Peeeeeeeter....
Ericka
Your bod, your rod, and handcuffin'
While I wait for your ans-
wer, I'll take off my pants,
And start in on buffin' the muffin!
Love, Petal (put your metal to the Petal?) ;-)
Archie
I'm getting my webcam set up
Some pictures to get as you tup
And I know I'm a cad
And totally bad
But I'm looking for something corrup(t)
Some handcuffs will help set the stage
Red panties will make us all rage
Some black silken whips
And nude pierc-ed nips
And a beastie thats locked in a cage!
(With all profits reverting to me
I'll feed young Widdy and Dea
I won't need welfare
To bring up that pair)
It is to be called "Whop E"!
Archie(tte) - purely a commercial proposition.
PeterW
>
>Dear Peter, I need your stuffin'
>Your bod, your rod, and handcuffin'
> While I wait for your ans-
> wer, I'll take off my pants,
>And start in on buffin' the muffin!
>
>Love, Petal (put your metal to the Petal?) ;-)
John? *Don't* read this ...
My Petal!! You're back!! Where've you been!!??
I've been needing to boff you. I'm keen
To start screwing you, Pet.
Are your bits very wet?
Are your nips standing up to be seen?
---
Love & Lust, Petey [Hard and comin' for you!]
... read *this* instead. ;-)
Oh, hi there. Now where have you been?
Yes I *know* you are awfully keen
But that's ever so rude;
I'm afraid I'm a prude.
Stop that muff-buffin' - don't be obscene.
---
Peter [Nice to see you, Ericka.]
John
> John? *Don't* read this ...
Well, Of COURSE I will read it, you nerd
But I certainly would have preferred
Some imagination
Without such stagnation
Like media crap for the herd
(Yeah, I know that you did it intentional
But this stuff is just too one-dimensional
So I've snipped the bits
And "nips" used as tits;
Any "wetting" I'll do trancendential)
> ... read *this* instead. ;-)
(Snipped here, to save it is silly -
Only fit for my maiden Aunt Millie -
Such blatant abuse
Just gives me excuse
To return my sharp pen to Slick Willie ...)
In the meantime I'm sitting here smirking:
My worm's in your monitor lurking
And now can assemble
A pic to resemble
You guys while you're sitting there working ...
This ain't alt.jokes.limericks binary, so pick up
your interactive self-portrait at
http://www.neto.com/hardsoft/chat.htm
--
John Miller HARD SOFTWARE
Rt 1 Box 190 Talco TX 75487
hard...@neto.com http://www.neto.com/hardsoft
PeterW
>
>PeterW wrote:
>
>> John? *Don't* read this ...
>
>Well, Of COURSE I will read it, you nerd
>But I certainly would have preferred
> Some imagination
> Without such stagnation
>Like media crap for the herd
I *know* that it's crap for the masses;
It's corny and silly but passes
The time. Now get off
Of your soap-box and boff;
Take your pick of the AJL lasses.
>(Yeah, I know that you did it intentional
>But this stuff is just too one-dimensional
> So I've snipped the bits
> And "nips" used as tits;
>Any "wetting" I'll do trancendential)
Of *course* it was posted in fun,
Oh you wise and curmudgeonly one;
But you rose to the bait,
Lighten up me ol' mate,
Just ignore this new thread that's begun.
>> ... read *this* instead. ;-)
>
>(Snipped here, to save it is silly -
>Only fit for my maiden Aunt Millie -
> Such blatant abuse
> Just gives me excuse
>To return my sharp pen to Slick Willie ...)
How perceptive you are, John, to twig
That I posted that stuff infra-dig;
And as long as the rhyme
Is in limerick time
Why the heck should you bother a fig?
Re: previous thread - "does anyone know any dirty "erotic" lims"
John wrote:
>
>The Alien wrote:
>
>> Hey, matey, just where have you been?
>> In this group all the time they'll be seen.
>> When Petey and Petal
>> Are showing their mettle,
>> You'll surely find none more obscene.
>
>Obscene, yes, but really a bore
>And I'm glad Peter's now posting more
> Of his super-good lims
> About peckers and quims
>And less about chat with a whore)
Well *I* find your politics boring
As well as this limerick warring.
Chill out and employ
Your own pecker; enjoy
Some occasional AJL whoring.
If you really believe this is *chat*
In the way you're suggesting, well that
Is just simply absurd
And it's *you* that's the nerd
To believe we get *kicks* from this tat.
Let's face it, John, most of these lims
About flatulence, peckers and quims
Are just written for fun
When it's all said and done
And depend on our fancies and whims.
>Any subject can be entertaining
>(Hey, gang, should we try potty training?)
> But straining their wits
> Rhyming "nips", "wet" and "bits"
> -- I don't mind if they keep on refraining
You're anal retentive, dear John;
Loosen up on that potty you're on.
If I wish to rhyme "bits"
On occasions with "tits"
Then I'll do so from here to Taiwan.
But you know I'm no limerick twit
As I think you're prepared to admit;
But at various times
I'll post daft, silly rhymes
About petals and similar shit.
Back to this thread, John writes:
>
>In the meantime I'm sitting here smirking:
>My worm's in your monitor lurking
> And now can assemble
> A pic to resemble
>You guys while you're sitting there working ...
>
>This ain't alt.jokes.limericks binary, so pick up
>your interactive self-portrait at
>http://www.neto.com/hardsoft/chat.htm
Ha ha! That's a joke to be sure;
It's amusing and caused a guffaw.
So let that be an end
To your bickering, friend;
Lest you're wanting a nuclear war.
---
Peter ;-)
PeterW
>
>Dear Peter, I need your stuffin'
>Your bod, your rod, and handcuffin'
> While I wait for your ans-
> wer, I'll take off my pants,
>And start in on buffin' the muffin!
>
>Love, Petal (put your metal to the Petal?) ;-)
We seem to have had interruptions
From one who says these are corruptions
Of limerick verse;
Take no notice and nurse
My erection and cause me eruptions.
---
Sweet P. ;-)
MrMalo
>
> John wrote:
> >
> >PeterW wrote:
> >
> >> John? *Don't* read this ...
> >
>
> Ha ha! That's a joke to be sure;
> It's amusing and caused a guffaw.
> So let that be an end
> To your bickering, friend;
> Lest you're wanting a nuclear war.
>
> ---
> Peter ;-)
hold on just a minute there dick
lest you were thinkin yer slick
yer post was a beauty
but the topic is booty
so id like to get in a lick
--
MrMalo :) have a nice day
MrMalo
ill give you the cold and the hot of it
we'd all like to get us a shot of it
they're all one in a batch
but come to HER snatch
well a woman sure does think a lot of it
watch out brothers
your riding one home on the range
just hoping you dont get the mange
you just met her tonight
you were both rather tight
in the morning she wants you to change
beware little peter beware
you're playing with fire take care!
they're so proud of their cunts
if they fuck you just once
they'll take over your life then and there
be careful!
we men though just aint all that picky
as long as its wet not too sticky
if its extra-curricular
we're much less particular
and quite apt to bring home something icky
the evidence cant be refuted
culpability cant be disputed
"how could you?" she cried
and when you should have lied
said "she snapped her thong just like you did!"
just give em six inches they will
take it all the way over the hill
they're trouble you know
they dont like to let go
hey just ask old president bill
yes they're all convinced you can bet
that THEIR pussy's the best you can get
well they're all on a par
so the best one by far
is the pussy you havent had yet
Karen
Well Malo me lad now you've done it
My ass is laughed off. That's the fun. It
Just goes to show
We wimmins must know
If you say slow down we will gun it
kiss es to you, you little shit
You make me laugh more than I care to admit.
--
I don't want to get pied until Spring, so cut it to reply
Kaylin
Karen <brucea...@GETPIEDerols.com> wrote in article
<36C39D...@GETPIEDerols.com>...
<<<Snipped all the stuff that said "no wimmins">>>>>>
>
> Well Malo me lad now you've done it
> My ass is laughed off. That's the fun. It
> Just goes to show
> We wimmins must know
> If you say slow down we will gun it
>
> kiss es to you, you little shit
> You make me laugh more than I care to admit.
> --
> I don't want to get pied until Spring, so cut it to reply
>
I do whatever my man tells me to,
(As long as it's what I wanted to do !!!)
If he tells me "NO",
I go ahead and go,
If "YES", then I go ahead, too !!!!
--
To life, and love, and laughter,
Kaylin
Ardens2989
In article <01be563f$bbd242c0$d164e7d0@default>, "Kaylin" <kbra...@i-55.com>
writes:
Some guys think they have all the luck
Who told them they know how to fuck?
Don't give me no sass
Just follow my ass
Or baby, you bettyer just duck!
You went and did it Malo! Got the wimmin folk all riled up, ayep!
Arden...the key lime pie kid...8-P
Ericka
>We seem to have had interruptions
>From one who says these are corruptions
> Of limerick verse;
> Take no notice and nurse
>My erection and cause me eruptions.
>
>---
>Sweet P. ;-)
>
Now where was I?....
Dear Peter, the pleasure's all mine ;-)
Perhaps, late this eve, we could dine,
On Clams Mademoiselle
And fresh Cockle Shell,
And bottles of Beaujolais wine?
Love, Petal ;-)
PeterW
>
> <other stuff snipped>
LOL
Hey Malo, I couldn't agree more;
Good advice which no man should ignore.
But you don't have to worry
I ain't in a hurry
To get myself hitched to a whore.
I've been there and done that, you see,
And I'm happy right now to be free.
Round the world I can roam
And I don't need a home
So I'm careful as careful can be.
I treat all my girls with respect
And I'm cautious 'bout those I select
For a hump and a grind,
But I soon change my mind
If a trap I suspect or detect.
If things get too heavy and hot
I'm away saying, "Sorry I've got
To get on with my life,
Don't need trouble and strife."
Then I'm out of her twat like a shot.
But sometimes, just sometimes, it's fine
To repeat a performance divine.
Well it's only polite
If I'm staying the night,
But a second or third I'll decline.
Then I'll travel up hill and down dale
With an eye for the next piece of tail,
When I fancy my chance
I say, "Take off your pants,
Love", for fresher is better than stale.
---
Peter ;-)
PeterW
>
>Now where was I?....
>
>Dear Peter, the pleasure's all mine ;-)
>Perhaps, late this eve, we could dine,
> On Clams Mademoiselle
> And fresh Cockle Shell,
>And bottles of Beaujolais wine?
>
>Love, Petal ;-)
Hey Pet ...
I've reserved us a table for two
At that bistro Le Grand Coq à Tu
Where the food and the wine
Are just simply divine;
Maybe later we'll have us a screw.
So hurry, get dressed in that short
Little skirt that you've specially bought
For occasions like these;
Leave your panties off please;
After dinner we'll romp and cavort.
---
Petey Hungry as usual. ;-)