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Bereishith (Genesis)

"In the beginning, G-d Created the Heavens and the earth." [1:1]
"All the rest is commentary!"
Louis H. Albert

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw 
 
"A glass cat catches no mice."
Joe Denholm 
 
 "A mind once stretched by new thoughts can never regain its original shape."
Albert Einstein

"So we really ought to look into theories that don't work, and science that isn't science."
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"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."
Richard Feynman

 
"The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change. "
    FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers

"I don't care to belong to any social organization  which will accepts me as a member."
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"I find television very educational. Every times someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book."
 Groucho Marx  
 
"Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule."
    Friedrich Nietzshe,
Epigram 156, Beyond Good and Evil

"The telephone is the greatest single enemy of scholarship; for what our intellectual forebears used to inscribe in ink now goes once over a wire into permanent oblivion."
Stephen Jay Gould  
 
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
     Vice President Dan Quayle
while speaking to the United Negro College Fund, 5/9/89
     has been added to Bartlett's `Familiar Quotations'. (reported in Esquire, 8/92) (reported in the NY Times, 12/9/92)
(And I have trouble reading and writing with my  Aphasia! Louis H. Albert )

"Strange! that a Man who has wit enough to write a Satire should have folly enough to publish it."
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"A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one,"
                                          Benjamin Franklin

"Time has only a relative existence."
Carlyle
(1795-1881) 
 
"It is unsound and contradictory to expect that which has never been done, can be done, except by means which have never yet been tried."
Francis Bacon
Novum Organum

"The perspective is realist because it assumes that causal relationships exist outside of the human mind, and it is critical - realist because it assumes that these valid causal relationships cannot be perceived with total accuracy by our imperfect sensory and intellective capacities. And the perspective is evolutionary because it assumes a special survival value to knowing about causes and, is particular, about manipulable causes."
Thomas D. Cook
Donald T. Campbell
Quasi-Experimentation
Design & Analysis Issues for Field Settings

"Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are more importance than values.  That is to say, their own ideas and other people's values."
Gerald Brenan
 British writer (1894-1987)

"In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; are for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
M. L. Mencken

 
 "If one assents to Simon’s definition of “a natural science [an being] a body of knowledge about class of things - objects or phenomena - in the wold: about the characteristics and properties that they have; about how they behave and interact with each other,” then natural science would be viewed as a descriptive process. However, the social sciences not only fell this descriptive role, but perform a prescrptive one as well.  This is especially true of the policy sciences of policy analysis from its ex ante."
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"As I stated earlier, the problem definition or structuring aspect of the policy analysis process is not an isolated event.  In order for this process to proceed, the defining process must join with the total policy process.  Ackoff claims that a problem is “solved” when its value outcome is maximized.  When a policy maker “satisfies,” as opposed to maximizes, then he claims the problem has been resolved.  One dissolves a problem when the values are no longer meaningful within the framework of alterative.  Wildavsky describes this process as a “route” that the process travels.  Going bact to my original metaphor of the macrame knot, it is the twisting of the threads together that brings the problem to definition and ultimate solution."
Louis H. Albert

 "We have passed from anger about what's going on in our political system to cynicism and alienation."
David L. Boren
               President of the University of Oklahoma

 
"Who's on first. What's on second, I Don't Know is one third..."
Bud (William) Abbott (1895-1974)
Lou Costello (Louis Francls Criatlleo 1906-1956)

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."
A. J. Liebling
  U.S. journalist, author  (1904-1963)

"To the living we owe respect, but the dead we owe only the truth."
Voltalre
French philsopher, writer (1694 - 1778) 
"Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile."
Albert Schweitzer

"It is better to be lucky than to be good!"
Louis H. Albert

"The idea, which constitutes the actual being of the human mind, is not simple, but compounded of a great number of ideas."
Benedict de Spinoza
Philosopher and theologian (1632-1677)

March 7, 1998
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