L.RON HUBBARD to be re-formatted
Michael Pattinson
the "new" altered books and sales start to decline there will be a
HUGE NEW BREAKTHROUGH!
It is being worked on right now, and has been for some time. It is
called the New LRH Biography!!
In it you will be able to read how LRH was a perfect person and
spiritual being who never did anything wrong in his entire life. He
knew right from an early age that he was the new incarnation of Buddha
and put on weight to look the part.
You will find out that a 1950s SP biography transcriber had falsified
LRH's old biography, including false claims of his being a nuclear
scientist, a decorated war hero and a good science fiction writer.
Finally, in the new re-formatted LRH biography we will see how LRH was
able to be totally OT and be several people all at once, such as
Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Princess Diana, Ronald Reagan and all the
Beatles, as well as Elvis. We will read how he was every Oscar winner
ever, every Nobel Peace Prize winner and Walt Disney.
A DVD will accompany the new biography with scenes showing LRH giving
famous speeches while he was being such personalities as MLK, JFK and
The Pope,
LRH's popularity is bound to soar to new heights with this new
breakthrough biography, as it is so totally OT and impressive.
One of the biggest revelations in the new LRH Biography is that DM is
really LRH, and so DM is the new Source of Sources.
I wonder how this is going to do on amazon.com??
SenatorXenu
So DM is LRH now, what will he come up with next? lulz
antimidas
b4c9-81f...@o10g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
I love fiction!
--
"I think that the protections that we enjoy for freedom of worship exist
so long as we don't step over the line ... When religious worship and
belief cross over into things like fraud, victimization of others and the
disruption of the political arena, that protection is no longer
appropriate."
--Robert Goff, UCSC professor emeritus of philosophy
anonyTurk182
Cruise to the #2 spot in the church by just claiming that Tom is
actually also LRH.
This cult just keeps getting kookier and kookier.
Hartley Patterson
> It is being worked on right now, and has been for some time. It is
> called the New LRH Biography!!
Careful now. Anonymous is still in the boggled "I do not believe it!"
phase of learning about Scientology, and some Anon will think you are
serious.
:-)
--
Hartley Patterson
http://www.newsfrombree.co.uk
http://news-from-bree.blogspot.com
Funky Donny
"I'm LRH and so's my wife."
barb
It sounds like they're dumping all his lies like Ron dumped his body.
Pretty clever, focusing on the "spiritual" aspects, as by nature they
are unquantifiable, unverifiable, and easily swallowed by the gullible.
--
Barb
Chaplain, ARSCC (wdne)
I can haz Legion?
“I think that the protections that we enjoy for freedom of worship exist
so long as we don’t step over the line. When religious worship and
belief cross over into things like fraud, victimization of others and
the disruption of the political arena, that protection is no longer
appropriate.”
--Robert Goff
Professor Emeritus, UCSC
Fappafappashoopshoop
@newsfe23.lga:
What I find funny, is that Dwarfy David Miscavige is going to pretend to
be LaFayette Ronald Hubbard. Now that's like putting 10lbs of shit in a
5lbs bag innit?
--
The usefulness of a cup, is in it's emptiness
anonymo...@yahoo.com
...and what the hell took Dave so long?
An old fox like Hubbard in a take-over would have pulled the classic
"i r teh reincarnateded source/ 'rulah'/ obscene brass dog/re-spawn of
satan / Elvis is alive" shore story outta his buttz years ago.
I mean cult over-throwers have defaulted to this same strategy for
ages during a power vacuum.
Short Bus Davy is...um...Just Short.