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Fiddy1

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Dec 18, 2002, 10:50:15 AM12/18/02
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What a blast. Props to Cam for recommending what I should smoke. Opted for a
mild skunk in the end..... Mild....that's a joke.
You ever seen three grown men walking around Central Station giggling like a
bunch of schoolboys?

The Big Country gig was held in a small pub like venue called the De Kade.
Each band member did their own slots before being joined on stage by Mike
Peters (Alarm). Fantastic set with Mike Peters excelling himself. After the
show and what seemed like a crate of beer me and my buddies headed back into
Amsterdam and yet another coffee shop. The Dutch folk are so welcoming. The
red light area was next on the list and Mr Fiddaman opted for a shapely
blonde stunner with pink lipstick. Unfortunately Mr Fiddaman could not get
firing on all cylinders so 50 Euros was not well spent:)

On to one of the various rock bars and was greeted by Up To My Neck In You -
Kinda sobered me up!!!! Finally arrived back at the Hotel just after 6am

Day two was spent drinking and smoking again but this time I actually
'tripped'. Was in a bar and everything was in slow motion - even the music
started to slow down. With head tilted forward and eyes agog I was the brunt
of jokes from my two buddies. Caught a tram to the Hard Rock Cafe - bought a
pin badge - threw away the clips that hold the badge on - Don't ask me why I
did that -Just one of them spontaneous things you do when monged out your
face:)

My throat is sore through laughing. I shall definitely be returning to Dam,
if only to finish off the blonde babe who had a face and body to die for.
Bitch told me I talked too much that was probably why 'The gates never
opened'.

Anyway That's my weekend folks.

Alan Whicker eat ya heart out.


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Anders Hedman

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Dec 18, 2002, 5:09:32 PM12/18/02
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"Fiddy1" <

Unfortunately Mr Fiddaman could not get
> firing on all cylinders so 50 Euros was not well spent:)
>

I suppose Mrs. Fiddaman is happy for this?


Fiddy1

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Dec 18, 2002, 6:01:31 PM12/18/02
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"Anders Hedman" <soulstrippe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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15 minutes ain't long enough Anders -I ain't saying that I'm a stallion but
I like a bit of 4play before getting down to it... Would have been better
and cheaper to have a hand crank!!!!

wiz of aus

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Dec 19, 2002, 8:26:56 AM12/19/02
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Jeeze... 15 minutes im well and done.. wiped it on the curtains and 13
minutes sitting watching the tv, onto me second beer!!!!! he he he.. the sad
part is I aint joking!!!!


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ACDCCam

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Dec 19, 2002, 8:40:44 AM12/19/02
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LOL, "mild skunk"...haha, thats like saying that being shot with a .44 Magnum
is not as bad as a .50 calibre one.
Northern Lights is where its at!

Cam ;¬)


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Dave

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Dec 30, 2002, 6:32:53 PM12/30/02
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> > Unfortunately Mr Fiddaman could not get firing on all cylinders so 50
Euros was not well spent:)

> > I suppose Mrs. Fiddaman is happy for this?

> 15 minutes ain't long enough Anders -I ain't saying that I'm a stallion
but I like a bit of 4play before getting down to it...

Wuz 50 Euros = to in Cdn funds?? Around $100 perhaps?? For a hundred bucks
I could shoot my load in 15 minutes no problem. You ain't payin' for
foreplay Bob....get with the program!!!

> Would have been better and cheaper to have a hand crank!!!!

I knew this chick once....she could have you off (by hand) in 5 minutes...no
word of a lie. I swear to God her hands were like vibrators....wind her up
and let 'er rip. Her name wuz Shakila McDoom and she loved to get in on in
grave yards late at night (whacked out Goth chick). Her nick name wuz boom
boom McDoom. Interesting lady she wuz.

Dave - Toronto


Anders Hedman

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Dec 30, 2002, 9:16:36 PM12/30/02
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"Dave" <

>
> > > I suppose Mrs. Fiddaman is happy for this?
>
> > 15 minutes ain't long enough Anders -I ain't saying that I'm a stallion
> but I like a bit of 4play before getting down to it...
>
I wasn't refering to how Bob is with his wife, but rather that his wife
might be glad he didn't really do anything with a prostitute.


Fiddy1

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Dec 31, 2002, 9:41:20 AM12/31/02
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"Dave" <cro...@infinity.net> wrote in message
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>
> Wuz 50 Euros = to in Cdn funds?? Around $100 perhaps?? For a hundred
bucks
> I could shoot my load in 15 minutes no problem. You ain't payin' for
> foreplay Bob....get with the program!!!

50 Euros is about £30...dunno what it is in Canadian money though.

No foreplay mate - she just went straight down to the meat and two veg. She
was a stunner but with a belly full of beer and a head full of some skunk
weed I just couldn't get the horse to bolt..believe me I tried everything -
I even visualised Daphne from Scooby Doo, Wilma from the Flinstones, even
Jenna Jameson didn't do the trick... Fook I hope I ain't gay.

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