I'm getting bored
PAZUZU
The Prof From Hell wrote:
>
> Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
> MINUTE, you hear?
>
> John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell
Sorry to disappoint you John, Gareth has a girlfriend. He *is not*
looking for a boyfriend.
PAZUZU
The Prof From Hell
PAZUZU <djc...@ma.ultranet.com> wrote:
>PAZUZU
Fool. I'm his mother.
John Cooper
The Prof From Hell
and now...
The Golden Boy
FOA, FAWC
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
The Prof From Hell
Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
MINUTE, you hear?
John Cooper
PAZUZU
The Prof From Hell wrote:
>
> PAZUZU <djc...@ma.ultranet.com> wrote:
>
> >The Prof From Hell wrote:
> >>
> >> MINUTE, you hear?
> >>
> >> John Cooper
>
> >Sorry to disappoint you John, Gareth has a girlfriend. He *is not*
> >looking for a boyfriend.
>
> >PAZUZU
>
> Fool. I'm his mother.
>
> John Cooper
Now I have seen it all, The Pedaphile From Hell in drag, thinking he is
Gareth's mother. Performing on a stool, a sight to make you drool, the
pedaphile and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.
PAZUZU
The Prof From Hell
"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
>>MINUTE, you hear?
>>
>>
>> John Cooper
>>The Prof From Hell
>> and now...
>> The Golden Boy
>> FOA, FAWC
>>
>>Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
>>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>>
>This guy is trying to come onto me, he's even giving orders. S&M no
>doubt!
>Another fucking pervert, can't seem to get shot of them knowadays!
>--
>Gareth
>President: HFW Inc.
>-------------------------
>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
*Know*adays?
John Cooper
The Prof from Hell
FOA, FAWC
and now...
The Golden Boy
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
Gareth HFW Inc.
buha...@pacbell.net
The Prof From Hell wrote:
>
>
> >**********
> >John Cooper wrote: (snipped for brevity)
> >> Your book on killing was supposed to be funny, I guess, but you ought
> >> to have brushed up on your anatomy and physiology before writing it.
> >> Your pose in that photo was a howl, too. Overall, you come across as
> >> an ignorant, somewhat demented halfwit. Again, I invite a read. Tour
> >> the thing, y'all. It's amazing. Reminds me of the parody Web page
> >> with every conceivable fuckup.
>
> >> John Cooper
> >> The Prof from Hell
> >> FOA, FAWC
> >> and now...
> >Coop: Went and took the tour (detour?)...Yer right! What a howl!
>
> >Boo-ha-zhur
>
> Yo, baby. Did you catch the bit about pliers, the jugular vein and
> 15-20 minutes? I wonder what he thinks veins do. I'm proposing for a
> "Worst of the Web" award. Help the dickhead get famous.
>
> John Cooper
> The Prof from Hell
> FOA, FAWC
> The Golden Boy
>
> For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.*********
He's got my vote.
Boo-ha-zhur
Gareth HFW Inc.
>>> MINUTE, you hear?
>>>
>>> John Cooper
>
>>Sorry to disappoint you John, Gareth has a girlfriend. He *is not*
>>looking for a boyfriend.
>
>>PAZUZU
>
>Fool. I'm his mother.
>
>
>
>The Prof From Hell
> The Golden Boy
>
>Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>
This Proff is seriously deranged as well as queer. He thinks he's a woman
now!
Scott
In article <3274A8...@ma.ultranet.com>, PAZUZU
<djc...@ma.ultranet.com> writes
> John Cooper
>> The Pedaphile From Hell
John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell John Cooper
> The Pedaphile From Hell
--
Scott
Turnpike evaluation. For Turnpike information, mailto:in...@turnpike.com
The Prof From Hell
"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>PAZUZU <djc...@ma.ultranet.com> wrote:
>>
>>>The Prof From Hell wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
>>>> MINUTE, you hear?
>>>>
>>>> John Cooper
>>>> The Pedaphile From Hell
>>
>>>Sorry to disappoint you John, Gareth has a girlfriend. He *is not*
>>>looking for a boyfriend.
>>
>>>PAZUZU
>>
>>Fool. I'm his mother.
>>
>>
>>
>> John Cooper
>>The Prof From Hell
>> and now...
>> The Golden Boy
>> FOA, FAWC
>>
>>Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
>>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>>
>This Proff is seriously deranged as well as queer. He thinks he's a woman
>now!
>--
>Gareth
>President: HFW Inc.
>-------------------------
>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
Yawn. Fuck. OK, punk, time for work.
When I found out we were to be invaded by some FamePros summoned by
Teresa and/or Scott I figured it was gonna be Stain, CHRIST SODOMIZER
or one of their ilk. I should have known that our class clowns would
exhibit their normal level of competence, and succeed in luring some
sort of wannabe clubby. I don't know much yet about your other guys,
but you, sport, are more of an item of humor than anything else.
Web pages, especially vanity Web pages, tell the world too much about
their creators. That's why they tend to get the laughs they get.
Sort of reveal the "real you" without your permission, in terms of
what you think is important, your comparative level of education and
knowledge, what you want out of life and so forth. Not a good idea
for a "FlameLord", as your misguided but brighter (*and* pageless)
buddy PAZUZU would probably tell you if he weren't locked into the
game. So let's go over and take a look.
You're a graduate of an electronics engineering honors program. I
suppose anything's possible, but you know how the Net is; the guy
you're talking to could actually be the family pet.
I don't know if the educational system in the UK has degraded as far
as ours, but if you went through a university honors program
successfully it must have truly gone to hell in a handbasket. You
spell like old people fuck and your other writing skills are a joke.
I envite a reading of your "peoms." I'll probably provide one. I
mean, an engineer is a techie, but come on. You even misspelled your
fucking recruitment notice.
But then, you're an honors program engineer whose page links don't
work. You really pump gas, right?
Your book on killing was supposed to be funny, I guess, but you ought
to have brushed up on your anatomy and physiology before writing it.
Your pose in that photo was a howl, too. Overall, you come across as
an ignorant, somewhat demented halfwit. Again, I invite a read. Tour
the thing, y'all. It's amazing. Reminds me of the parody Web page
with every conceivable fuckup.
I'm glad you provided autobios on everyone who's come to visit along
with you. Saved all of us locals some time. Kinda dumb, though.
Major fucking surprise.
Now, this ain't me, man; I'm just layin' it out. You provided the
chow. No big surprise that your flaming style is repetitive,
unimaginative and less than useful. Take some lessons from your
compatriots, you fucking embecile.
John Cooper
The Prof from Hell
FOA, FAWC
and now...
The Golden Boy
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
buha...@pacbell.net
**********
John Cooper wrote: (snipped for brevity)
> to have brushed up on your anatomy and physiology before writing it.
> Your pose in that photo was a howl, too. Overall, you come across as
> an ignorant, somewhat demented halfwit. Again, I invite a read. Tour
> the thing, y'all. It's amazing. Reminds me of the parody Web page
> with every conceivable fuckup.
> John Cooper
> The Prof from Hell
> FOA, FAWC
> and now...
The Prof From Hell
buha...@pacbell.net wrote:
>Boo-ha-zhur
Yo, baby. Did you catch the bit about pliers, the jugular vein and
15-20 minutes? I wonder what he thinks veins do. I'm proposing for a
"Worst of the Web" award. Help the dickhead get famous.
John Cooper
The Prof from Hell
FOA, FAWC
and now...
The Prof From Hell
buha...@pacbell.net wrote:
>The Prof From Hell wrote:
>>
>> For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.*********
>He's got my vote.
>Boo-ha-zhur
Hop aboard, sport, and have some fun.
BINKy
In article <846501738...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk>,
"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
>>MINUTE, you hear?
>>
>>
>> John Cooper
>>The Prof From Hell
>> and now...
>> The Golden Boy
>> FOA, FAWC
>>
>>Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
>>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>>
>
>This guy is trying to come onto me, he's even giving orders. S&M no
>doubt!
>
>Another fucking pervert, can't seem to get shot of them knowadays!
How is it, all you *would be* flame *specialists*, have to bring a sexual
dimension into your shitpost. It hasn't escaped my attention, that HFW are
an all Boys Brigade - where's the girlies...
--
BINKy
Gareth HFW Inc.
>
>Yawn. Fuck. OK, punk, time for work.
Yawn, time for bordom zzzZZZZZ.
>
>When I found out we were to be invaded by some FamePros summoned by
>Teresa and/or Scott I figured it was gonna be Stain, CHRIST SODOMIZER
>or one of their ilk. I should have known that our class clowns would
>exhibit their normal level of competence, and succeed in luring some
>sort of wannabe clubby. I don't know much yet about your other guys,
>but you, sport, are more of an item of humor than anything else.
>
He keeps trying doesn't he, what a fucking idiot!
>Web pages, especially vanity Web pages, tell the world too much about
>their creators. That's why they tend to get the laughs they get.
>Sort of reveal the "real you" without your permission, in terms of
>what you think is important, your comparative level of education and
>knowledge, what you want out of life and so forth.
Babblr babble .....
>Not a good idea
>for a "FlameLord", as your misguided but brighter (*and* pageless)
>buddy PAZUZU would probably tell you if he weren't locked into the
>game. So let's go over and take a look.
>
This is guy is certainly humourless and un original ... Lets hear some
more of him hopeless banter ;)
>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>
>You're a graduate of an electronics engineering honors program. I
>suppose anything's possible, but you know how the Net is; the guy
>you're talking to could actually be the family pet.
>
You always have to bring animals into this don't you sheep boy?
>I don't know if the educational system in the UK has degraded as far
>as ours, but if you went through a university honors program
>successfully it must have truly gone to hell in a handbasket. You
>spell like old people fuck and your other writing skills are a joke.
This guy suffers from a rare from of stupidity, i think they call it "Lame
boy desease". :)
>I envite a reading of your "peoms." I'll probably provide one. I
>mean, an engineer is a techie, but come on. You even misspelled your
>fucking recruitment notice.
>
Thanks, your a real help. When I get around to it I'll sort it out. Oh
yeah, since your so hot on spelling what the fuck does "envite" mean.
Don't you mean invite? Fucking idiot!
>But then, you're an honors program engineer whose page links don't
>work. You really pump gas, right?
>
Perhaps but I don't pump sheep like you, sheep boy.
>Your book on killing was supposed to be funny, I guess, but you ought
>to have brushed up on your anatomy and physiology before writing it.
>Your pose in that photo was a howl, too. Overall, you come across as
>an ignorant, somewhat demented halfwit. Again, I invite a read. Tour
>the thing, y'all. It's amazing. Reminds me of the parody Web page
>with every conceivable fuckup.
Jelousy will only upset you more. I think it's time you stopped hidding
in the closet and CAME OUT!!!! Homofaggot! ;)
>
>I'm glad you provided autobios on everyone who's come to visit along
>with you. Saved all of us locals some time. Kinda dumb, though.
>Major fucking surprise.
>
I have nothing to hide unlike you who was attracted to the internet
because of the pedephilia connections. People like you degrade humanity -
fucking pervert!
>Now, this ain't me, man; I'm just layin' it out.
What's this a fucked up disclaimer, do me a favour dumb ass.
>You provided the
>chow.
Yeah, difinatly a dumb ass!
>No big surprise that your flaming style is repetitive,
>unimaginative and less than useful.
Speak for yourself woman-boy!
>Take some lessons from your
>compatriots, you fucking embecile.
>
>
>
> John Cooper
>The Prof from Hell
christ! This loser is as bad, if not worse than his bum-chum and long term
lover Tango. Put your school books away geek, this is usenet not sort
univeristy lecture.
Some mother do 'ave em!
Fucking Idiot!
NEXT!!!!!!
--
The Prof From Hell
"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>>>Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
>>>>MINUTE, you hear?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> John Cooper
>>>>The Prof From Hell
>>>> and now...
>>>> The Golden Boy
>>>> FOA, FAWC
>>>>
>>>>Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
>>>>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>>>>
>>
>>>This guy is trying to come onto me, he's even giving orders. S&M no
>>>doubt!
>>
>>>Another fucking pervert, can't seem to get shot of them knowadays!
>>
>>>--
>>
>>>Gareth
>>>President: HFW Inc.
>>>-------------------------
>>>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>>
>>
>>*Know*adays?
>>
>>
>> John Cooper
>>The Prof from Hell
>> FOA, FAWC
>> and now...
>> The Golden Boy
>>
>>Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
>>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>>
>Yes, we've seen it all now. Our little terror Cooper has had to subside
>and start nit picking at grammar. My grammar is shit and I can't spell.
>I don't care, I love taking to piss out of you and all your tosser mates.
> Nothing you say will ever change that, you've already tried and failed
>miserably. You are a failure! HFW Inc. and EOFOA rejoice in the ever
>increasing victory!
>--
>Gareth
>President: HFW Inc.
>-------------------------
>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
It had better depend on someone other than you.
John Cooper
The Prof from Hell
FOA, FAWC
and now...
The Golden Boy
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
BINKy
In article <5530kq$s...@sjx-ixn10.ix.netcom.com>,
gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>>Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
>>>MINUTE, you hear?
>>>
>>>
>>> John Cooper
>>>The Prof From Hell
>>> and now...
>>> The Golden Boy
>>> FOA, FAWC
>>>
>>>Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
>>>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>>>
>
>>This guy is trying to come onto me, he's even giving orders. S&M no
>>doubt!
>
>>Another fucking pervert, can't seem to get shot of them knowadays!
>
>>--
>
>>Gareth
>>President: HFW Inc.
>>-------------------------
>>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>
>
>*Know*adays?
No class,...nah
BINKy
In article <552tq7$a...@sjx-ixn6.ix.netcom.com>,
gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>>PAZUZU <djc...@ma.ultranet.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>The Prof From Hell wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
>>>>> MINUTE, you hear?
>>>>>
>>>>> John Cooper
>>>>> The Pedaphile From Hell
>>>
>>>>Sorry to disappoint you John, Gareth has a girlfriend. He *is not*
>>>>looking for a boyfriend.
>>>
>>>>PAZUZU
>>>
>>>Fool. I'm his mother.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> John Cooper
>>>The Prof From Hell
>>> and now...
>>> The Golden Boy
>>> FOA, FAWC
>>>
>>>Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
>>>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>>>
>
>>This Proff is seriously deranged as well as queer. He thinks he's a woman
>>now!
>
>>--
>
>>Gareth
>>President: HFW Inc.
>>-------------------------
>>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>
>Yawn. Fuck. OK, punk, time for work.
>
>When I found out we were to be invaded by some FamePros summoned by
>Teresa and/or Scott I figured it was gonna be Stain, CHRIST SODOMIZER
>or one of their ilk. I should have known that our class clowns would
>exhibit their normal level of competence, and succeed in luring some
>sort of wannabe clubby. I don't know much yet about your other guys,
>but you, sport, are more of an item of humor than anything else.
>
>Web pages, especially vanity Web pages, tell the world too much about
>their creators. That's why they tend to get the laughs they get.
>Sort of reveal the "real you" without your permission, in terms of
>what you think is important, your comparative level of education and
>knowledge, what you want out of life and so forth. Not a good idea
>for a "FlameLord", as your misguided but brighter (*and* pageless)
>buddy PAZUZU would probably tell you if he weren't locked into the
>game. So let's go over and take a look.
>
>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>
>You're a graduate of an electronics engineering honors program. I
>suppose anything's possible, but you know how the Net is; the guy
>you're talking to could actually be the family pet.
>
>I don't know if the educational system in the UK has degraded as far
>as ours, but if you went through a university honors program
>successfully it must have truly gone to hell in a handbasket. You
>spell like old people fuck and your other writing skills are a joke.
>I envite a reading of your "peoms." I'll probably provide one. I
>mean, an engineer is a techie, but come on. You even misspelled your
>fucking recruitment notice.
>
>But then, you're an honors program engineer whose page links don't
>work. You really pump gas, right?
>
>Your book on killing was supposed to be funny, I guess, but you ought
>to have brushed up on your anatomy and physiology before writing it.
>Your pose in that photo was a howl, too. Overall, you come across as
>an ignorant, somewhat demented halfwit. Again, I invite a read. Tour
>the thing, y'all. It's amazing. Reminds me of the parody Web page
>with every conceivable fuckup.
>
>I'm glad you provided autobios on everyone who's come to visit along
>with you. Saved all of us locals some time. Kinda dumb, though.
>Major fucking surprise.
>
>Now, this ain't me, man; I'm just layin' it out. You provided the
>chow. No big surprise that your flaming style is repetitive,
>unimaginative and less than useful. Take some lessons from your
>compatriots, you fucking embecile.
HAAAAAAAH!! ROTFL...You're gonna get me before the dumbfucks have pedalled
their hopelessness if you carry on like that John, spare me man, me sides
hurt! ;-)
--
BINKy <archived as definitive>...nyhaha, still laughing
Gareth HFW Inc.
gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>>Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
>>>MINUTE, you hear?
>>>
>>>
>>> John Cooper
>>> and now...
>>> The Golden Boy
>>> FOA, FAWC
>>>
>>>Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
>>>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>>>
>
>>doubt!
>
>>Another fucking pervert, can't seem to get shot of them knowadays!
>
>
>>Gareth
>>President: HFW Inc.
>>-------------------------
>>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>
>
>
>
> John Cooper
>The Prof from Hell
> FOA, FAWC
> and now...
> The Golden Boy
>
>Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>
Yes, we've seen it all now. Our little terror Cooper has had to subside
and start nit picking at grammar. My grammar is shit and I can't spell.
I don't care, I love taking to piss out of you and all your tosser mates.
Nothing you say will ever change that, you've already tried and failed
miserably. You are a failure! HFW Inc. and EOFOA rejoice in the ever
increasing victory!
--
Gareth HFW Inc.
>> to have brushed up on your anatomy and physiology before writing it.
>> Your pose in that photo was a howl, too. Overall, you come across as
>> an ignorant, somewhat demented halfwit. Again, I invite a read. Tour
>> the thing, y'all. It's amazing. Reminds me of the parody Web page
>> with every conceivable fuckup.
>
>> The Prof from Hell
>> FOA, FAWC
>> and now...
>Coop: Went and took the tour (detour?)...Yer right! What a howl!
>
>Boo-ha-zhur
>
Yeah Coopers into all sorts of sexual sickness, he's like a cancer!
Gareth HFW Inc.
>
>>The Prof From Hell wrote:
>>>
>>> PAZUZU <djc...@ma.ultranet.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>
>>> >> Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
>>> >> MINUTE, you hear?
>>> >>
>>> >> John Cooper
>>>
>>> >Sorry to disappoint you John, Gareth has a girlfriend. He *is not*
>>> >looking for a boyfriend.
>>>
>>> >PAZUZU
>>>
>>> Fool. I'm his mother.
>>>
>>> John Cooper
>
>> Now I have seen it all, The Pedaphile From Hell in drag, thinking he is
>>Gareth's mother. Performing on a stool, a sight to make you drool, the
>>pedaphile and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.
>
>>PAZUZU
>
>
>Learn something from him, you might.
>
> John Cooper
>The Gay Prof from the Gutter
What John does not realise is that everyone is laughing at him, this guy
has made a fool of himself everytime he's posted.
:)
Gareth HFW Inc.
>>>
>>> >**********
>>> >John Cooper wrote: (snipped for brevity)
>>> >> Your book on killing was supposed to be funny, I guess, but you ought
>>> >> to have brushed up on your anatomy and physiology before writing it.
>>> >> Your pose in that photo was a howl, too. Overall, you come across as
>>> >> an ignorant, somewhat demented halfwit. Again, I invite a read. Tour
>>> >> the thing, y'all. It's amazing. Reminds me of the parody Web page
>>> >> with every conceivable fuckup.
>>>
>>> >> John Cooper
>>> >> The Prof from Hell
>>> >> FOA, FAWC
>>> >> and now...
>>> >> The Golden Boy***********
>>> >Coop: Went and took the tour (detour?)...Yer right! What a howl!
>>>
>>> >Boo-ha-zhur
>>>
>>> 15-20 minutes? I wonder what he thinks veins do. I'm proposing for a
>>> "Worst of the Web" award. Help the dickhead get famous.
>>>
>>> The Prof from Hell
>>> FOA, FAWC
>>> and now...
>>>
>>> Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
>
>>He's got my vote.
>
>>Boo-ha-zhur
>
>Hop aboard, sport, and have some fun.
>
>
>
>The Prof from Hell
Homosexual suggestions eh?
Sort it out homoboy Cooper!
The Prof From Hell
"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>Yawn. Fuck. OK, punk, time for work.
>Yawn, time for bordom zzzZZZZZ.
>>
>>When I found out we were to be invaded by some FamePros summoned by
>>Teresa and/or Scott I figured it was gonna be Stain, CHRIST SODOMIZER
>>or one of their ilk. I should have known that our class clowns would
>>exhibit their normal level of competence, and succeed in luring some
>>sort of wannabe clubby. I don't know much yet about your other guys,
>>but you, sport, are more of an item of humor than anything else.
>>
>He keeps trying doesn't he, what a fucking idiot!
But you make it so fucking easy.
>>Web pages, especially vanity Web pages, tell the world too much about
>>their creators. That's why they tend to get the laughs they get.
>>Sort of reveal the "real you" without your permission, in terms of
>>what you think is important, your comparative level of education and
>>knowledge, what you want out of life and so forth.
>Babblr babble .....
>>Not a good idea
>>for a "FlameLord", as your misguided but brighter (*and* pageless)
>>buddy PAZUZU would probably tell you if he weren't locked into the
>>game. So let's go over and take a look.
>>
>This is guy is certainly humourless and un original ... Lets hear some
>more of him hopeless banter ;)
his.
>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>>
>>You're a graduate of an electronics engineering honors program. I
>>suppose anything's possible, but you know how the Net is; the guy
>>you're talking to could actually be the family pet.
>You always have to bring animals into this don't you sheep boy?
>>I don't know if the educational system in the UK has degraded as far
>>as ours, but if you went through a university honors program
>>successfully it must have truly gone to hell in a handbasket. You
>>spell like old people fuck and your other writing skills are a joke.
>This guy suffers from a rare from of stupidity, i think they call it "Lame
>boy desease". :)
It's not so rare, and we *are* in its presence.
>>I envite a reading of your "peoms." I'll probably provide one. I
>>mean, an engineer is a techie, but come on. You even misspelled your
>>fucking recruitment notice.
>>
>Thanks, your
you're
>a real help. When I get around to it I'll sort it out. Oh
>yeah, since your so hot on spelling what the fuck does "envite" mean.
>Don't you mean invite? Fucking idiot!
Oops. Inviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinvite
inviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinviteinvite
Mea Culpa, mea maxima culpa. However, score's still about 300-1 my
way.
>>But then, you're an honors program engineer whose page links don't
>>work. You really pump gas, right?
>>
>Perhaps but I don't pump sheep like you, sheep boy.
"Perhaps" refers to which; the fucked up links or your impressive
academic credentials?
>>Your book on killing was supposed to be funny, I guess, but you ought
>>to have brushed up on your anatomy and physiology before writing it.
>>Your pose in that photo was a howl, too. Overall, you come across as
>>an ignorant, somewhat demented halfwit. Again, I invite a read. Tour
>>the thing, y'all. It's amazing. Reminds me of the parody Web page
>>with every conceivable fuckup.
>Jelousy will only upset you more. I think it's time you stopped hidding
>in the closet and CAME OUT!!!! Homofaggot! ;)
Hiding. And don't you know any other tunes? Maybe I'm wrong about
your competence. Maybe you have the secret. Let's try it.
Gareth's a homofaggot!
Gareth fucks animals!
Gareth fucks children!
Gareth fucks Harden!
Gareth fucks various unacceptable things!
Tosser!
Shit! It works! He's cowering in fear and consternation!
You need to have a talk with your people; get straightened out on this
stuff.
>>
>>I'm glad you provided autobios on everyone who's come to visit along
>>with you. Saved all of us locals some time. Kinda dumb, though.
>>Major fucking surprise.
>>
>I have nothing to hide unlike you who was attracted to the internet
>because of the pedephilia connections. People like you degrade humanity -
>fucking pervert!
Oh. Sorry. Gareth's a fucking pevert!
Stings, don't it? Makes you want to give right up?
>>Now, this ain't me, man; I'm just layin' it out.
>What's this a fucked up disclaimer, do me a favour dumb ass.
>>You provided the
>>chow.
>Yeah, difinatly a dumb ass!
definitely.
>>No big surprise that your flaming style is repetitive,
>>unimaginative and less than useful.
>Speak for yourself woman-boy!
Get the wax out of your ears.
>>Take some lessons from your
>>compatriots, you fucking embecile.
>>
>>
>>
>> John Cooper
>>The Prof from Hell
>christ! This loser is as bad, if not worse than his bum-chum and long term
>lover Tango. Put your school books away geek, this is usenet not sort
>univeristy lecture.
Now *that's* a surprising comment coming from such an honors program
graduate as yourself.
>Some mother do 'ave em!
>Fucking Idiot!
>NEXT!!!!!!
Next? OK. You've had a mirror held up to you, sonny, and what you
see, what everyone sees now, including your pals, is real, not the
puffed up bullshit you tried to pass off. It was mean, but it was
fair. You made the mirror and toted it along into a fight. I love
irony. I suppose it's OK, in a sense, to be a fool, an incompetent
and a liar. Happens all the time on Usenet. What's not OK is getting
caught at it. Especially when you get caught by tripping over your
own dick. Resign in favor of someone else. You're bringing a knife
to a gunfight, kid.
Guy Pyetan
>"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>>PAZUZU <djc...@ma.ultranet.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>The Prof From Hell wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
>>>>> MINUTE, you hear?
>>>>>
>>>>> John Cooper
>>>>> The Pedaphile From Hell
>>>
>>>>Sorry to disappoint you John, Gareth has a girlfriend. He *is not*
>>>>looking for a boyfriend.
>>>
>>>>PAZUZU
>>>
>>>Fool. I'm his mother.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> John Cooper
>>>The Prof From Hell
>>> and now...
>>> The Golden Boy
>>> FOA, FAWC
>>>
>>>Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
>>>For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.
>>>
>
>>This Proff is seriously deranged as well as queer. He thinks he's a woman
>>now!
>
>>--
>
>>Gareth
>>President: HFW Inc.
>>-------------------------
>>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>
>Yawn. Fuck. OK, punk, time for work.
>
>When I found out we were to be invaded by some FamePros summoned by
>Teresa and/or Scott I figured it was gonna be Stain, CHRIST SODOMIZER
>or one of their ilk. I should have known that our class clowns would
>exhibit their normal level of competence, and succeed in luring some
>sort of wannabe clubby. I don't know much yet about your other guys,
>but you, sport, are more of an item of humor than anything else.
>
>Web pages, especially vanity Web pages, tell the world too much about
>their creators. That's why they tend to get the laughs they get.
>Sort of reveal the "real you" without your permission, in terms of
>what you think is important, your comparative level of education and
>knowledge, what you want out of life and so forth. Not a good idea
>for a "FlameLord", as your misguided but brighter (*and* pageless)
>buddy PAZUZU would probably tell you if he weren't locked into the
>game. So let's go over and take a look.
>
>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>
>You're a graduate of an electronics engineering honors program. I
>suppose anything's possible, but you know how the Net is; the guy
>you're talking to could actually be the family pet.
Are we to assume that you are a product of the educational system of
the US of A ? mmmmmmmmmmeeeyeeeeeeeers
>I don't know if the educational system in the UK has degraded as far
>as ours, but if you went through a university honors program
>successfully it must have truly gone to hell in a handbasket. You
>spell like old people fuck and your other writing skills are a joke.
>I envite a reading of your "peoms." I'll probably provide one. I
>mean, an engineer is a techie, but come on. You even misspelled your
>fucking recruitment notice.
>
>But then, you're an honors program engineer whose page links don't
>work. You really pump gas, right?
>
>Your book on killing was supposed to be funny, I guess, but you ought
>to have brushed up on your anatomy and physiology before writing it.
>Your pose in that photo was a howl, too. Overall, you come across as
>an ignorant, somewhat demented halfwit. Again, I invite a read. Tour
>the thing, y'all. It's amazing. Reminds me of the parody Web page
>with every conceivable fuckup.
>
>I'm glad you provided autobios on everyone who's come to visit along
>with you. Saved all of us locals some time. Kinda dumb, though.
>Major fucking surprise.
>
>Now, this ain't me, man; I'm just layin' it out. You provided the
>chow. No big surprise that your flaming style is repetitive,
>unimaginative and less than useful. Take some lessons from your
>compatriots, you fucking embecile.
>
>
>
> John Cooper
>The Prof from Hell
Gareth HFW Inc.
>>> to have brushed up on your anatomy and physiology before writing it.
>>> Your pose in that photo was a howl, too. Overall, you come across as
>>> an ignorant, somewhat demented halfwit. Again, I invite a read. Tour
>>> the thing, y'all. It's amazing. Reminds me of the parody Web page
>>> with every conceivable fuckup.
>
>>> The Prof from Hell
>>> FOA, FAWC
>>> and now...
>>Coop: Went and took the tour (detour?)...Yer right! What a howl!
>
>>Boo-ha-zhur
>
>Yo, baby. Did you catch the bit about pliers, the jugular vein and
>15-20 minutes? I wonder what he thinks veins do. I'm proposing for a
>"Worst of the Web" award. Help the dickhead get famous.
>
> John Cooper
Cooper, still blathering on about the web page, sort it our lad!
It's obviously gettingon your nerves, it REALLY pisses you off doesn't
it. Ha ha! Nice one, I think I like this :)
The Prof From Hell
PAZUZU <djc...@ma.ultranet.com> wrote:
>The Prof From Hell wrote:
>>
>> PAZUZU <djc...@ma.ultranet.com> wrote:
>>
>> >The Prof From Hell wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Gareth? GARETH? Where ARE you Gareth? You come in right this
>> >> MINUTE, you hear?
>> >>
>> >> John Cooper
>> >> The Pedaphile From Hell
>>
>> >Sorry to disappoint you John, Gareth has a girlfriend. He *is not*
>> >looking for a boyfriend.
>>
>> >PAZUZU
>>
>> Fool. I'm his mother.
>>
>> John Cooper
>> The Pedaphile From Hell
> Now I have seen it all, The Pedaphile From Hell in drag, thinking he is
>Gareth's mother. Performing on a stool, a sight to make you drool, the
>pedaphile and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.
>PAZUZU
Christ, lad, that's one hell of an ally you've got in Scott, there.
Learn something from him, you might.
John Cooper
The Prof from Hell
FOA, FAWC
and now...
PAZUZU
STINKy did reek and Wrote:
***** SNIP *****
Oh fuck! The roach-motel missed another one. It looks like STINKy
crawled out of a French sewer again. No need to introduce yourself sir,
*I* could smell your rancid ass three blocks away.{ This is all the FOA
has to offer us, Captain Booze Bottle and his gutter humor.*I* mite as
well make the best of it.) STINKy lad, are you coherent yet? Yes, you
say. Now tell the group Stinky, How long have you been in a drunken
stupor? You said: all of your life, ever since your farther ran away
with that Greek Shepherd, and your mother was voted most likely to
conceive by the Royal Navy. Even with such a family sir, that cannot be
an excuse for pissing all over yourself. What was that you said? Oh! You
also shit yourself...,every time you get the chance. Well sir with your
last comments, you have, without a doubt, proven you are truly beyond
hope. Now be a good lad, go sleep it off under a bridge, maybe you will
get lucky and the train will be on time.
>STINKy
>
>HorrifyinglyFlatulentWannabes
STINKy looking at his own reflection in a puddle of piss.
PAZUZU.
BINKy
In article <84658611...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk>,
"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
<snip> I'm only keeping your bits, 'cos when theyre juxtapositioned, I get
more of a laugh. Besides the sensible stuff around your own dire crap,
detracts, and makes you look more sensible than you are -
_____________________________________________________
>He keeps trying doesn't he, what a fucking idiot!
and:
>Babblr babble .....
and:
>This is guy is certainly humourless and un original ... Lets hear some
>more of him hopeless banter ;)
and:
>You always have to bring animals into this don't you sheep boy?
and:
>This guy suffers from a rare from of stupidity, i think they call it "Lame
>boy desease". :)
and:
>Thanks, your a real help. When I get around to it I'll sort it out. Oh
>yeah, since your so hot on spelling what the fuck does "envite" mean.
>Don't you mean invite? Fucking idiot!
and:
>Perhaps but I don't pump sheep like you, sheep boy.
and:
>Jelousy will only upset you more. I think it's time you stopped hidding
>in the closet and CAME OUT!!!! Homofaggot! ;)
and:
>I have nothing to hide unlike you who was attracted to the internet
>because of the pedephilia connections. People like you degrade humanity -
>fucking pervert!
and:
>Yeah, difinatly a dumb ass!
and:
>Speak for yourself woman-boy!
and:
>christ! This loser is as bad, if not worse than his bum-chum and long term
>lover Tango. Put your school books away geek, this is usenet not sort
>univeristy lecture.
and:
>Some mother do 'ave em!
and:
>Fucking Idiot!
>NEXT!!!!!!
That's my call - BINKy. I'm here to assist you in your self humiliation,
dumbfuck. You don't really need help, you do SUCH a good job unassisted,
just think of me as a facilitator, here to speed the process up. Your
biggest problem Gareth, is you think you're impressing people, (steel
yourself) Shhh,
you're not. You come across as banal and semi-literate.
ANYWAY!! 'Nuff said I can help your demise, so there's a silver lining...
(Doesn't it embarrass you, when you see all your bad grammer and innuendo
put together in list form in this way? have you no shame)
READY to GO? Keep up fuckwit..
--
BINKy
Gareth HFW Inc.
>
>>Yes, we've seen it all now. Our little terror Cooper has had to subside
>>and start nit picking at grammar. My grammar is shit and I can't spell.
>
>>I don't care, I love taking to piss out of you and all your tosser mates.
>> Nothing you say will ever change that, you've already tried and failed
>>miserably. You are a failure! HFW Inc. and EOFOA rejoice in the ever
>>increasing victory!
>>--
>
>>Gareth
>>President: HFW Inc.
>>-------------------------
>>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>
>It had better depend on someone other than you.
>
>
>
> John Cooper
>The Prof from Hell
Cooper, what's that stench ... oh it's your urine drenched jeans. He
heeps pissing himself.
--
BINKy
In article <327662...@ma.ultranet.com>,
PAZUZU <djc...@ma.ultranet.com> wrote:
************** NO SNIP ************
Putz ZULU eh? you're the one with the four firing neurons aren't you? Haste
For Waste's *intellectual* he of the'Vast knowledge and immence intellect"
<sic> You lost whatever credibility (you might) sometime have had, when you
fell flat on your face at fence one. Your choosing to ally yourself with an
imbecile troupe of embarrassing performing primates does not reflect well
on you fella. (Say: d'you say "yes,O venerated one" when he briefs you
all?)
- (that's like underpants y'know...teehehehe. that's just there for your
crew's lavatorial humour and is an oblique reference to HFW's homosexual
outlook, borne of it's boys only membership practice, briefings.
de-briefings, what fun you all have). My drinking condition, in no way
interferes with my conizance or ability - actually I'm on a sober binge
right now as a refreshing change!
You sir however,(presumably sober?) appear to be in advanced stages of
dementia, without the luxury of an alcohol alibi - alarming... I am not
French I must point out, as you labour under this misconception. This
knowledge may in some small way, arrest your decline at this late stage -
though I doubt it will aid you much sadly.
Can I please have an invitation to the internal strife and power struggle
soon to manifest itself within your organisation. It's inevitability is
assured, now your top man has debased and humiliated himself for the moron
that he is, as publicly as he has demonstrated. Whose it to be? You? Scott
Spoon? duelling with sporks - gotta see this...
He is a fucking idiot as frontman for your corporate image you must agree?
HoHum...
--
BINKy <BTW, only 3 spelling mistakes in yours putz, that makes you the man
for the job if you need a casting vote>
Gareth HFW Inc.
>
John blathered on about nothing important, I saved the last line for a
laugh! Read on .....
>
>Now that's a surprising comment coming from such an honors program
>graduate as yourself.
>
>>Some mother do 'ave em!
>
>
>>Fucking Idiot!
>>NEXT!!!!!!
>
>Next? OK. You've had a mirror held up to you, sonny, and what you
>see, what everyone sees now, including your pals, is real, not the
>puffed up bullshit you tried to pass off.
Correction, you have tried and tried to defragmentise the HFW and failed
miserably. You are nothing more than an angry little man with bright
orange hair and a squeeky voice.
>It was mean, but it was
>fair.
That's what your mother said when she used to kick you around the room.
>You made the mirror and toted it along into a fight.
Can I have a translation here, this guy is speaking jiberish (as usual).
Besides what did your boyfriend say when you tried to shag him last?
>I love irony.
oh right!
Cooper continues to jaber on about the time a tramp paid his mother five
bucks for a quick shag and 9 months later Cooper popped out (like a turd,
he still reeks of shit now).
>I suppose it's OK, in a sense, to be a fool, an incompetent
>and a liar.
<This is Coopers oppinion of himself>
This makes sense Cooper, you're really coming to terms with your piss
stained life.
>Happens all the time on Usenet.
Says the boy who has no friends and stays on his computer 13 hours a day.
Well you must be a popular person eh?
>What's not OK is getting
>caught at it.
Cooper refering to the time his father caught him wearing his mothers
underwear. It was a sad day for Cooper since his dad beat him to the
floor with a spad and rammed his cock into Coopers mouth. Cooper hated
the beating but loved swallowing his fathers cum.
>Especially when you get caught by tripping over your
>own dick.
How did you know I had a large dick? You been peeking again, fucking
homo!
>Resign in favor of someone else.
What and let a loser take my place. When you speak to me you speak to the
whole of the HFW. We never back down and besides you are nothing compared
to some of the half decent flamers I've encountered. Keep trying though,
you amuse me ....
>You're bringing a knife
>to a gunfight, kid.
>
Very creative Cooper, ever thought about writing poetry, perhaps you may
want to enter my peotry competition next month. Oh, I just realised - you
need a creative mind to achieve a creative result.
>
> John Cooper
Thanks Cooper, come back soon - there's a good boy!
Gareth HFW Inc.
>
John blathered on about nothing important, I saved the last line for a
laugh! Read on .....
>
>Now that's a surprising comment coming from such an honors program
>graduate as yourself.
>
>>Some mother do 'ave em!
>
>
>>Fucking Idiot!
>>NEXT!!!!!!
>
>Next? OK. You've had a mirror held up to you, sonny, and what you
>see, what everyone sees now, including your pals, is real, not the
>puffed up bullshit you tried to pass off.
Correction, you have tried and tried to defragmentise the HFW and failed
miserably. You are nothing more than an angry little man with bright
orange hair and a squeeky voice.
>It was mean, but it was
>fair.
That's what your mother said when she used to kick you around the room.
>You made the mirror and toted it along into a fight.
Can I have a translation here, this guy is speaking jiberish (as usual).
Besides what did your boyfriend say when you tried to shag him last?
>I love irony.
oh right!
Cooper continues to jaber on about the time a tramp paid his mother five
bucks for a quick shag and 9 months later Cooper popped out (like a turd,
he still reeks of shit now).
>I suppose it's OK, in a sense, to be a fool, an incompetent
>and a liar.
<This is Coopers oppinion of himself>
This makes sense Cooper, you're really coming to terms with your piss
stained life.
>Happens all the time on Usenet.
Says the boy who has no friends and stays on his computer 13 hours a day.
Well you must be a popular person eh?
>What's not OK is getting
>caught at it.
Cooper refering to the time his father caught him wearing his mothers
underwear. It was a sad day for Cooper since his dad beat him to the
floor with a spad and rammed his cock into Coopers mouth. Cooper hated
the beating but loved swallowing his fathers cum.
>Especially when you get caught by tripping over your
>own dick.
How did you know I had a large dick? You been peeking again, fucking
homo!
>Resign in favor of someone else.
What and let a loser take my place. When you speak to me you speak to the
whole of the HFW. We never back down and besides you are nothing compared
to some of the half decent flamers I've encountered. Keep trying though,
you amuse me ....
>You're bringing a knife
>to a gunfight, kid.
>
Very creative Cooper, ever thought about writing poetry, perhaps you may
Gareth HFW Inc.
>
>That's my call - BINKy. I'm here to assist you in your self humiliation,
>dumbfuck. You don't really need help, you do SUCH a good job unassisted,
>just think of me as a facilitator, here to speed the process up. Your
>biggest problem Gareth, is you think you're impressing people, (steel
>yourself) Shhh,
>you're not. You come across as banal and semi-literate.
>ANYWAY!! 'Nuff said I can help your demise, so there's a silver lining...
>(Doesn't it embarrass you, when you see all your bad grammer and innuendo
>put together in list form in this way? have you no shame)
>READY to GO? Keep up fuckwit..
>--
>BINKy
>
.. ZZZzzzz ur ... sorry feel asleep during that drunken stupor of yours.
Ok BINKy I think it's time you went to the clinic, no not for that Herpes
but you drinking problem. Sober up, stop halucinating about your pretend
FOA and keep cool!
--
Gareth
President: HFW Inc.
-------------------------
NEW WEB PAGE last updated 30th Oct 1996.
http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
HFW Troll Application Form:
http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk/trnews/trmain.htm
BINKy
In article <84666496...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk>,
"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>Yes, we've seen it all now. Our little terror Cooper has had to subside
>>>and start nit picking at grammar. My grammar is shit and I can't spell.
>>
>>>I don't care, I love taking to piss out of you and all your tosser mates.
>>> Nothing you say will ever change that, you've already tried and failed
>>>miserably. You are a failure! HFW Inc. and EOFOA rejoice in the ever
>>>increasing victory!
>>>--
>>
>>>Gareth
>>>President: HFW Inc.
>>>-------------------------
>>>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>>
>>It had better depend on someone other than you.
>>
>>
>>
>> John Cooper
>>The Prof from Hell
>
>Cooper, what's that stench ... oh it's your urine drenched jeans. He
>heeps pissing himself.
Egad!!
Don't misinterpret this as compassion Gareth, (you Welsh? you look a bit
Welsh, you've got a Welsh name - are your parents Welsh?) Anyway, that's no
excuse. Your *stuff* defies description - Beavis and Butthead are in Oscar
Wilde territory alongside you...you're so impossibly disastrous and lacking
in essential thought processes, that if this were a planet other than
Earth, you'd be plant life. That you can operate a computer, baffles the
shit outta me given your deficiencies.
If you were in a pub, you'd be loud, raucous, overbearing and a pubgoers
worst nightmare come true.If you are Welsh, it would be all that but in a
shrieking tone. If I were unfortunate enough to be present, I'd up-end a
full pint of Guinness on your head and damn the waste of good beer.
Stop posing in front of your full-length mirror and carressing yourself and
take time out to comprehend the reality of yourself as an object of
ridicule.
--
Sad that humanity can come to this.. Hey, thats why I'm in ALS after all.
--
BINKy,FAO
CASHP#17-96-1
>Gareth
>President: HFW Inc.
>-------------------------
Gareth HFW Inc.
DRINKy wrote:
>
>
>
>
What is this drunk talking about?
--
Gareth
President: HFW Inc.
-------------------------
Gareth HFW Inc.
>
>
>Egad!!
uh??
>Don't misinterpret this as compassion Gareth, (you Welsh? you look a bit
>Welsh, you've got a Welsh name - are your parents Welsh?) Anyway, that's >no excuse.
I look welsh? How does someone look welsh. It's the same as saying
someone looks New York or L.A. Are you drunk again DRINKy? Silly
question really ...
> Your *stuff* defies description - Beavis and Butthead are in Oscar
>Wilde territory alongside you...you're so impossibly disastrous and >lacking
>in essential thought processes, that if this were a planet other than
>Earth, you'd be plant life. That you can operate a computer, baffles the
>shit outta me given your deficiencies.
>If you were in a pub, you'd be loud, raucous, overbearing and a pubgoers
>worst nightmare come true.
Talking about pubs, is that where you have been today ... just wondering
as you've not answered my posts yet.
>If you are Welsh, it would be all that but in a
>shrieking tone. If I were unfortunate enough to be present, I'd up-end a
>full pint of Guinness on your head and damn the waste of good beer.
Obviously since you NEED it so much.
>Stop posing in front of your full-length mirror and carressing yourself >and
>take time out to comprehend the reality of yourself as an object of
>ridicule.
An "object" of "ridicule"? Isn't that another word for BINKy. I think I
need say no more about this, take heed old boy - you've already admitted
your delema!
>--
>Sad that humanity can come to this.. Hey, thats why I'm in ALS after all.
>--
>BINKy,FAO
>CASHP#17-96-1
You said it old man!
>
>
>>Gareth
>>President: HFW Inc.
>>-------------------------
>>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>>
>>
>
>
>
>
BINKy
>STINKy did reek and Wrote:
>
>***** SNIP *****
>
> Oh fuck! The roach-motel missed another one. It looks like STINKy
>crawled out of a French sewer again. No need to introduce yourself sir,
>*I* could smell your rancid ass three blocks away.{ This is all the FOA
>has to offer us, Captain Booze Bottle and his gutter humor.*I* mite as
>well make the best of it.) STINKy lad, are you coherent yet? Yes, you
>say. Now tell the group Stinky, How long have you been in a drunken
>stupor? You said: all of your life, ever since your farther ran away
>with that Greek Shepherd, and your mother was voted most likely to
>conceive by the Royal Navy. Even with such a family sir, that cannot be
>an excuse for pissing all over yourself. What was that you said? Oh! You
>also shit yourself...,every time you get the chance. Well sir with your
>last comments, you have, without a doubt, proven you are truly beyond
>hope. Now be a good lad, go sleep it off under a bridge, maybe you will
>get lucky and the train will be on time.
************** NO SNIP ************
Putz ZULU eh? you're the one with the four firing neurons aren't you? Haste
>
>>HorrifyinglyFlatulentWannabes
pazoozoo putz in a puddle of piss.
>
>PAZUZU.
Gareth HFW Inc.
>>laugh! Read on .....
>
>>>
>>>graduate as yourself.
>>>
>>>>Some mother do 'ave em!
>>>
>>>
>>>>Fucking Idiot!
>>>>NEXT!!!!!!
>>>
>>>Next? OK. You've had a mirror held up to you, sonny, and what you
>>>see, what everyone sees now, including your pals, is real, not the
>>>puffed up bullshit you tried to pass off.
>
>>miserably. You are nothing more than an angry little man with bright
>>orange hair and a squeeky voice.
>
>
>>>fair.
>
>
>
>>Besides what did your boyfriend say when you tried to shag him last?
>
>>>I love irony.
>
>>oh right!
>>Cooper continues to jaber on about the time a tramp paid his mother five
>>bucks for a quick shag and 9 months later Cooper popped out (like a turd,
>>he still reeks of shit now).
>
>>>and a liar.
>
>>This makes sense Cooper, you're really coming to terms with your piss
>>stained life.
>
>
>> Well you must be a popular person eh?
>
>>>caught at it.
>
>>underwear. It was a sad day for Cooper since his dad beat him to the
>>floor with a spad and rammed his cock into Coopers mouth. Cooper hated
>>the beating but loved swallowing his fathers cum.
>
>
>>>own dick.
>
>>homo!
>
>
>>whole of the HFW. We never back down and besides you are nothing compared
>>you amuse me ....
>
>>>You're bringing a knife
>>>to a gunfight, kid.
>>>
>
>>want to enter my peotry competition next month. Oh, I just realised - you
>>need a creative mind to achieve a creative result.
>
>
>>>
>>> John Cooper
>
>>Thanks Cooper, come back soon - there's a good boy!
>
>
>>Gareth
>>President: HFW Inc.
>>-------------------------
>>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>
>
>
> John Cooper
>The Prof from Hell
This is interesting since you ARE Tim Sutter.
Nomad
Gareth HFW Inc. wrote:
>
> >
> >That's my call - BINKy. I'm here to assist you in your self humiliation,
> >dumbfuck. You don't really need help, you do SUCH a good job unassisted,
> >just think of me as a facilitator, here to speed the process up. Your
> >biggest problem Gareth, is you think you're impressing people, (steel
> >yourself) Shhh,
> >you're not. You come across as banal and semi-literate.
> >ANYWAY!! 'Nuff said I can help your demise, so there's a silver lining...
> >(Doesn't it embarrass you, when you see all your bad grammer and innuendo
> >put together in list form in this way? have you no shame)
> >READY to GO? Keep up fuckwit..
> >--
> >BINKy
> >
>
> .. ZZZzzzz ur ... sorry feel asleep during that drunken stupor of yours.
> Ok BINKy I think it's time you went to the clinic, no not for that Herpes
> but you drinking problem. Sober up, stop halucinating about your pretend
> FOA and keep cool!
I don't even read most of DRINKy's posts anymore. They are tedious and
they ramble.
Hail Eris,
Teresa
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The Prof From Hell
"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>gno...@ix.netcom.com (The Prof From Hell) wrote:
>>>>"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>
>>>John blathered on about nothing important, I saved the last line for a
>>>laugh! Read on .....
>>
>>>>
>>>>Now that's a surprising comment coming from such an honors program
>>>>graduate as yourself.
>>>>
>>>>>Some mother do 'ave em!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Fucking Idiot!
>>>>>NEXT!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>Next? OK. You've had a mirror held up to you, sonny, and what you
>>>>see, what everyone sees now, including your pals, is real, not the
>>>>puffed up bullshit you tried to pass off.
>>
>>>Correction, you have tried and tried to defragmentise the HFW and failed
>>>miserably. You are nothing more than an angry little man with bright
>>>orange hair and a squeeky voice.
>>
>>
>>>>It was mean, but it was
>>>>fair.
>>
>>>That's what your mother said when she used to kick you around the room.
>>
>>>>You made the mirror and toted it along into a fight.
>>
>>>Can I have a translation here, this guy is speaking jiberish (as usual).
>>>Besides what did your boyfriend say when you tried to shag him last?
>>
>>>>I love irony.
>>
>>>oh right!
>>>Cooper continues to jaber on about the time a tramp paid his mother five
>>>bucks for a quick shag and 9 months later Cooper popped out (like a turd,
>>>he still reeks of shit now).
>>
>>>>I suppose it's OK, in a sense, to be a fool, an incompetent
>>>>and a liar.
>>
>>><This is Coopers oppinion of himself>
>>>This makes sense Cooper, you're really coming to terms with your piss
>>>stained life.
>>
>>>>Happens all the time on Usenet.
>>
>>>Says the boy who has no friends and stays on his computer 13 hours a day.
>>> Well you must be a popular person eh?
>>
>>>>What's not OK is getting
>>>>caught at it.
>>
>>>Cooper refering to the time his father caught him wearing his mothers
>>>underwear. It was a sad day for Cooper since his dad beat him to the
>>>floor with a spad and rammed his cock into Coopers mouth. Cooper hated
>>>the beating but loved swallowing his fathers cum.
>>
>>
>>>>Especially when you get caught by tripping over your
>>>>own dick.
>>
>>>How did you know I had a large dick? You been peeking again, fucking
>>>homo!
>>
>>>>Resign in favor of someone else.
>>
>>>What and let a loser take my place. When you speak to me you speak to the
>>>whole of the HFW. We never back down and besides you are nothing compared
>>>to some of the half decent flamers I've encountered. Keep trying though,
>>>you amuse me ....
>>
>>>>You're bringing a knife
>>>>to a gunfight, kid.
>>>>
>>
>>>Very creative Cooper, ever thought about writing poetry, perhaps you may
>>>want to enter my peotry competition next month. Oh, I just realised - you
>>>need a creative mind to achieve a creative result.
>>
>>
>>>>
>>>> John Cooper
>>
>>>Thanks Cooper, come back soon - there's a good boy!
>>
>>>--
>>
>>>Gareth
>>>President: HFW Inc.
>>>-------------------------
>>>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 24th Oct 1996.
>>>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>>
>>
>>Developing a stutter?
>>
>> John Cooper
>>The Prof from Hell
>This is interesting since you ARE Tim Sutter.
>--
>Gareth
>President: HFW Inc.
>-------------------------
>NEW WEB PAGE last updated 30th Oct 1996.
>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk
>HFW Troll Application Form:
>http://www.j-sltd.demon.co.uk/trnews/trmain.htm
Stutter, fool. I know you can't spell, but this is ridiculous. Come
to think of it, of *course* it's ridiculous.
BINKy
In article <84677156...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk>,
"Gareth HFW Inc." <Gar...@j-sltd.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>What is this drunk talking about?
That's all you can manage is it. I realise it's way over your neanderthal
capabilities of understanding but what a sad bastard you are. Consider
this: If I'm as drunk as your *theme of the day* suggests, how come my
posts are more coherent and with less typos than your dross? Ergo;if my
postings are those of an inebriated person, what are you on - chicken
brain-hemmorage tabs?
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GARETH: YOU ARE A TOTAL MORON WHO IS A LAUGHING STOCK TO ALL WHO HAVE READ
YOUR INANE, CONTRADICTORY ATTEMPTS AT SELF-JUSTIFICATION. YOU'VE BLOWN IT..
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS SIMPLE TRUTH? YOU ARE WHITE NOISE, MERELY A NUISANCE
- THERE IS NOTHING OF VALUE OUTSIDE THE EMPTINESS OF THE INSIDE OF YOUR OWN
HEAD -
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Impress them @ alt.kindergarten.failure
--
BINKy
BINKy
In article <55c7du$b...@sjx-ixn6.ix.netcom.com>,
dae...@ix.netcom.com(THOMAS J HARDEN) wrote:
<all snipped'cos it's said and done>
>
>Binky, your no match for the HFW Inc.
>Your mind is going down the tubes!
>
>D1
>HFW Inc.
>
Listen fuckwit, If the totality of Hand Frolic Wankers amassed in their
full strength, they couldn't (on a good day) string together more than two,
badly constructed, grammaticaly incorrect sentences between themselves if
they tried very hard. My