CALL FOR NOMINATIONS: Usenet Ghoul of the Year
Cujo DeSockpuppet
Please be aware that the election and results are only official when I
fucking well say they are official. Deal.
The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
Header should read thus:
NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks and make
the effort to poast it into alt.fucknozzles if you can.
Please provide all nominated candidates with some supporting reason for
the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a nomination and
seconding to be eligible for this years award.
Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Hail Petitmorte!
"When the students and newsgroups and world is ready, the master appears"
- Edmond Wollmann, trying ever so hard to be modest.
Noodles Jefferson
DeSockpuppet took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
wow"...
> It's that time again!
>
> Please be aware that the election and results are only official when I
> fucking well say they are official. Deal.
>
> The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
>
> Header should read thus:
>
> NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
>
> Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks and make
> the effort to poast it into alt.fucknozzles if you can.
>
> Please provide all nominated candidates with some supporting reason for
> the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
>
> Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a nomination and
> seconding to be eligible for this years award.
>
> Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
>
> Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
>
>
Will this award also be known as "The Sollog"?
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
NP: "Icicle" (Tour Rehearsal) -- Tori Amos
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
Darkwing
"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:dquc3g$pv7$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> It's that time again!
>
> Please be aware that the election and results are only official when I
> fucking well say they are official. Deal.
>
> The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
>
> Header should read thus:
>
> NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
>
> Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks and make
> the effort to poast it into alt.fucknozzles if you can.
>
> Please provide all nominated candidates with some supporting reason for
> the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
>
> Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a nomination and
> seconding to be eligible for this years award.
>
> Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
>
> Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
>
I nominate Cameron - Callistus Valerius, he was quite vocal after the death
of Ramona Bell.
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DW
Cujo DeSockpuppet
news:MPG.1e3c77ca7...@news.alt.net:
> In article <dquc3g$pv7$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, Cujo
> DeSockpuppet took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> wow"...
>
>> It's that time again!
>>
>> Please be aware that the election and results are only official when
>> I fucking well say they are official. Deal.
>>
>> The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
>>
>> Header should read thus:
>>
>> NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
>>
>> Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks and
>> make the effort to poast it into alt.fucknozzles if you can.
>>
>> Please provide all nominated candidates with some supporting reason
>> for the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
>>
>> Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a nomination
>> and seconding to be eligible for this years award.
>>
>> Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
>>
>> Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
>>
>>
>
> Will this award also be known as "The Sollog"?
If Turdi wins a second time in a row, it'd be pretty hard to justify
that. Besides, SOLLOG is sitting in a Philly jail for months and hasn't
been able to make a run for the crown this year.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Hail Petitmorte!
"You must mean every time I type? I get 100 dollars an hour to open my
mouth and convey my truth." - Eddieee, wondering why nobody calls him.
Noodles Jefferson
"The Turdies!"
It's a natural. We must make this happen.
Ms. B. Haven
<cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>It's that time again!
>
>Please be aware that the election and results are only official when I
>fucking well say they are official. Deal.
>
>The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
>
>Header should read thus:
>
>NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
>
>Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks and make
>the effort to poast it into alt.fucknozzles if you can.
>
>Please provide all nominated candidates with some supporting reason for
>the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
>
>Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a nomination and
>seconding to be eligible for this years award.
>
>Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
>
>Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
What are the requirements for this prestigious honor?
Cujo DeSockpuppet
news:32j5t1d9ab8q4avts...@4ax.com:
I'm glad you asked!
From my post on 1/10/2005:
>What is a ghoul on Usenet?
> Someone who tries to make a few points, bucks or converts off the
> suffering of others in the face of a tragedy.
> A quick example is someone claiming they predicted the 911 thing,
> Princess Di or the results of something criminal like a mass murderer.
> The success of this attempt is not relevant, there's plenty of failures
> to go around. Just because they failed is no reason to discount the
> effort. That's why they're fucking kooks too."
"Dr." Louis Turdi even offered to ship over copies of his annual
Moonpower book to the tsunami victims in Asia. This probably pushed him
over the top in last years election.
Please be sure to cite the net.ghoulery when nominating your ghoul and be
sure to follow up during the voting.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Hail Petitmorte!
"Would you translate that into K00KSPEKE so I can understand it?" -
Raytard Murphy admits his failure to communicate.
Ms. B. Haven
<cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
So it has to be online ghoulery, huh? If it wasn't, I'd say Wacko was
a shoe-in with the Katrina single announcement and the continued hype
of its "imminent release".
(a.f snecked 'cause my newsserver doesn't carry it))
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
"Ms. B. Haven" <uh...@noway.compost> wrote in message
news:3jo5t1du98u0m99r9...@4ax.com...
Hmmmm. Let's see... sPamboK0TY2005 makes fun of rape, animal abuse, child
abuse, Alzheimer's and cancer. Would that qualify or is she still a minor
player as far as ghoulery goes?
Cujo DeSockpuppet
news:43d2e8a6$1...@newspeer2.tds.net:
Spermwhale was on the ballot last year, silly. She even beat out SOLLOG
for sheer ghoulery. She was qualified last year, I can't see it being any
different this year. In fact, she's far more qualified this year.
Look at the qualifications again: " Someone who tries to make a few
points, bucks or converts off the suffering of others in the face of a
tragedy."
sPammy certainly does the first.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Hail Petitmorte!
"I haven't been refuted, defeated, or even minimalized yet, I have been
called names and attempts have been made to redefine my 50 years of
brilliance because of the envy of my lesser harassers, that's all."
- 47YO Ed "Pantyhead" Wollmann still can't count.
Noodles Jefferson
wow"...
> Ms. B. Haven <uh...@noway.compost> wrote in
That was so moving. I still tear up thinking about it.
> This probably pushed him
> over the top in last years election.
>
> Please be sure to cite the net.ghoulery when nominating your ghoul and be
> sure to follow up during the voting.
>
>
--
You can't really see me
iRAN, iRAN so far away???
Hey, you could always go to Dkos and rerape women who have already been
raped, or gang raped.
Maybe that'd be fun, eh, ?
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Here you go, Double-Anus, your chance to shine - out of both orifices.
Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" <mbb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
news:1137905873....@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Are you accussing Bob Officer being the Double-A(nus)?
>
Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger
"Noodles Jefferson" <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e3cc3de1...@news.alt.net...
Do you cry using your dripping noodle or your luppy jiffyson?
Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger
It puzzles me that you are obviously so hated and you do it even more like
there is no tomorrow.
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
especially children, for her glee and participation in the f'loon harassment
of a molested child, for her unfailing misunderstanding of what "animal
abuse" actually consists of, for her pathetic spewage at calling a cancer
patient too "disgusting" for molestation, for her delight in championing
pedophiles (with bonus consideration added for harboring her own pet pedo in
her very own home simultaneously), for her sociopathic gall when thinking of
rapes and beatings of children as just fodder for her filthy,
pedo-supporting posts, I nominate Pamef'loonK0TY (Pamela Kay Russell) for
Usenet Ghoul of the Year.
Seconds?
Art Deco
>It's that time again!
>
>Please be aware that the election and results are only official when I
>fucking well say they are official. Deal.
>
>The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
>
>Header should read thus:
>
>NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
>
>Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks and make
>the effort to poast it into alt.fucknozzles if you can.
>
>Please provide all nominated candidates with some supporting reason for
>the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
>
>Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a nomination and
>seconding to be eligible for this years award.
>
>Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
>
>Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
I nominate Mr. Louis Quacki for Ghoul of the Year for obvious reasons.
Any seconds?
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald KarczewskiŠ, usenet "christ"
"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
"de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies" <vol...@tds.net> wrote in message
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Cujo DeSockpuppet
news:220120060953203252%art_...@127.0.0.1:
f1><0r3d subject line.
> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
>>It's that time again!
>>
>>Please be aware that the election and results are only official when I
>>fucking well say they are official. Deal.
>>
>>The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
>>
>>Header should read thus:
>>
>>NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
>>
>>Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks and
>>make the effort to poast it into alt.fucknozzles if you can.
>>
>>Please provide all nominated candidates with some supporting reason
>>for the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
>>
>>Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a nomination
>>and seconding to be eligible for this years award.
>>
>>Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
>>
>>Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
>
> I nominate Mr. Louis Quacki for Ghoul of the Year for obvious reasons.
>
> Any seconds?
>
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Hail Petitmorte!
"As for being a kook - we all kook, some kook better than others. And I
surely kook better than you." - Ilya Shambat on his own sanity.
Ms. B. Haven
Gladly seconded!
Pam totally OWNS a broken down Rolls
Seconds? Hell, I third, fourth and fifth the nomination!
Archie Leach
>In article <dr0nbf$dlm$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
>> Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in
>> news:220120060953203252%art_...@127.0.0.1:
>>
>> f1><0r3d subject line.
>>
>> > Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >>It's that time again!
>> >>
>> >>Please be aware that the election and results are only official when I
>> >>fucking well say they are official. Deal.
>> >>
>> >>The format for nominations is the same as the AUK awards.
>> >>
>> >>Header should read thus:
>> >>
>> >>NOMINATION: [ghoul name] for Ghoul of the Year.
>> >>
>> >>Please make sure the nominations are poasted in alt.usenet.kooks and
>> >>make the effort to poast it into alt.fucknozzles if you can.
>> >>
>> >>Please provide all nominated candidates with some supporting reason
>> >>for the readers to have a compelling reason to second and vote.
>> >>
>> >>Louie "Dr." Turdi was last years winner but will require a nomination
>> >>and seconding to be eligible for this years award.
>> >>
>> >>Nominations will close on February 3 at 11:59pm PST.
>> >>
>> >>Stay tuned for the Official Ballot immediately after that.
>> >
>> > I nominate Mr. Louis Quacki for Ghoul of the Year for obvious reasons.
>> >
>> > Any seconds?
>
>Turi didn't predict this second.
Turdi didn't predict this response to your seconding.
copyright ARCHIE LEACH
"On Wordscreens of the World"
"Dolf Boek" <dolf...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>You are participating within sexual racialisms in which Australians
>routinely engage!
Noodles Jefferson
can't really see me took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said "Oh wow"...
Wow, that pretty much came out of nowhere. Now I guess we know what you
think about when you're home alone, huh?
>
> Maybe that'd be fun, eh, ?
I don't know. Would it?
Noodles Jefferson
Ranger took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
Tasty flowers bug the butt king.
Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger
What a autotrophic view. Why not surrender and obey the speakking.
Daedalus
Turdi didn't predict his inability to predict my obvious contribution
to this thread.
Jade
Archie Leach
Turdi didn't predict my total agreement with your response to my
previous posting in this thread.
Cujo DeSockpuppet
news:7p1bt1141p8gimpbl...@4ax.com:
Turdi didn't postdict winning the award last year.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Hail Petitmorte!
"I am a good counselor WITHOUT any degree." - Ed speaks TRVTH.
Archie Leach
Daedalus
<archieUNDERS...@hot.mail.com>, wrote:
Turdi didn't postict his pathetic book sales out of shae.
Jade