The Rules
KBraman1
can be overcome given enough time and money.
Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.
* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your
husband to pick up five items at the store and then
you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget
two of the first five.
* Law of the Search: The first place to look for
anything is the last place you would expect to find
it.
Corollary: It will not be in the last place you
expect to find it.
* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less
important you are to the corporation, the more your
tardiness or absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large
enough to increase your taxes and just small enough
to have no effect on your take-home pay.
* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers
everything except what happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing
what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be
doing something else.
* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers,
only cross-references.
* Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that
starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that
starts out soft will harden when stale.
* Kenny's Law of Auto Repair: The part requiring the
most consistent repair or replacement will be housed
in the most inaccessible location.
* Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two
possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick
the wrong one.
Corollary - If there is only one way to spell a name,
you will spell it wrong anyway.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to
eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the
bottom of the grocery bag.
* Yeager's Law: Washing machines break down only
during the wash cycle.
Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber’s day
off.
* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work
late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work
early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
* Quile's Consultation Law: The job that pays the
most will be offered when there is no time to deliver
the services.
* Loftus' Law: Some people manage by the book, even
though they don't know who wrote the book or even
which book it is.
* Lovka's Dilemma: You never get away, you only get
someplace else.
Kathy
Jenn ifer
>what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be
>doing something else.
Now ain't that the truth?? We never seem to be satisfied with just what we
have...hhmmmmmmmm
Jenn ifer
Champagne: a beverage that makes you see double and feel single