The Clique
BOB FIDDAMAN
THE CLIQUE
If you ever feel the need
to kick someone when they're down.
Or to jump on to the bandwagon
of the posting of a clown.
Then hop aboard this newsgroup
be patient for a while.
Wait until the Pot Head
posts his venomous vile.
Join in with the rest of them
as they single out their source.
If you have a disability
you'll be victimised, of course.
No matter what you tell them
you'll find they deaf an ear.
Facts of course mean nothing
let me make that clear.
The ladies of this newsgroup
have hearts all made of gold.
Dave's apostles, on the other hand
all do as they're told.
The Eurobods are friendly
they make you feel at home.
Even though you're far away
you never feel alone.
If you've ever had to suffer
*take note* Thou shall not post.
'Cos if you do you'll be ridiculed
by the drug induced pot host.
Your Country Laws mean nothing
for Dave - Miss Bo Peep.
He's right even when he is wrong
and so are his sad sheep.
Doof will give you advice
"Stop posting to a thread."
Then continue to berate you,
no truth in what he said.
Name calling is 'childish'
say's Nate the newsgroup Whip.
A guy who has a problem,
on his shoulder grows a chip.
Tops, he knows no better,
only money is his aim.
He'll fuck you over backwards
to get financial gain.
There's other sheep of course
with no mind of there own.
Who lay in wait for Dave's response
as their brains are just on loan.
So if you're browsing through here
just lurk for a few days.
And you will see how this works
from the Pot Head's evil ways.
Don't post about your problems
Don't post about your past.
Don't post with a point of view
'cos it will be your last.
'Congratulation' posts
mean nothing come what may.
'Cos most will all withdraw them
once Dave has had his say.
If you ever post a reply
defending your good name.
Wait for direct responses
from the Pot Head Posse train.
If you've suffered with some trauma
or tried to end your life.
Don't tell Dave's Apostles
you'll get nothing back but strife.
Flame Away - Filter me
You can dish it out but you CANNOT take it.
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BOB 'CHAINSAW' FIDDAMAN UK
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Doof©
CORKY your parodies are weak shit man. You really are a thick headed twit.
You can't be making the Mrs. too proud by pouring coffee and office gossip.
You must be the joke of Rover right now as well as in your bed at night. I
bet Mrs. CORKY wished there were guns in England so she could just end it
all.
CORKY my man. I love the way you single in on pissy ass little facts. And
are too retarded to see the big picture. The way you see how events happened
are rather amusing. The more you type the more retarded you look.
Corky lookie here
1. I had the same thoughts as Dave but never posted them. However I DID wish
you well.
2. I did e mail you asking to stop. But no Corky, you have to get the last
word in every thread. Hence my posts from yesterday and today.
3. Your a thick headed used douche bag sucker. You ever think that for one
second think that YOU might be a LITTLE WRONG on just one point?
4. Your parodies suck and it shows just how much of a lamb YOU are. It shows
just how little you can think for yourself. I would love to call Rover and
ask just how much of a pain in the ass & fuck up you are over there. I'm
sure their side of things would explain everything.
I don't see you bashing any of the people that liked my parodies retard.
Would they not be classified as "sheep" in your eyes?
An on a side note. You have no right what so ever flaming TTT. You jealous
he works hard for what he has? He doesn't gloat about his money. So what if
he is proud of his conquests. What the fuck have you done the last two
years? JACK FUCK is what you've done.
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DOOF.....
http://www.geocities.com/doof_13/index.html
"I never shot nobody, don't even carry a gun.
I ain't done nothin' wrong, I'm just havin' fun."
AC/DC '78
"I want you to hear me out there
This is for all you bad boys
This is a story of the saint of rock 'n' roll
I want you to put your hands in your pocket,
take ten dollars out and send it to me, ha ha"
AC/DC '83
C.M.D Nov 1,1972-July 17,2000
I know, its only rock 'n' roll, but HE liked it!
"May the good Lord, shine a light on you. Make
every song you sing, your favorite tune."
M. Jaggar.
"BOB FIDDAMAN" <ballbrea...@bfiddaman.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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capn plectrum
playing on your computer while you should be working?
Doof©
Now that's a good point capn!!!
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DOOF.....
http://www.geocities.com/doof_13/index.html
"I never shot nobody, don't even carry a gun.
I ain't done nothin' wrong, I'm just havin' fun."
AC/DC '78
"I want you to hear me out there
This is for all you bad boys
This is a story of the saint of rock 'n' roll
I want you to put your hands in your pocket,
take ten dollars out and send it to me, ha ha"
AC/DC '83
C.M.D Nov 1,1972-July 17,2000
I know, its only rock 'n' roll, but HE liked it!
"May the good Lord, shine a light on you. Make
every song you sing, your favorite tune."
M. Jaggar.
"capn plectrum" <ive_been_th...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Jim
Wait, I`m not understanding. You cry that you dont have a job for 2
years, then you get it back, and think of a whinney ass poem to a
newsgroup, instead of doing your job.
Fucked up...
ROCK ON!!!!
BOB FIDDAMAN
Doof© <do...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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> HA HA HA HA HA
> CORKY your parodies are weak shit man. You really are a thick headed twit.
It was a poem
> You can't be making the Mrs. too proud by pouring coffee and office
gossip.
> You must be the joke of Rover right now as well as in your bed at night. I
> bet Mrs. CORKY wished there were guns in England so she could just end it
> all.
> CORKY my man. I love the way you single in on pissy ass little facts.
And I love the way you choose to ignore the facts when it suits you.
And
> are too retarded to see the big picture. The way you see how events
happened
> are rather amusing.
You obviously didn't/couldn't read the DDA that I sent you. The way events
happened contrvened my human rights.
The more you type the more retarded you look.
> Corky lookie here
> 1. I had the same thoughts as Dave but never posted them. However I DID
wish
> you well.
If you had the same thoughts as Dave why did you wish me well. Have you no
bollocks?
> 2. I did e mail you asking to stop. But no Corky, you have to get the last
> word in every thread. Hence my posts from yesterday and today.
So you were trying to get the last word then?
> 3. Your a thick headed used douche bag sucker. You ever think that for
one
> second think that YOU might be a LITTLE WRONG on just one point?
You ever think that YOU might be wrong?
> 4. Your parodies suck and it shows just how much of a lamb YOU are. It
shows
> just how little you can think for yourself. I would love to call Rover
and
> ask just how much of a pain in the ass & fuck up you are over there.
I'm a real pain in the arse for them Doof.
I'm
> sure their side of things would explain everything.
We shall see Doof when it comes to tribunal
>
> I don't see you bashing any of the people that liked my parodies retard.
> Would they not be classified as "sheep" in your eyes?
No - Doof I enjoyed your Parodies. The feedback you got was fair. You DO
have a talent when it comes to writing - though your constant abuse of me is
not really you, is it?
> An on a side note. You have no right what so ever flaming TTT.
Why? A Parody is a parody. Tops is made of thicker stuff
You jealous
> he works hard for what he has? He doesn't gloat about his money. So what
if
> he is proud of his conquests. What the fuck have you done the last two
> years? JACK FUCK is what you've done.
This could start the ball rolling again Doof but I'm done with it. Read the
DDA I sent you.
BOB FIDDAMAN
> playing on your computer while you should be working?
Nope, I wrote it on a peice of paper at work then when I came home I simply
keyed the words in on my keyboard.
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And Remember......
KEEP IT STIFF
BOB 'CHAINSAW' FIDDAMAN UK
Remove NOSPAM to reply personally.
http://trak.to/ACDC (NEWSGROUP SITE)
http://2go.it/corinthians/ (CORINTHIANS UNDER 13'S FC)
http://bobfiddaman.123go.cx/ (MY POETRY SITE) Winner of the Poetry Splash
Award
The 'CHAINSAW' reference bears no resemblance to the masked cretin Eminem
badlands420
> playing on your computer while you should be working?
ROVER SUPERVISOR: Fiddleman, have you finished collating those documents?
BOB: Umm...oh yes, I was just getting to those. And it's Fiddaman, sir.
ROVER SUPERVISOR: Right. And just what *have* you been doing the past
three hours, Fiddaberg?
BOB: Oh.....well I've been, umm....
ROVER SUPERVISOR: I say, what's that you're writing there?
BOB: That? Oh it's nothing.......nothing, really.
ROVER SUPERVISOR: Why it looks.....It looks like some sort of poetry,
Fiddenhoff!
BOB: It's Fiddaman, sir.
ROVER SUPERVISOR: Right.
BOB: You see, these chaps in the AC/DC newsgroup have been having a go at
me...questioning my work ethic and such.
ROVER SUPERVISOR: Well, I can't imagine why....
BOB: And I thought this poem might be a good way for me to publicly
humiliate myself even more egregiously than I already have.
ROVER SUPERVISOR: So, Fiddenowski, why exactly do you talk about your work
troubles in an AC/DC newsgroup. Isn't that some sort of rock band?
BOB: I do it because they talked about hockey once.
ROVER SUPERVISOR: You mean to tell me you've been on hiatus two years, and
you're composing poetry on company time halfway through your third day back
on the job? And look, it's not even any good.....it barely rhymes and your
structure is heinously amateurish. Fiddenstein, I'm going to have to
discuss this matter with Mr. Rover himself at the corporate offices. We may
have to place you on the Long-Term Please-For-The-Love-Of-God-Go-Away
Register.
BOB: I'm sorry sir, but if you continue to mispronounce my name, I'm going
to be forced to sue you, your entire family, and everyone you've ever met
for the heinously abusive mental anguish you're presently inflicting upon
me. And for good measure, I'll go home and pout for 10 years. Just watch
me.
ROVER SUPERVISOR: Fuddleman, I would advise you to collate those documents
with great brevity, as I've eight inches of dick-tation I need you to take
after that.
BOB: Could you just call me Poetboy?
ROVER SUPERVISOR: Oh shuttup, Fingleman.
Satellite Blues
hehehehehehehe
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You Can Stick It Where It Hurts.......MAC!
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BOB FIDDAMAN
Patient: Dr Nate, I have arthritis and as a result of this my employer has
chose not to give me my job back.
Dr Nate: OH FUCK OFF AND STOP TRYING TO MILK MY SURGERY.