Seven Spectacular Scientology Super-powers (and Tom Cruise still can't fly.)
Chef Xenu
books, and in reviewing my notes from the first time, I pulled
together a little collection of quotes about the powers Hubbard
promises his followers. Honestly, this list reminds me a little of
the TV show The 4400, with the classes offered by a charismatic leader
in the last season that were supposed to give normal people powers
like the 4400 had. I'll have to see if the video store has it.
So here it is, for your enjoyment, my seven favorite scientology super-
powers. (Please bear in mind that according to Church of Scientology
Religious Services Enrollment Application section 2c you can't take
anything LRH said seriously.)
$cientology super-power #1 - A Scientologist can make you feel hot:
“When a thetan discharges energy, another person may feel hot.”
Scientology 8-80 page 110
$cientology super-power #2 - A Scientologist can heal himself or
others:
“Healing at a glance is done by a thetan, not interiorized, making
perfect duplicates of the illness of a body without perfectly
duplicating the body itself.”
The Creation of Human Ability page 136
“The thetan can clean up and heal his own body and those of others at
will.”
Scientology 8-80 page 111
$cientology super-power #3 - A Scientologist can convince inanimate
objects not to get stolen:
“Operating Thetan should be able to fix and unfix ideas in energy,
i.e., to be able to fix into a car an idea that “it can’t be stolen,”
and it won’t be.”
The Creation of Human Ability page 376
$cientology super-power #4 - A Scientologist can make you see
illusions, and move objects with his mind:
“The state of Cleared Theta Clear is, however, another thing. For it
means a person who is able to create his own universe or, living in
the MEST universe, is able to create illusions perceivable by others
at will, to handle MEST universe objects without mechanical means and
to have and feel no need of bodies or even the MEST universe to keep
himself and his friends interested in existence.”
Scientology 8-8008 page 175
“After a very large amount of auditing, even as much as fifty hours
(when the preclear has regained his ability to create, with
considerable solidity, his own illusions), it will be found that the
preclear can at will perceive the MEST universe and can do so with
accuracy. He can further (without the aid of a body) move objects,
heal at a distance and do a thousand other “interesting tricks” which
could very well be viewed with considerable awe. For they have not
been seen on earth in recorded history, but have lived in legend.”
Scientology 8-8008 page 170
“An Operating Thetan, then, is one who can handle things without
having to use a body of physical means. “Poltergeist” is a learned
term for only one of the phenomena of this state.”
Scientology 0-8 page 425
$cientology super-power #5 - A Scientologist can control other bodies:
“…the awareness of awareness unit can control or even make physical
bodies…”
Dianetics 55! page 50
$cientology super-power #6 - A Scientologist can create a measurable
flow of energy at a distance:
“It goes further and demonstrates that the awareness of awareness unit
can bring about, without further contact, an energy flow in a body at
a distance. This is a very startling demonstration, and is one of the
more significant electrical discoveries of recent times. The
conditions of the experiment are sufficiently rigorous to dispel any
doubt, in the mind of a physicist, concerning the authenticity of the
current.”
Dianetics 55! page 28
$cientology super-power #7 - A Scientologist is bulletproof:
“…one might go so far as to say that a bullet's arrival is a heavy
sort of hypnotism. The individual receiving a bullet does not outflow
a bullet and thus he is injured. If he could outflow a bullet
immediately after receiving a bullet, we could introduce the
interesting question: "Would he be wounded?" According to our rule he
would not be. Indeed, if he were in perfect communication with his
environment, he could not even receive a bullet injuriously…”
Dianetics 55! page 105
Hubbard, L. Ron. Scientology 8-80: The Discovery & Increase of Life
Energy in the Genus Homo Sapiens. Los Angeles, CA. Bridge
Publications, Inc. 2007.
Hubbard, L. Ron. The Creation of Human Ability: A Handbook for
Scientologists. Los Angeles, CA. Bridge Publications, Inc. 2007.
Hubbard, L. Ron. Scientology 8-8008. Los Angeles, CA. Bridge
Publications, Inc. 2007.
Hubbard, L. Ron. Scientology 0-8: The Book of Basics. Los Angeles, CA.
Bridge Publications, Inc. 2007.
Hubbard, L. Ron. Dianetics 55!. Los Angeles, CA. Bridge Publications,
Inc. 2007.
Peace,
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barbz
Great work! Fabulous stuff (in the truest sense of the word)
Thanks for making the effort, it's grand!
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terrorism. Five thousand people dead in a deliberate inferno: business
opportunity.
$cientology oozes _under_ terrorists to hide."
-Chris Leithiser
banchukita
The healing sooper powerz seem aligned with practicing medicine
without a license... thanks for this, an interesting venture.
SP4123105
> On Oct 31, 5:04 pm, Chef Xenu <ChefX...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> The healing sooper powerz seem aligned with practicing medicine
> without a license... thanks for this, an interesting venture.-
Yeah. Angela and Nina et al should post something about Scientology
and crappy non-logical, non-scientific tech being used to practise
medicine without licences....
Wonderful post. Now I know what they think they are doing when they
are glaring at me...using their supa powerz!
banchukita
Well, that's what happened when the Food n Drug Administration caught
out Hubbard in the 50s back when Dianetics was a 'self help' thing.
In order to avoid prosecution, clerical collars were handed out.
SP4123105
I wish more $cientologists would try Super Power #7 on each other.
banchukita
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I don't. What would that do? More bodies? Oh, great. As if we don't
have enough of those.
I think a lot of Scientologists stay in because they no longer realize
they have a choice. Why hurt the victims more?
-maggie, human being
realpch
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> I think a lot of Scientologists stay in because they no longer realize
> they have a choice. Why hurt the victims more?
>
> -maggie, human being
Or in the back of their minds they realize all the stuff that's been
"mortgaged" to the Church, which they would lose should they leave:
friends, family, support system (such as it is), jobs, social network,
and so on and so forth. And it's tough letting go of a dream...
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banchukita
> banchukita wrote:
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> <snip>
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> > I think a lot of Scientologists stay in because they no longer realize
> > they have a choice. Why hurt the victims more?
>
> > -maggie, human being
>
> Or in the back of their minds they realize all the stuff that's been
> "mortgaged" to the Church, which they would lose should they leave:
> friends, family, support system (such as it is), jobs, social network,
> and so on and so forth. And it's tough letting go of a dream...
>
Especially one you've paid over a hundred grand for.
One big difference between critics and the organization we oppose is
the ability to feel compassion.
-maggie, human being