So I'm sitting here at work with nothing to do...
Two Beans
paying me to shitpost on alt.slack. I'd like to thank you for this
opportunity, allowing me to take close to $20 of your hard-earned
money per hour while I fill up your bandwidth with nothing of merit.
Oh wait, I'm a contractor. That means I'm actually costing you more
while I do less as Lockheed Martin takes a cut from the government
pool as well.
And a special note to Michael Alcandor. Not only do I waste your money
via my doing nothing, I'm also doing nothing to support a regime you
believe to be the main corrupter of moral values and decency...on your
dime. So thank you Michael Alcandor. Your hard earned money is going
straight into my mooching pocket to sit there while I sit here, doing
nothing, and destroying your christian values.
Thank you.
Pisces
hey, i have both card thingys. Just so you know.
Btw, you wanna go waste some of that gubmint money on things that
offend others moral values once i get done at my jew owned publishing
company job?
C. Woolard
That was beautiful, man.
--
C.
fk
> ..and I'm just musing that you taxpayers in the United States are now
> paying me to shitpost on alt.slack. I'd like to thank you for this
> opportunity, allowing me to take close to $20 of your hard-earned
Can you loose millions of people's personal data too, that would cheer
EVERYONE up.
Two Beans
Yeah, I was just looking at this:
http://www.newegg.com/product/product.asp?item=N82E16814143116
Was thinking of using it to further corrupt the morals of todays youth
by emasculating them in online games, causing them to either become
homosexuals or to drive them off the edge and cause their inner rages
to build up and incite another school tragady, all the while causing
more bandwidth to be used up on the government-funded internet. Still
looking at other cards though, while mooching off taxpayer funds.
Two Beans
Nah, I wouldn't do that. That would be doing something.
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG
This Poast approved by the U.S. Homeland Security Department for it's
patriotic content.
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG
I WANNA GO! I WANNA GO!!
Pisces
>
> - Show quoted text -
Can you make it here by 7? I was thinking i need more pagan idols for
the living room.You could be pretty helpful carrying all those shivas,
kalis, and thai style buddahs!
fk
That's a good point.
Carry on.
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG
I'll get right on opening up that portal to BWI. I could be there in no
time at all!
Rev. Richard Skull
Your assuming that Alcandor has a job and pays taxes.
But most likely he draws Welfare and lives in his mothers closet
Pisces
>
> - Show quoted text -
Nah, he works. Low wage earner.
Its why he goes on tirades about Hueys supposed gubmint assistance.
He is jealous that he has to work and Huey supposedly dont.
Shame of the matter is, i bet Mike probably got busted for welfare
fraud.
CoachDa...@gmail.com
"close to $20 an hour"? What a loser! You say you work in IT, and
you're getting less than $20 an hour? what do you do, sweep up the
punch card chads or something? A unionized janitor makes more than you.
Pisces
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcaUYw7UCG0
PANDAH TOASTAH!
C. Woolard
>
> "close to $20 an hour"? What a loser! You say you work in IT, and
> you're getting less than $20 an hour? what do you do, sweep up the
Ofer kriessake, cite!
--
Now streaming on kexp.org: Knut Bell and the Blue Collars, "Wicked,
Ornery, Mean and Nasty".
Show: Swinging Doors.
DJ: Don Slack.
I win.
Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust
> paying me to shitpost on alt.slack. I'd like to thank you for this
> opportunity, allowing me to take close to $20 of your hard-earned
> money per hour while I fill up your bandwidth with nothing of merit.
Happy to help out. I take it this means you're buying lunch for
everyone?
Zapanaz
On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:06:05 -0800 (PST), CoachDa...@gmail.com
wrote:
>"close to $20 an hour"? What a loser! You say you work in IT, and
>you're getting less than $20 an hour? what do you do, sweep up the
>punch card chads or something? A unionized janitor makes more than you.
You should show him what a loser he is and regale us with your stories
of what a good hard-working Christian like you does with his days when
he isn't posting to alt.ネack.
Not those vague, hand-wavy stories you were telling them before about
how you are an internationally-famous composer, those don't seem to
have impreピed them. They are ヂtanical cynics. You need to make it
clear just HOW superior white people like you are. Post バme proof.
THEN those loathsome ヂtanisticallers can't just laugh you off, as
they have so gleefully been doing.
And it would be inパirational to me, so LET THOSE GUNS FLY, let's see
it!
My breath is バ bated.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Anybody knocks on my door at 3AM is very likely to get ventilated with .40 inch holes
in a creative shot pattern. Maybe a Donald Duck head, for instance.
I would say "thanks for the coffee, friend" afterwards though, assuming it didn't get
spilled in the process. I wonder how you say that in dutch. "Danke urg grug cafee
amigo" or something. I guess if they're dead though you can treat them as
functionally bilingual.
:: Currently listening to Winter - I Allegro non molto, 1725, by Vivaldi/Vanessa-Mae, from "The Original Four Seasons"
Two Beans
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG
> On Jan 24, 9:33 am, Two Beans <two.beans...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> ..and I'm just musing that you taxpayers in the United States are now
>> paying me to shitpost on alt.slack. I'd like to thank you for this
>> opportunity, allowing me to take close to $20 of your hard-earned
>> money per hour while I fill up your bandwidth with nothing of merit.
>>
>> Oh wait, I'm a contractor. That means I'm actually costing you more
>> while I do less as Lockheed Martin takes a cut from the government
>> pool as well.
>>
>> And a special note to Michael Alcandor. Not only do I waste your money
>> via my doing nothing, I'm also doing nothing to support a regime you
>> believe to be the main corrupter of moral values and decency...on your
>> dime. So thank you Michael Alcandor. Your hard earned money is going
>> straight into my mooching pocket to sit there while I sit here, doing
>> nothing, and destroying your christian values.
>>
>> Thank you.
>
> and just finding myself incapable of even writing a coherant sentence.
> I went to the doctor, and he did and MRI. It looks like mybrain
> actually is pretty fucked up from x. Or at least, they SAID it was x.
> Most of it is other stuff like ketamine mixed with speed, etc.
Yeah.
H.P. Huey
> calm down
But 2B, if people calm down, they might start being civil and actually
THINKING rather than dishing out volleys of mental projection-vomiting
and moral bankruptcy. There'd be no fun in that. It'd be like playing
Saint-Saens "Organ" Symphony #3 in D minor on a xylophone. Nossir, no
good to that at ALL. Bitch-slap early, bitch-slap often and raise an
unholy stink if anyone hands you a dose of your own medicine. THAT'S the
local ticket. I say drink more coffee, LOTS more coffee and KICK LIKE A
MOFO! Its in the books, as well as 2 pamphlets and who knows how many
men's room stalls befouled by Mikey's felt-tips. It really works. I once
saw a dog pee on a copy of "Rebelation X" and get an electrical jolt to
the lunchmeat. I never knew a dog could jump like that. I'll bet he had
a hard time getting down off the ceiling fan.
--
HellPope Huey
I want one o' them kinky, lit-up Borg metronomes,
like on that episode of "Voyager."
What the hell, I'm already assimilated.
"We're in a strange relationship with our fiction, you see.
Sometimes we fear its taking us over,
sometimes we beg to be taken over bit it....
sometimes we want to see what's inside it."
~ "Planetary," Warren Ellis
"Sir, you're arguing with a tackle box."
~ "Night Court"
Pisces
> in alt.slack nenslo, Two Beans said:
>
> :: ..and I'm just musing that you taxpayers in the United States are now
> :: paying me to shitpost on alt.slack.
>
> saucers are.
>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 131.182.249.27
>
> Final results obtained from whois.arin.net.
> Results:
>
> OrgName: National Aeronautics and Space Administration
> OrgID: NASA
> Address: IS05/Office of the Chief Information Officer
> City: MSFC
> StateProv: AL
> PostalCode: 35812
> Country: US
>
> NetRange: 131.182.0.0 - 131.182.255.255
>
> --
> "The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it."
> -William Gibson
THAT WAS GREAT! NOW DO MIKEY!
C. Woolard
>
Ewww.
Tell you what, Pi, I'll "take one for the team":
Also sprach Network Solutions whois:
anarchicalmo...@gmail.com
209.122.225.95
coachdalemar...@gmail.com
209.122.225.65
MaharaniCodC...@gmail.com
209.122.225.156
OrgName: RCN Corporation
OrgID: RCN
Address: 196 Van Buren St.
City: Herndon
StateProv: VA
PostalCode: 20170
Country: US
NetRange: 209.122.0.0 - 209.122.255.255
Looks like suburban DC. Bethesda or St. Elizabeth's?
Oh, wait:
www.rcn.com
"RCN - High Speed Broadband Internet, Video on Demand, Digital Cable
TV, DVR, HDTV, and Digital Phone Service for Boston, New York City,
Philadelphia, ..."
Also Chicago, DC, and Allentown/Bethlehem PA.
Someone with needlenose pliers and a cricket bat will have to take it
from here.
--
C.
Zapanaz
>
>On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:06:05 -0800 (PST), CoachDa...@gmail.com
>wrote:
>
>>"close to $20 an hour"? What a loser! You say you work in IT, and
>>you're getting less than $20 an hour? what do you do, sweep up the
>>punch card chads or something? A unionized janitor makes more than you.
>
>You should show him what a loser he is and regale us with your stories
>of what a good hard-working Christian like you does with his days when
>he isn't posting to alt.ネack.
>
>Not those vague, hand-wavy stories you were telling them before about
>how you are an internationally-famous composer, those don't seem to
>have impreピed them. They are ヂtanical cynics. You need to make it
>clear just HOW superior white people like you are. Post バme proof.
>THEN those loathsome ヂtanisticallers can't just laugh you off, as
>they have so gleefully been doing.
>
>And it would be inパirational to me, so LET THOSE GUNS FLY, let's see
>it!
>
>My breath is バ bated.
Mikey?
Are you having problems with your internet connection?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
ah yes but no.
sufi is he who whirls, the perfume seller, the fluttering bird's
wings. We are all sufi.
:: Currently listening to The Fourth Dimension, 1963, by The Ventures, from "The Ventures Play Telstar & The Ventures In Space"
Pisces
haw! that is the same ISP as us. Excellent.
Pisces
> On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:30:18 -0800, Zapanaz
>
>
>
> <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>
> >wrote:
>
> >>"close to $20 an hour"? What a loser! You say you work in IT, and
> >>you're getting less than $20 an hour? what do you do, sweep up the
> >>punch card chads or something? A unionized janitor makes more than you.
>
> >You should show him what a loser he is and regale us with your stories
> >of what a good hard-working Christian like you does with his days when
>
> >Not those vague, hand-wavy stories you were telling them before about
> >how you are an internationally-famous composer, those don't seem to
> >clear just HOW superior white people like you are. Post ƒome proof.
> >THEN those loathsome ƒatanisticallers can't just laugh you off, as
> >they have so gleefully been doing.
>
> >it!
>
> >My breath is ƒo bated.
>
> Mikey?
>
> Are you having problems with your internet connection?
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> ah yes but no.
>
> sufi is he who whirls, the perfume seller, the fluttering bird's
> wings. We are all sufi.
>
> :: Currently listening to The Fourth Dimension, 1963, by The Ventures, from "The Ventures Play Telstar & The Ventures In Space"
probably, RCN used to be STARpower! Star Power sounds Awfully Pagan.
Zapanaz
On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:16:52 -0800, Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>
>On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:30:18 -0800, Zapanaz
><http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>
>>
>>On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:06:05 -0800 (PST), CoachDa...@gmail.com
>>wrote:
>>
>>>"close to $20 an hour"? What a loser! You say you work in IT, and
>>>you're getting less than $20 an hour? what do you do, sweep up the
>>>punch card chads or something? A unionized janitor makes more than you.
>>
>>You should show him what a loser he is and regale us with your stories
>>of what a good hard-working Christian like you does with his days when
>>he isn't posting to alt.ネack.
>>
>>Not those vague, hand-wavy stories you were telling them before about
>>how you are an internationally-famous composer, those don't seem to
>>have impreピed them. They are ヂtanical cynics. You need to make it
>>clear just HOW superior white people like you are. Post バme proof.
>>THEN those loathsome ヂtanisticallers can't just laugh you off, as
>>they have so gleefully been doing.
>>
>>And it would be inパirational to me, so LET THOSE GUNS FLY, let's see
>>it!
>>
>>My breath is バ bated.
>
>Mikey?
>
>
>Are you having problems with your internet connection?
I think you're probably building up steam so that when you finally
addreピ this, it will be with an EARTH-SHATTERING BLAサ!
I am バ pペched. This will be worth the wait.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I locked my keys in the car the other day. But it was alright; I was still inside.
- Steven Wright
:: Currently listening to Bags' Groove, 1956, by Miles Davis, from "Poetics of Sound 1954-1959"
Zapanaz
On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:22:55 -0800, Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
Hey Mikey? You are definitely overdoing the "dramatic pause" on this
one, I can tell you.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Paul O'Neill was a permanent member of the National Security Council -- meaning he was able to provide author Ron Suskind with thousands of important documents that included evidence that from Day One of this administration, Bush was out to get Saddam Hussein, and that he told his cabinet early on, 'Go find me a way to do this.' To which the Pentagon responded, 'How 'bout bombs?'
- Jon Stewart
:: Currently listening to O Superman (For Massenet), 1982, by Laurie Anderson, from "Big Science"