gives them
more time to stare at your cleavage...
personally, Im a big fan of screaming to the room in general "Stop staring at my
cleavage!!!!!"
Seen it work wonders...
Neef (classy)
Sandro
"stranger.." <dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
>
>ra...@netspace.net.au wrote
>
>:I couldn't agree more. From a cleavage point of view, it was
>:nice that the flannie brigade weren't there, looking down mine.
>
>nice cleavage, but only on the way to check out the nice boots.
>stranger..
stranger, I have often believed that you post from the safety
of an alternate reality or at least a parallel universe. Now
you have conclusively proved it. In this reality, Goths or
anyone else will glance at a "nice" cleavage, then check out the
nice boots, then check out the "nice" cleavage again, repeat
process in recursive loop indefinitely until the end of time.
The only difference would be whether one made it obvious, which
has to do with the level of etiquette and deportment,
intelligence and drunkeness of the person involved. The best
of us are sometimes left tongue extended and goggle eyed, but,
let's be realistic, at the risk of igniting a gender war
not seen since early Brady Bunch episodes, where the Brady
girls sided against the Brady boys, women with impressive
decolletages may not want to have to wipe the drool of
mouthbreathers from their breasts, but they are making a
statement when they place their breasts in such a position.
And that statement is, "Even if you are a blind motherfucker,
I want you to look at THESE! Yes, at THESE. But don't think
you are going to get anywhere near touching them. Still, you
better look, or so help me, I'll gouge out those worthless eyes
of yours." Or something like that.
Sandro - why do I always go overboard?
Carthage Must Be Destroyed - Cato the Elder
Madi
>
>"stranger.." <dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
>>
>>That must be the difference. Goths will glance briefly at a
>>nice cleavage, but only on the way to check out the nice boots.
>
>anyone else will glance at a "nice" cleavage, then check out the
>nice boots, then check out the "nice" cleavage again, repeat
>process in recursive loop indefinitely until the end of time.
Screw the boots. If the cleavage is "nice" enough (or at least big
enough) you won't be able to *see* the boots. Your average breast-liking
person will just stare straight at the tits. And then try to insert cold
beer bottles into the gap. And laugh. Or is that just me?
-Madi (international good will ambassador)
Sandro
ma...@vurt.net (Madi) wrote:
>The following forgery has been attributed to ceinwine@my->deja.com:
>Screw the boots.
Ooer, you kinky fucker.
>If the cleavage is "nice" enough (or at least big enough) you
>won't be able to *see* the boots.
"Nice" enough seems to imply that there is such a thing as
bad cleavage. As long as we are not talking about Tori
Spelling's surreal styrofoam chest, beanbag sized implants
or breasts larger than a human head, there is no such thing as
bad breasts, being almost infinite in their sizes, shapes,
and tastes. The purpose of "cleavage" is the *suggestion*, the
allure, not the actuality. The thrill of attraction and
seduction often far outlasts the fleshy reality, at least that's
what I keep telling my dissatisfied partners...:)
>Your average breast-liking person will just stare straight at
>the tits.
Again, that implies there are people that exist that dislike
breasts. Average breast-liking person = human. The only people
I can think of that dislike women's breasts are plastic
surgeons.
>And then try to insert cold beer bottles into the gap. And
>laugh. Or is that just me?
That is just you. I wouldn't have the balls to do it, no way,
no day. I would be terrified of the vengeance of an angry
goddess, who might try to impale me upon the pointy bits
of the corset.
>-Madi (international good will ambassador)
you can be our peacekeeping officer during the upcoming Gender
Wars
Sandro
--
Madi
>
>ma...@vurt.net (Madi) wrote:
>
>>If the cleavage is "nice" enough (or at least big enough) you
>>won't be able to *see* the boots.
>
>"Nice" enough seems to imply that there is such a thing as
>bad cleavage.
There are, indeed, bad breasts in the world. And those are the ones
possessed by Malcolm.
>
>>-Madi (international good will ambassador)
>
>you can be our peacekeeping officer during the upcoming Gender
>Wars
>
No wuckers, mate. Should be a breeze - chicks dig me. You just gotta
treat 'em right, slap 'em round a bit - show 'em who's boss, y'know?
-Madi (testosterone-fuelled power-boy)
Baralier
> > Poli唀 Socie唝 <p0lite_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > That must be the difference. Goths will glance briefly at a
nice
> > > cleavage, but only on the way to check out the nice boots.
> > >
> > appreciation dammit. Anybody can go out and buy the same pair of
> boots,
> > but their not going to find my cleavage on sale at sportsmart - or
> > anywhere else for that matter... ;P
>
> *waves madly!!! :D :D :D!!!*
>
wares.
> Out of the blue, w/o warning in the middle of idle chit-chat say...
> "So I take it you were bottle fed as an infant..."
> (watch them stutter...watch them splutter >:} >:} )
I've heard tell that the "My eyes are <insert colour> " works rather
well also
> (Takes off training wheels and L plates...my 3 month probationary
> period is over I am now permanent staff! Right - hair down, tia maria
> in the coffee, get in at midday and lets spend the day surfing!!!)
Just got a mental image of you in loud Hawaian colours and a surfboard.
I think my brain just broke
Baralier
(who prefers nice boots to a nice bust)
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Costumier & Reprobate
Sandro
ma...@vurt.net (Madi) wrote:
>The following forgery has been attributed to ceinwine@my-
deja.com:
>>
>>ma...@vurt.net (Madi) wrote:
>>
>>>If the cleavage is "nice" enough (or at least big enough) you
>>>won't be able to *see* the boots.
>>
>>"Nice" enough seems to imply that there is such a thing as
>>bad cleavage.
>
>There are, indeed, bad breasts in the world. And those are the
>ones possessed by Malcolm.
Ahem. It goes without saying that manbreasts are by definition
bad, just totally "bad". How, er, large are Malcolm's breasts?
I believe, since you have an, shall we say, intimate r'ship
with this manbreasted heathen Malcolm, could you find out
for me? If it's not too much trouble :))) And are they very
hairy, as well? The Vision Splendid, indeed.
>>>-Madi (international good will ambassador)
>>
>>you can be our peacekeeping officer during the upcoming Gender
>>Wars
>No wuckers, mate. Should be a breeze - chicks dig me. You
>just gotta treat 'em right, slap 'em round a bit - show 'em
>who's boss, y'know?
Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen, watch them castrate you with
that blunt and rusty butter knife, yep, know exactly what ya
mean, mayte.
>-Madi (testosterone-fuelled power-boy)
Sandro - fuelled on vitriol and purest venom.
Sara Hanson
ma...@vurt.net wrote:
> The following forgery has been attributed to cein...@my-deja.com:
> >
> >ma...@vurt.net (Madi) wrote:
> >
> There are, indeed, bad breasts in the world. And those are the ones
> possessed by Malcolm.
as a recommendation, I would suggest that any hint of displaying
Malcom's cleavage in public should result in the immediate nuking from
orbit (and I know what I'm talking about...)
--
Sara Hanson
flee, flee
x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x
If I want your opion, I'll send you the necessary forms.
Neef
>
>ma...@vurt.net (Madi) wrote:
>>The following forgery has been attributed to ceinwine@my->deja.com:
>
>>Screw the boots.
>
>Ooer, you kinky fucker.
>
>>If the cleavage is "nice" enough (or at least big enough) you
>>won't be able to *see* the boots.
>
>"Nice" enough seems to imply that there is such a thing as
>bad cleavage. As long as we are not talking about Tori
>Spelling's surreal styrofoam chest, beanbag sized implants
>or breasts larger than a human head, there is no such thing as
>bad breasts, being almost infinite in their sizes, shapes,
>and tastes.
I beg to differ...
It tends entirely on how they are presented.
Regulars to Abyss will have noticed the abolute engineering marvel that was
wearing white last friday night..
Presented very badly..*shudder*
Neef (blah)
Kage-Ryu
<na...@ozemail.com.au> inserted a refrigerator into their person and
screamed:
>
>Kage-Ryu <fels...@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>news:394733c7.674196@news-server...
>>
>> I don't actually remember, but it looked good. I remember thinking
>> so. Mind you, I don't remember that much else...
>
>Heeheehe. I had a headache before the night was over. I must be nearly a
>hundred.
Or it coulda been those strobe lights. Those were kinda...
WOW. I know that I like bright, flashing lights and all (not to
mention shiny objects), but that was very, very bigly strobey and
scary to dance to. I know my companion got a headache from them too.
>> Actually, I think I've spoken to you briefly in the toilets at BV - My
>> corset string had snapped, and was trying to put it back together with
>> what was left. :)
>
>I remember! I also remember thinking "What nice friends, helping her with
>it" My friends would have laughed and made me walk around with a busted
>corset on.
They rawk.
"According to etiquette, when a young lady should happen to break her
corset lacing, it is only polite of the young man to remove his
bondage strap and offer it to her."
-- Red Countess
>>
>> Probably. My friend Ali's cleavage provided him hours of entertainment
>> though. :)
>
>Oh gross. He probably sat there all night getting his jollies.
That's what we thought.
<valley girl>
Eeeew, like, ga-ross!
</valley girl>
>On an unrelated note, judging from the amount of Fusion posts-all good-is
>this enough to produce a Fusion Two?
Another one! Another one!
Kage-Ryu
ICQ: 63695066
"Hold still so that I may drain your vital essense!"
-- The Dark Crystal
Hobbes
>The following forgery has been attributed to cein...@my-deja.com:
>>
>>
>>>-Madi (international good will ambassador)
>>
>>you can be our peacekeeping officer during the upcoming Gender
>>Wars
>>
>
>No wuckers, mate. Should be a breeze - chicks dig me. You just gotta
>treat 'em right, slap 'em round a bit - show 'em who's boss, y'know?
>
>
*snort* *giggle* *guffaw*
/me tries and absolutely fails to envision Madi as a
testosterone-fuelled power boy.
If this was any less amusing you'd be sleeping on the couch dearest :)
Hobbes (he is such a cute widdle butterfly)
Sandro
<snippage>
>I beg to differ...
>It depends entirely on how they are presented.
>Regulars to Abyss will have noticed the abolute engineering
>marvel that was wearing white last friday night..
>Presented very badly..*shudder*
How dare you! That was my girlfriend! You dare to insult
her honour in such a shameless, public way? I challenge
you to a duel, you cad. The weapon will be alcohol, last
one with a liver wins. The duel starts........now.
Wait a second, maybe it was my mother you saw?
Sandro - can my posts get any more meaningless?
Sandro
hob...@vurt.net (Hobbes) wrote:
>In article <slrn8kgs54...@extro.vurt.net>, Madi wrote:
>>The following forgery has been attributed to cein...@my-deja.com:
>>>>-Madi (international good will ambassador)
>>>
>>>you can be our peacekeeping officer during the upcoming Gender
>>>Wars
>>No wuckers, mate. Should be a breeze - chicks dig me. You
>>just gotta treat 'em right, slap 'em round a bit - show 'em
>>who's boss, y'know?
>>
>>-Madi (testosterone-fuelled power-boy)
>>
>*snort* *giggle* *guffaw*
>
>/me tries and absolutely fails to envision Madi as a
>testosterone-fuelled power boy.
>
>If this was any less amusing you'd be sleeping on the couch
>dearest :)
>Hobbes (he is such a cute widdle butterfly)
Well, don't go emasculating him completely. We were having
a conversation about manbreasts after all :)
Sandro
Neef
>How dare you! That was my girlfriend! You dare to insult
>her honour in such a shameless, public way? I challenge
>you to a duel, you cad. The weapon will be alcohol, last
>one with a liver wins. The duel starts........now.
I accept your challenge.!
Athough as the challenged, I believe I have the right to stipulate the place at
least.
I choose Abyss.
And I also insist that you introduce yourself to me!
I cannot in good faith duel against you sir without seeing your face!
besides..I have a liver that has wihtstood the punishment of years..
I think you might have some competition there miladdo
>
>Wait a second, maybe it was my mother you saw?
No...she was the one lying in the gutter last week. :)
>
>Sandro - can my posts get any more meaningless?
Care to try? :)
Neef (Piffle!)
Valeskah
Baralier wrote in message <8i9tni$8dd$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>I've heard tell that the "My eyes are <insert colour> " works rather
>well also
i just point to my mouth and say "this is the bit that talks" :)
val
--
valeskah @ gothic . net . au
icq# 6120743
Madi
>>
>>There are, indeed, bad breasts in the world. And those are the
>>ones possessed by Malcolm.
>
>bad, just totally "bad". How, er, large are Malcolm's breasts?
>I believe, since you have an, shall we say, intimate r'ship
>with this manbreasted heathen Malcolm, could you find out
>for me? If it's not too much trouble :))) And are they very
>hairy, as well? The Vision Splendid, indeed.
Large? Hairy? There are undiscovered tribes of pygmies living in
the crevasse of Malcolm's cleavage. And they're still wondering what
that strange odour is.
-Madi
Poli唀 Socie唝
"Valeskah" <vale...@gothic.net.au> wrote:
>
> Baralier wrote in message <8i9tni$8dd$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>
> >I've heard tell that the "My eyes are <insert colour> " works rather
> >well also
>
> i just point to my mouth and say "this is the bit that talks" :)
I used this one when shopping for PC equipment in country Mildura(?!?)
Stuck my fist under his chin...
roughly lifted his head with aforementioned fist (elevation correction)
so his eyes were now looking into face...
stared glassily into them and grinned evilly....
I got a really good deal that day, closed *very* quickly.
(Never mix business with pleasure, mate)
--
,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,.~†*†~.,
"I won't let you dress up as a virgin bride and tempt men!!!"
...Sailor Moon
Madi
>In article <slrn8kgs54...@extro.vurt.net>, Madi wrote:
>>
>>-Madi (testosterone-fuelled power-boy)
>>
>*snort* *giggle* *guffaw*
>
>/me tries and absolutely fails to envision Madi as a
>testosterone-fuelled power boy.
>
>If this was any less amusing you'd be sleeping on the couch dearest :)
>
>Hobbes (he is such a cute widdle butterfly)
What? I'm butch! I am, I am, I am! *stamps foot*
Want me to prove it? Huh? Huh?
Ummm....
Show us yer tits!
Poli唀 Socie唝
Neef <ne...@vurt.net> wrote:
> On 15 Jun 2000 03:38:45 +1000, "Sandro" <cein...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >ma...@vurt.net (Madi) wrote:
> Regulars to Abyss will have noticed the abolute engineering marvel
that was
> wearing white last friday night..
*sniffs*
She should take a lesson in manners as well as dress sense...
*dusts the white "lady's" hand print off of the centre of her
back...cheeky!*
...and develop a sense of spatial proportions...
*oi! No need to _elbow_ past to get to the mirror, there's 3m clearance
either side...be careful not to turn to stone OK?*
Apparently she was shoving a few other ppl around (mostly girls smaller
than her) and has done so on other occasions. *yaaaawn*
It's one thing for self expression and strutting your funky
thang...great stuff, all for it...
but when you start pushing around patrons who are otherwise MTOB
...boring.
Put it down to nothing more than ANOTHER angry young woman...
but these disruptive types turn up every few months or so and
are thankfully, quite transient.
> Presented very badly..*shudder*
If something positive resulted from the entire experience,
it provoked lengthy discussions amongst the female patrons
on how to/not to wear a Volaires...
It was good to exchange tips and be reminded:
1. Practice your outfits at home. This means jiggling up and down
in front of the mirror too.
2. Pick a corset that is your size, not Lilliputian size.
3. Adjust tension so you have 2 breasts...not four udders.
4. Lace your corset discreetly in the ladies loo - not out in the foyer.
5. It is wise to wear something *under* that particular style of Volaire
6. Do not reach into the cup of your corset on the dance floor to lift
a breast that has slipped down
...oh and from several weeks ago
Make sure your skirt is shorter than your stilettos - otherwise you
will fall on your arse...
(Do I get the Queen Bitch prize?) >:}
stranger..
Neef wrote
:On 15 Jun 2000 04:28:30 +1000, "Sandro"
:<cein...@my-deja.com> wrote:
:
:>How dare you! That was my girlfriend! You dare to insult
:>her honour in such a shameless, public way? I challenge
:>you to a duel, you cad. The weapon will be alcohol, last
:>one with a liver wins. The duel starts........now.
:
:I accept your challenge.!
:Athough as the challenged, I believe I have the right to stipulate the
place at
:least.
:I choose Abyss.
:And I also insist that you introduce yourself to me!
:I cannot in good faith duel against you sir without seeing your face!
Now Showing: The Mask of Sandro.
/
\
/
--
stranger..
(crack that whip)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
http://www.gordontech.com.au/ds
ConsciGreenieVegiScruffyGothPunkPoser
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
stranger..
Sara Hanson wrote:
:>(i wrote):
:> > That must be the difference. Goths will glance briefly at a
:> nice cleavage, but only on the way to check out the nice boots.
:>
:If I both to make the effort to put my cleavage on display, I
:WANT appreciation dammit. Anybody can go out and buy
:the same pair of boots, but their not going to find my cleavage
:on sale at sportsmart - or anywhere else for that matter... ;P
Ah, but did you go out and choose your boobies yourself?
Personally, i find what someone chooses to wear more interesting than the
body they wear it over, although i guess choosing to wear one's cleavage in
an impressive manner is a fashion statement too.
Ah fuckit, i like the whole package. If it all works, i won't know what to
look at.
--
stranger..
(but hey, i *like* boots)
stranger..
Sandro
:
:stranger, I have often believed that you post from the safety
:of an alternate reality or at least a parallel universe.
You better believe it.
:In this reality, Goths or anyone else will glance at a "nice"
:cleavage, then check out the nice boots, then check out
:the "nice" cleavage again, repeat process in recursive loop
:indefinitely until the end of time.
..while also checking out the nice hair, nice makeup, nice
corset/fishnets/waifdress/etc. What i mean is the whole package is likely
to appeal to a fellow goth, while the cleavage is the thing most likely to
register on someone else's oglability radar.
:The only difference would be whether one made it obvious,
:which has to do with the level of etiquette and deportment,
:intelligence and drunkeness of the person involved.
There is a point at which an appreciative glance becomes a rude ogle, and
another point at which it becomes a sleazy comment. Those are the
borderlines to watch out for.
:The best of us are sometimes left tongue extended and
:goggle eyed, but, let's be realistic, at the risk of igniting a
:gender war not seen since early Brady Bunch episodes,
:where the Brady girls sided against the Brady boys, women
:with impressive decolletages may not want to have to wipe
:the drool of mouthbreathers from their breasts, but they are
:making a statement when they place their breasts in such a
:position.
:And that statement is, "Even if you are a blind motherfucker,
:I want you to look at THESE! Yes, at THESE. But don't
:think you are going to get anywhere near touching them.
:Still, you better look, or so help me, I'll gouge out those
:worthless eyes of yours." Or something like that.
Absolutely. i am amused sometimes when some folk go to great length to draw
attention to their cleavage, then feign bemusement that people stare. i
guess it's all part of the fun and games.
The way i look at it, if i walk around town in big black coats with smudged
eyeliner and teased hair, i'm going to get some people staring. Now,
despite the fact that i didn't wear this look specifically for the benefit
of these people, that i think my look is pretty tame and that it's
ridiculous that people would even look twice in this day and age, i have to
admit that what i'm wearing does draw attention and i can't really blame
people for looking. Now, i shouldn't have to put up with smart comments
(why do idiots still think yelling "faggot" from a passing car is witty?)
and i certainly shouldn't have to worry about getting beaten up, but i can't
demand that people keep their eyes to themselves.
Similarly, if someone goes out wearing decidedly "sexy" gear, she shouldn't
have to put up with rude comments or worry about getting groped or sleazed
upon, but it's a bit much to expect people not to even look. The difference
i guess is the point at which a look becomes a sleazy comment in itself, or
is done in such an obvious and sleazy way that it makes the wearer
uncomfortable (or perhaps more to the point, makes it obvious that the
viewer doesn't care if the wearer is uncomfortable). That i would imagine
is the case with what people are complaining about here.
--
stranger..
(stop staring at my smeggs)
stranger..
Baralier wrote
:I've heard tell that the "My eyes are <insert colour> "
:works rather well also
Reminds me of those Wonder Bra billboards about the place. When the first
ones appeared with the caption "By the way, my eyes are blue" i thought it
was kinda cute. Than came "i'm just busting to meet you" which i thought
was just lame. Now there's one opposite a tram stop near home that reads:
"Get off here." That's just *too* tacky.
--
stranger..
(perhaps they're hoping for some free copy, Wanker Smith style)
Hobbes
>The following forgery has been attributed to hob...@vurt.net:
>>In article <slrn8kgs54...@extro.vurt.net>, Madi wrote:
>>>
>>>-Madi (testosterone-fuelled power-boy)
>>>
>>*snort* *giggle* *guffaw*
>>
>>/me tries and absolutely fails to envision Madi as a
>>testosterone-fuelled power boy.
>>
>>If this was any less amusing you'd be sleeping on the couch dearest :)
>>
>>Hobbes (he is such a cute widdle butterfly)
>
>What? I'm butch! I am, I am, I am! *stamps foot*
>
>Want me to prove it? Huh? Huh?
>
>Ummm....
>
>Show us yer tits!
>
clevage but also gets a good look at all the shiny girly jewellry she
is wearing, which she had to borrow from madi cos she doesn't own any
herself.
Hobbes (shiny bits)
Hobbes
>In article <slrn8kgs54...@extro.vurt.net>,
>> The following forgery has been attributed to cein...@my-deja.com:
>> >
>> >ma...@vurt.net (Madi) wrote:
>> >
>
>> There are, indeed, bad breasts in the world. And those are the ones
>> possessed by Malcolm.
>
>Malcom's cleavage in public should result in the immediate nuking from
>orbit (and I know what I'm talking about...)
>
orbit.
I spent 8hrs trapped in a car with Malcolm, I know what I'm talking
about
Hobbes (still in therapy)
btw - hello sara *waves*
spyinthesky
Poli?e Socie?y <p0lite_...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8ibplc$m8v$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
Oh Cleo, that was fucking brilliant.
That sounded EXACTLY like the sort of manifesto I would deliver on Bad
Outfits
--
***"This crocodile came up and bit my guts out!..then he bit me into
parts..pieces..And then, my leg went THAT way, and my head went THAT
way!!"***
-the kid on the hba ad :)
:::spy:::
Bron Gondwana
Baralier <bara...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> Poli唀 Socie唝 tippy tapped...
> > Out of the blue, w/o warning in the middle of idle chit-chat say...
> > "So I take it you were bottle fed as an infant..."
> > (watch them stutter...watch them splutter >:} >:} )
>
> well also
Oh good, thanks for telling me, saves me from having to
look up and check them out myself.
--
Bron ( *stare* )
Bron Gondwana
Neef <ne...@vurt.net> wrote:
> Regulars to Abyss will have noticed the abolute engineering marvel that was
> wearing white last friday night..
Shit yeah, you didn't have to be a regular to appreciate that.
You've got admire the engineer, if not for any taste or tact
then at least for the fact that it didn't split during the
night.
Ouch
--
Bron ( you're just lucky I didn't turn up last night with my
Austin Powers psychodelic t-shirt )
David Gerard
:In article <8i9akn$rge$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
:> > That must be the difference. Goths will glance briefly at a nice
:> cleavage, but only on the way to check out the nice boots.
:If I both to make the effort to put my cleavage on display, I WANT
:appreciation dammit. Anybody can go out and buy the same pair of boots,
:but their not going to find my cleavage on sale at sportsmart - or
:anywhere else for that matter... ;P
"Hey, *nice* tits!"
"Why, thank you sir. I brought out the nice pair tonight specially. And a
nice bulge yerself."
--
http://xenu.netizen.com.au/ http://www.caube.org.au/
"You haven't lived 'til you've performed emergency vibrator repair that
required a welding torch." (Ron Parker)
David Gerard
:On Thu, 15 Jun 2000 03:28:07 GMT, Poli唀 Socie唝 <p0lite_...@yahoo.com>
:wrote:
:>Heres a fun trick for ya next time some likely lad inspects your wares.
:>Out of the blue, w/o warning in the middle of idle chit-chat say...
:>"So I take it you were bottle fed as an infant..."
:>(watch them stutter...watch them splutter >:} >:} )
:I'm afraid that only works on the more intellegent parts of the male population.
:The ones that are likely to be caught staring at your cleavage are not going to
:get the joke..
:it loses impact if you have to explain it to the halfwit..and it just gives them
:more time to stare at your cleavage...
I'll have you know that I will be QUITE smart enough to get the joke, thank
YOU.
:personally, Im a big fan of screaming to the room in general "Stop staring at my
:cleavage!!!!!"
:Seen it work wonders...
Well, I certainly won't be staring at *your* cleavage then.
(Got 20c?)
David Gerard
:ra...@netspace.net.au wrote
::I couldn't agree more. From a cleavage point of view, it was
::nice that the flannie brigade weren't there, looking down mine.
:That must be the difference. Goths will glance briefly at a nice cleavage,
:but only on the way to check out the nice boots.
Ben, looking down Georgia's top: "I can see your boots from here!"
David Gerard
:In aus.culture.gothic, on Thu, 15 Jun 2000 16:16:18 +1000
:Neef <ne...@vurt.net> wrote:
:> Regulars to Abyss will have noticed the abolute engineering marvel that was
:> wearing white last friday night..
:Shit yeah, you didn't have to be a regular to appreciate that.
:You've got admire the engineer, if not for any taste or tact
:then at least for the fact that it didn't split during the
:night.
:Ouch
If it's the same one, she was just as spectacular last night. The
quadraboob effect is almost as k3wl as whiteface, y'know. Almost.
Neef
.
>
>
>Well, I certainly won't be staring at *your* cleavage then.
Suits me fine, my cleavage is on someone else anyway :)
>
>(Got 20c?)
Yup,
Here, and heres an extra ten cents, go call someone that cares :)
Neef (woohoo!)
Blithespirit
Poli†e Socie†y wrote in message <8ibplc$m8v$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>In article <oksgkssdt8cpn85te...@4ax.com>,
> Neef <ne...@vurt.net> wrote:
>> On 15 Jun 2000 03:38:45 +1000, "Sandro" <cein...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>
>> Regulars to Abyss will have noticed the abolute engineering marvel
>that was
>> wearing white last friday night..
>
>She should take a lesson in manners as well as dress sense...
>*dusts the white "lady's" hand print off of the centre of her
>back...cheeky!*
>...and develop a sense of spatial proportions...
>*oi! No need to _elbow_ past to get to the mirror, there's 3m clearance
>either side...be careful not to turn to stone OK?*
i'm all for good manners, but...
>
>If something positive resulted from the entire experience,
>it provoked lengthy discussions amongst the female patrons
>on how to/not to wear a Volaires...
>It was good to exchange tips and be reminded:
>
>1. Practice your outfits at home. This means jiggling up and down
> in front of the mirror too.
>2. Pick a corset that is your size, not Lilliputian size.
>3. Adjust tension so you have 2 breasts...not four udders.
this reminds me of an complete asshole i had the misfortune of meeting at
the acg thing in sydney recently, who came out with the most bigoted rubbish
along the lines that he didn't have a problem with "tent goths" (they know
their place in society, i guess) but that a certain girl in the goth scene
was just a joke because she wore tight fitting clothes and corsets when she
was too big to get away with it (in his brain-of-an-amoeba opinion). no-one
else at the table challenged him for saying this, and i'm sure he dismissed
me doing so as one fat chick defending another. that encounter pretty much
ruined my weekend which really sucked as i'd met some *nice* and
*intelligent* people at the Thing who I wouldn't have minded seeing again
while they were in sydney, but i didn't feel like going out any more...
*waves at Baralier and Red Countess*
i'd like to point out that the girl this asshole was talking about was
someone i know, but not well. also she is really attractive...
*standing up for the right for non-thin people to feel happy in what they
wear*
sarah
Rosencrantz
> this reminds me of an complete asshole i had the misfortune of meeting at
> the acg thing in sydney recently, who came out with the most bigoted
rubbish
> along the lines that he didn't have a problem with "tent goths" (they
know
> their place in society, i guess)
> but that a certain girl in the goth scene
> was just a joke because she wore tight fitting clothes and corsets when
she
> was too big to get away with it (in his brain-of-an-amoeba opinion).
no-one
> else at the table challenged him for saying this, and i'm sure he
dismissed
> me doing so as one fat chick defending another.
Its a shame that no-one else helped you, but you shouldn't let that ruin
your weekend. Its just one persons view of the world. If he's as narrow
minded to dismiss someone based on their weight, then he's the person
missing out. Personalities count for so much more anyway.
> That encounter pretty much
> ruined my weekend which really sucked as i'd met some *nice* and
> *intelligent* people at the Thing who I wouldn't have minded seeing again
> while they were in sydney, but i didn't feel like going out any more...
> *waves at Baralier and Red Countess*
/Me waves too
> i'd like to point out that the girl this asshole was talking about was
> someone i know, but not well. also she is really attractive...
Then once again he's the one missing out. There are some really nice people
out there if you can just be bothered to talk to them. Well that's my theory
anyway.
> *standing up for the right for non-thin people to feel happy in what they
> wear*
I'll stand up for the right for anyone to feel happy in what ever they are
wearing
Rosencrantz (why do I have the feeling that Stranger can post a way
better reply to this?)
The essence of balance is detachment.
To embrace a cause, to grow fond or spiteful, is to lose one's balance,
After which no action can be trusted.
Valeskah
Blithespirit wrote in message <394e...@bn.ar.com.au>...
>this reminds me of an complete asshole i had the misfortune of meeting at
>the acg thing in sydney recently, who came out with the most bigoted
rubbish
>along the lines that he didn't have a problem with "tent goths" (they know
>was just a joke because she wore tight fitting clothes and corsets when she
>was too big to get away with it (in his brain-of-an-amoeba opinion).
ooooo i HATE it when people say that....
can i come and punch him?
(or sit on him and squash him... it's probably what people like that would
expect a 'big girl' to do, isnt it?)
*hugs her corset* noone dare malign mine! :)
or i'll poke them with the boning :)
val - there aint no skinny girl in here trying to get out! just curve curve
curve! :)
Blithespirit
Valeskah wrote in message <394e1d48$0$50...@motown.iinet.net.au>...
>
>Blithespirit wrote in message <394e...@bn.ar.com.au>...
>>this reminds me of an complete asshole i had the misfortune of meeting at
>>the acg thing in sydney recently, who came out with the most bigoted
>rubbish
>>along the lines that he didn't have a problem with "tent goths" (they
know
>>their place in society, i guess) but that a certain girl in the goth scene
>>was just a joke because she wore tight fitting clothes and corsets when
she
>>was too big to get away with it (in his brain-of-an-amoeba opinion).
>
>ooooo i HATE it when people say that....
>can i come and punch him?
>(or sit on him and squash him... it's probably what people like that would
>expect a 'big girl' to do, isnt it?)
oooh yes...i think an appropriate punishment for him would be constant
nightmares of being squashed to death by a bunch of cackling, corseted
voluptuous gals...who'd follow it up with a picnic consisting entirely of
chocolate, and finish by picking their teeth with his bones....
:)
sarah
Blithespirit
Rosencrantz wrote in message ...
>"Blithespirit" wrote
>> along the lines that he didn't have a problem with "tent goths" (they
>know
>> their place in society, i guess)
>What are "Tent Goths"?
tent= big blousy loose fitting garment which totally covers up so-called
offensive fat bodies.
tent goth= what that guy thought fat goths should wear to hide their
shameful condition...
>no-one
>> else at the table challenged him for saying this, and i'm sure he
>dismissed
>> me doing so as one fat chick defending another.
>Its a shame that no-one else helped you, but you shouldn't let that ruin
>your weekend.
i knew he was an asshole from the second he spewed out all that garbage. it
still hurts, even when it's not directed at you. after a couple of days i
felt better. (just cos you know someone's wrong doesn't mean you can make
yourself not care...)
Its just one persons view of the world. If he's as narrow
>minded to dismiss someone based on their weight, then he's the person
>missing out. Personalities count for so much more anyway.
yeah, i know...his attitude helped me to dismiss him...i just couldn't
believe that even when i challenged his assertion that someone being big
meant she was a social joke and should be hiding her body, he defended what
seemed obviously an indefensibly bigoted statement.
???
>> i'd like to point out that the girl this asshole was talking about was
>> someone i know, but not well. also she is really attractive...
>Then once again he's the one missing out. There are some really nice people
>out there if you can just be bothered to talk to them. Well that's my
theory
>anyway.
i often feel really lucky that in my looong and illustrious career of
snogging people, i've been attracted to a really wide range of ppl, and
often see sexy things in them others can't....i think that having been
varying degrees of chubbiness for most of that time has helped me be less of
a body fascist...
:)
>> *standing up for the right for non-thin people to feel happy in what they
>> wear*
>I'll stand up for the right for anyone to feel happy in what ever they are
>wearing
alll right!!!
> Rosencrantz (why do I have the feeling that Stranger can post a way
>better reply to this?)
>The essence of balance is detachment.
>To embrace a cause, to grow fond or spiteful, is to lose one's balance,
>After which no action can be trusted.
eh. detachment's a boy thing, i think...or a delusion, i should say...
:)
sarah
Kage-Ryu
<blithe...@goplay.com> inserted a refrigerator into their person
and screamed:
>
>Valeskah wrote in message <394e1d48$0$50...@motown.iinet.net.au>...
>>
>>Blithespirit wrote in message <394e...@bn.ar.com.au>...
>>>this reminds me of an complete asshole i had the misfortune of meeting at
>>>the acg thing in sydney recently, who came out with the most bigoted
>>rubbish
>>>along the lines that he didn't have a problem with "tent goths" (they
>know
>>>their place in society, i guess) but that a certain girl in the goth scene
>>>was just a joke because she wore tight fitting clothes and corsets when
>she
>>>was too big to get away with it (in his brain-of-an-amoeba opinion).
>>
>>ooooo i HATE it when people say that....
>>can i come and punch him?
>>(or sit on him and squash him... it's probably what people like that would
>>expect a 'big girl' to do, isnt it?)
>
>
>oooh yes...i think an appropriate punishment for him would be constant
>nightmares of being squashed to death by a bunch of cackling, corseted
>voluptuous gals...
Punishment? /Nightmare/?
God, this would be some peoples' favorite wet dream!
Kage-Ryu
ICQ: 63695066
"Hold still so that I may drain your vital essense!"
-- The Dark Crystal
Valeskah
Kage-Ryu wrote in message <394e93f5.312107@news-server>...
>Punishment? /Nightmare/?
>
>God, this would be some peoples' favorite wet dream!
i was vaguely forming that idea in my slow-working Morning Brain, and you
snatched it from me you obviously-working-properly-earlier-in-the-morning
person you!
but yes... i can imagine that being a fetishy thing ( and i believe i know
people who would subscribe to such a fetish!)
speaking of fetishes, i had this dream last night about a biiig huuuuge shop
full of fun thingslike rubber catsuits that fitted properly and looked
fabulous and didnt try to pull your arm hairs out while being put on and
taken off.
*sigh*.
anyways, i'll stop waffling and go to work :)
val
stranger..
Rosencrantz wrote
:(why do I have the feeling that Stranger can
:post a way better reply to this?)
God, now i have a reputation to live up to.
i can feel the performance anxiety setting in already.
--
stranger..
(quick, say something stupid)
stranger..
Blithespirit wrote
:this reminds me of an complete asshole i had the misfortune of meeting
:at the acg thing in sydney recently, who came out with the most bigoted
:rubbish along the lines that he didn't have a problem with "tent goths"
:(they know their place in society, i guess) but that a certain girl in the
:goth scene was just a joke because she wore tight fitting clothes and
:corsets when she was too big to get away with it (in his brain-of-an-amoeba
:opinion). no-one else at the table challenged him for saying this, and i'm
:sure he dismissed me doing so as one fat chick defending another. that
:encounter pretty much ruined my weekend which really sucked as i'd met
:some *nice* and *intelligent* people at the Thing who I wouldn't have
:minded seeing again while they were in sydney, but i didn't feel like going
:out any more... *waves at Baralier and Red Countess*
:i'd like to point out that the girl this asshole was talking about was
:someone i know, but not well. also she is really attractive...
That also reminds me of an incident on uk.people.gothic last year, where one
poster had made a snide comment about the generous proportions of someone
she'd seen in the toilets, along the lines of "some people should not wear
pvc", and thought it was so clever she should repeat it to the newsgroup.
Little did she know the person in question was a regular and well-liked
poster, and the barrage of recrimination she received drove her right off
the newsgroup. One can only hope she learned something from her bruises.
As for this 'lady in white' people were talking about though, if she chooses
to act like an arsehole, then she makes herself fair game. As long as it
doesn't extend to deriding people for appearance alone, which would just be
fucking childish.
Admittedly i sometimes find myself making catty comments about people's
appearance (though never weight related) but at least i have the sense to
feel ashamed once i hear it come out of my mouth. Next step is to stop it
coming out, but i'm still working on that one.
:*standing up for the right for non-thin people to feel happy
:in what they wear*
Go girl!
--
stranger..
(renaissant fatkid)
Sandro
"stranger.." <dar...@gordontech.com.au.nospam> wrote:
>
>Rosencrantz wrote
>
>:(why do I have the feeling that Stranger can
>:post a way better reply to this?)
>
>God, now i have a reputation to live up to.
You know you love it. It's a calling, a vocation.
And you're good at it. And all the kids love you.
>i can feel the performance anxiety setting in already.
Try not thinking about it. It won't help, but at least
you won't get as stressed at the disappointing conclusion.
>--
>stranger..
>(quick, say something stupid)
Something Stupid! Something Stupid! Where's my cookie?
Sandro
--
Carthage Must Be Destroyed - Cato the Elder
Sandro
"Blithespirit" <blithe...@goplay.com> wrote:
<snippage>
>(in his brain-of-an-amoeba
>opinion). no-one else at the table challenged him for saying
>this, and i'm sure he dismissed me doing so as one fat chick
>defending another. that encounter pretty much ruined my weekend
>which really sucked as i'd met some *nice* and *intelligent*
>people at the Thing who I wouldn't have minded seeing again
>while they were in sydney, but i didn't feel like going out any
>more...
Just out of curiosity, was it someone who is a regular acg
poster?
>*waves at Baralier and Red Countess*
>i'd like to point out that the girl this asshole was talking
>about was someone i know, but not well. also she is really
>attractive...
>
>*standing up for the right for non-thin people to feel happy in
>what they wear*
>sarah
I'll take a bigger woman over a malnourished girl anyday. Boney
waifs break too easily.
Sandro - "You broke her."
Melee
shop
>full of fun thingslike rubber catsuits that fitted properly and looked
>fabulous and didnt try to pull your arm hairs out while being put on and
>taken off.
>*sigh*.
So while we're here, can we bitch about the diminishing sizes available in
goth/fetish clothing shops?? Maybe its not such a problem outside of
Melbourne, but the sizes here just seem to keep on shrinking.. I'm fairly
sure I'm not getting that much larger, at least not at such an alarming
rate.. I don't have the money to get stuff made, and its getting really
depressing walking into these shops, failing to find anything above a 12,
being looked at in a horrified manner if you ask for it, and then slinking
out after the 12 has failed to fit you without you spilling out all around
it, in the manner criticised earlier in this thread...
And I thought I'd sidestepped the problem when I stopped wearing
"fashionable" clothes..
Mel
Trayce
scribbled hastily:
>So while we're here, can we bitch about the diminishing sizes available in
>goth/fetish clothing shops?? Maybe its not such a problem outside of
>Melbourne, but the sizes here just seem to keep on shrinking.. I'm fairly
>sure I'm not getting that much larger, at least not at such an alarming
>rate.. I don't have the money to get stuff made, and its getting really
>depressing walking into these shops, failing to find anything above a 12,
>being looked at in a horrified manner if you ask for it, and then slinking
>out after the 12 has failed to fit you without you spilling out all around
>it, in the manner criticised earlier in this thread...
Dammit, I was avoiding this thread in shame for the exact opposite
reason to everyone else...
*mumbles something about not HAVING cleavage to worry about bois
staring down you front...sigh grumble sulk*
(thats ten mope points to me, Spark ;) )
Anyway yes ahem...as I am a rather petite girl, I have the same
problem as Melee but kind of in reverse... EVERYTHING in gothic style
shops seems to have been made for women 6 feet tall! Huge boots!
Skirts with trains so long I'd have to swim to Abyss! Tops with
frontages that assume one has frontage to PUT in them!
Its all terribly depressing and embarrasing. I like being small, but
sometimes I wish I had SOMETHING that errr... stood out and said HEY!
LOOK AT THIS! Apart from my bum =) Which admittedly looks ok in a PVC
skirt =)
I also wear tents too sometimes - but its to hide my stupid
knock-kneed legs...
Trayce (self-criticisms R me)
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You come and measure me, I'm 50 inches long!" (P J Harvey)
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spyinthesky
Trayce <tra...@somethingorother.com> wrote in message
news:394f5990...@news.mel.connect.net.au...
> >So while we're here, can we bitch about the diminishing sizes available
in
> >goth/fetish clothing shops?? Maybe its not such a problem outside of
> >Melbourne, but the sizes here just seem to keep on shrinking.. I'm fairly
> >sure I'm not getting that much larger, at least not at such an alarming
> >rate.. I don't have the money to get stuff made, and its getting really
> >depressing walking into these shops, failing to find anything above a 12,
> >being looked at in a horrified manner if you ask for it, and then
slinking
> >out after the 12 has failed to fit you without you spilling out all
around
> >it, in the manner criticised earlier in this thread...
I can't even remember seeing a size 16 in some shops in Melbourne. It's
really demoralizing to try on a 12/14 and have it not fit isn't it? I didn't
think I'd put on *that* much weight, though with the amount I've been eating
this week I'm well on my way!
> Anyway yes ahem...as I am a rather petite girl, I have the same
> problem as Melee but kind of in reverse... EVERYTHING in gothic style
> shops seems to have been made for women 6 feet tall! Huge boots!
> Skirts with trains so long I'd have to swim to Abyss! Tops with
> frontages that assume one has frontage to PUT in them!
That's the OTHER problem I've found! Try on a nice skirt, it fits width wise
but length wise you'd need a huge goddamn pair of boots and even then they'd
most likely get caught on the lace.
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Kage-Ryu
<na...@ozemail.com.au> inserted a refrigerator into their person and
screamed:
>> Anyway yes ahem...as I am a rather petite girl, I have the same
>> problem as Melee but kind of in reverse... EVERYTHING in gothic style
>> shops seems to have been made for women 6 feet tall! Huge boots!
>> Skirts with trains so long I'd have to swim to Abyss! Tops with
>> frontages that assume one has frontage to PUT in them!
>
>That's the OTHER problem I've found! Try on a nice skirt, it fits width wise
>but length wise you'd need a huge goddamn pair of boots and even then they'd
>most likely get caught on the lace.
Really? I can't seem to find a skirt long enough... All the ones I
try on fit peachy-keen around the waist, but are well above
ankle-length, which irritates the hell out of me - I love a nice,
floor sweeping, impractical skirt. And I can't find a long skirt
that's affordable (this is the keyphrase here).
This is why I wear short skirts a lot - Contrary to the popular
opinion that I'm just a floozy who likes to display her legs a lot.
Kage-Ryu (though there's that too...)
Red Countess
>
>"Blithespirit" <blithe...@goplay.com> wrote:
>
><snippage>
>
>>(in his brain-of-an-amoeba
>>opinion). no-one else at the table challenged him for saying
>>this, and i'm sure he dismissed me doing so as one fat chick
>>defending another. that encounter pretty much ruined my weekend
>>which really sucked as i'd met some *nice* and *intelligent*
>>people at the Thing who I wouldn't have minded seeing again
>>while they were in sydney, but i didn't feel like going out any
>>more...
>
>Just out of curiosity, was it someone who is a regular acg
>poster?
No.
(/me who was there, and who didn't say anything because she didn't
want to offend a certain 3rd party, and has regretted it ever since.)
Liz
"Brevity is the soul of lingerie"
- Dorothy Parker
Spark
news:slrn8kmebb...@hiro.netizen.com.au...
: In aus.culture.gothic, on Thu, 15 Jun 2000 16:16:18 +1000
: Neef <ne...@vurt.net> wrote:
: > Regulars to Abyss will have noticed the abolute engineering marvel that
was
: > wearing white last friday night..
I've actually missed the original post here, but yeah I know the one.
First saw her at Bound some months back. Nicknamed her 'Virgin Sacrifice',
tittered (no pun intended), and thought of something else (short attention
span and all).
Have maybe once seen her in something else.
Keep looking for the moment when her breasts fly screaming out of her top,
and giving passers by a couple of black eyes.
L. (plane flights are a bitch)
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"And like any good chess player worth his salt,
I'd always had a thing for castles..."
- Platinum Grit
Baralier
> On Tue, 20 Jun 2000 22:09:21 +1000, "spyinthesky"
> <na...@ozemail.com.au> inserted a refrigerator into their person and
> screamed:
>
> >> Anyway yes ahem...as I am a rather petite girl, I have the same
> >> problem as Melee but kind of in reverse... EVERYTHING in gothic
style
> >> shops seems to have been made for women 6 feet tall! Huge boots!
> >> Skirts with trains so long I'd have to swim to Abyss! Tops with
> >> frontages that assume one has frontage to PUT in them!
> >
> >That's the OTHER problem I've found! Try on a nice skirt, it fits
width wise
> >but length wise you'd need a huge goddamn pair of boots and even
then they'd
> >most likely get caught on the lace.
>
> Really? I can't seem to find a skirt long enough... All the ones I
> try on fit peachy-keen around the waist, but are well above
> ankle-length, which irritates the hell out of me - I love a nice,
> floor sweeping, impractical skirt. And I can't find a long skirt
> that's affordable (this is the keyphrase here).
You need to get some sewing lessons soon then :)
> This is why I wear short skirts a lot - Contrary to the popular
> opinion that I'm just a floozy who likes to display her legs a lot.
Well I don't know that I'd call it a *popular* opinion. Just possibly
acurate?
> Kage-Ryu (though there's that too...)
ah - huh :)
Baralier
(who can sympathise with the finding clothes that fit problem - though
I've never bothered with a corset
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Baralier
> Kage-Ryu tippy tapped...
> > This is why I wear short skirts a lot - Contrary to the popular
> > opinion that I'm just a floozy who likes to display her legs a lot.
>
> Well I don't know that I'd call it a *popular* opinion. Just possibly
> acurate?
Though nice legs they are anyway :)
Baralier
(I'm not complaining)
Poli唀 Socie唝
"Blithespirit" <blithe...@goplay.com> wrote:
>
> Poli†e Socie†y wrote in message <8ibplc$m8v$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
> >In article <oksgkssdt8cpn85te...@4ax.com>,
> > Neef <ne...@vurt.net> wrote:
> >> On 15 Jun 2000 03:38:45 +1000, "Sandro" <cein...@my-deja.com>
wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >
> >> Regulars to Abyss will have noticed the abolute engineering marvel
> >that was
> >> wearing white last friday night..
> >
> >She should take a lesson in manners as well as dress sense...
> >*dusts the white "lady's" hand print off of the centre of her
> >back...cheeky!*
> >...and develop a sense of spatial proportions...
> >*oi! No need to _elbow_ past to get to the mirror, there's 3m
clearance
> >either side...be careful not to turn to stone OK?*
>
> i'm all for good manners, but...
>
> >
> >If something positive resulted from the entire experience,
> >it provoked lengthy discussions amongst the female patrons
> >on how to/not to wear a Volaires...
> >It was good to exchange tips and be reminded:
> >
> >1. Practice your outfits at home. This means jiggling up and down
> > in front of the mirror too.
> >2. Pick a corset that is your size, not Lilliputian size.
> >3. Adjust tension so you have 2 breasts...not four udders.
>
at
> the acg thing in sydney recently, who came out with the most bigoted
rubbish
> along the lines that he didn't have a problem with "tent goths" (they
know
> their place in society, i guess) but that a certain girl in the goth
scene
> ruined my weekend which really sucked as i'd met some *nice* and
> *intelligent* people at the Thing who I wouldn't have minded seeing
again
> while they were in sydney, but i didn't feel like going out any
more...
> i'd like to point out that the girl this asshole was talking about was
> someone i know, but not well. also she is really attractive...
>
> *standing up for the right for non-thin people to feel happy in what
they
> wear*
I get your point...
You probably get that nowhere in my post was I attacking rubenesque
figures...In fact it was a size 22 friend showing off her elegant corset
to me that was the beginning of quite an unhealthy addiction >:D
(being able to close a 22inch corset seems a tad sickkk).
The girl in question was slim and wearing a tool of the trade quite
badly. That's fine if she's happy. (The fact that she was making other
ppl unhappy - that's what got the claws out but anyway...)
Bad fashion married with *bad attitude* was in my sights.
Heh heh a young waif I was with was glowering at a large girl clad
in a black PVC fishtail skirt and tightfitting PVC top[1]...
"People like that shouldn't wear stuff like that!!!" she said
*kindergarten sprach: it doesn't matter what you look like or what
you wear..as long as she is enjoying herself and having a good time...
see?*
"But it looks awful!!!" *repeat kindergarten sprach*
Reminds me...
*another kindergarten sprach: it doesn't matter what other people
say you are who you are...*
BUT SHE CALLED ME A BABY GOTH!!! *repeat another kindergarten sprach*
[Look guilty out there, teaser girl - you know you you are ;)]
[1] personally, I think it was jealousy
Yes...places in society. Who has the right to be goRF and
who doesn't. A few years ago in my hot-headed youth I had to "explain"
to a skinhead that someone of my ethnic background could participate
in the gorthick subculture...It's my moontan pal!
I don't have a Jennifer Lopez butt - IT'S MY BUSTLE BONG!!!!!
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Poli唀 Socie唝
tra...@somethingorother.com (Trayce) wrote:
> On Tue, 20 Jun 2000 19:18:46 +1000, "Melee" <me...@nospam-ihug.com.au>
> scribbled hastily:
Melee: did we meet at Abyss a little while back? With Mr Tyson? (Can't
remember *hic*!)
>
> Anyway yes ahem...as I am a rather petite girl, I have the same
> problem as Melee but kind of in reverse... EVERYTHING in gothic style
> shops seems to have been made for women 6 feet tall! Huge boots!
> Skirts with trains so long I'd have to swim to Abyss! Tops with
> frontages that assume one has frontage to PUT in them!
Hahaha! Are you kidding woman?!.
Skirts that are ankle length on most other girls are mid-calf on me.
Tried on a "floor length" gown that finished at my ankle :P
A lot of garments fit around the tum and bum *giggle* but the top
half...
I dunno...there are push-up bras galore in the shops..but try buying
tops to match. It's an odd paradox...
Nah. Maybe I should go shopping in the LA where everyone has implants :}
But at least some places make lingerie etc in a variety of er..sizes :)
Had a lingerie party at my place a while back with lots of nice
stuff not concrete re-inforced feats of structural engineering!
> I also wear tents too sometimes - but its to hide my stupid
> knock-kneed legs...
...and the beer gut! ;) ;) ;)
Hmm..something to hold my drink(s) keeping my hands free to "wave away
flies" on the dance floor...Budding fashion designers?
Le BustleBong ala Madamemoiselle Alex...mmm
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f...@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard) wrote:
> On 17 Jun 2000 08:40:11 GMT, Bron Gondwana <br...@netizen.com.au>
wrote:
> :Neef <ne...@vurt.net> wrote:
>
> :> Regulars to Abyss will have noticed the abolute engineering marvel
that was
> :> wearing white last friday night..
>
> :You've got admire the engineer, if not for any taste or tact
> :then at least for the fact that it didn't split during the
> :night.
> :Ouch
>
> If it's the same one, she was just as spectacular last night. The
> quadraboob effect is almost as k3wl as whiteface, y'know. Almost.
She was a good girl last week! 80
No rough stuff in the ladies.
Mayhaps it was coz she wasn't wearing the 8inch stiletto sandles to
peer down her nose at smaller girls and boys?
(Attitude is directly proportional to height...?).
Great...first I'm being width-ist now I'm being height-ist. :}P
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Valeskah
Melee wrote in message <96149228...@mel.ihug.com.au>...
>So while we're here, can we bitch about the diminishing sizes available in
>goth/fetish clothing shops??
it's a problem -everywhere-...
apparently our newest gawth shoppe in fremantle has larger sizes, but I am
yet to bumble down there and make up my mind...
(there's up to 24's at a fab medieval/hippy shop... but way expensive.
pretty dresses tho!)
Valeskah
Trayce wrote in message <394f5990...@news.mel.connect.net.au>...
>*mumbles something about not HAVING cleavage to worry about bois
>staring down you front...sigh grumble sulk*
at least you can don the irrepressible WonderBra... ;)
the only thing like that (opposite) for larger sizes is the irrepressibly
ugly 'minimiser'. now what is the point???
val (hi, i'm val and i'm a corset addict)