DEE LIMERICK
STEVE W
Who stayed with each man she did see.
When it came to a test
She wished to be best,
And practice makes perfect, you see.
The Sanity Inspector
A British jihadist head chopper
Slept with her intending to top her.
All nighttime they laid
But when she saw the blade
She knew then she'd slipped up good'n proper.
--
bruce
The dignified don't even enter in the game.
-- The Jam
Tiddy Ogg
<syna...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On May 27, 5:25�pm, olebig...@webtv.net (STEVE W) wrote:
>> There was a young woman in Dee
>> Who stayed with each man she did see.
>> When it came to a test
>> She wished to be best,
>> And practice makes perfect, you see.
>
>A British jihadist head chopper
>Slept with her intending to top her.
>All nighttime they laid
>But when she saw the blade
>She knew then she'd slipped up good'n proper.
That jolly old miller of Dee
Would tup every woman he'd see,
'Til this his wife found,
And thereupon ground,
on the millstone that place whence he'd pee.
observer
This lim'rick was stolen by Steve,
T'was not one that he did conceive,
But, one he does claim
By signing his name,
Thus causing the author to grieve.
Observer