I LOVE CANADA...
Smitty2112
I LOTHE CANADA
for giving us Avril Lavigne...
Smitty2112
"Smitty2112" <nos...@fspam.com> wrote in message
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Scott Rogers
Kirk AND Scotty, Max Headroom, Max Webster, and Max Fleisher just to
name a few!
Scott
(oh, and me! Please, call me Max.)
Mike Smith
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> We also gave you Pamela Anderson,
Diseased plastic blow-up doll who fucks trailer trash.
> Alex Trebek
Uptight pussy.
> Michael J Fox
Defective. (sorry... ;-)
> Captain Kirk AND Scotty
Scotty! I'm! Over! Acting! Again!
Sorry, Cap'n, I just canna take no more!
> Max Headroom
Flash in the pan.
> Max Webster
Sucks.
> and Max Fleisher
Who?
Ya shoulda quit while you were (way) ahead with Rush, there. ^_^
--
Mike Smith
Squeetus
>
> We also gave you Pamela Anderson, Alex Trebek, Michael J Fox, Captain
> Kirk AND Scotty, Max Headroom, Max Webster, and Max Fleisher just to
> name a few!
>
Max Headroom, Max Webster and Kim Mitchell are all fine products from
our northern neighbors. As for the rest on your brief list, you should
be asking for forgiveness for them.
Matthew D. Sullivan
wrote:
>for giving us Rush!!!
>
>
>I LOTHE CANADA
>for giving us Avril Lavigne...
Avril Lavigne is not quite as embarassing as having produced Celine
Dion, Terry Jacks, Jean Chretien,...
-Matt S
philt2112
> Dion,
>Terry Jacks, Jean Chretien,...
uhh, who?
Phil
-Kill the Wabbit to reply
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JLAudio
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> for giving us Rush!!!
and a place to go when the suicide bombers arrive here.
> I LOTHE CANADA
> for giving us Avril Lavigne...
and the Kids in The Hall and Tom Green.
Handover Phist
of Re: I LOVE CANADA...:
> "Scott Rogers" <sc...@sound-ideas.com> wrote in message
> news:3DDE5B72...@sound-ideas.com...
>
>> We also gave you Pamela Anderson,
>
> Diseased plastic blow-up doll who fucks trailer trash.
Sorry you dont qualify.
>> Alex Trebek
>
> Uptight pussy.
That's where I like to be!
>> Michael J Fox
>
> Defective. (sorry... ;-)
Shaken, not stirred, its a _good_ thing! ;)
>> Captain Kirk AND Scotty
>
> Scotty! I'm! Over! Acting! Again!
> Sorry, Cap'n, I just canna take no more!
Can you blame Kirk, I mean, all those times he was beamed up Scotty....
>> Max Headroom
>
> Flash in the pan.
Someones gotta be. Didjya enjoy it?
>> Max Webster
>
> Sucks.
Dont listen. How about BTO? Barenaked Ladies? The X files? Backbacon?
Maple syrup? Moose?
>> and Max Fleisher
>
> Who?
>
> Ya shoulda quit while you were (way) ahead with Rush, there. ^_^
Well, the point is we *give* better than we *get*.
> --
> Mike Smith
>
>
--
Fri Sep 6 01:08:43 ~># fortune
The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.
Smitty2112
Smitty2112
"JLAudio" <len...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Kids in the hall rule...why did Tom Green "retire?" He hasn't done anything
worth a shit since his marrage/divorce to Girdy.
Max C. Webster III
>> Max Webster
>
>Sucks.
Maybe, but Mike Smith swallows.
- Max -
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Oh, you meant Kim and the boys!
Nevermind!
Giovanni
"philt2112" <ph...@mindspringWABBITT.net> schreef in bericht
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> > Avril Lavigne is not quite as embarassing as having produced
Celine
> > Dion,
> I'll give you that one.
>
> >Terry Jacks,
>
We had joy, we had fun, we had Seasons in the Sun.
Yes, I know, it hurts. And it will be running around your brain all
day.........muhahahahaha. (too bad how Jacks butchered Jaques Brel's
original "Le Moribond" which I quite like)
philt2112
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
oh well, its almost time to go get in afternoon traffic. plenty of time to
blast that song right out of my head with our favorite trio.
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Mike Smith
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> Mike Smith done said:
>
> >> Max Webster
> >
> >Sucks.
>
> Maybe, but Mike Smith swallows.
Well, there go al those rumors (erm, *rumours*) about Canuckistanians being
more polite that other people, eh? ;-P
--
Mike Smith
Mike Smith
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> To obtain enlightnment,Mike Smith spewed thusly
> of Re: I LOVE CANADA...:
> > "Scott Rogers" <sc...@sound-ideas.com> wrote in message
> > news:3DDE5B72...@sound-ideas.com...
> >
> >> We also gave you Pamela Anderson,
> >
> > Diseased plastic blow-up doll who fucks trailer trash.
>
> Sorry you dont qualify.
Fuckin A right, I don't qualify. If I ever stoop that low, just shoot me.
> >> Max Headroom
> >
> > Flash in the pan.
>
> Someones gotta be. Didjya enjoy it?
Sure, when I was twelve. Since then, the bloom has come off the rose a bit.
> >> Max Webster
> >
> > Sucks.
>
> Dont listen.
I don't.
> How about BTO?
Sucks.
> Barenaked Ladies?
OK, there's *one*. Whoopadee-doo.
> The X files?
Used to be good, now sucks.
> Backbacon?
> Maple syrup? Moose?
We have all those in Amerika, you know.
>
> Well, the point is we *give* better than we *get*.
Head, maybe... ;-P
--
Mike Smith
Mike Smith
>
> why did Tom Green "retire?"
He finally realized how badly he sucks? I mean, even Jason Lee couldn't
make him funny.
--
Mike Smith
Max C. Webster III
>"Max C. Webster III" wrote:
>
>> Mike Smith done said:
>>
>> >> Max Webster
>> >
>> >Sucks.
>>
>> Maybe, but Mike Smith swallows.
>
>Well, there go al those rumors (erm, *rumours*) about Canuckistanians being
>more polite that other people, eh? ;-P
Hey! You are you calling a Canuckistanian!?!? I'm Uh-merkin, you Damnyankee!
I ain't polite to nobody (thread-merge -- that's why Neil moved to California,
eh?).
Although . . .
The project manager in the office next door is a Canadian ex-pat. When I got
back to the office today, there was a gift in my chair from his last trip to
The Holy Land (TO). It's a touque, and honest-to-Ged Canadian touque -- it
even has the word Canada and two (count 'em, two!) maple leafs embroidered into
it.
I think I'll sit on the deck tonight and wear it while nursing a Crown Royal
and enjoying a nice Cuban (which are legal in Canada, eh).
- Max -
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With my new official Canadian touque,
I'll automatically be a gorgeous, well-hung
stud, eh, Dog?
Jay
Don't forget Shania Twain is fun to look at!
I also have to add my favourite comedian of all time... John Candy!!!
Jay
"Smitty2112" <nos...@fspam.com> wrote in message
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Mike Smith
> Mike Smith done said:
>
>>"Max C. Webster III" wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Mike Smith done said:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Max Webster
>>>>
>>>>Sucks.
>>>
>>>Maybe, but Mike Smith swallows.
>>
>>Well, there go al those rumors (erm, *rumours*) about Canuckistanians being
>>more polite that other people, eh? ;-P
>
> Hey! You are you calling a Canuckistanian!?!? I'm Uh-merkin, you Damnyankee!
> I ain't polite to nobody (thread-merge -- that's why Neil moved to California,
> eh?).
Oops, for some reason I get you and McConnell mixed up.
> With my new official Canadian touque,
> I'll automatically be a gorgeous, well-hung
> stud, eh, Dog?
Naw, just your head. ;-P
--
Mike Smith
Jeff Blanks
>>Jean Chretien,...
>uhh, who?
Uhh, just the *Prime Minister of Canada*, actually, who his own party is
largely kinda sick of, AIUI, but he's announced his intention to step down
in, uh, just under a year and a half now.
--
"Composers tend to think that most people really care a lot
about music. Well, most people don't." --Aaron Copland
Max C. Webster III
>Max C. Webster III wrote:
>
>> Mike Smith done said:
>>
>>>"Max C. Webster III" wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Mike Smith done said:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>Max Webster
>>>>>
>>>>>Sucks.
>>>>
>>>>Maybe, but Mike Smith swallows.
>>>
>>>Well, there go al those rumors (erm, *rumours*) about Canuckistanians being
>>>more polite that other people, eh? ;-P
>>
>> Hey! You are you calling a Canuckistanian!?!? I'm Uh-merkin, you
>Damnyankee!
>> I ain't polite to nobody (thread-merge -- that's why Neil moved to
>California,
>> eh?).
>
>Oops, for some reason I get you and McConnell mixed up.
McConnell's Canadian? Man, I really new a program -- I don't know who anyone
is anymore!
- Max -
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What a minute . . . he's in Pennsylvania!
Barfolomew
III) wrote:
>What a minute . . . he's in Pennsylvania!
I thought he was in Wichita.
Barfolomew "I'm my own best friend"
NOT an inmate!
email me at: barf->at<-altmusicrush.com
www.altmusicrush.com/faq.html Do yourself a favor:
Read it before posting. The baboons show no mercy.
Max C. Webster III
>Max C. Webster III wrote:
>
>>What a minute . . . he's in Pennsylvania!
>
>I thought he was in Wichita.
I'm an Uh-merkin. What the hell do I know about geography!?!
I made an assumption based on his email addy.
- Max -
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Jack, relax. Get busy with the faqs.
Mike Smith
>
> McConnell's Canadian? Man, I really new a program -- I don't know who anyone
> is anymore!
Dammit, then who am I thinking of? (No, not PM.)
--
Mike Smith
Mike Smith
> Mike Smith done said:
>>
>>Oops, for some reason I get you and McConnell mixed up.
>
> McConnell's Canadian? Man, I really new a program -- I don't know who anyone
> is anymore!
Sullivan! Sullivan! *That's* who I'm thinking of! (For what reason, I
dunno.) Sheesh, I'm going fucking senile.
--
Mike Smith
Rob McIntyre
> Kids in the hall rule...why did Tom Green "retire?" He hasn't done anything
> worth a shit since his marrage/divorce to Girdy.
I've watched Tom Green here in Ottawa on cable for years and I always
thought he needed some direction. He didn't know when to stop a bit
and just went on and on until it wasn't funny anymore.
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Matthew D. Sullivan
<mike.UNDER...@acm.DOT.org> wrote:
>Sullivan! Sullivan! *That's* who I'm thinking of! (For what reason, I
>dunno.) Sheesh, I'm going fucking senile.
I am AMR's token Canadian, for the purposes of appealing to a wide
voter demographic.
-Matt S.
bilbal@hotmail
Laurel
Don't forget "The Frantics"!!!