This flyer marks the offical opening of the Queequeg Memorial
Small-Yappy-Dog Rest Home and Bait Shop. Conveniently located by the
pier, we offer full service care for those S-Y-D's unfortunately orphaned
by serial killers and/or located by psychics....aaaand 'round back you
can buy your 100% guranteed gatorbait/Nessie attractors. Plus maps, 5$.
Roaches free with purchase. Tall tales for the benefit of tourists also
available (like they're going to belive a talking, typing beagle anyhow)
Thank you kindly for your business
-Beagle,
Director and Proprietor
"In Memoriam Q-Q."