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Capt.Neal®

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Jun 3, 2002, 12:32:15 AM6/3/02
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Dear Group,

I love a good tuna salad sandwich and a cold beer. I make tuna salad
by combining one can of solid albacore with a diced spanish onion,
diced dill pickle, Mrs. Dash seasoning, white pepper, lemon or lime
juice and mayonnaise. I mix it all up and apply a liberal coating to
freshly baked Bahamian bread and enjoy a meal fit for a king.

Being a liveaboard sailor with no refrigeration, I sometimes wonder
about the mayonnaise. I hear people say that one can get terribly ill
by eating non-refrigerated mayonnaise. Perhaps that is an old wives
tale. Why do I say this? Well, as an experiment I took a new 16 oz.
bottle of Deep South Real Mayonnaise, scooped out a couple heaping
tablespoons and used it to make tuna salad. I then put the lid back on
and stowed the bottle back in the settee locker. Six months later, I
used the contents of the same bottle to make another batch of tuna
salad. It had somewhat of a strong taste, but I did not get sick.
From this I would conclude that real mayonnaise lasts almost forever.
I would like to hear from anyone with similar or opposing experiences.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal®

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HLAviation

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Jun 3, 2002, 2:36:53 AM6/3/02
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>Being a liveaboard sailor with no refrigeration, I sometimes wonder
>about the mayonnaise. I hear people say that one can get terribly ill
>by eating non-refrigerated mayonnaise. Perhaps that is an old wives
>tale.

I was once also a liveaboard with no refrigeration. I would buy Mayo in the
squeeze bottle. It never went bad. I attributed it to no bacteria being
introduced back into the container since I never scooped anything out, I just
squeezed it out and snapped the lid shut.

BTW, Here's my recipe for Tuna Salad:

Albacore Tuna
1/2 Granny Smith Apple per can, diced
1 tbsp Durkee Sauce per can
Dill Pickle, Diced
Some pickle Juice
Diced Onion & Green Onion
Mayo
Pepper

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katy

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Jun 3, 2002, 6:54:45 AM6/3/02
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My Tunda Salad Recipe

1 can drained albacore
chopped green scallion
2 hardboiled eggs
1 tsp. sweet pickle relish
1/4 tsp mustard
mayonnaise to taste
salt and peper to taste
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32

http://home.talkcity.com/ArenaBlvd/katysails/

pony express

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Jun 3, 2002, 7:00:59 AM6/3/02
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Real mayonnaise doesn't need to be refrigerated.
My tuna sandwich consists of 1 can of premium albacore tuna (the big chunk
stuff), dump it out of the can onto a warmed Kaiser roll (it fits
perfectly), cover liberally with Old Bay seasoning (till you can't see the
tuna), cover with cheddar cheese, warm it again if possible.
It will be the best tuna sandwich you've ever eaten!
--


Steve & Suzanne
S/V Pony Express
Express 30
www.express-sailing.com/owners


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Gerard Weatherby

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Jun 3, 2002, 7:56:22 AM6/3/02
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On 03 Jun 2002 06:36:53 GMT, hlavi...@aol.com (HLAviation) wrote:

>>Being a liveaboard sailor with no refrigeration, I sometimes wonder
>>about the mayonnaise. I hear people say that one can get terribly ill
>>by eating non-refrigerated mayonnaise. Perhaps that is an old wives
>>tale.

Homemade mayonnaise can go bad very easily. The commercial stuff is fairly well
fortied with preservatives.

When I teach at night, every time I go to the cafeteria I grab one of those
little packets of mayo and just use those.
ger...@catsmeow.org
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http://www.catsmeow.org

JC

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Jun 3, 2002, 9:10:06 AM6/3/02
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"Capt.Neal®" <ne...@terranova.net> wrote in message

> Dear Group,
>
> I love a good tuna salad sandwich and a cold beer.

<<<snip>>>


> I would like to hear from anyone with similar or opposing experiences.

large can of solid albacore in water (drained)
2 tblsp. light mayo


1 tsp. sweet pickle relish

1 tsp. fresh dillweed (finely chopped)
2 tblsp. celery (finely chopped--for texture)
1 tsp. fresh lemon or lime juice
2 tsp. of spicy cajun mustard
a dash of cajun pepper sauce (eg--Cajun Sunshine) to taste (Tobasco okay if
you like it hotter)
San Francisco sourdough bread (really sour--not the stuff that passes for DS
in most supermarkets)
a thin slice of cheddar which can be melted briefly in a broiler, if desired
and served open face.

Jeff

Scøtt Vernøn®

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Jun 4, 2002, 1:17:13 PM6/4/02
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Hey Katy, ask Steve what kind of cheese he was eating on Saturday. :o
Scotty

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katy

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Jun 4, 2002, 6:59:41 PM6/4/02
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Hey Katy, ask Steve what kind of cheese he was eating on Saturday. :o
Scotty


OHNO!!!! Steve, please tell me Scotty didn't feed you SQUIRTY CHEEZE!?!?!?!?!

pony express

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Jun 4, 2002, 9:06:19 PM6/4/02
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On cheese crackers!
--


Steve & Suzanne
S/V Pony Express
Express 30
www.express-sailing.com/owners

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Barry

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Jun 5, 2002, 11:18:02 AM6/5/02
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The is the most limp wristed thread I've seen here in weeks. Take your
heart clogging, feminized, mashed tuna sandwiches and put them where
the sun don't shine! I wouldn't feed those sandwiches to a dog - not
even to a Communist!

A real tuna sandwich, frequently and exclusively consumed by real men
consists of TUNA STEAK (fresh, not from a can you lubbers) lightly
grilled and seared on both sides (perhaps a dash of lemon and a brush
of extra virgin olive oil at most)and eaten almost raw. The bread
should not overpower the delicacies of the fresh tuna, but enhance it.
The crap you guys describe as tuna sandwiches is a conglomerate of
palate killing ingredients. I thought the only taste you people have
is in your mouth and even there I'm wrong! What a sorry bunch.

You all hide from the real taste of tuna, just like you hide from real
sailing at your keyboards! Long live North Carolina BBQ and tuna
steaks!

Barry

Douglas King

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Jun 5, 2002, 12:30:02 PM6/5/02
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Barry wrote:

> The is the most limp wristed thread I've seen here in weeks. Take your
> heart clogging, feminized, mashed tuna sandwiches and put them where
> the sun don't shine! I wouldn't feed those sandwiches to a dog - not
> even to a Communist!

Wow! Another post from whoever this sock-puppet-master-Kneel®-wanna-be,
and this time he/she/it thinks he's channeling!

>
>
> A real tuna sandwich, frequently and exclusively consumed by real men
> consists of TUNA STEAK (fresh, not from a can you lubbers) lightly
> grilled and seared on both sides (perhaps a dash of lemon and a brush
> of extra virgin olive oil at most)and eaten almost raw.

What a wuss.

A real man doesn't need to type in caps to get attention, and when he
wants a tuna steak he dives into the sea, outswims the tuna, then just
grabs it and bites off as much as he wants.

> You all hide from the real taste of tuna, just like you hide from real
> sailing at your keyboards! Long live North Carolina BBQ and tuna
> steaks!

I'm not sure the late Senator Goldwater ever had real BBQ, but if he did,
I am sure he liked it.

DSK


JC

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Jun 5, 2002, 5:57:17 PM6/5/02
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"Barry" <Barry_M_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> The is the most limp wristed thread I've seen here in weeks. Take your
> heart clogging, feminized, mashed tuna sandwiches and put them where
> the sun don't shine! I wouldn't feed those sandwiches to a dog - not
> even to a Communist!

Crapton Kneel returns in the form of an ultra-right wing corpse.

> A real tuna sandwich, frequently and exclusively consumed by real men
> consists of TUNA STEAK (fresh, not from a can you lubbers) lightly
> grilled and seared on both sides (perhaps a dash of lemon and a brush
> of extra virgin olive oil at most)and eaten almost raw. The bread
> should not overpower the delicacies of the fresh tuna, but enhance it.

Say, have you been watching "Queer as Folk?" Enjoying it? Sounds like it.

> The crap you guys describe as tuna sandwiches is a conglomerate of
> palate killing ingredients. I thought the only taste you people have
> is in your mouth and even there I'm wrong! What a sorry bunch.

Aye, that we are. Care to join us? You'd fit right in.

> You all hide from the real taste of tuna, just like you hide from real
> sailing at your keyboards! Long live North Carolina BBQ and tuna
> steaks!

And the South shall rise again, (harrumph, sputter)!!

Jeff


Barry

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Jun 6, 2002, 11:35:36 AM6/6/02
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Jeff,

You, sir, are a Communist Stooge. There are those among us who would
rather crawl on their bellies than face the possibility of atomic war.
And you are one of them. I'll bet you'll run faster than a scalded ape
when I finish developing my Communist eating bacteria.

Barry

katy

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Jun 6, 2002, 7:42:24 PM6/6/02
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There are those among us who would
rather crawl on their bellies than face the possibility of atomic war.

I should certainly hope so...and it has nothing to do with whatever politics
you practice. Relishing or even accepting the fact that an atomic war would be
anyone's answer to a problem is beyond fiendish. And I doubt very sincerely
that the real Barry Goldwater would have encouraged the feelings you try to
engender.

Thomas Stewart

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Jun 6, 2002, 5:38:46 PM6/6/02
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Barry,

>>>>Put it where the sun doesn't shine<<<<

Hope you don't mind if I run it there by way of my upper bowel.

I'm not sure about refridgeration of the Mayo but for sure I know you
can't keep a Tuna Steak in the Saloon locker very long.

Ole Thom

Thomas Stewart

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Jun 6, 2002, 5:29:33 PM6/6/02
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Hey Crapton,

You're getting hard up for material. This is a re-run of a previous
posting and we all smoked you on it then.

Ole Thom

JC

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Jun 6, 2002, 11:58:05 PM6/6/02
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"Barry" <Barry_M_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> Jeff,

I've seen better trolls on <alt.toddlers.nonsense>. Pretty pathetic.

Jeff


Barry

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Jun 7, 2002, 9:30:45 AM6/7/02
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katy...@aol.combingbox (katy) wrote in message news:<20020606194224...@mb-bd.aol.com>...

> There are those among us who would
> rather crawl on their bellies than face the possibility of atomic war.

http://www.6901st.org/traitors.htm


SENATOR BARRY GOLDWATER, CHAIRMAN OF THE REPUBLICAN SENATORIAL
CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE, MADE A SPEECH IN CHICAGO ON THE EVE OF THE
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION IN WHICH HE SAID "WE MUST NOT AGREE TO
A FURTHER BAN ON NUCLEAR TESTING, NOR DISARMANNENT IN THE NEAR
FUTURE." IN THIS SAME SPEECH HE ALSO SAID: TO OUR UNDYING NATIONAL
SHAME, THERE ARE AMONG US THOSE WHO WOULD PREFER TO CRAWL ON THEIR
BELLIES TO MOSCOW RATHER THAN TO FACE THE POSSIBILITY OF AN ATOMIC
WAR."

Barry

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Jun 7, 2002, 9:35:23 AM6/7/02
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Barry

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Jun 7, 2002, 11:17:47 AM6/7/02
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Hey frogbutt (Neal imposter):

Did you ever suggest using a large number of bricks for ballast? Get
your mast stuck in the mud? High center on your retractable keel? Why
you slithy tove!

Barry

katy

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Jun 7, 2002, 5:25:27 PM6/7/02
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In that case, if Goldwater really said that, he was an absolute assh*le and
it's a blessing that he wasn't elected.

katy

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Jun 8, 2002, 8:07:54 AM6/8/02
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What are you talking about? He was elected many times!


As Presidnet....where that kind of attitude would have lead us into big trouble
at the time...

limey

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Jun 8, 2002, 1:16:44 PM6/8/02
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HEY!

there's old assbackward Ken Blake or kenB lakE

<Ekal Bnek> wrote in message
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> On 07 Jun 2002 21:25:27 GMT, katy...@aol.combingbox (katy) wrote:
>
> >In that case, if Goldwater really said that, he was an absolute assh*le
and
> >it's a blessing that he wasn't elected.
>

> What are you talking about? He was elected many times!
>

> EB


>
> >katysails
> >s/v Chanteuse
> >Kirie Elite 32
> >
> >http://home.talkcity.com/ArenaBlvd/katysails/
>

katy

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Jun 9, 2002, 8:58:12 AM6/9/02
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You don't think a long time, senior senator, who is on several key committees,
can't lead us into big trouble? Ol' Barry was very powerful.

Yes, but still not as powerful as if he had made the Presidency....

Barry

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Jun 9, 2002, 4:44:03 PM6/9/02
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Katysails is making a very strong point here, that women should not be
allowed to vote, let alone own property or operate machinery. Her
problem is that she in gendo-religo confused. She beats a small
tom-tom and chants on Saturday and then runs to the confessional on
Sunday. Feminism has rendered her mind impotent and the sudden
shakeout of all the homosexual priests has rocked her foundation;
she's caught in the middle without any guiding principles. Her
masculine role models have left this newsgroup and now all she can
discuss are wimpy mashed tuna sanwiches and pistol whip one of the
greatest Americans of all time. Fortunately, there are other great
Americans who can come to Katy's rescue. I would suggest a good
reading of all of Ayn Rand's works and some meaningful cogitation on
the subject matter. In addition to that I would also suggest reading
the entire works of John Henry Cardinal Newman, a renowned Catholic
Clergy of the 19th century. With such readings, Katy's mid-life would
not be such a crisis. If that doesn't work, one can always resort to
atomic weapons.

Barry

katy

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Jun 9, 2002, 7:32:58 PM6/9/02
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Well, Bob....(umm I mean Barry...),
I read Cardinal Neumann's writings when I was in college (Liberal arts
Catholic, BTW) so you're way behind on that point...and I could care less about
feminism...it was a movement that meant little, did less, and has gone by the
wayside of all ineffectual politically bad ideas. As far as Goldwater being
one of the greatest American heroes...give me an (whoops...can't say that
word....but it begins with an "f"...) break. Great Americans of the 20th
century: Hubert Humphrey (a true statesman...and I'm a Republican); Ronald
Reagan, not so much for what he did or didn't do but because he was an
inspiration for others to do great things; Mother Teresa, because she
transcended religion, politics, and feminism to bring true change; the Dali
Lhama, for being the holiest, sanest, and most spiritually "on" person in the
world today; Pope John the 23rd, for leading the Church into change and for his
role in the world uring the brief time he spent as Pope. I would also include
on my list Margaret Thatcher, Benazir Bhutto, and several mre come to mind.
And as far as the voting goes, I've never missed a primary or national poll
yet, I do own property, and I'll drive my tractor anytime I want to. Oh yeah,
I can also use a chain saw...want to come over for a visit?

JC

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Jun 9, 2002, 11:16:19 PM6/9/02
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"Barry" <Barry_M_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> SENATOR BARRY GOLDWATER, CHAIRMAN OF THE REPUBLICAN SENATORIAL


> CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE, MADE A SPEECH IN CHICAGO ON THE EVE OF THE
> REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION IN WHICH HE SAID "WE MUST NOT AGREE TO
> A FURTHER BAN ON NUCLEAR TESTING, NOR DISARMANNENT IN THE NEAR
> FUTURE." IN THIS SAME SPEECH HE ALSO SAID: TO OUR UNDYING NATIONAL
> SHAME, THERE ARE AMONG US THOSE WHO WOULD PREFER TO CRAWL ON THEIR
> BELLIES TO MOSCOW RATHER THAN TO FACE THE POSSIBILITY OF AN ATOMIC
> WAR."

We're supposed to take your word for it that he said this?

Jeff


JC

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Jun 9, 2002, 11:19:07 PM6/9/02
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"Barry" <Barry_M_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> If that doesn't work, one can always resort to
> atomic weapons.

Yeah--take two and call me in the morning.

Jeff


JC

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Jun 9, 2002, 11:21:09 PM6/9/02
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"Barry" <Barry_M_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> Read this and calm your yellow belly fears:
>
>
http://www.cas.ilstu.edu/English/351/hypertext98/koss/how2survive/aboutsite/
about.html

Read this and go away:

http://www.suicide.com/howtoaccomplish

Jeff


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