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Deborah

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Oct 29, 2000, 10:02:18 AM10/29/00
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I'm suggesting this in a sense of fun, but so many folks around here are
soooo deadly serious, I'm a little hesitant to post it. Ah, what the heck.

Maybe we could divide into Scullies and Mulders. The Scullies are
suspicious, tend not to believe in the unusual. While they might believe in
miracles, they don't expect them.

The Mulders want so much to believe that we'll grasp at any straw to prove
our theories. WE WANT TO BELIEVE and it doesn't take that much to keep us
going. Translate "I want to believe" into "I want to watch". We believe in
extreme possibilities like - the show may still be worth watching without
Mulder.

Guess we'll all find out in a couple weeks if, to continue the metaphor,
aliens do exist, but the Scullies, no matter if an alien kicks them in the
shins, still won't believe, while the Mulders, if they just see an
unexplained light will be in awe.

Just a little Sunday morning fun, not heresy, not veiled insults, nothing to
provoke anger. Just a little fun, like the show. r

Did you all set your clocks back?

Deb


laura capozzola

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Oct 29, 2000, 11:34:19 AM10/29/00
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Deborah wrote:
>
> I'm suggesting this in a sense of fun, but so many folks around here are
> soooo deadly serious, I'm a little hesitant to post it. Ah, what the heck.
>
> Maybe we could divide into Scullies and Mulders. The Scullies are
> suspicious, tend not to believe in the unusual. While they might believe in
> miracles, they don't expect them.
>
> The Mulders want so much to believe that we'll grasp at any straw to prove
> our theories. WE WANT TO BELIEVE and it doesn't take that much to keep us
> going. Translate "I want to believe" into "I want to watch". We believe in
> extreme possibilities like - the show may still be worth watching without
> Mulder.


Or, The Skinners - They're afraid to believe but they want to have the
courage to believe and out of loyalty and personal observation, they
know they now must believe.

Or, the Kryceks - Today they believe, tomorrow they don't, whichever
serves their best interests at the time they post.

Then there are the CSMs - As a friend, they suggest you do believe
because they've seen TV shows die and if you don't believe, did you
ever wonder what it would be like to die in a plane crash or of
botulism? Even a heart attack isn't uncommon for a person your age.

Then there are the Maritas - They can help you believe.

Then there are the Doggetts - The have to see it, taste it, feel it,
smell it to believe so they're waiting to see the eps first before
they make up their minds.

Laura
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"The truth is that when you 'trust no one' there is a
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Deborah

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laura capozzola <laur...@erols.com> wrote in message
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> Or, the Kryceks - Today they believe, tomorrow they don't, whichever
> serves their best interests at the time they post.

Uh oh! I may be a Krycek but I'm a Mulder wanna be (kind of like Krycek?)

snip


> Then there are the Doggetts - The have to see it, taste it, feel it,
> smell it to believe so they're waiting to see the eps first before
> they make up their minds.

Hmmm, so maybe I'm a Krycek with a smidgen of Doggett? Except, I still wanna
be a Mulder. I think that puts me firmly in the Krycek camp.

Deb

Gabrielle Downey Boutin

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Oct 29, 2000, 12:19:48 PM10/29/00
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On Sun, 29 Oct 2000, laura capozzola wrote:

> Deborah wrote:
> >
> >
> > Maybe we could divide into Scullies and Mulders. The Scullies are
> > suspicious, tend not to believe in the unusual. While they might believe in
> > miracles, they don't expect them.
> >
> > The Mulders want so much to believe that we'll grasp at any straw to prove
> > our theories. WE WANT TO BELIEVE and it doesn't take that much to keep us
> > going. Translate "I want to believe" into "I want to watch". We believe in
> > extreme possibilities like - the show may still be worth watching without
> > Mulder.
>
> Or, The Skinners - They're afraid to believe but they want to have the
> courage to believe and out of loyalty and personal observation, they
> know they now must believe.
>
> Or, the Kryceks - Today they believe, tomorrow they don't, whichever
> serves their best interests at the time they post.
>
> Then there are the CSMs - As a friend, they suggest you do believe
> because they've seen TV shows die and if you don't believe, did you
> ever wonder what it would be like to die in a plane crash or of
> botulism? Even a heart attack isn't uncommon for a person your age.
>
> Then there are the Maritas - They can help you believe.
>
> Then there are the Doggetts - The have to see it, taste it, feel it,
> smell it to believe so they're waiting to see the eps first before
> they make up their minds.

OK, I was grinning until I got to this one, at which point I started
laughing my fucking ass off. You'd think CC, RP, and this others could
possibly think of even just *one* other way of stating this idea. It
makes Doggett sound like a bloody bloodhound. Hmmm. Maybe that's where
his name came from....hmmm...

Brie

VerlindaH

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Oct 29, 2000, 5:49:01 PM10/29/00
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>Subject: Scullies and Mulders
>From: "Deborah" tins...@prodigy.net
>Date: 10/29/00 10:02 Central Daylight Time

>
> Did you all set your clocks back?

Yes, and after the Halloween party I went to last night, I needed the extra
sleep.

VerlindaH, Mulder

XXXXgizzieXXXX

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Oct 29, 2000, 6:45:07 PM10/29/00
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"Deborah" <> wrote

> Did you all set your clocks back?


Yeah, and it's fucking DARK here,already. Yeah, yeah, I know it
happens evry year,that doesn't mean I have to like it.

I'm cold, too...which is actually GOOD news...

XXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXX
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"I'll tell you what's wrong--I am TRYING to have a
complete nervous breakdown, and no one will let me
do it in peace!"
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Ruth

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Oct 29, 2000, 7:29:22 PM10/29/00
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In article <8ticuf$m4k$1...@slb6.atl.mindspring.net>, "XXXXgizzieXXXX"
<giz...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

> "Deborah" <> wrote
>
> > Did you all set your clocks back?
>
>
> Yeah, and it's fucking DARK here,already. Yeah, yeah, I know it
> happens evry year,that doesn't mean I have to like it.
>
> I'm cold, too...which is actually GOOD news...

I HATE BEING COLD

and I am not too crazy about the dark either.

--

"I tried reality once, I found it too confining", Jane Wagner ( via Lily Tomlin)

GO YANKS!!!

Alan Hurshman

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"XXXXgizzieXXXX" <giz...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message

> Yeah, and it's fucking DARK here,already. Yeah, yeah, I know it
> happens evry year,that doesn't mean I have to like it.
> I'm cold, too...which is actually GOOD news...

Just be glad you don't live in northern Maine.
They just got a foot of snow.

--
Alan Hurshman
Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Sean Carroll

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Oct 29, 2000, 9:52:59 PM10/29/00
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On Sun, 29 Oct 2000 19:29:22 -0500, Rufi...@rcn.com (Ruth) wrote:

>I HATE BEING COLD
>
>and I am not too crazy about the dark either.

So, I'm guessing you wouldn't be too fond of That Cold, Dark Place.

--Sean

Deborah

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XXXXgizzieXXXX <giz...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message

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"Deborah" <> wrote
> > Did you all set your clocks back?

>Yeah, and it's fucking DARK here,already. Yeah, yeah, I know it
> happens evry year,that doesn't mean I have to like it.

I hate that part. In a month or so it will be dark when I get up and dark
when I get home. Sigh. Makes me want to spend all my time sleeping and
eating.

> I'm cold, too...which is actually GOOD news...


It's still balmy here. I have the fan on (but my house gets hot at night).

Deb

True__blue

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Oct 30, 2000, 12:57:27 AM10/30/00
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"Deborah" <tins...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
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It was so balmy here today, that down south of Omaha, near Lincoln, we had
two tornadoes. Not common for this late in the year. Here in Omaha, it
just rained and was overcast. But we did have a few big claps of thunder.


--
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Alan Hurshman

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Oct 30, 2000, 7:30:46 AM10/30/00
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"True__blue" <True_...@email.msn.com> wrote in message

> It was so balmy here today, that down south of Omaha, near Lincoln, we had
> two tornadoes. Not common for this late in the year.

Oh heck, even the Brits are getting tornadoes these
days. Bognor Regis to be specific. A town famous
for kissing royal ass.

XXXXgizzieXXXX

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Oct 30, 2000, 7:39:43 PM10/30/00
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"Ruth" <> wrote

> <gizzie> wrote:
> > I'm cold, too...which is actually GOOD news...


> I HATE BEING COLD


Yeah, but I been doin' that hot-flash thing for almost two years,
so this is a GOOD thing.

I hadn't felt cold for so long, I forgot what it was.


--

XXXXgizzieXXXX

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Oct 30, 2000, 7:42:34 PM10/30/00
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"Deborah" <> wrote

> I hate that part. In a month or so it will be dark when I get up and
dark
> when I get home. Sigh.

That happens to me in December, when I work marathon days. A few
years ago, I did not see daylight for 23 days straight.

XXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXX
(who finally wised up and takes abreak and LEAVES THE STORE every day,
even
if it's for ten minutes)

Miss Moo

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Oct 30, 2000, 9:41:00 PM10/30/00
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Oooh, what movie was that guy in? Fuck. Now I can't remember the name of the
actor or the movie.

<thinking>

Oh! He was in Night Watch! Now, what was his name? I dunno. I could go look
it up, but you all know who I'm talking about. You know, creepy guy who
played...shit...Boggs. There we go.


Katie <-- going slowly insane

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Ruth

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Oct 30, 2000, 10:36:19 PM10/30/00
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In article <8tl4i6$ptr$1...@slb3.atl.mindspring.net>, "XXXXgizzieXXXX"
<giz...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

> "Ruth" <> wrote
>
> > <gizzie> wrote:
> > > I'm cold, too...which is actually GOOD news...
>
>
> > I HATE BEING COLD
>
>
> Yeah, but I been doin' that hot-flash thing for almost two years,
> so this is a GOOD thing.

I still don't really get them.

I am turning 50 in June...anyone got any good ideas for 50th birthday parties?

Ruth, who thinks there is something oddly liberating about turning 50.

Boondoggler

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Ruth <Rufi...@rcn.com> wrote:


> I am turning 50 in June...anyone got any good ideas for 50th birthday parties?
>
> Ruth, who thinks there is something oddly liberating about turning 50.

I'm turning 30, uhm, soon. I'm getting my hair cut short and dying it
red. After which, I'm going to Las Vegas, where I won't be getting
married and won't be getting a lap dance much to some people's dismay.
Even with all the things I'm not doing in Vegas, I still think it's
liberating.


--
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and pain don't hurt you." - Sparky Anderson
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Jen (is not a potato)

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On Tue, 31 Oct 2000 04:42:46 GMT, in alt.tv.x-files the esteemed
boond...@worldnet.att.net (Boondoggler) opined pensively:

>I'm turning 30, uhm, soon.

How soon? I'm thinking, not soon enough.

> I'm getting my hair cut short and dying it
>red.

How red? Ronald McDonald red or Scully season 1 red or Scully season
7 red or red dye number 5?

> After which, I'm going to Las Vegas, where I won't be getting
>married

I think not getting married is a good thing. You know, you've been
allowed to do all the fun stuff in Vegas for 9 years. You didn't have
to wait until you're 30.

>and won't be getting a lap dance much to some people's dismay.

Er... you could still change your mind. The drinks are free while
you're gambling. After you run out of quarters (and can't drink
more), you might not mind so much.

>Even with all the things I'm not doing in Vegas, I still think it's
>liberating.

How liberating? Can I live vicariously through you?

Jen

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Ruth

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Oct 31, 2000, 11:35:24 AM10/31/00
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In article <1ejc8ww.1n2vyoxe7zpiiN%boond...@worldnet.att.net>,
boond...@worldnet.att.net (Boondoggler) wrote:

> Ruth <Rufi...@rcn.com> wrote:
>
>
> > I am turning 50 in June...anyone got any good ideas for 50th birthday
parties?
> >
> > Ruth, who thinks there is something oddly liberating about turning 50.
>
> I'm turning 30, uhm, soon. I'm getting my hair cut short and dying it
> red. After which, I'm going to Las Vegas, where I won't be getting
> married and won't be getting a lap dance much to some people's dismay.
> Even with all the things I'm not doing in Vegas, I still think it's
> liberating.

Sounds great. I celebrated my 30th birthday in a cabin in the woods in the
Sierras for four days. one of The highlights ( and there were many) was
having in dinner in this non-tourist resurant where the S.O. had a bunch
of loggers sing happy birthday to me. It was fairly surreal. I also got to
slide down a snowbank in June( which I thought was nifty) .,......and then
there were the other three days which are not for discussion


Do it up....celebrate these milestones....it is important.

Ruth, who is old enough to me Boonies mother. I can't be the mother of a
30 year old!!!!!!!!!! Yiiiilkkkkes!!!!

Anna

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Ruth wrote:

> Do it up....celebrate these milestones....it is important.
>
> Ruth, who is old enough to me Boonies mother. I can't be the mother of a
> 30 year old!!!!!!!!!! Yiiiilkkkkes!!!!
>

My youngest daughter is in the first grade. Most of her classmates' mothers are old
enough to have been my daughters. My stepdaughter keeps telling me she can't wait
to call me Granny Annie.

Anna
(can't believe she got this old this quickly)


Ruth

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Oct 31, 2000, 1:57:08 PM10/31/00
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> Ruth wrote:
>
> > Do it up....celebrate these milestones....it is important.
> >
> > Ruth, who is old enough to me Boonies mother. I can't be the mother of a
> > 30 year old!!!!!!!!!! Yiiiilkkkkes!!!!
> >
>
> My youngest daughter is in the first grade. Most of her classmates'
mothers are old
> enough to have been my daughters. My stepdaughter keeps telling me she
can't wait
> to call me Granny Annie.
>

know the feeling...I have an 11 year old and a 13 year old. Weren't we the
generation that wasn't supposed to get old? I want a refund!

Jim

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Down on alt.tv.x-files, the vibe from XXXXgizzieXXXX was...

>
> "Deborah" <> wrote
>
> > I hate that part. In a month or so it will be dark when I get up and
> dark when I get home. Sigh.
>
> That happens to me in December, when I work marathon days. A few
> years ago, I did not see daylight for 23 days straight.

Its already happening to me. I'm now driving to work in the dark and
driving home from work in the dark.

> XXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXX
> (who finally wised up and takes abreak and LEAVES THE STORE every day,
> even if it's for ten minutes)

Tell me how to do this. While your at it, so you know the secret of how
to leave work on time?

--
Jim

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Alan Hurshman

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"Ruth" <Rufi...@rcn.com> wrote in message

> I am turning 50 in June...anyone got any good ideas for 50th birthday
parties?

Do not nuter cat. See if you can do a controlled breeding
so that it gives birth close to your birthday. Then you
can have fun playing with kitties.

Either that or drive up to Newfoundland and play with
the moose. They're cute but rather big. If rutting they
may do unspeakable acts to your car.

Anna

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Ruth wrote:

>
> know the feeling...I have an 11 year old and a 13 year old. Weren't we the
> generation that wasn't supposed to get old?

But that was because we were supposed to die before we got old.

Anna
(glad she's still here even if she is old)


Boondoggler

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Jen (is not a potato) <jenn...@earthlink.net> wrote:

> On Tue, 31 Oct 2000 04:42:46 GMT, in alt.tv.x-files the esteemed
> boond...@worldnet.att.net (Boondoggler) opined pensively:
>
> >I'm turning 30, uhm, soon.
>
> How soon? I'm thinking, not soon enough.

As the aliens said in Buckaroo Banzai, real soon.

> > I'm getting my hair cut short and dying it
> >red.
>
> How red? Ronald McDonald red or Scully season 1 red or Scully season
> 7 red or red dye number 5?

I don't know. I'm thinking no on the Ronald McDonald. I've got a gift
certificate for a massage, pedicure, manicure, cut, style, single color
and makeup at a center city spa. I'm trusting my hair to the
professionals and just going with their advice. (It was one of the
provisos of the gift.) It's hair, it will grow back, and I've had the
same bob haircut (just various lengths) for the past 10 years. I'm
quite tired of it.

> > After which, I'm going to Las Vegas, where I won't be getting
> >married
>
> I think not getting married is a good thing. You know, you've been
> allowed to do all the fun stuff in Vegas for 9 years. You didn't have
> to wait until you're 30.

I've been to Vegas before actually. Two or three times. I got kicked
out of the casinos when I was 15. (My parents were such poor role
models back then.)

> >and won't be getting a lap dance much to some people's dismay.
>
> Er... you could still change your mind. The drinks are free while
> you're gambling. After you run out of quarters (and can't drink
> more), you might not mind so much.

My friend is turning 33 the day before we go. He has the idea that we
are all going to the Cheetah club (I think that's the name of it)
whereupon we will buy each other mutual lapdances from the Cheetah
girls. I'm not seeing it happen. He also has tatoo parlors in mind.

Of course, you are correct (as usual). Many things are possible through
the wonders of alcohol. Viva Las Vegas.

> >Even with all the things I'm not doing in Vegas, I still think it's
> >liberating.
>
> How liberating? Can I live vicariously through you?

Pretty damn liberating. I'm not sure I can share with you the details
as I was informed that "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

Boondoggler

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Ruth <Rufi...@rcn.com> wrote:

> In article <1ejc8ww.1n2vyoxe7zpiiN%boond...@worldnet.att.net>,
> boond...@worldnet.att.net (Boondoggler) wrote:
>
> > Ruth <Rufi...@rcn.com> wrote:

> > > I am turning 50 in June...anyone got any good ideas for 50th birthday
> parties?
> > >

How about skydiving? Maybe a hot air balloon ride with your man?

> Do it up....celebrate these milestones....it is important.
>
> Ruth, who is old enough to me Boonies mother. I can't be the mother of a
> 30 year old!!!!!!!!!! Yiiiilkkkkes!!!!

Don't worry, my mother is old enough to be your mother if she did
everything right away. She's <whispering so mom doesn't hear me> 64.

--
Boondoggler, baby

XXXXgizzieXXXX

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"Boondoggler" <> wrote


> > > Ruth <> wrote:
> > > > I am turning 50 in June...anyone got any good ideas for 50th
birthday
> > parties?

> > How about skydiving?


That's my plan for my fiftieth birthday.

I'm just gonna make sure I put on a Depends first....

Ruth

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In article <8tp5qu$ea5$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>, "XXXXgizzieXXXX"
<giz...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

> "Boondoggler" <> wrote
>
>
> > > > Ruth <> wrote:
> > > > > I am turning 50 in June...anyone got any good ideas for 50th
> birthday
> > > parties?
>
> > > How about skydiving?
>
>
> That's my plan for my fiftieth birthday.
>
> I'm just gonna make sure I put on a Depends first....

no way. There is no way I can picture myself standing on the edge of a
plane about to jump out. Uh-uh. No way. Are you really gonna do this Giz?
My niece went sky diving a couple of years ago ...she is so little( skinny
woman) the jumpmaster had to push her out of the plane because the wind
resistance was so huge. I know I would sink like a stone.
Yucchhhhhh........

She loved it.

XXXXgizzieXXXX

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"Ruth" <> wrote

> > > > How about skydiving?


> >
>>Are you really gonna do this Giz?


Ummm...yeah, although I was scared of the "Pitfall" at Kennywood
Park this year, so I don''t know what makes me think I'm gonna leap
from a plane.

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