Conspiracy theory weekly - Who is Jonathon Barbera?
IntergalacticExpandingPanda
seems to be. Why was he in Scientology? Why was he kicked out. Why
does he refuse to accept the organization he was once a part of has
some serious flaws that need to be addressed?
The truth of the matter is, Jonathon Barbera is actually the 25th
reincarnation of Galactic Overlord Xenu. He ran a Galactic
Federation about 75 million years ago. He was elected by an
overwhelming majority, and as an act of good faith he took on his
opponent Tru'lok as vice president. His reign lasted for 4 terms or
40 years in earth time, and was accepted by all as being a great peace
maker. However, Tru'lok wasn't pleased with Xenu's cutting of
military spending, as he had a controlling interest in several weapons
manufacturing plants. So he took it upon him self to smear Xenu's
good name. He planted evidence that Xenu used tax inspectors as
psychiatrists to eliminate those in the outer colony worlds, which
were in fact empty to begin with, and got him deposed from office.
Xenu was assassinated and a civil war broke out.
Scientology is based on the propaganda created by Tru'lok the terrible
now seen in Marvel Comics... but no one being around to dispute the
oldest of old records, they accept it as fact. It was his mission to
infiltrate the organization and set the record straight, and
eventually use their man power to help restore the lost Galactic
Federation.
Who is Jonathon Barbera?
The 25th reincarnation of the Galactic Federation's president Xenu
the great
Why was he in Scientology?
To clear his name, and correct the lies told by Tru'lok the Terrible
Why was he kicked out?
They based the organization on old bullshit. Scapegoats are powerful
among groups... and they couldn't have their nemesis removed.
This message is bought to you by Scientology... the only group that
accepts Marvel Comics as source. And by Hostess Twinkie... Jonathon
Xenu Barbera's favorite. Filled with lard and sugar, if it's good
enough for Xenu, it's good enough for you.
Next time, we'll look at Starbucks... expensive coffee or prelude to
an alien invasion?
Jonathon Barbera
Are you drunk?
IntergalacticExpandingPanda
wrote:
No sir, as you well know there were no alcohol and glycol injections.
Scientology is a cult
in news:fe2b4b73-27ec-4ee5...@q24g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
> The truth of the matter is, Jonathon Barbera is actually the 25th
> reincarnation of Galactic Overlord Xenu. He ran a Galactic
> Federation about 75 million years ago.
Nonsense. Everyone knows Xenu is still alive.
** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
IntergalacticExpandingPanda
wrote:
> IntergalacticExpandingPanda <intergalacticexpandingpa...@hotmail.com> wrote
> innews:fe2b4b73-27ec-4ee5...@q24g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>
> > The truth of the matter is, Jonathon Barbera is actually the 25th
> > reincarnation of Galactic Overlord Xenu. He ran a Galactic
> > Federation about 75 million years ago.
>
> Nonsense. Everyone knows Xenu is still alive.
> ** Posted fromhttp://www.teranews.com**
Xenu is alive! In Jonathon Barbera!
Woot woot!
Jonathon Barbera
Then you must be brainwashed. It should be expected as you have
repeatedly demonstrated a lower level mentality. Such minds are more
gullible and easily manipulated. You are too easily hypnotized.
IntergalacticExpandingPanda
wrote:
> Then you must be brainwashed. It should be expected as you have
> repeatedly demonstrated a lower level mentality. Such minds are more
> gullible and easily manipulated. You are too easily hypnotized.
I love the leader the leader is love
when I'm not with him
I feel like a schlub.
Jonathon Barbera
And then they kneel down and kiss the Pope's ring.
The sheeple are always being misled by smarter minds.
IntergalacticExpandingPanda
wrote:
> On Tue, 6 May 2008 12:04:23 -0700 (PDT), IntergalacticExpandingPanda
>
> >On May 6, 10:19 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
> >wrote:
>
> >> Then you must be brainwashed. It should be expected as you have
> >> repeatedly demonstrated a lower level mentality. Such minds are more
> >> gullible and easily manipulated. You are too easily hypnotized.
>
> >I love the leader the leader is love
> >when I'm not with him
> >I feel like a schlub.
>
> And then they kneel down and kiss the Pope's ring.
>
> The sheeple are always being misled by smarter minds.
It's a conspiracy man, it's a Catholic conspiracy.
Woot woot!
dicen...@gmail.com
tesla sTinker
It may be, that he just realized most science is false in numerous claims.
Kind of like when they say the earth goes around the sun....
Ptolemy did not think so. And since they have no fixed point in space,
they still cannot prove it. Its just still a theory.
2Ptolemy.
Lat. Claudius Ptol•e•mae•us \'tal-e-"me-es\. 2d century A.D. Astronomer,
mathematician, and geographer of Alexandria. His Megale Syntaxis tes
Astronomias, commonly known as Almagest from title of Arabic
translation, described a system (Ptolemaic system) of astronomy and
geography based on theory that the sun, planets, and stars revolve
around the earth. His Geography contained an estimate of size of the
earth, description of its surface, and list of places located by
latitude and longitude. Also wrote Analemma and Planisphaerium on
geometry, Optica on optical phenomena, and Harmonica on music.
(C)1996 Zane Publishing, Inc. and Merriam-Webster, Incorporated. All
rights reserved
tesla sTinker
wow, that sure is a funny name he has.... Panda
It may be, that he just realized most science is false in numerous claims.
Kind of like when they say the earth goes around the sun....
Ptolemy did not think so. And since they have no fixed point in space,
they still cannot prove it. Its just still a theory.
2Ptolemy.
Lat. Claudius Ptol•e•mae•us \'tal-e-"me-es\. 2d century A.D. Astronomer,
mathematician, and geographer of Alexandria. His Megale Syntaxis tes
Astronomias, commonly known as Almagest from title of Arabic
translation, described a system (Ptolemaic system) of astronomy and
geography based on theory that the sun, planets, and stars revolve
around the earth. His Geography contained an estimate of size of the
earth, description of its surface, and list of places located by
latitude and longitude. Also wrote Analemma and Planisphaerium on
geometry, Optica on optical phenomena, and Harmonica on music.
(C)1996 Zane Publishing, Inc. and Merriam-Webster, Incorporated. All
rights reserved
rogerspo...@gmail.com
Anonymous Remailer (austria)
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> wow, that sure is a funny name he has.... Panda
>
> It may be, that he just realized most science is false in numerous claims.
>
> Kind of like when they say the earth goes around the sun....
> Ptolemy did not think so. And since they have no fixed point in space,
> they still cannot prove it. Its just still a theory.
suppose you do help to show what kooks some others are who come up
with the "It's just a theory," comment.
Colonel Bleep <bl...@zerozeroisland.invalid>
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ho...@lightlink.com
> wow, that sure is a funny name he has.... Panda
>
> It may be, that he just realized most science is false in numerous claims.
>
> Kind of like when they say the earth goes around the sun....
so because it is smaller.
What is not true is that jupiter etc goes round the earth
in a parallel orbit with the other planets or the moon.
Velocity is not absolute, but acceleation is, Ptolmey's view
is simply wrong.
Being a God fearing Catholic is not doing much for your brain,
and you get to the Pearly Gates, the jury will be out on
your for a LONG time.
Homer