Level Headedness for Mr Fiddaman

[BOB FIDDAMAN]

Car was stolen last night but retrieved within two hours by the Police (Not
Sting's combo).

Nothing was taken but the bastards ruined the fuse box and steering column.

Thing is... and this is where I need some level headedness,

I have a rough idea who stole it. Is it a baseball job or should I just bide
my time?

I never usually asked for advice on these kind of matters - normally I would
just go straight round to the culprits house and kneecap him... but age
gives you responsibilities like 3 kids!

Repercussions on the lads could be too hard to bear.

Advice needed

PS: Friend coming round today with a baseball bat.

--
and remember...
KEEP IT STIFF

Ballbreaker 375

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[Doof©]

Bob take it from me, wait! I know its hard but wait to strike back. I know
"turn the other cheek" shit but revenge is just as nice. Fuck the baseball
to the caps as well. There are others ways to inflict pain other than
physical. E mail and we can talk. And yes, evil does walk around them. They
just won't see it coming.

--

DOOF.....
http://www.geocities.com/doof_13/index.html
Click it man!

"I want you to hear me out there
This is for all you bad boys
This is a story of the saint of rock 'n' roll
I want you to put your hands in your pocket
Take ten dollars out and send it to me, ha ha"
AC/DC '83

C.M.D 11/01/72----7/17/00
"Lets drink to the hard working people
lets drink to the salt of the earth"
K. Richards.

"May the good Lord, shine a light on you make
every song you sing, your favorite tune."
M. Jaggar.

"BOB FIDDAMAN" <ballb...@bfiddaman.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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[Chris4900]

Bide your time unless passivity will invite more theft. Sometimes
deterrence is necessary... Depends on the area in which you live.

"BOB FIDDAMAN" <ballb...@bfiddaman.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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[kurt]

Bob,
With your life being in financial ruin,
Your best bet is to alert the authorities.
The last thing you need is a lawsuit against you,
for breaking someones kneecaps.
Remember, the world is very round and
the fuckin dirtbags will get thiers in the end.
You are no good to your kids if you're in jail.
Good luck.

Kurt
NY

[HeatSeeker]

On Sun, 18 Mar 2001 09:14:08 -0000, "BOB FIDDAMAN"
<ballb...@bfiddaman.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

>I have a rough idea who stole it. Is it a baseball job or should I just bide
>my time?

Wait for the pigs to find the thief, if they don't after a few weeks,
then it's time to take the problems into your own hands, and order
pizza at their place... from all the pizza-delivery places you can
find !! **sweet revenge**

"Yer tripping, yer slipping, yer fuckin' up your mind
Stay away from me man 'cause I hate your fucking kind"

[Catman the Great]

> Car was stolen last night but retrieved within two hours by the Police
(Not
> Sting's combo).

I just got this really funny imagine of Sting coming up to people's doors
returning their lost items like a superhero out of Marvel Comics. "Adult
Contemporary Man."

With Regards,
Catman the Great

[t-man]

I understand your plight mate, my house got robbed recently and they looted
the joint! Fucken pricks. Anyways, don't do it man let karma take care of
em. You could end up in the shit if you do something silly. In the mean time
track over to voyerweb.com and let them take care of your fury for a while.
:)

peace mate,

t

ps. I'm not the webmaster, just a fan.

"BOB FIDDAMAN" <ballb...@bfiddaman.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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[Jim]

Noo noo Bob, dont go breakin peoples kneecaps.
Ya dont wanna spend all that money your gettin, on hospital bills,
fines, bonds, and court costs.
Just get him back some other way....Hell, steal his car! Just dont get
caught!

Rock On!

[Jayse]

HeatSeeker <gaud...@videotron.removethis.ca> wrote in message
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> Wait for the pigs to find the thief, if they don't after a few weeks,
> then it's time to take the problems into your own hands, and order
> pizza at their place... from all the pizza-delivery places you can
> find !!

And order a shit-load of porno's round there too. Call the fumigation guy
round there for laughs as well - get all the neighbours outside when the guy
rocks up in his fumigation van.
Ring the arsehole up at 4.am and ask him the time.
Go round all the parks and pick up every bit of dogshit you can find and
dump it on his door-mat
Buy some potent weed-poison and sprinkle it all over his front yard in the
middle of the night.
Tip some sand in his petrol tank.
Pour coolant all over his car duco.
The possibilities are endless, Bob! :-)

[capn plectrum]

If your kids are minors have them gang up and beat the fuck outta
them. They will get a slap on the wrist and they will have fun!!!

[kurt]

here's another idea.
go to the local fish market and buy the biggest
stankiest fish you can find,
then carefully place said fish near
or on the catalytic converter of his exhaust system
(a little duct tape works wonders)
and after a bit of driving,as the exhaust heats up,
this fish is gonna riff to high heaven.
He'll go nuts trying to locate the smell, he'll give up and
bring it in to the dealer and they'll rape him in
diagnostic time alone.
A neat and cheap way to fuck with someone.
If that don't work, we could always call Tony Soprano
to "whack" him.

Kurt
NY

[Jayse]

heh heh.
That's a goodie.
Then there's the everyone's old favorite....
Stick a cigarette lighter up his exhaust, then block it with a couple of
potatoes.
KABOOM!!

Fucken-expensive-repair-job, here we come. :-)

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