Europeans Beware - Thetans from Iceland volcano might body-snatch with avengeance.

[Gregory Hall, Esq.]

Just imagine the millions or billions of disembodied thetans trying to find
bodies as they rain down on Europe from the volcano in Iceland.

The authorities aren't telling anybody but the REAL reason aircraft won't
fly is not because of a little dust. It's because of all those thetans
exiled for billions of years by the Xenu in the Earth's volcanoes. Aircraft
certainly aren't proof against them.

Stay indoors, don't expose yourself to this clear and present danger.

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Gregory Hall