Top 5 reasons I love BRS
kelly33
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2). He fills my day with genuine laughter and joy.
3). He has good taste in music and isn't a pretentious snob (RB).
4). He has to be the most handsome man in the froup because all us
chicks have a huge crush on him. (I know I'm not the only one for a
fact).
5). He sent me a telephone that FARTS instead of rings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU BIG RED SHARK!!!!
John McGuirk
"kelly33" <kel...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Yeah, whatever.Give me a ring when you hit 108.
Russell B
>3). He has good taste in music and isn't a pretentious snob (RB).
If your goat hangs around here any longer he's gonna become my common-law
wife, lol.
Russell B
Sorry, KELLY33, I didn't mean that. At all. I hope we're still friends.
Russell B
AOL, LOL?
Steve Raznar
>Date: 6/29/2003 3:54 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <bdng6b$aju$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
I don't get your jollies anymore, lol.
Steve Raznar
Steve Raznar
Russell B
I'm no homophobe, but if I catch you anywhere near my jollies I will sock
you in the jaw.
Steve Raznar
>Date: 6/29/2003 4:50 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <bdnjh3$7j$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
Don't worry, RB, I have a boyfriend and don't waste my time on straight guys.
Wavy, on the other hand....
maura
"Russell B" <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in message
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Hi.
What's a donkey punch? Also, what's a sausage party? Do you know what
cougar is slang for? These are all things I heard this weekend.
The cougar part used in a sentence was. "We tried to invite all kinds of
chicks to come. We even got blown off by cougars."
I'm pretty sure sausage party is where the ratio of men to girls is 50:1,
and cougars are chicks over 40, but wtf is a donkey punch? Something to do
with what happens when you do something homo and then get mad and punch the
dude?
TIA.
Steve Raznar
Russell B
Hiya, Maura. You are correct about sausage party and cougar. A donkey
punch is when you are having sex with a girl "doggy-style" (some say it has
to be anal), and just before you climax you punch her in the back of the
head hard enough to make her tighten up on you.
Like all the other sexual-dirty-tricks slang ("dirty sanchez," "angry
dragon," etc.), nobody ever actually does this. The purpose of these
words, as you've probably figured out, is to be able to demonstrate your
knowledge of them to people at parties, thus establishing that you have
enough social interaction in your life to know hip slang terms.
HTH,
YF,
RB
maura
"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
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Clealy, sir, you are a moron.
I am maura.
Steve Raznar
No, no, no, noooo. You're confusing me with the other Steve (Perkoff). HE is
the on-mor, I mean moron.
>I am maura.
What do you look like?
Steve Raznar
Steve Raznar
maura
Thank you RB, I knew you'd know.
I was at a sausage party last night and felt like they were all speaking in
a foreign language.
maura
"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
A little like BRS, but without the naked chicks standing on either side of
me.
>
>
> Steve Raznar
> Steve Raznar
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Wavy G
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before Russell B
<hotrev...@hawaii.com>....
You're not? Aren't you afraid that won day you might turn queer?
>but if I catch you anywhere near my jollies I will sock
>you in the jaw.
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WHEE.
Wavy G
<puddi...@hotmail.com>....
How does he keep them propped up like that?
>
>>
>>
>> Steve Raznar
>> Steve Raznar
Wavy G
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before "maura"
<puddi...@hotmail.com>....
>
What's a "sausage party"?
maura
"Wavy G" <Joan...@Helpmybottomsonfire.com> wrote in message
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> For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of
peace
> and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before "maura"
> <puddi...@hotmail.com>....
>
> >
> >"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> >news:20030629184423...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> >> >From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com
> >>
> >> >"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> >> >news:20030629182203...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> >> >> From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com
> >> >>
> >> >> [...]
> >> >>
> >> >> Who the hell are you?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Clealy, sir, you are a moron.
> >>
> >> No, no, no, noooo. You're confusing me with the other Steve (Perkoff).
> >HE is
> >> the on-mor, I mean moron.
> >>
> >> >I am maura.
> >>
> >> What do you look like?
> >
> >A little like BRS, but without the naked chicks standing on either side
of
> >me.
>
> How does he keep them propped up like that?
>
They are sitting on mailbox posts obviously. duh.
maura
"Wavy G" <Joan...@Helpmybottomsonfire.com> wrote in message
30 dudes, me, and one other chick.
Wavy G
So, did you two just take turns? Or did everywon git to "double up"?
maura
"Wavy G" <Joan...@Helpmybottomsonfire.com> wrote in message
One guy that tried to hit on me said his name was "Chris", but I recognized
him as "Dan" from the weekend before. Maybe he thought "Chris" was a less
faggy name or something.
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> For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
> and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before Russell B
> <hotrev...@hawaii.com>....
>
> >On 29 Jun 2003 20:44:31 GMT, Steve Raznar wrote:
> >
> >>>From: Russell B hotrev...@hawaii.com
> >>>Date: 6/29/2003 3:54 PM Eastern Daylight Time
> >>>Message-id: <bdng6b$aju$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
> >>>
> >>>On 28 Jun 2003 13:36:12 GMT, Russell B wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 27 Jun 2003 00:00:20 -0700, Russell B wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>On 26 Jun 2003 16:43:44 -0700, kelly33 wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>3). He has good taste in music and isn't a pretentious snob (RB).
> >>>>>
> >>>>>If your goat hangs around here any longer he's gonna become my common-law
> >>>>>wife, lol.
> >>>>
> >>>> Sorry, KELLY33, I didn't mean that. At all. I hope we're still friends.
> >>>
> >>>AOL, LOL?
> >>
> >> I don't get your jollies anymore, lol.
> >
> >I'm no homophobe,
>
> You're not? Aren't you afraid that won day you might turn queer?
Maybe he's not afraid, but just curious....or at least willing to
learn...
>
>
> >but if I catch you anywhere near my jollies I will sock
> >you in the jaw.
>
>
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"Wavy G" <Joan...@Helpmybottomsonfire.com> wrote in message
> For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of
peace
> and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before "maura"
> <puddi...@hotmail.com>....
>
> >
> >"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> >news:20030629184423...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> >> >From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com
> >>
> >> >"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> >> >news:20030629182203...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> >> >> From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com
> >> >>
> >> >> [...]
> >> >>
> >> >> Who the hell are you?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Clealy, sir, you are a moron.
> >>
> >> No, no, no, noooo. You're confusing me with the other Steve (Perkoff).
> >HE is
> >> the on-mor, I mean moron.
> >>
> >> >I am maura.
> >>
> >> What do you look like?
> >
> >A little like BRS, but without the naked chicks standing on either side
of
> >me.
>
> How does he keep them propped up like that?
Twenties. Lots and lots of twenties.
Flipper Mike
nascar
poeticbadgers
news:e4c48850.03062...@posting.google.com:
> 1). His insightful and highly entertaining posts make this a better
> newsgroup
> 2). He fills my day with genuine laughter and joy.
> 3). He has good taste in music and isn't a pretentious snob (RB).
> 4). He has to be the most handsome man in the froup because all us
> chicks have a huge crush on him. (I know I'm not the only one for a
> fact).
> 5). He sent me a telephone that FARTS instead of rings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> THANK YOU BIG RED SHARK!!!!
>
I thought they were the same person. My apologies to BRS.
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