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bozak

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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the anti-guard or a dead man????????
lets take a look at the stats........
the anti-guard: Fisher 19 0-1 0-0 0-1 0 3 0
to's 2
the corpse: deadman 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0
0 0

in minutes the anti-guard gets a huge advantage seeing that a dead man
cant play the game..... in shooting the deadman has a distinct
advantage
hes 0-0 but by taking no shots at all it alleviates us from the one
brick
that the anti-guard threw up.... free throwing is a tie, neither can
get
to the free throw line..... as for rebounding that goes to the
anti-guard
with a huge 1 rebound advantage.... we have another tie when it
comes to assists.... but this tie is a tie no longer when you see the
deadman ended up with 2 less turnovers than the antiguard (advantage
deadman)..... also the deadman gave up less points because the deadman
committed no fouls, where as the anti-guard committed three...
now lets summarize.... the deadman was equally adept in assists,
shooting percentage, free throw percentage, and by the looks of the
anti-guards turnovers can handle the ball much better....
i say lets find us a dead guy and sign him today....
anyway u look at it its going to be a whole lot of zero's in the box
score..... lol........


Jeremy A Siegel

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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The dead guy had no turnovers, didn't smash his face into any screens,
didn't miss any shots
and didn't make himself look like a jackass...
he was actually pretty quiet....for some reason or another...

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Chris Chandler

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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bozak wrote in message <371CFA89...@earthlink.net>...
>the anti-guard or a dead man????????


>lets take a look at the stats........

See, if you *wanted* to you could use stats!!


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Chris Gomez

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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This post and the "Dennis can you skate?" should be turned into faxes and
sent to Jim Rome. They'd get read, nice job, awesome take. hahahah

bozak wrote in message <371CFA89...@earthlink.net>...
>the anti-guard or a dead man????????
>lets take a look at the stats........

Branden Wolner

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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In article <371CFA89...@earthlink.net>, boz...@earthlink.net says...
ANd the deadman could be propped up in the lane and he'd play better defense
that Rice or Fisher did.
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Branden Wolner
de...@ucla.edu
Molecular Biology Institute
University of California, Los Angeles
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Go Lakers!
Go YANKS!! Got Da Rocket!


Jeremy A Siegel

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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deadman has been known to get quite a few 3 second in the key calls....

Branden Wolner wrote in message <7fiucb$caq$4...@carroll.library.ucla.edu>...
>In article <z%6T2.7667$s_5.421165@dfiatx1-snr1>, jeremy....@gte.net
says...
>>
>>The deadman is a noted shot blocker.....
>>
>THe deadman never sets an illegal screen and always draws the charge.

Jeremy A Siegel

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Do you think we can sign the deadman to a contract next year?
and how will he fit in under the cap?

Jeremy A Siegel

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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The deadman is a noted shot blocker.....

Branden Wolner wrote in message <7fiu5u$caq$2...@carroll.library.ucla.edu>...

Branden Wolner

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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In article <z%6T2.7667$s_5.421165@dfiatx1-snr1>, jeremy....@gte.net says...
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>The deadman is a noted shot blocker.....
>
THe deadman never sets an illegal screen and always draws the charge.

Branden Wolner

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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In article <A57T2.7683$s_5.421110@dfiatx1-snr1>, jeremy....@gte.net says...

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>Do you think we can sign the deadman to a contract next year?
>and how will he fit in under the cap?
>
I hear the deadman will play for the minimum if Buss gives him a house and car
Under the table. Deadman also has a contract with Converse which pays him a
couple Mill if you plays in NY or LA.

DH Slocum

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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>Delurking<
I think you have forgotten something, the Clippers have had the entire morgue
for 20+ years now. In short, deadmen are not available! Oh well, back to
lurking...

Darin
Life could be worse, I could be a Clipper fan!


Jeremy A Siegel queried:

Robert Clark

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Boy, I sure like the deadman's attitude and competetive fire.

Robert Clark


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Greg Cooper

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Jeremy A Siegel <jeremy....@gte.net> wrote in message
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>Do you think we can sign the deadman to a contract next year?
>and how will he fit in under the cap?

All of this deadman talk is ridiculous...of course we cannot sign him...he
retired a few years ago after winning titles with the Celts and Bulls...

The only two of the NBA's 50 Greatest who are dead Maravich, and Parrish (he
died years ago and no one has the nerve to tell him).


Peter L

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Branden Wolner wrote:
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> In article <z%6T2.7667$s_5.421165@dfiatx1-snr1>, jeremy....@gte.net says...
> >
> >The deadman is a noted shot blocker.....
> >
> THe deadman never sets an illegal screen and always draws the charge.
> --
> Branden Wolner
> de...@ucla.edu
> Molecular Biology Institute
> University of California, Los Angeles
> -
> Go Lakers!
> Go YANKS!! Got Da Rocket!

No ref will be able to say his feet are still moving.

Jeremy A Siegel

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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I know this is going to cause a stir...
Elden Campbell is a walking corpse....

Greg Cooper wrote in message <7fj4ci$f2l$1...@carroll.library.ucla.edu>...

Branden Wolner

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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In article <Sy8T2.7842$s_5.433466@dfiatx1-snr1>, jeremy....@gte.net says...

>
>I know this is going to cause a stir...
>Elden Campbell is a walking corpse....
>
Not anymore. There's this crazy witch doctor in Charlotte who stuck a hot
cattle prod up Elden's ass and now Elden's playing like we all knew he could.

Branden Wolner

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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In article <371CFE...@csus.edu>, Nospam...@csus.edu says...

>
>Branden Wolner wrote:
>>
>> In article <z%6T2.7667$s_5.421165@dfiatx1-snr1>, jeremy....@gte.net
says..
>.
>> >
>> >The deadman is a noted shot blocker.....
>> >
>> THe deadman never sets an illegal screen and always draws the charge.
>> --
>> Branden Wolner
>> de...@ucla.edu
>> Molecular Biology Institute
>> University of California, Los Angeles
>> -
>> Go Lakers!
>> Go YANKS!! Got Da Rocket!
>
>No ref will be able to say his feet are still moving.

The deadman never gets called for travelling.

Peter L

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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That goes for just about 95% of the NBA players.
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