"Bacon-wrapped ice cream sandwiches"
--
Tyler Trafford
Hark ye, Clinker, you are a most notorious offender. You stand convicted of
sickness, hunger, wretchedness, and want.
-- Tobias Smollet
<shudder>
Thank you for raising my cholesterol just by reading your post.
-Pat
> Get Rich Scheme #327
>
> "Bacon-wrapped ice cream sandwiches"
Bah! The real challenge is in ice cream coated bacon sandwiches.
--
Jim
I have that effect all the time.
--
Tyler Trafford
"I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell me anything specific".
-- Steven Wright
(Bah! Dip and flash-freeze. Serve in cubes in summer drinks.)
Another idea: Bacon Cream Donut.
--
Tyler Trafford
O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
-- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
> Jim Larson wrote:
>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>
>>> Get Rich Scheme #327
>>>
>>> "Bacon-wrapped ice cream sandwiches"
>>
>> Bah! The real challenge is in ice cream coated bacon sandwiches.
>
> (Bah! Dip and flash-freeze. Serve in cubes in summer drinks.)
>
> Another idea: Bacon Cream Donut.
(Cream of bacon soup.)
--
Jim
Ice cream coated whole pigs!
aka potato-leek soup.
Would you two stop disrespecting bacon, please? Both of you should feel
great shame and hang your heads. You should also be in fear of life and
limb from the Bacon Nazi.
Baconists. Both of you.
--
[None]
(I stole this sig from Wavy "Double Negative" G)
This is how I celebrate Baconalia.
--
Tyler Trafford
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist
on coming along and trying to put things in it.
(Diggers)
Deep fried -- in lard.
Is this a southern thing? Do you put pureed bacon in your morning orange
juice too?
--
Jim
Go ahead, then. But if a wild, angry swine eats your testicles remember I
warned you about your inhumane ways.
Blaming Weaver is also an important observance.
--
Tyler Trafford
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
Do you mean like a yearly stand alone event or a whenever you feel like it
event? And how does blaming me relate to bacon? I believe you're just
angry because your horrible get rich quick bacon idea was flawed. I mean,
like, come on... Bacon flavored ice cream would be a much better idea. Even
with little bacon bits mixed in.
(I know I ended that last sentence in a preposition and I don't care.)