best supporting character
BGPW
Jewishish woman on television and never takes any shit from her inane
friends. Yes, I know she's not real but I still want to marry her.
Just my luck that she goes for goyim like that John F Kennedy, Jr
feller. Ah well....
Jonathan.
Dana Robert Haagensen
WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
I think you have gone crazy -
I will agree that Elaine is VERY sexy
I will agree that she is VERY smart
I'm not sure we should say she is the Jewishish woman on TV (NTTAWWT)
BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MARRY HER ????
She's the only woman I've ever seen to completely lie only to get
a $400+ check from some guy she`s not even going out with.
How could you want to marry such a manipulative woman ?
I hope I didn't ruin any future plans.
"You mean the panties your mom layed out for you ?"
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HAGAR (e-mail haa...@rpi.edu)
The past is the only thing you can be sure about,
The future is the only thing you can dream about,
The present is the only thing you can make it what you want it to be.
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Ted Schuerzinger
BGPW <BG...@MUSICB.MCGILL.CA> writes:
> The corect answer is, of course, Elaine. She is the smartest, sexiest
> Jewishish woman on television and never takes any shit from her inane
^^^^^^^^^
> friends. Yes, I know she's not real but I still want to marry her.
> Just my luck that she goes for goyim like that John F Kennedy, Jr
> feller. Ah well....
> Jonathan.
How could you expect her to be Jewish when she sends out Christmas
cards every year? Remember that the picture on her card last year
accidentally showed her nipple.... Then again, she *could* be a "Jew
for Jesus"! :-)
--Ted Schuerzinger
z...@Dartmouth.EDU
No, I don't have anything witty to say.