The Karma sutras dictionary
Peter
The Teabagging
The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead
whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase "Who's
your daddy?"
The Houdini
Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and
spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast
is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how
you managed it.
The Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of
her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an
angry dragon.
Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a
girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your
favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head
vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect.
A great way to impress your friends.
Dirty Sanchez
A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert
your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her
upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone
whose name is Dirty Sanchez.
The Donkey Punch
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your
dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the
neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the
penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
The Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some
chick, right when you're about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest
lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your
jizz!
The Flying Camel
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her
on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without
using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical
seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long
shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly
a classy move.
The Screwnicorn
When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at
her partner like a crazed unicorn.
The Zombie Mask
While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore,
tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little
eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good
weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state
of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room
with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
anonymous
haha, what a crack up!
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Ruley
Go the Flaming Amazon!!!!!!!