AIRLINERs' INITIALs
PTY...@twnmoe10.bitnet
CAL (China Air Line) Come Always Late
BWIA British's Worst Investment in America
Book and Wait Indefinately After
SABENA Such A Bad Experience,, Never Again
BOAC Better On A Camel
LIAT Leave Island Any Time
Luggage In Any Terminal
Lucky If Arrive at All
:-)
Philip
Khaled J Shammout
es:
Here are some more:
TWA Travel With Amal (Amal is the Lebaneses group that
hijacked a TWA in the mid 1980's)
PIA (Pakistani) Please Inform Allah
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fu** The Hostesses And Not Say Anything
Any More out there???
Khaled Shammout
Steven Cherry
And the classic:
TWA The Worst Airline
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>From: s...@panix.com (Steven Cherry)
>Subject: Re: AIRLINERs' INITIALs
>Date: 26 Aug 1993 13:24:11 -0400
>In <93239.001...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> <PTY...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> writes:
>
>>I will appreciate that if you can enrich these:
>
>>CAL (China Air Line) Come Always Late
>>BWIA British's Worst Investment in America
>> Book and Wait Indefinately After
>>SABENA Such A Bad Experience,, Never Again
>>BOAC Better On A Camel
>>LIAT Leave Island Any Time
>> Luggage In Any Terminal
>> Lucky If Arrive at All
>
>
>And the classic:
>TWA The Worst Airline
TAP Take Another Plane
Bruce Rigby | It is often better to keep your mouth shut
Dept Electrical Eng,Natal U | and have everyone suspect that you are a
Durban,South Africa. | fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.
>-*-> Ne te confundant illegitimi! <-*-<
Steven M. Wilson
>>
>>>CAL (China Air Line) Come Always Late
>>>BWIA British's Worst Investment in America
>>> Book and Wait Indefinately After
>>>SABENA Such A Bad Experience,, Never Again
>>>BOAC Better On A Camel
>>>LIAT Leave Island Any Time
>>> Luggage In Any Terminal
>>> Lucky If Arrive at All
>>
>>
>>And the classic:
>>TWA The Worst Airline
>
>TAP Take Another Plane
>
UAL (United) Unexplicably Always Late
United Aircraft Lost
Undertakers Always Love: UAL
TWA Today's Worst Airline
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
NWA (Northwest) Nothing Works Anyway
Never Worry Again
Alitalia A little Italian Tit and lotsa Italian Ass
Pan Am Poor airline: Need any money
Passengers and names are missing
TACA (Central America) Tome Alcohol Cuando Aborda
Toca Al Cielo--Aiiiii!!!!!
Take A Car Afterward
American After meals, each riding idiot
contracts acute nausea
Delta Damaged equipment late to arrive
Drunken engineer landed too abruptly
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: In <93239.001...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> <PTY...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> writes:
:
: >I will appreciate that if you can enrich these:
:
: >CAL (China Air Line) Come Always Late
: >BWIA British's Worst Investment in America
: > Book and Wait Indefinately After
: >SABENA Such A Bad Experience,, Never Again
: >BOAC Better On A Camel
: >LIAT Leave Island Any Time
: > Luggage In Any Terminal
: > Lucky If Arrive at All
:
:
: And the classic:
: TWA The Worst Airline
TAP (Portuguese air lines) Take Another Plane
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>I will appreciate that if you can enrich these:
>
>CAL (China Air Line) Come Always Late
>BWIA British's Worst Investment in America
> Book and Wait Indefinately After
>SABENA Such A Bad Experience,, Never Again
>BOAC Better On A Camel
>LIAT Leave Island Any Time
> Luggage In Any Terminal
> Lucky If Arrive at All
DELTA Don't Even Leave The Airport
Steven E. Newton
>>I will appreciate that if you can enrich these:
TACA -- Take A Coffin Along
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put him in your Kill file. |and I speak for no one else.
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Lewis Alderton
>
> >CAL (China Air Line) Come Always Late
> >BWIA British's Worst Investment in America
> > Book and Wait Indefinately After
> >SABENA Such A Bad Experience,, Never Again
> >BOAC Better On A Camel
> >LIAT Leave Island Any Time
> > Luggage In Any Terminal
>
You Forgot one
BOEING Bits Of Engine In Neighbours Garden
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>>Delta Damaged equipment late to arrive
>> Drunken engineer landed too abruptly
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> In article <25irjr$o...@panix.com> s...@panix.com (Steven Cherry) writes:
> >From: s...@panix.com (Steven Cherry)
> >Subject: Re: AIRLINERs' INITIALs
> >Date: 26 Aug 1993 13:24:11 -0400
> >In <93239.001...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> <PTY...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> writes:
> >
> >>I will appreciate that if you can enrich these:
> >
> >>CAL (China Air Line) Come Always Late
> >>BWIA British's Worst Investment in America
> >> Book and Wait Indefinately After
> >>SABENA Such A Bad Experience,, Never Again
> >>BOAC Better On A Camel
> >>LIAT Leave Island Any Time
> >> Luggage In Any Terminal
> >> Lucky If Arrive at All
> >
> >
> >And the classic:
> >TWA The Worst Airline
>
> TAP Take Another Plane
And don't forget:
QUANTAS Queensland And Northern Territories Air Service
'nuff said!!! :^)
Actually, I've never flown QUANTAS. I just couldn't resist that one.
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> s...@panix.com (Steven Cherry) writes:
> : In <93239.001...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> <PTY...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> writes:
> :
> : >I will appreciate that if you can enrich these:
> :
> : >CAL (China Air Line) Come Always Late
> : >BWIA British's Worst Investment in America
> : > Book and Wait Indefinately After
> : >SABENA Such A Bad Experience,, Never Again
> : >BOAC Better On A Camel
> : >LIAT Leave Island Any Time
> : > Luggage In Any Terminal
> : > Lucky If Arrive at All
> :
> :
> : And the classic:
> : TWA The Worst Airline
> :
> TAP (Portuguese air lines) Take Another Plane
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UTA Air France in the pacific aka Unlikely To Arrive
Peter Lucey
: Alitalia A little Italian Tit and lotsa Italian Ass
:
No, its:
Always late in taking-off, always late in landing.
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Steven M. Wilson
Landing starts with 'l' not 'a', perhaps you meant:
Alitalia: Always late in taking-off, always late in arriving?
but having flown with the pompous bastards from time to time, I can
tell you it really stands for:
Alitalia: A little Italian tradition and lotsa Italian attitude
and did I mention
El Al Encountered lightening, aircraft lost
Entered Lebanon, Allah livid
Michael Alan Roberts
>Steven M. Wilson (wils...@ibg.colorado.edu) wrote:
>
>: Alitalia A little Italian Tit and lotsa Italian Ass
>:
>
>No, its:
>Always late in taking-off, always late in landing.
I heard it was:
Airplane Lands In Toronto, All Luggage In Australia
Hey, my first post to this group!!
Cheers,
Michael Roberts
rob...@ucunix.san.uc.edu
Bernhard Muenzer
| In article <25irjr$o...@panix.com> s...@panix.com (Steven Cherry) writes:
| >From: s...@panix.com (Steven Cherry)
| >Subject: Re: AIRLINERs' INITIALs
| >Date: 26 Aug 1993 13:24:11 -0400
| >In <93239.001...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> <PTY...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> writes:
| >
| >>I will appreciate that if you can enrich these:
| >
| >>CAL (China Air Line) Come Always Late
| >>BWIA British's Worst Investment in America
| >> Book and Wait Indefinately After
| >>SABENA Such A Bad Experience,, Never Again
| >>BOAC Better On A Camel
| >>LIAT Leave Island Any Time
| >> Luggage In Any Terminal
| >> Lucky If Arrive at All
| >
| >
| >And the classic:
| >TWA The Worst Airline
|
| TAP Take Another Plane
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Young Ned of the Hill
>In article <CCFAo...@inesc.pt>, ard@tarzan_5542E00E (Alfredo Domingues) writes:
>> s...@panix.com (Steven Cherry) writes:
>> : In <93239.001...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> <PTY...@TWNMOE10.BITNET> writes:
>> :
>> : >I will appreciate that if you can enrich these:
>> :
>> : TWA The Worst Airline
I heard TWA stood for Travel With Arabs (or is that dated (early-mid 80's)?)
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>>>Delta Damaged equipment late to arrive
>>> Drunken engineer landed too abruptly
>Don't Expect Loved-ones To Arrive
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This is actually a joke about another airline's slogan:
NorthWORST: Some people just know how to F--- up.
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Paul MacLeod
>In <brigby.22...@elaine.ee.und.ac.za> bri...@elaine.ee.und.ac.za writes:
>And don't forget:
>'nuff said!!! :^)
Ummmmm.........
last time I checked it was QANTAS
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Borge Haga
>>
>> >LIAT Leave Island Any Time
>> > Luggage In Any Terminal
>> TWA The Worst Airline
>>
>You Forgot one
>BOEING Bits Of Engine In Neighbours Garden
And YOU forgot many ;-)
.....and so did probably I ;-)
I'm sure I will be told that I forgot many.
Enjoy!
A I R L I N E J O K E S
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AA (American Airlines) - Always Awful
- Abort! Abort!
- Awful Airlines
ACI - Always Crashing In flames
AI (Air India) - Allah Informed
- Already Informed (About Allah)
- Always Indefinite
Air BC - Air Bash & Crash
- Air Burn & Crash
ALIA - Always Late In Arrival
ALITALIA - Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival
- Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam
- Always Late ITALIAns
Alyemda - Airborne Lunatic YEMenites Destroying Airplanes
ANA (All Nippon Air.) - Airplane Never Arrives
Apache - Arizona Planes Always Crash Horribly & Explode
APSA - Angry Peruvians Smashing Airplanes
Ariana - Afghans Really Into Always Neglecting Airplanes
ASA (Delta Connection) - A Sad Airline
- A Sorry Airline
ATA - Americans Take Alternatives
ATI - Alternative: Take Iberia
Aviaco - Airplanes Violently In Awful Crashes Often
Avianca - Awful anca
BA - Best Avoided
- Better Avoided
- Bloody Awful
BMA - British Mangling Airplanes
BOAC (Brit.Overs.Airw.Corp.) - Better On A Camel
- Bloody Old and Careless
- Bend Over Again Christine (from cabinet sex scandal)
- Bail Out And Crash
- British Overseas Air Catastrophes
BWIA - Better Walk If Able
- Better Wish It Arrives
- Bound to Wait In the Airport
- But Will It Arrive
- Baggage Wandering In Africa
CA (China Airlines) - Choose Another
CAAC (Chin.Avat.Airl.Comp.) - Chinese Airline Always Canceled
- China Airlines Almost Crashes
- China Airlines Always Crashes
CAT - Crashes After Takeoff
CCAir - Crash & Catastrophe Air
CONTINENTAL - Can Of Nitroglycerine Taken IN Every
Night To Avoid Landing
CP (Cathay Pacific) - Crash Planned
- Crash Perhaps
CPA (Canadian Airl.Intl.) - Can't Promise Anything
(New code CAI) - Crash And Ignite
- Call Ambulance Immediately
- Circle Airport Indefinitely
- Cruise Above Iceland
- Cancel Alaskan Itinerary
- Call Attendants "Idiots"
- Check All Items
- Copilots Are Imbeciles
- Casual Atmosphere Inside
CP Air - Crashing Planes Air
CSA - Czechs Smashing Airplanes
DELTA - Don't Even Leave The Airport
- Don't Ever Leave The Airport
- Don't Even Let Them Aboard (referring to the arabs ?)
- Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
- Do Every Little Thing Awkwardly
- Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
- Doesn't Even Locate The Airport
- Does Eventually Limp To an Airport
- Doesn't Everything Lead To Atlanta
EAL (Eastern) - Eastern's Always Late
ELAL - Every Landing Always Late
GARUDA - Get Another Reservation Unless Dead Already
IA (Indian Airlines) - Indefinte Arrival
JAL (Japan Air Lines) - Just About Late
- Japan's Always Late
JAT (Yugoslav Airlines)- Joke About Time
LAV - Linea de Accidentes y Victimas
LOT (Polish Airlines) - Last One There
- Luggage On Tarmack
- Lots Of Trauma
LUFTHANSA - Let Us Fuck The Hostess,Are No Stewardesses Available
- Let Us Fuck The Hostesses And Not Say Anything
- Let Us Fondle The Hostess And Not Say Anything
- Let Us Fuck The Hostesses And Never See-you Again
OLYMPIC - Onasis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PA (Philippine Airways)- Please Avoid
PAL (Phil. Airlines) - Philippines Always Late
- Plane Always Late
- Pretty Awful Landing
PAN AM - Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
PIA (Pakist.Int.Airl.) - Please Inform Allah
- Panic In Air
- Perhaps I Arrive
PWA (Pacific Western) - Please Wait Awhile
QANTAS - Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
- Quick And Nasty Typical Australian Service
- Quite A Nice Trip, Australian Style
- Queers And Nymphomaniacs Take All Seats
- Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
- Queer And Nasty, Try Another Service
- Quite ANother Thing to Arrive Safely
SABENA (Belgium) - Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again
- Such A Bad Experience, Never Again
SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA) - Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scand.Airl.Syst.) - Sweet And Sexy
- Sex And Service
- Slow And Safe
- Sex and Satisfaction
SIA (Singapore.Intl.Airl.) - So Incredible, Aah
- Sick In Air
TAA (Trans.Austr.Airl.)- Try Another Airline
TACA - Take A Chance Airline
TAP (Portuguese Airl.) - Take Another Plane
THY (Turk Hava Yolara) - Turkey Hates You
- They Hate You
TTA (Trans-Texas Airl.)- Tree-Top Airlines
- Teeter-Totter Airlines
TWA (Transworld Airl.) - Travel Without Arrival
- Try Walking, Asshole
- Try Walking Again
- The Worst Airline
- Took Wrong Airline
- Try Walking Across (transatlantic perspective)
- Travel With Arabs
- Terrorist Welcome Aboard
- Terrorists With Arms
- Teenie Weenie Airlines
- Traveling Without Air
- Tiny Wings Aflappin'!!!!!
- Twenty Wobbly Airplanes
- TightWad Airlines
- Trouble With Amal
- Travel With Amal
- Twits Win Again
- That Was Awful
USAir - Unfortunately, Still Allegheny In Reality
SOUNDALIKES:
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Aer Lingus Aer Fungus,
Analingus (cf. anal + cunnilingus)
Cunning Lingus
Aermediterranea Aermediterroranea
Aeroperu Aeroperhaps
Aeroflot Aeroflop
Scaroflot
Air Afrique Air Freak(out)
Air America Scare Air
Air BC Scare BC
AirCal AirCrawl
Airkill
Scare Cal
Air Cambodia Air forbodia
Air Canada Err Canada (as in "To err is human...")
Air Can't...uh...duh...
Air Cattle Car
Air Canabis
Air Ecosse Air Costs
Air Europe Air you're down
Air Florida Air Florideath
AF Air France Air Chance
Air Gabon Air Go down
Air Illinois Air what's that noise?
Scare Illinois
Air Jamaica Air Jerks kill ya
Airlines of Tasmania Scarelines of Tasmania
Air Lanka Air clunker
Air Malta Air Melt ya
Air Mauritius Air Murderous
Air Micronesia Air Microscopic
Air Midwest Air Mudwest (or The Mudliners)
Air New England Scare No Engines
Air New York Air New jerk
Air New Zealand Air No wheels land
Air Of Vermont Air Of Vomit
Air Pacific Air Pacifwreck
Air Tanzania Scare Tanzania
Air UK Air yuck
Air Vietnam Nuoc Mam (rotten fish sauce) Airlines
Air West Scare West
Scare Best
Air Worst
AW Air Wisconsin Scare Wisconsin
'ere We're crashin'
Dairy Air (as in derrierre :-) )
Air Zaire Air scare
Air Peut-e^tre (Air Perhaps)
Air Zimbabwe Air Zimbobsled
Alaska Coastal-Ellis I'll ask a ghost to tell us
Alia Always Late In Arrival
Alitalia Genitalia
Allegheny Air Agony Air
All Agony
Allegheny Allemaybe
Alligator
Allegheny Commuter Agonizing Computer
All Nippon Airways All fall down Airways
Aloha Airlines All over Airlines
Altair Airlines All scare Airlines
America West Airlines America's Worst Airlines
Arrow Air Error Air
Harrowing Scare
Aspen Airways Crashpen Airways
Aviogenex Aviogen wrecks
Bahamasair By llamas air
Balair Fallair
Balkan Bulgarian Broken Bulgarian
Bangladesh Biman Bangladeath flamin'
Bar Harbor Scar Harbor
Bar Harbor Airlines Bar Hopper Airlines
Bonanza Air Lines Banana Air Lines
Bonanza Banzai
Braathens SAFE Braathens UNSAFE
Braniff Brand-F
Rainbow or Chiclet Airlines
Braniff's green 747 = Super Pickle
Braniff's orange 747 = The Great Pumpkin
Braniff Airlines Brainless Airlines
Britannia Airways Shit on ya Airways
British Air Ferries British scare Ferries
British Airtours British scaretours
BA British Airways Brutish Airways
Brutish Scareways,
Shitish Airways
British Caledonian Shitish Caledonian
Britt Airways Shitt
Brockway Air Shockway Air
Brymon Airways Die mon Airways
BOAC Bloody 'Orful' Aircraft Company
Cameroon No room
Cameroon Airlines Become marooned Airlines
Capital Airlines Crap it all Airlines
Cargolux Cargosucks
CA Cascade Airways Crashcade Scareways
Cathay Pacific Crash in Pacific
Central Airlines Bentral Airlines
China Airlines China scarelines
Cochise Airlines No peace Airlines
Comair Kamikaze Air
Command Airways Commando Airways
Conair Conned air
Condor Flugdienst Condor Flugdeath
Continental Contemptible
Incontinental
ComAir Come on! Airline
Congenital
Cordova Airlines Cart over Airlines
Crossair Crashair
Cruzeiro do Sul Crasheiro do Sul
Cubana Cuburn ya
Cyprus Airways Try a bus Airways
Dan-Air Damn-Air
Delta Air Lines Deltoid (The Chicken Flight) Air Lines
Delta Connection Delta Conniption
Delta Melt ya
Lufthansa Lusthansa
Midwest Express Midwest Excess
Mohawk Slowhawk
Northwest Northworst
Northwaste
Northworst Arrogant
Northwest Orient Northwest Disorient.
People Express CattleCar Express
People Distress
People Compress
Piedmont Piedmonster
QuebecAir Quick Air
Skywest Airlines Skyworst Airlines
Scarewest Airlines
Southwest Airlines Southworst Airlines
United Untied
US Air Useless Air
US Scare
YouSAir
USAirheads
You Swear
YouDespair
OTHERS:
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Aeromexico Aerowrecksico
Aero Peru Aero P.U.
Aero Virgin Airlines Aero burnin' Airlines
Air Hawaii "Try our Sun-roof 737 models!"
American Airlines "Nothing special on the ground"
(AA terminal facilities suck big time)
American Eagle UnAmerican Swallow
Britt "If you don't give a shit, go by Britt!"
Continental Air Lines The Proud Bird with the Brass Ass
Delta "We love to fly and it's close"
"We love to show our flies"
"Landing in a city near you" (motto)
Eastern Who?
Mexicana Where being Late is Fashionable
Midway They only take you MIDWAY!
Ozark Krazo (backwards)
Skywest Airlines White Knuckle Express
UA You Again?
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9. Join Our Frequent Near-Miss Program
8. Ask About Our Out-Of-Court Settlements
7. Noisy Engines? We'll Turn 'Em Off!
6. Complimentary Champagne in Free-fall
5. Enjoy the In-Flight Movie on the Plane Next To You
4. The Kids Will Love Our Inflatable Slides
3. Terrorists Are Afraid To Fly With Us
2. Our Pilots Are Terminally Ill & Have Nothing To Lose
1. We Might Be Landing On Your Street!
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Boerge Haga
Ericsson A/S, Norway
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Paul Olney
>>QUANTAS Queensland And Northern Territories Air Service
Quangos and Nymphomaniacs Tagging around 'strayla. (Australia)
Neil Kolban
Reminds me of a joke:
An attractive stewardess on a TWA flight asks a passenger if he would like
some of her TWA coffee. The passenger replies, "No, but I would like some
of your TWA tea".
:-)
Neil
Rodney Wines
> Reminds me of a joke:
This is the place for it ...
> An attractive stewardess on a TWA flight asks a passenger if he would like
> some of her TWA coffee. The passenger replies, "No, but I would like some
> of your TWA tea".
Here are a couple of true ones.
A stewardess actually did ask me if I was "Mr. Wright" one time. Of
course, I didn't hear the "W", and I volunteered to help her find out.
We joked about this for the rest of the flight.
Another story I saw posted in a more tasteful group, and which the
poster claimed to be the truth, was about a "Mr. Gay" who worked for a
major airline. Mr. Gay had planned to take a flight if there were seats
available. Airline employees flew free under those circumstances, I
think.
Mr. Gay got on the plane, then it was discovered that his seat would be
needed by a paying passenger. The stewardess came back to where Mr. Gay
was sitting, but she spoke to the gentleman on the other side of the
isle, "Are you Gay?" She asked.
The man got all embarrassed, and said, "Well, ahem, yes, why?"
Then the stewardess said, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to take another
flight."
The _real_ Mr. Gay then stood up and told the stewardess, "No, you don't
understand, _I'm_ gay."
Another guy jumped up and yelled, "And so am I! They can't throw us
_all_ off this damn plane!!!"
Sunil Gaur
Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival.
Thomas J. Harrell
: ALITALIA
: Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival.
Reminds me of that joke:
Q: What do you get when you cross El Al and Alitalia airlines?
A: Well, I'll Tell Ya...
Abplanalp Alfred
>ALITALIA
>
>Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival.
And some more ....
Pakistani International Airways P.I.A
Probably it arrives
T.A.P.
Take another plane
SABENA
Such a bloody exp never again
SWISSAIR
Sex with innocent stewards shows AIDS in result
S.A.S
Same as SABENA
Robert J Barth
>Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival.
BOAC = Better On A Camel (BOAC doesn't exist any more)
ELAL = Every Landing Always Late
etc...
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>> And some more ....
>> Pakistani International Airways P.I.A
>> Probably it arrives
>> T.A.P.
>> Take another plane
>> SABENA
>> SWISSAIR
>> S.A.S
>> Same as SABENA
DELTA = Doesn't Ever Land on-Time Anywhere
USAIR = Underwater Seating Available In the Rear.