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I heard ya missed me, I'm BAAACKKK!!!!!

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LuvinCrue

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Jul 28, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/28/97
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Awww...the love just POURED in...and I wasn't even GONE! I had much to do
this week...and I will still have a lot to do this coming week...so you
may not see QUITE as much of me, you SWEET devils you!! But rest assured I
am reading the posts...well, as many as I have time to read. I have seen
the lazy eye posts, Camaro...aren't you just a doll! I really Don't have
a lazy eye, but if it looks that way in the picture, I'll be SURE to get
you another one!!! (And I'd LOVE to see how you "altered" my other one!)
Speaking of pictures, as much as I just LOVE the fact that you're all
trying to "diddle" yourselves to my picture, and Mag even climaxed to it,
how about you confident people putting your RRREEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLL pix
on here for us to download? Come on...let's see how perfect you are!!
Aww, I didn't THINK you had the guts! As for me "getting booted"...that's
a good one! I didn't get booted for anything! (And never got reported,
either...) I changed my account for other reasons. But don't fret little
ones, I WILL be re-creating my web page JUST for you. But it will have to
wait until after I get back from home (Dallas.) And no, sorry, Shelley, I
WON'T come visit you in Austin...but I was happy to see that I agreed with
you on the Tyson rape posts...good show old girl! Anyway, look for more
of ME and the CRUE and Diamond David Lee Roth after August 20th! And
until then...go fuck yourselves! :-) Have a nice day!
rae (I'll just skip the Tiffany from now on, we all love rae much better,
right?)

tbo...@spamsucks.ix.netcom.com

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Jul 28, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/28/97
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who are you?

"the vipers a nation of casiotone..."

Rod Rooter

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Jul 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/29/97
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>From: luvi...@aol.com (LuvinCrue)

Hi Tiff, Did you know that Van Damme was in the movie "Valley Girl"? He
played the role of "stud in car". Your account hasn't been changed either,
you ran off for a while because you attempted to engage someone (someone
silly I think) on the AOL message boards in a war and you lost. Not used
to looking like a goober, are you? Is yo' daddy rich? Was the Santa suit
rented? Have you seen "Power Rangers Turbo"? Do you have hairy armpits?
Which way is up? What's the black superman that is a super dick (or
something like that)? Do you have any facial hair?

I wuv you Tiffy

LuvinCrue

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Jul 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/29/97
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>who are you?

Aww, Tboyd...I'm the best thing that's ever entered YOUR world! Too bad ya
can't get close to me....go back to playing with yourself, son.
rae

tbo...@spamsucks.ix.netcom.com

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Jul 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/29/97
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LuvinCrue wrote:
>
> >Hi Tiff, Did you know that Van Damme was in the movie "Valley Girl"? He
> played the role of "stud in car".<
>
> No, Rod, didn't know...didn't EVEN care..I hate Van Damme..he does NOTHING
> for me...and he is gross....like you!

>
> > Your account hasn't been changed either, you ran off for a while because
> you attempted to engage someone (someone silly I think) on the AOL message
> boards in a war and you lost. <<
>
> I have NO idea what you're talking about...mind explaining?? If it's Mag
> you're talking about, Mag and her man (alan) and I already worked things
> out...it had nothing to do with her...and I haven't had any other "wars"
> in the folder...??? Whatchutalkingbout, Rod???(and yes, the account IS
> changed)

>
> >Not used to looking like a goober, are you? <<
>
> I don't. And I never will.
>
> >>Is yo' daddy rich?<<
>
> Um, why? Gonna hack into our bank accounts now? We're well off...don't
> worry about trying to be my sugar-daddy. I don't need one.

>
> >> Was the Santa suit rented?<<
>
> Nope...it was a friends. She bought it for a xmas party...it's a
> mini-skirt...makes ya wanna peek up it, doesn't it?

>
> >> Have you seen "Power Rangers Turbo"?<<
>
> Not into Power rangers, Rod...sorry!

>
> >> Do you have hairy armpits?<<
>
> That would be "no!" But if you and I ever get married, I'll grow some for
> you, you sexy devil! {cough}
>
> >>Which way is up? <<
>
> Thataway

>
> >What's the black superman that is a super dick (or something like
> that)?<<
>
> Never heard of a black superman, son...sorry! But I have heard they have
> superdicks...

>
> >> Do you have any facial hair?<<
>
> No, but if Camaro was REALLY clever, he could've added some to my pic,
> instead of a pathetic cartoon boob job with the words "Tommy, get away
> from my window" on it...AS IF I would EVER tell Tommy to leave my window!
> DUH!!!
>
> >I wuv you Tiffy<
>
> It's rae to you, son. And I wuv you, too....in your dreams.
> rae

do you pick your toe nails, bite them, or clip them with a little tiny
scissors? what kind of toothpaste do you use? what was your grandmothers
weight in 1972? does you uncle lenny have lots of snakes? ketchup? have
you ever touched yourself while watching japanese animation? got milk?

Camaro

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Jul 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/29/97
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tbo...@spamsucks.ix.netcom.com wrote in article
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and what is up with that eye? That wandering eye is spooky like a
motherfucker.
--

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."
*****Marilyn Manson*****

now with autographs.
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/6423
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Camaro

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Jul 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/29/97
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LuvinCrue <luvi...@aol.com> wrote in article
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Don't flatter yourself.
--

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."
*****Marilyn Manson*****

Carlos Camaro
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/6423
ICQ#2399045

LuvinCrue

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Jul 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/29/97
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LuvinCrue

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97
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>do you pick your toe nails, bite them, or clip them with a little tiny
scissors?<

Don't you remember, TBoyd? YOU bite my toenails for me!

> what kind of toothpaste do you use?<

Colgate, what is this? You guys trying to model your own women after me?

> what was your grandmothers weight in 1972? <

Hmm...hard one! I would guess...about 115ish?

>does you uncle lenny have lots of snakes? <

No Uncle Lenny, sorry...Tboyd, are you getting as bad as Rob, where you
just CAN'T come up with anything original to say? As much as I despise
Rod, the man can actually think for himself, as twisted and screwed up as
he is!

>ketchup? <

mustard!

>have you ever touched yourself while watching japanese animation?<

Um, no. Is it fun, TBoyd?

> got milk?<

Yes.

>who are you?<

I'm rae, who are you?

LuvinCrue

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97
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>Don't flatter yourself.

I don't have to..you already flatter me enough, Camaro...you secret devil!
rae

LuvinCrue

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97
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>and what is up with that eye? That wandering eye is spooky like a
>motherfucker.

Now, Camaro...don't tease me about my eye. You know you love me
secretly...you're too sweet...If ya want, I can let ya lick my eyeball
someday! It wobbles in all directions!
rae (who does NOT have a wandering eyeball! Damn you all! LOL)

Camaro

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LuvinCrue <luvi...@aol.com> wrote in article

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HULK ANGRY!! HULK SMASH!! ARGGHHHHH!!
--
Carlos Camaro

The Scratch n' Sniff Page.
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/6423
ICQ#2399045

Rod Rooter

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97
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>From: luvi...@aol.com (LuvinCrue)

Well, that answers all my questions. Now I can stop wondering.

Rod Rooter

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>From: luvi...@aol.com (LuvinCrue)
>Date: 30 Jul 1997 03:51:11 GMT
>Message-ID: <19970730035...@ladder01.news.aol.com>

I'm me again, I got more questions...
If a southbound train leaves Hartford at 10:10 am and a northbound train
leaves Raleigh at 11:30 am, will they crash? How many licks does it take
to get to the center of a tootsie pop? What color is a swallow? In what
year did Columbus discover he fucked up? What's the difference between a
dead dog in the road and a dead homo in the road? Do you have a Sega
Saturn? If so, did you have to buy it for yourself? I didn't. I got one
yesterday for *free* and I couldn't be happier... actually, I could be
happier but it's tough to complain about a *free* videogame system. Even
if I don't have any games for it... it does play CDs and make scary
dancing squares on the screen though. Do you like Duran Duran?

LuvinCrue

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97
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>HULK ANGRY!! HULK SMASH!! ARGGHHHHH!!
>--

Camaro, is this that "tough guy" image you're talking about? Sweetie, I
just LOVE YOU!!!!
rae

LuvinCrue

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97
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>I'm me again, I got more questions...<

Cool. Always up for this. ME ME ME ME, damn it!!!

> If a southbound train leaves Hartford at 10:10 am and a northbound train
leaves Raleigh at 11:30 am, will they crash?<

Not if they're REALLY careful.

> How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?<

I believe it's about 70, but I had to bite it off at 69!!!!

> What color is a swallow?<

I don't know...I'm a spitter. (But I think the bird is brownish)

> In what year did Columbus discover he fucked up?<

Couldn't tell ya...but what a GREAT fuck-up it was!

> What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead homo in
the road?<

Someone would avoid running over the dog, but would go ahead and smush you
with their tires? I don't know...what?

> Do you have a Sega Saturn?<

Nope, our house still has Genesis, but I'm not into games, Rod....are you?

> If so, did you have to buy it for yourself?<

I don't buy things for myself, silly! What are men good for if not to
please me?

> I didn't. I got one yesterday for *free* and I couldn't be happier...<

Congrats, Rod!! How'd ya get it? I'm SOO jealous!!! WOW!!! Tell, tell,
please!!

> actually, I could be happier but it's tough to complain about a *free*
videogame system. Even if I don't have any games for it... it does play
CDs and make scary dancing squares on the screen though.<

You da man, Rod! Bet ALL the women are scurrying over to your house for a
shhot at your joystick!

> Do you like Duran Duran?<

Did in the 80s, but they don't do a thing for me anymore...I like CRUE,
CRUE, CRUE, CRUE, CRUE, CRUE, CRUE!!!!!!!!!! Nice chatting with ya, Rod.

LuvinCrue

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97
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>Well, that answers all my questions. Now I can stop wondering.
>
>

Well you didn't answer MINE! What "war" in the folder are you speaking
of? I'm curious...And you didn't answer if you were gonna hack your way
into my daddy's bank account, OR admit that you want to slide your hand up
my santa-skirt...come on Rod, I answered you, now answer me!
rae

Rod Rooter

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>From: luvi...@aol.com (LuvinCrue)
>Date: 30 Jul 1997 16:26:06 GMT
>Message-ID: <19970730162...@ladder02.news.aol.com>

>
>>Well, that answers all my questions. Now I can stop wondering.
>>
>>
>
>Well you didn't answer MINE! What "war" in the folder are you speaking
>of?
The one where you pasted a ton of crap from this ng into the aol boards
to try to turn those imbeciles against that silly old woman. I was one of
the few people that sided with you.

>I'm curious...And you didn't answer if you were gonna hack your
> way into my daddy's bank account,

I couldn't if I wanted to. I don't know the first thing about computers.

>OR admit that you want to slide your hand up my santa-skirt...

Not if there's teeth up there.

>come on Rod, I answered you, now answer me!

Gosh, I just did. Calm down already.

>rae
Tiffy.

Do you have cable? Do you ever watch BET? Who's your favorite smurf?

----
NOW! Celebrate my 17 week anniversary by viewing my new review page!
Here's a preview...
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tbo...@spamsucks.ix.netcom.com

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97
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LuvinCrue wrote:

> >does you uncle lenny have lots of snakes? <
>
> No Uncle Lenny, sorry...Tboyd, are you getting as bad as Rob, where you
> just CAN'T come up with anything original to say? As much as I despise
> Rod, the man can actually think for himself, as twisted and screwed up as
> he is!

hmm. right. i forgot how rob already asked you if your uncle lenny has
lots of snakes. youre right.

LuvinCrue

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>The one where you pasted a ton of crap from this ng into the aol boards
>to try to turn those imbeciles against that silly old woman. I was one of
>the few people that sided with you.

Makes NOOO sense whatsoever! I can't remember pasting anything from here
to the folder? Please explain in DETAIL....and I can do without YOU siding
with me...

> I couldn't if I wanted to. I don't know the first thing about computers.

{Cough: bullshit}

>Not if there's teeth up there.

Actually, there are :chomp!

>Gosh, I just did. Calm down already.

No, actually, you were vague about the folder...

>Do you have cable?

yes.

>Do you ever watch BET?

Not on your life.

>Who's your favorite smurf?

Hate smurfs.

rae

LuvinCrue

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Jul 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/30/97
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>who are you?

I am you. Who are you?
rae

Camaro

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LuvinCrue <luvi...@aol.com> wrote in article

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Cool, let's get kinky and play follow the worm. Remeber the rules if it
spits you in the eye I win.
--

_ļ,.ŧŽ=æĪšē°`Ŋ Ŋ`°ēšĪæ- Carlos Camaro -=æĪšē°`Ŋ Ŋ`°ēšĪæ=ŽŦ.,ļ_

Go to the bathroom here.
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/6423
ICQ # 2399045

Camaro

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LuvinCrue <luvi...@aol.com> wrote in article

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DON'T SAY THAT, I WORKED HARD FOR THIS REP. AND NOW IT'S
ALL BLOWN AWAY WITH 15 WORDS. THIS GIRL KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING. OK YOU GOT
YOUR REVENGE. DID YOU GIVE PEEPING TOMMY THE SAME HUMILIATION?

LuvinCrue

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Aug 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/1/97
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DON'T SAY THAT, I WORKED HARD FOR THIS REP. AND NOW
IT'S ALL BLOWN AWAY WITH 15 WORDS. THIS GIRL KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING. OK
YOU GOT YOUR REVENGE. DID YOU GIVE PEEPING TOMMY THE SAME HUMILIATION?<

Camaro, I loooove you!!!! You're my sweetie pie!
No other man (except Tommy) can compare to you in this ng!
rae


Jon Reynolds

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Aug 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/2/97
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Camaro wrote:
>
> LuvinCrue <luvi...@aol.com> wrote in article
> <19970730035...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
> > >and what is up with that eye? That wandering eye is spooky like a
> > >motherfucker.
> >
> > Now, Camaro...don't tease me about my eye. You know you love me
> > secretly...you're too sweet...If ya want, I can let ya lick my eyeball
> > someday! It wobbles in all directions!
> > rae (who does NOT have a wandering eyeball! Damn you all! LOL)
> >
>
> Cool, let's get kinky and play follow the worm. Remeber the rules if it
> spits you in the eye I win.
> --
>
> _ļ,.ŧŽ=æĪšē°`Ŋ Ŋ`°ēšĪæ- Carlos Camaro -=æĪšē°`Ŋ Ŋ`°ēšĪæ=ŽŦ.,ļ_
>
> Go to the bathroom here.
> http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/6423
> ICQ # 2399045

I think you may of just blown your chances there mate.

JR

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