Coprophilia

[MA...@lure.latrobe.edu.au]

In a recent post, someone referred to the coprophilic tendencies of
one A. Hitler. Reminds me of a song by Melbourne band 'This Is Serious
Mum' (TISM for short).

I don't know the title.

Come home tired
What a day I've had
News ain't good
From Stalingrad
I've been busy
Protecting the German race
So come on baby
Defecate on my face

CHORUS 1:
Oh come on baby, send it on down
Bend over Braun and give me the brown
There's trouble brewin' in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract

CHORUS 2:
Defecatin' on my face
Defecatin' on my face
Defecatin' on my face
Defecatin' on my face
Defecatin' on my face
Defecatin' on my face
Defecatin' on my face
Defecatin' on my face

Get to the bunker
Looks like a sty
Turn on the TV
It's all one big lie
Here Eva
Have these prunes to chew
Ve have vays
Of making you poo

CHORUS 1

CHORUS 2

Here come the Russians
It's near the end
I'm proud to say that my girl
Never used an S-bend
What's that, Eva?
Your bowel is on strike?
Oh then it's all over
for that Third Reich

CHORUS 1

CHORUS 2

CHORUS 2

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There was a film clip made of the song -- it's made up of old World War Two
footage. *Everyone* in it looks extremely constipated. When the second
chorus plays, we see film of an RAAF man looking up to the skies with a
painfully earnest expression, while bombers fly overhead.

Believe it or not, there's also a country and western version.

--
Andrej
ma...@lure.latrobe.edu.au