What is it about Repub and Colon Trouble?

James T. Rex King of the Monsters

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Jun 30, 2002, 3:51:48 PM6/30/02

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What is it about conservatives that they always seem to have colon trouble?

Reagan was a member of the Polyp of the month club as was King George the
First.

Now King George, the not quite as smart as King George the First is also
haveing is colon clenase of all Polyps and their allies!

Soon his rectum will be safe from democracy!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"

Lt. Frank Drebin, "The Naked Gun"

Rev. Magdalen

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Jun 30, 2002, 4:05:46 PM6/30/02

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"James T. Rex King of the Monsters" <msh...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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> What is it about conservatives that they always seem to have colon
trouble?

It's because they eat so much beef. No kidding, that stuff causes all kinds
of colon trouble. They get free beef from the beef board and they have a
lot of money. To people of their generation, having a lot of money means
you get to eat steak every day.

ZONTAR JOHNSON

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Jun 30, 2002, 8:38:13 PM6/30/02

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More proof of the Proctocracy.

if anyone needs it.

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Come the Revolution we'll have other Ass-holes ruling us.
Long live the Proctocracy.
Comrade Z

iDRMRSR

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Jun 30, 2002, 9:33:02 PM6/30/02

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Look, the effect of the longevity drug has ALWAYS been to increase the
likelihood of polyps. Wouldn't you accept a couple of dingleberries in
exchange for all the effective power in the world? It's a good deal.
The oil cartel dispenses the antidote, and this keeps the universe
totally in balance, that is, until some fucking Democrat wins.

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Rev. Enki

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Jun 30, 2002, 11:05:51 PM6/30/02

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Jimmy Carter didn't (so far as I can find in Google) have any polyps, but he
was known for his hemorrhoids. Anwar Sadat famously asked the Egyptian
people to pray for them (the hemorrhoids, that is).

Since Ronald Reagan was the one who brought presidential colons into the
public consciousness, it's unlikely that there will be any info on polyps of
any Demo president other than Bill Clinton. But, try as I might, I could not
find any proctological info on him. As I recall, Bill was famous for keeping
his medical records private (unlike most presidents since Roosevelt or so).

No info, but at least I got a chuckle at the thought of the poor night-shift
search engine stokers at Google who might have seen search strings like
"clinton colonoscopy", "bill clinton rectal exam", "bill clinton anal probe"
and the like floating by in the cyberstream just now.
___________________________
Rev. Enki
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IKOTA

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Jul 1, 2002, 5:35:50 PM7/1/02

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"James T. Rex King of the Monsters" wrote:
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> What is it about conservatives that they always seem to have colon trouble?
>

Something about putting things the size of a human head up there.

Reverend DJ Epoch

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Jul 2, 2002, 2:28:22 AM7/2/02

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msh...@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters) wrote in
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Two words: Anal Retentive

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Reverend DJ Epoch

dinosaurbob

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Jul 5, 2002, 1:21:34 AM7/5/02

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msh...@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters) wrote in message news:<20020630155148...@mb-dd.aol.com>...

> What is it about conservatives that they always seem to have colon trouble?
>
> Reagan was a member of the Polyp of the month club as was King George the
> First.
>
> Now King George, the not quite as smart as King George the First is also
> haveing is colon clenase of all Polyps and their allies!
>
> Soon his rectum will be safe from democracy!
>

Then there's Dubya's Secretary of State, Colon Powlyps.

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