My Office Slut Adventure -- hoo boy!

[Stefan Lawrence]

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Okay, whatever. If yer under 18 don't read the damn thing. It'll rot yer brain
out, and you won't be able to focus in school, and fer chrissakes! Stop yer
masturbating, you rotten wanker. Okay seriously folks -- this story contains
adult subject matter, so please, no minors. Miners okay. No problems there.
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My Office Slut Adventure
a parody
by Stefan Lawrence

I knew from the moment that I saw her that I had to have her. She stepped out
of the elevator, long blond hair flowing over her perfectly shaped shoulders.
She was a total knockout – large, full breasts, the size of ripe pumpkins, and
legs which were long, slender, and shapely. Her butt was rounded and gorgeous
– all I could think of was ramming my long manmeat into her mounds of soft
flesh. She turned with a sly grin, and said “Cum with me.”
I followed her into her office, a raging erection bulging in my pants.
She locked the door, and immediately saw my 43-inch cock snaking its way out
of my pants. She licked her lips, and I could see her becoming visibly wet
through her skimpy black silk skirt. I knew she craved my cock. But who
doesn’t? I’ve had sex with thousands of beautiful women – but she was hornier
than any of them. She unzipped my pants, and with a swift motion, as if she
had done this sort of thing before, unsheathed my sword. I could tell she was
impressed by my massive shlong.
“I’ve wanted you for a long time. I knew you were huge, but I didn’t
know you were this big. I’ve never seen one this big before.”
“I know,” I said. “And you’re gonna love all 46 inches, lady.”
“What’s your name?” she asked.
“It’s not important,” I said.
I watched in amazement as she swallowed all 52 inches of my superdick,
and began giving me the best head of my life. She licked, and sucked, and
deep-throated me to the point of no return. I was impressed by her expert
sword-swallowing technique. With a gush, I erupted 8 gallons of semen down her
throat, in what was to be the first of the first of 68 mind-blowing,
earth-shattering orgasms. She shuddered as she swallowed every last drop. She
was so wet, that the flowing stream from her cunt made the office furniture
begin to float. I knew she needed it bad. I hiked up her skirt ( of course,
she wasn’t wearing any underwear) and applied my tongue magic to her dripping
gash. She proceeded to flood my mouth with her glorious juices, as she
thundered through 18 multiple orgasms. I knew she wanted me to impale her on
my humongous 80-foot dong. I was happy to oblige and sunk my full 3 miles of
cock into her deep pussy. She received it eagerly and as she came for the 89th
time, she waved hello to the passing airplanes.

(c)1997 by Stefan Lawrence