When are the UFOs coming down for the UFO Cult?

Jonathon Barbera

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Aug 20, 2008, 12:19:26 AM8/20/08

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The answer to this question all depends on how much free PR coverage
we can milk out of it.

Who operates the UFOs? Ghosts, of course. And why are the ghosts
coming to Earth? To harvest the souls of those who failed to make it
to CLEAR before their arrival.

Why can't the ghosts take the souls of Clears? Simple. There's nothing
to grasp onto with their evil, ghostly hands!

Now going up the Bridge could actually ~save~ your very soul ... (from
space-faring ghosts)...

AnoNotAmused

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Aug 20, 2008, 12:24:22 AM8/20/08

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On Aug 19, 9:19 pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
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I do believe he's serious! AHAHAHAHA YOU ARE A UFO CULTIST!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU WIN SPAYSHUL KOOLAID AND THE RIGHT TO DISCARD
YOUR MEST BODY ACCORDING TO PROTOCOL OMEGA 1. EMPTY THE PACKAGE MARKED
"NOW" YOU WERE GIVEN DURING YOUR FIRST AUDITING SESSION INTO A LARGE
BOWL AND ADD JELLO PUDDING OF YOUR CHOICE EXCEPT NOT BLACK BECAUSE
LRON HATED NIGRAS. WALK WITH THE BOWL TO THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR MIXED
JELLO PUDDING AND "NOW" AND SIT ON THE TOILET WITH A SPOON IN ONE
HAND! EAT ALL THE PUDDING. WAIT FOR INSTRUCTIONS.

peters...@gmail.com

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Aug 20, 2008, 12:24:51 AM8/20/08

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On 20 aug, 06:19, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
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Well, the CULT is sure they will come: Look at Trementina! They have
made huge signs for them!

Peter

"These people believe the souls of fried space aliens inhabit their
bodies and hold soup cans to get rid of them.
I should care what they think?"
- Valerie Emmanuel

http://www.scamofscientology.nl

redco...@gmail.com

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Aug 20, 2008, 12:39:58 AM8/20/08

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When are we gonna see OT powers displayed in a testing environment?

If they exist, think about how many people will join the cult to learn
the power!

Jonathon Barbera

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Aug 20, 2008, 12:44:16 AM8/20/08

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On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:24:22 -0700 (PDT), AnoNotAmused
<doxdr...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Aug 19, 9:19 pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
>wrote:
>> When are the UFOs coming down for the UFO Cult?
>>
>> The answer to this question all depends on how much free PR coverage
>> we can milk out of it.
>>
>> Who operates the UFOs? Ghosts, of course. And why are the ghosts
>> coming to Earth? To harvest the souls of those who failed to make it
>> to CLEAR before their arrival.
>>
>> Why can't the ghosts take the souls of Clears? Simple. There's nothing
>> to grasp onto with their evil, ghostly hands!
>>
>> Now going up the Bridge could actually ~save~ your very soul ... (from
>> space-faring ghosts)...
>
>I do believe he's serious!

Really? Are space-faring ghosts "srs bsns" to people like yourself?

(I'm not here to judge you or your self-delusions.)

AnoNotAmused

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Aug 20, 2008, 12:50:00 AM8/20/08

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On Aug 19, 9:44 pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
wrote:

Dude... Only so long as you're on mind altering psych meds!! Then it's
whatever you want, know wot I'm sayin? I'm so fuckin amazed at the
amount of just "totally out there" mental illness that gravitates here
I'm just trying to add to the mix!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU IN A UFO
CULT?? DO YOU BELIEVE IN THETANS?? IS IT POsSIBLE THAT YOUR ENTIRE
LIFE IS JUST A PRODUCT OF 3D MOVIES??? YOU MIGHT BE IN A UFO CCULT!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO NO MORE PLEASE!! JUST ANHERO!! OH GOD PLEASE!! !IF
EVER ANYONE NEEDED TO!!! AHAHAHAHA SPAYCHUL KOOLAID AHHAHAHAHA...

Jinkii

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Aug 20, 2008, 7:27:47 AM8/20/08

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just wait for him to implode, happens every three months, hundreds of
threads started every week then nothing for a couple of months, at
least he has stopped pushing his self published, pay per reviewed
crappy books, or boasting about how good he is at online games when he
uses a cheap programmable keyboard (cheating)

Jinkii

Jonathon Barbera

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Aug 22, 2008, 8:01:36 PM8/22/08

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They are immature. They shouldn't even try to learn those things.