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Darla Vladschyk

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Mar 12, 2009, 3:43:57 AM3/12/09
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"Ready for my close-up, Professor Hawking!"

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20126911.300-our-world-may-be-a-giant-hologram.html?full=true&print=true


"...For many months, the GEO600 team-members had been scratching their
heads over inexplicable noise that is plaguing their giant detector.
Then, out of the blue, a researcher approached them with an
explanation. In fact, he had even predicted the noise before he knew
they were detecting it. According to Craig Hogan, a physicist at the
Fermilab particle physics lab in Batavia, Illinois, GEO600 has
stumbled upon the fundamental limit of space-time - the point where
space-time stops behaving like the smooth continuum Einstein described
and instead dissolves into "grains", just as a newspaper photograph
dissolves into dots as you zoom in. "It looks like GEO600 is being
buffeted by the microscopic quantum convulsions of space-time," says
Hogan.

If this doesn't blow your socks off, then Hogan, who has just been
appointed director of Fermilab's Center for Particle Astrophysics, has
an even bigger shock in store: "If the GEO600 result is what I suspect
it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram."

Darla
Nova Scotia, Canada
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Adam Funk

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Mar 12, 2009, 8:40:10 AM3/12/09
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On 2009-03-12, Darla Vladschyk wrote:

>
>
> "Ready for my close-up, Professor Hawking!"
>
> http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20126911.300-our-world-may-be-a-giant-hologram.html?full=true&print=true
>
>
> "...For many months, the GEO600 team-members had been scratching their
> heads over inexplicable noise that is plaguing their giant detector.

Crickets in the space modulator.

> Then, out of the blue, a researcher approached them with an
> explanation. In fact, he had even predicted the noise before he knew
> they were detecting it.

He must have read _Exterminator!_.


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Glenn Knickerbocker

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Mar 12, 2009, 9:37:48 AM3/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:40:10 +0000, Adam Funk wrote:
>Crickets in the space modulator.

OM IS A HOLOGRAM!

madge

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Mar 12, 2009, 12:00:25 PM3/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:43:57 -0000, Darla Vladschyk <Darl...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> "If the GEO600 result is what I suspect
> it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram."
>
> Darla
> Nova Scotia, Canada

Holograms are soooo Seventies. I think he meant to say "We are all living
in a closed loop Universal Social Networking Webservice" which is soooo
noughties. Click on My Friend button.

<flash>
+---------------+
| Click here to |
| join Madges |
| loopy Universe|
+---------------+
</flash>

Otto Bahn

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Mar 12, 2009, 12:44:04 PM3/12/09
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"madge" <spammail...@yahoo.com> wrote

>> "If the GEO600 result is what I suspect
>> it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram."
>>
>> Darla
>> Nova Scotia, Canada
>
> Holograms are soooo Seventies. I think he meant to say "We are all living in a closed loop Universal Social Networking
> Webservice" which is soooo noughties. Click on My Friend button.
>
> <flash>
> +---------------+
> | Click here to |
> | join Madges |
> | loopy Universe|
> +---------------+
> </flash>

I wouldn't join any universe that would have me.

--oTTo-- <--- Existing without consent


Lots42

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Mar 12, 2009, 12:52:40 PM3/12/09
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On Mar 12, 2:43 am, Darla Vladschyk <Darla4...@Gmail.com> wrote:

> If this doesn't blow your socks off, then Hogan, who has just been
> appointed director of Fermilab's Center for Particle Astrophysics, has
> an even bigger shock in store: "If the GEO600 result is what I suspect
> it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram."
>
> Darla
> Nova Scotia, Canada

If you tilt your head to the left, I am in a different action pose.

dearcilla

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Mar 13, 2009, 12:37:11 AM3/13/09
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"No one knows what it would mean for us if we really do live in a
hologram, yet theorists have good reasons to believe that many aspects
of the holographic principle are true."

If NO ONE knows what it MEANS, it's not a scientific theory. It's word
salad.

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Otto Bahn

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Mar 13, 2009, 11:32:25 AM3/13/09
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"Thomas Mertz" <t...@example.com> wrote

>> Holograms are soooo Seventies. I think he meant to say "We are all living
>> in a closed loop Universal Social Networking Webservice" which is soooo
>> noughties. Click on My Friend button.
>

> I'm Clicking on My Friend RIGHT NOW IYKWIM!!!

I'm just clicking on a friend (doot doot-doot do-do)

--oTTo--


Bill Marcum

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Mar 21, 2009, 1:30:36 PM3/21/09
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On 2009-03-12, Darla Vladschyk <Darl...@Gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> If this doesn't blow your socks off, then Hogan, who has just been
> appointed director of Fermilab's Center for Particle Astrophysics, has
> an even bigger shock in store: "If the GEO600 result is what I suspect
> it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram."
>
Maybe it's really a giant Magic Eye picture. You have to cross your eyes
just right...

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