NEW: That Which... by Angst Person [PG]TNG(Parody, Q/P/C/R/T/W/D/La)
espre...@yahoo.com
Author :Espressivo <espre...@yahoo.com>
Series :TNG
Part :1/1
Rating :[PG]
Codes :Q/P/C/R/T/W/D/La
Summary :Parody. The crew of the Enterprise get angst in
their pants.
Standard disclaimers, with the addition of: This is a parody
of the entire Angst genre, and not of any particular author
or story. If the asc/ascem archiving team really wants to
archive it, then who am I to say no? Feedback is always
greatly appreciated. There, I think that covers all the
bases.
That Which Does Not Kill Me By Angst Person (Age 15)
It had been seventeen hours since the away mission had Gone
Horribly Wrong, and during that time Beverly Crusher had not
ceased in her efforts to revive Geordi, but now the Time Had
Come to Face The Unfaceable. Geordi was gone. Beverly
briefly Bowed Her Head In Grief before establishing a comm
link to the bridge to inform the Captain and his senior
staff of The Tragedy.
In his usual seat at Ops, Data sat rigid as he listened to
the news, his Face Torn By Disbelief and Pain. //How could
he leave me? I never even Had The Chance To tell Him I Loved
Him, and now I never will! How Can I Go On Alone?//
Worf watched the Play Of Emotions sweep across Data's face.
The android was the only match for the Klingon's strength,
and Worf had Long Pondered Their Union. Alas, Data's
demeanor made it clear that He Could Never Love Another now
that His Beloved Engineer had passed on, and now Worf had
only one option left to him. He Knew What He Had To Do:
Bra'Strap, the Ancient Klingon Ritual of suicide for the
victims of Unrequited Love. Taking a deep breath he headed
for the turbolift to begin the preparations for Ending His
Own Existence.
Watching him leave, Deanna's Dark And Lovely Eyes Brimmed
With Tears. She Alone could fathom Worf's pain, for Did She
Not Also Share His Agony? But she knew that He Could Never
Love Her. She was only a Counselor, and he was a Warrior.
They could never be together. Sobs Racked Her Delicate Frame
and she lowered her head so that her Sultry Tresses would
Hide Her Distress from the rest of the crew.
Commander Riker could not be fooled so easily. It Tore His
Heart Asunder to watch his beautiful Imzadi in such agony.
He had Never Stopped Loving Her, and although she no longer
loved him, he Could Not Bear To See her this way. //If Only
She Knew... //
Beverly Crusher Tossed Her Flaming Tresses behind her ears
and glared angrily at the wall with Emerald Eyes. Will had
never acknowledged the sparks between them, never, and here
he was still pining over that Betazoid slut, and right in
front of her too! //I'll Make Him Pay For This! No one
treats me this way and Gets Away With It! And to think that
I loved you.//
Captain Picard watched the doctor sadly. //O Dear, Sweet
Bev, If Only I could Ease Your Pain.// For Jean Luc loved
her, With A Love That Was Strong And True, but he was Noble
and could not bring himself to Tamper With His Beloved
Beverly's life. He knew that he was Forever Doomed to Love
Her From Afar.
Above the Enterprise, floating in The Inky Blackness Of
Space, Q raised his head and Howled His Pain And Loss into
the Unfeeling Void. He knew now, at last, that Jean Luc
could Never Be His.
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Salon de Smut
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Unzadi
think there are many angst cliches that were missed here, and as an angst
bunny, I usually catch them all.
Anna
Friends don't let friends write bad fanfic!
Chamber of the Warrior Queen
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Quoth
>Title :That Which Does Not Kill Me by Angst Person (Age 15)
>Author :Espressivo <espre...@yahoo.com>
>Series :TNG
>Part :1/1
>Rating :[PG]
>Codes :Q/P/C/R/T/W/D/La
>
>Summary :Parody. The crew of the Enterprise get angst in
>their pants.
HahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
<gasping, trying to catch breath>
Oh, that is so funny! I love it. It all links together so neatly...
and the scary thing is, that I can recognise trends like that in my
OWN stuff! Good stuff! <Oliver Twist> Please, can we have some more?
Cheers!
Quoth, aka Jenny
DataLaur
>Author :Espressivo <espre...@yahoo.com>
>Series :TNG
>Part :1/1
>Rating :[PG]
>Codes :Q/P/C/R/T/W/D/La
>
>Summary :Parody. The crew of the Enterprise get angst in
>their pants
Ow! Ow!! OW!!!! ::gasping for breeath:: oh, this is too damn funny. I loved
the capitalizations and the Tossing of Tresses. LOL on Crusher's thoughts!
And Data! LOL that it was Worf who was pining for his fjords. On the whole,
hilarious though I was a bit disappointed not to have Wes, so we could see him
go off himself (never want to miss an opportunity for Wes-death, preferably
painful). Thanks E!
laur
"Do you ever get into a state of uncontrollable drool?" (TR-i)
Katie Redshoes
espre...@yahoo.com wrote:
>Title :That Which Does Not Kill Me by Angst Person (Age 15)
>Author :Espressivo <espre...@yahoo.com>
>Series :TNG
>Part :1/1
>Rating :[PG]
>Codes :Q/P/C/R/T/W/D/La
>
>Summary :Parody. The crew of the Enterprise get angst in
>their pants.
Hahahahahahaha! Loved it! Thanks for the laughs --
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