Re: Another Murphy's Law

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 20:38, William B. (Billby) wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Lots of pennies envy from you!! That's why you don't like me
>>>>>>>>> talking
>>>>>>>>> about my ex-pence-sieve possessions, innit!
>>>>>>>> More non-cents ...
>>>>>>> Mormon cents?
>>>>>>> Do they collect for charity as well? If they spent all the money on
>>>>>>> spectacles for the poor, they'd be collecting for clarity as well!
>>>>>> They go and tithe one one...
>>>>> That's my dog's tithe, he gave a bone ...
>>>> I'll have to chew that one over for awhile.
>>> It's not polite to eat off the collection plate.
>> I only did it ingest...
> Ingest, or not you're risking heart burn in hell...
>
As long as he gets down there via the See Nick route!

(Gettin my punny's-worth outa that one!)

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:21, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <t8MQs.12$gw5...@fx28.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> As much as I disagree with his politics, I feel the same way about
>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the Birther B.S. he has to put up with.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Birther B.S.?
>>>>>>>>>>> http://sonoma-county-hauling.com/fertilizer/organic-cow-manure-compost
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1GN-mEyvc
>>>>>>>>> Did they get it from the Royal Muckraker?
>>>>>>>> No. The Royal Moo-Craker.
>>>>>>> Fresh from the source...
>>>>>> HP Source!
>>>>> In a squeeze I suppose...
>>>> It's cheaper in the small glass bottles for some reason. Those squeeze
>>>> things can get an air bubble in and go splatt! - and you've got a nasty
>>>> new interesting shade of pebble-dashed wallpaper!
>>>> And I wonder if cetaceans decorate their walls with whalepaper.
>>> Cetacean your source for that statement!
>> Very poor. Non-cents again.
>> Planning Permission: Building Cite!
> Out of site, out of mind.
>
Makers UK Ltd again! - except they and the Council bods were always out
of their minds! Brief-faced liars as well!

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:05, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <9cMQs.8$es...@fx30.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can be a real pill with out really trying...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Knock off an 'l' and I'll stamp on yer in Hebrew!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you want a real he-brew, try
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Says 'Hebresh' - and the face looks like something by Goebbels!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's as bad as using Sigma as an 'E' or Lambda as an 'A'
>>>>>>>>>>>> In North Semitic Shin looked like a W, but that was then, in the time of
>>>>>>>>>>>> the Mesha Stela, and in Hieroglyphics where it originated, it was a
>>>>>>>>>>>> small pool with three papyrus plants in it.
>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesha_Stele
>>>>>>>>>>>> All that history and the people it belongs to now have to take the
>>>>>>>>>>>> mickey out of it - and it's about the most beeeeaauutiful letter in the
>>>>>>>>>>>> entire Alef Bays!.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Still - I bet the beer tastes good!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you claim to be the Alpha and Omega on the is topic
>>>>>>>>>>>> I've studied palćography. Yod be well advised not to get so tau nup
>>>>>>>>>>>> about it.
>>>>>>>>>>> That accounts for your rather graphic language...
>>>>>>>>>> You think XY I swear so much?
>>>>>>>>> You swear to so many things that no one can be sure what the facts are.
>>>>>>>> That's right. I soak hen fusion everywhere.
>>>>>>> The fowl language does not help.
>>>>>> Cluck off then!
>>>>> Beak ause?
>>>> Big horse ice hay so.
>>> A straw man argument.
>> Edward Woodward would!
> Why wood he?
>
They put eem in one!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:21, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <6CBQs.2575$5h6....@fx29.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you admit you are a mental case....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's your case I'm tall king about. That's why it says: " . . in *your*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> case . . " I don't have one at the moment. That's why my briefs are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hanging up in Hattie Shay's kitchen.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A shay-key argument
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - as to whether to buy clockwork log-hauling locomotives or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steam-powered ones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> which one did you wind up with?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nver did get any. Rivarossi brought out some very good model ones
>>>>>>>>>>>> donkeys' years ago but I didn't have the cash to scare in those days.
>>>>>>>>>>> Your credit rating would scare off any potential loan..
>>>>>>>>>> Everything was cash in those days, and a good model locomotive was
>>>>>>>>>> around £3 to £4!!! - even butch ones like Fleischmann!
>>>>>>>>> A margarin-al product at best.
>>>>>>>> They're selling off all the margarinal products Tomor-row.
>>>>>>> Butter hurry and get yours.
>>>>>> There're a couple of tubs of 'Pure' spread in the fridge.
>>>>> But pure what?
>>>> Diary-free spread!
>>> Hydrogenated oil...
>> Nope. Emulsified un-saturated veg oils. Oleomargarin was nothing but
>> hyrdogenated (saturated) oils - and deadly. That's why it's been quietly
>> and slowly almost sneaked off the market.
> If everyone likes it, the powers that be think it must be bad for them.
>
It was very bad indead for everyone!

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:09, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <LFBQs.2577$5h6....@fx29.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hardly likely as we fought the Tory's in our revolution.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not *your* Tories - our g*forsaken corrupt arrogant masonic moronic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> over-scrubbed public-school violent money-grubbing blackballing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> expenses-fiddling Hugh Briss -ridden bastard ones!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typical liberal rant when things don't go their way.
>>>>>>>>>>>> There's only one of me!
>>>>>>>>>>> Thats one too many.
>>>>>>>>>> Oh no it tizzent!
>>>>>>>>> Two too many?
>>>>>>>> A corps de ballet?
>>>>>>>> Is that Rudolph Nearenough?
>>>>>>> Not enough to keep you on your toes.
>>>>>> My seborrhoeic keratosis keeps me off mitosis! It's cell in there I tell
>>>>>> you!
>>>>> It might be your allergy to seafood. Too much dungeon-ess crab.
>>>> Narr. It's hugely delayed allergy to stretching my legs out in front of
>>>> a nice roaring coal fire when I was young!
>>>> And Iyyy used to go down to dungeon-ess years ago word botching. It was
>>>> the radiation froim the new clear power station used to mess up my speech!
>>>> And I had a lot of choice words to say once when I was sat sitting there
>>>> eating my sandwiches in front of this sort of rack thing when the mist
>>>> came down and I found out the painful way that I was sat right in front
>>>> of the blasted foghorn!!!!!!
>>>> I didn't know they looked like that!
>>> I find it hard to understand how you could miss it6
>>> http://free-extras.com/images/foghorn_leghorn-5227.htm
>> http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7133/7494189364_fd4d1a7a48.jpg
>> Twit!
> MIne is louder.
>
Use yours to warn ships and you'd sink em. Deaf feets the whole object
of the exorcise! (They have to do that big horse of all the ghosts of
the ancient marinas - and of the yachts that tied up at them!)

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <osidnfKPFIlfjYnM...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Lots of pennies envy from you!! That's why you don't like me talking
> >>>>>>>> about my ex-pence-sieve possessions, innit!
> >>>>>>> More non-cents ...
> >>>>>> Mormon cents?
> >>>>>> Do they collect for charity as well? If they spent all the money on
> >>>>>> spectacles for the poor, they'd be collecting for clarity as well!
> >>>>> They go and tithe one one...
> >>>> That's my dog's tithe, he gave a bone ...
> >>> I'll have to chew that one over for awhile.
> >> It's not polite to eat off the collection plate.
> > I only did it ingest...
> Ingest, or not you're risking heart burn in hell...

Thats not what it said in the latest issue of Readers Digest...
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <BIudnTGxVZhg3onM...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

> >>>>>>>>> But his heir's certainly can.
> >>>>>>>> It failed to carry on growing, so they buried it too!
> >>>>>>> Why would they stubble over that minor problem?
> >>>>>> Coz they was clumzy gits wiv too left feet!
> >>>>>> Where they left em, nobody nose! - which is the piece of nobody's
> >>>>>> anatomy which finally revealed where the feet had been left!
> >>>>> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..
> >>>> Cervix right, believing you'd care ...
> >>> I see you fallopian all over yourself trying to disagree with me.
> >> You missed a couple of periods .. .
> > Are you expecting a pregnant pause?
> Possibly nein, months later.
You are laboring under a delusion.

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:14, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <HeMQs.4968$3e1...@fx19.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
>>>>>>>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
>>>>>>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
>>>>>>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
>>>>>>>> Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!
>>>>>>> You do seem to have a corner on the market for that.
>>>>>> And there's also a profession that has coronered the market on
>>>>>> investigating stiffs!
>>>>> How drunk do you have to get before qualifying?
>>>> Drunk at the starting gate,and lactic cramp out before qualifying.
>>> It has you in stitches?
>> Narr. Might seam like a good idea, but there's no suture in it!
> Needle-ss of its actual humor content.
>
The funniest thing about needles is that they say, "Just a little
scratch" as they stick it in, because when they said, "Just a little
prick," cheeky patients used to reply, "How do you know? You been lookin
in my windows?" <true>

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:18, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <xGBQs.2578$5h6...@fx29.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have no finesse...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Next time I paint an S, I'll have to do a bold one then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that the S'ence of your argument?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well you said 'fine'! A very rare occurrence for you I woody magine. And
>>>>>>>>>>>> if I were to do some signwriting on a piece of un-enclosed land, you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>> see the common S-sence of my argument!
>>>>>>>>>>> DOn't be so Sinine..
>>>>>>>>>> I used to be able to Sinine times a day once butt I can't manage it now!
>>>>>>>>> Got yourself in the end?
>>>>>>>> Nope. Mrs. Palmer and her five lovely daughters did!
>>>>>>> Which one did she try and paler off on you?
>>>>>> All of em . . . at once!!!! ;o)))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>>>> And you were not up to the task?
>>>> I was then!
>>> Braggart.
>> No art!
> You called in Art to help?
>
Yers. And No Art Zark tied up outside!!

Very best art shop:

http://www.cassart.co.uk/

Lomography? Photographing cats down holes??

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11524657/Cat_Angel.jpg

YUK!

With my £2Ks' worth dangling round my neck, I want highmoggies of classy
cats!

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:16, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <GLBQs.2987$el6...@fx16.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Would that comforter you?
>>>>>>>>>> I've never seen a female sheep chewing a blanket, butt ice up hoss
>>>>>>>>>> (brrr!) it's always possé-bull.
>>>>>>>>> But consider the ram-ifications.
>>>>>>>> Hmmm. Some of them might be ewesfull.
>>>>>>> But not enough to pay for a new Lamb-retta.
>>>>>> I'd have to have a Lentilbretta!
>>>>> Perhaps you need a legume up the financial ladder to afford one.
>>>> Don't want one. When I used to ride bikes I got through a Honda CB175, a
>>>> BMW R75/6, a Honda CB250 and a Suzuki 550 GS.
>>>> Iyyy think I dun my fair share of bikin. Tons of it in fact!
>>> You wrecked some mighty nice bikes.
>> What a total and utter pratt! Harmony moore times! You can't just make
>> an unsubstantiated statement to someone telling them what they've done!
>>
>> If you're right, then they know what they've done so your an idiot for
>> telling them something they know already, and if you're wrong, then your
>> an idiot for telling a lie!
>>
>> So the instant you open your mouth or put fingers to keyboard to make an
>> unsubstantiated statement, you've proved that you're a damned idiot!
> Seems I have struck a nerve...
>
Seams you might end up scared for life as well!

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:12, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> In article <EdMQs.8$wK...@fx25.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
>>>>>>>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
>>>>>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
>>>>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
>>>>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
>>>>>> Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!
>>>>> You do seem to have a corner on the market for that.
>>>> And there's also a profession that has coronered the market on
>>>> investigating stiffs!
>>> How drunk do you have to get before qualifying?

>> You want ° proof?
> Do you want to give it a taste test?
>
I daren't touch booze anymore - seriously! >:o(((((((((((((((

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:13, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <BOBQs.2988$el6....@fx16.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Still passing the buck....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yers. To the people at whom it stopped.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And not at those who caused the problem.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inversion of argument. Sometimes, for the poor little fascist mind,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there is nothing left!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> An interesting self analysis.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Except it wasn't one.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Just another inversion of argument. Pooves my pint!
>>>>>>>>>>> You are feeling bitters at loosing out?
>>>>>>>>>> Never. Anger's ture a thing I always try to avoid.
>>>>>>>>> Yes, you are very trying...
>>>>>>>> If at first you don't suck seed . . .
>>>>>>> Am I supposed to learn from a sucker like you?
>>>>>> Yers. I was going to say, "If at first you don't suck seed . . . plant
>>>>>> the seeds instead and smoke the nice pongy leaves that shoot up!"
>>>>> You should snuff that idea out.
>>>> I did. I tried skunk once and it was like bein hit in the head. That was
>>>> that. No more!
>>> Really raised a stink about it!
>> That TV station didn't even know.
>> http://uktv.co.uk/really/homepage/sid/
>> Watch out! The Cookie Monster's there!
> Keeps stealing yours?
>
Keeps tryin to give em to me. Friarfrox blocks em OK though.

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:08, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <PQBQs.2989$el6...@fx16.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They play what they can afford. And they can't afford what little quality
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff there is (or ever was).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Old BW films are cheap enough. I've got bought DVDs of many of them that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cost two or three quid apiece.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Signor? Where can I have apiece??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well *not* up against the police station wall for a start!! [EL WALLOP!!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But he is holding it up...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With heeez piecetol?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are gunning for trouble...
>>>>>>>>>>>> No. I'm trunning for gubble!
>>>>>>>>>>> About what I could expect from your type.
>>>>>>>>>> Benguat is one of my favourite types. Art Nouveau. Very nice.
>>>>>>>>> You use Ben Gay on those sore muscles?
>>>>>>>> Nope. I use a French missile called Exo Cise!
>>>>>>> And I suppose you intend to rub it in...
>>>>>> Nope. You run it in - or in my case, walk it in!! My nose runs sometimes
>>>>>> but I don't.
>>>>> So its the nose and not you thats the drip.
>>>> Yers. At least it doesn't go Roman around on its own like my cousin
>>>> Giovanni's!!
>>> Thats old nose, tell us something new.
>> OK.
>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21350899
> Are you trying to bring that series back?
> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094535/?ref_=sr_1
>
It's on here at the moment - over and over and over and over and over
again and swamped with ads - hoodge numbers of em!

If I can get it on DVD I might but the on-air version just isn't worth
watching at all. When will these stupid marketing c****s realise that
you don't sell things to people by annoying out of them the crap?!!

Thank heavens I've still got some of the very early ones on VHS!! - with
zero ads!

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:18, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <rUBQs.49$sn3...@fx13.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> My MENSA gain? There wasn't any. I took the test but didn't join. They
>>>>>>>>>>>> were a load of pretentious pratts!
>>>>>>>>>>> So, they could not stop laughing when they saw your score!
>>>>>>>>>> 162! No, they didn't laugh at all. They just started salivating thinking
>>>>>>>>>> of all those nice big fat subscription payments!
>>>>>>>>> No, I meant your IQ not your weight.
>>>>>>>> I wish I was 11½ stone. I was 191 lbs last time was weighed - and the
>>>>>>>> weight wasn't on my mind - quite the opposite!
>>>>>>> So you claim not to be a fat head...
>>>>>> That's right. Leaves plenty of room on the planet for yours!
>>>>> But did you plan it that way?
>>>> Nope. Leit Kynes did - and he certainly knew what he was Dune!
>>> But he had a lot of sand.
>> He liked that. It enabled him to dance like Nat Jackley!
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrIRr2Fyf50
> A really bad case of St Vitus Dance,
>
Damned good pun just after that scene though. The Dole Orifice manager
got fed up with him and called him a nincompoop!, then asked, "Do you
know what a nincompoop is??" and Jackley replied, "Yes. It's a poop
without an income!"

Something else I've got on VHS. And visitor say, "Oooh! haven't you got
a lot of video cassettes?!" and I reply, "Not really. It's just a mirage!"

No-one's had the sense to come back with: "OK. Why do you keep a French
jet fighter in your flat then" yet!

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <GVBQs.50$sn3...@fx13.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Many many people. Cats too. Some friends of mine had two Vegan cats and
>>>>>>>>>>>> they used to call them in by shouting, "Pinky - Perkey - cucumber!!" and
>>>>>>>>>>>> waving one. (A cucumber - not one of the cats.) - and they used to come
>>>>>>>>>>>> running. (In the normal sense of the phrase!)
>>>>>>>>>>> I would like to meat those cats...
>>>>>>>>>> They'll be long gone now. That was donkeys' years ago. The donkeys have
>>>>>>>>>> probably gone by now as well.
>>>>>>>>> They would not be if you were not so mule headed.
>>>>>>>> Prudence Kitten got arrested for Muffin the Mule!
>>>>>>>> http://www.turnipnet.com/whirligig/tv/children/other/prudence.htm
>>>>>>>> http://www.sterlingtimes.co.uk/muffin.htm
>>>>>>> You really have some perverted public figures over there.
>>>>>> The only perverted public figures we have here are 6 and 9, and that's
>>>>>> only when their facing each other!
>>>>>> As the old tune says: The memory cunnilingus . . !
>>>>> If you can't lick them .......
>>>> . . . drownload pics of em from the Usenet!
>>> There is a class in that?
>> A class of Whisky would have been nice, but . . . . Doctor Zardos!
> Handle it gin-gerly..
>
And ruin it?! Sacrilege! The only thing I ever put in Whisky or Whiskey
was now-and-then an ice cube. Not the same one of course.

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:20, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <oZBQs.97$Fw5...@fx20.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Socialism will fix that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What? Introduce stumping?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And worse.
>>>>>>>>>>>> What could be worse? Iyyy really don't Fancy that!
>>>>>>>>>>> It's almost necrophilia...
>>>>>>>>>> Cream cheese around the throat!
>>>>>>>>> Oh cum now.
>>>>>>>> If your throat smells as bad as that, you've got an inflexion! See a
>>>>>>>> doctor as poon as sossible! Look! There's one up in that window - just
>>>>>>>> there!
>>>>>>>> (Spike Milligan)
>>>>>>> Spike must have some powerful lawyers that you can't just steal his lines
>>>>>>> when you can't come up with something original.
>>>>>> His best line is on his grave's tone. His epitaph says, "I Told You I
>>>>>> Was Ill!" - in Gaelic!
>>>>>> That's why he can't sue. Eeeeez stone dead! Shame!

>>>>> But his heir's certainly can.
>>>> It failed to carry on growing, so they buried it too!
>>> Why would they stubble over that minor problem?
>> Coz they was clumzy gits wiv too left feet!
>> Where they left em, nobody nose! - which is the piece of nobody's
>> anatomy which finally revealed where the feet had been left!
> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..
>

Specially if the father was a Cock-knee!

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 16:02, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
>>>>>> But his heir's certainly can.
>>>>> It failed to carry on growing, so they buried it too!
>>>> Why would they stubble over that minor problem?
>>> Coz they was clumzy gits wiv too left feet!
>>> Where they left em, nobody nose! - which is the piece of nobody's
>>> anatomy which finally revealed where the feet had been left!
>> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..

> Cervix right, believing you'd care ...
>

U terrrrrrusts are all the same!

(Just thought I'd give Dubbya the Shrub a plug! I think nowadays, that's
the only thing that gets him up in the morning!)

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 18:09, William B. (Billby) wrote:
>>>>>>>> But his heir's certainly can.
>>>>>>> It failed to carry on growing, so they buried it too!
>>>>>> Why would they stubble over that minor problem?
>>>>> Coz they was clumzy gits wiv too left feet!
>>>>> Where they left em, nobody nose! - which is the piece of nobody's
>>>>> anatomy which finally revealed where the feet had been left!
>>>> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..
>>> Cervix right, believing you'd care ...

>> I see you fallopian all over yourself trying to disagree with me.
> You missed a couple of periods .. .
>

Foot trouble caused that. He was comma-toes!

[Nemo‏]

On 07/02/2013 13:11, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <j2CQs.1791$F72....@fx26.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> So they can toot your horn...
>>>>>>>>>> Nope. So that they can be as Hic!! as a dog!
>>>>>>>>> In your cups again...
>>>>>>>> Mug!
>>>>>>> Wump.
>>>>>> Wump ertatoe - Toup ertatoe - Freep ertatoe - Four!
>>>>>> On your way out, Prime Potato, please do shut the door!
>>>>> Lousy cadence.
>>>> Lousey Prime Monister! - and Click! Neg! who's not even gone digital yet!
>>>> They're not very good at reading their speeches either, hence, "Botch
>>>> the Wordie" every so often!
>>>> He still uses one of these.
>>>> http://www.sxc.hu/photo/378105
>>>> I had one of these. Cost me 2/- at a junk stall because the proprietor
>>>> couldn't get it open. I knew where the button was. 122 film it took. Not
>>>> available. I sold it in the end when I fellopean hard times for Ł25.
>>>> Pity. It was beeeeyootifully made.
>>> Button button, who's got the button.
>> The one with head of mutton -
>> He's the mutt who's got the button!
>> Poem for the lonely:
>> Hello.
>> Spike Milligan.
>> Poem on a demo:
>> If looks could kill I should feel ill.
>> The SPG is staring at me
>> Me
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Patrol_Group
>> Nazi traum stupors!
> While they keep you safe in your flat....
>
I don't get cops in my flat. They think I'm harmless, especially now I'm
re-tyred and out of harness!! ;o)

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <Sj6Rs.3175$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> On 07/02/2013 13:05, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> > In article <9cMQs.8$es...@fx30.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can be a real pill with out really trying...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Knock off an 'l' and I'll stamp on yer in Hebrew!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you want a real he-brew, try
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Says 'Hebresh' - and the face looks like something by Goebbels!!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's as bad as using Sigma as an 'E' or Lambda as an 'A'
> >>>>>>>>>>>> In North Semitic Shin looked like a W, but that was then, in the time of
> >>>>>>>>>>>> the Mesha Stela, and in Hieroglyphics where it originated, it was a
> >>>>>>>>>>>> small pool with three papyrus plants in it.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesha_Stele
> >>>>>>>>>>>> All that history and the people it belongs to now have to take the
> >>>>>>>>>>>> mickey out of it - and it's about the most beeeeaauutiful letter in the
> >>>>>>>>>>>> entire Alef Bays!.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Still - I bet the beer tastes good!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And you claim to be the Alpha and Omega on the is topic

> >>>>>>>>>>>> I've studied pal�ography. Yod be well advised not to get so tau nup

> >>>>>>>>>>>> about it.
> >>>>>>>>>>> That accounts for your rather graphic language...
> >>>>>>>>>> You think XY I swear so much?
> >>>>>>>>> You swear to so many things that no one can be sure what the facts are.
> >>>>>>>> That's right. I soak hen fusion everywhere.
> >>>>>>> The fowl language does not help.
> >>>>>> Cluck off then!
> >>>>> Beak ause?
> >>>> Big horse ice hay so.
> >>> A straw man argument.
> >> Edward Woodward would!
> > Why wood he?
> They put eem in one

> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
A wicker sense of humor

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <ua6Rs.3168$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>> Same way as Ancient Britons used to - by Woad Association.
> >>>>> I'd rater die ....
> >>>> Could be arranged. A little strychnine in the woad. Then you'd become
> >>>> the woad-wearing crampion!
> >>> But that would cramp your style...
> >> Not mine. You'd be the one with yer own muscles breakin all yer boans!
> > You are the one who has been complaining about his bad breaks.
> Look what happens when I mention my good ones! Jealous, see?
You have good one's?!?!?!

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <4V6Rs.5722$sh....@fx21.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

A cock-eyed view of it.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <j07Rs.5725$sh....@fx21.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> So they can toot your horn...
> >>>>>>>>>> Nope. So that they can be as Hic!! as a dog!
> >>>>>>>>> In your cups again...
> >>>>>>>> Mug!
> >>>>>>> Wump.
> >>>>>> Wump ertatoe - Toup ertatoe - Freep ertatoe - Four!
> >>>>>> On your way out, Prime Potato, please do shut the door!
> >>>>> Lousy cadence.
> >>>> Lousey Prime Monister! - and Click! Neg! who's not even gone digital yet!
> >>>> They're not very good at reading their speeches either, hence, "Botch
> >>>> the Wordie" every so often!
> >>>> He still uses one of these.
> >>>> http://www.sxc.hu/photo/378105
> >>>> I had one of these. Cost me 2/- at a junk stall because the proprietor
> >>>> couldn't get it open. I knew where the button was. 122 film it took. Not

> >>>> available. I sold it in the end when I fellopean hard times for �25.

> >>>> Pity. It was beeeeyootifully made.
> >>> Button button, who's got the button.
> >> The one with head of mutton -
> >> He's the mutt who's got the button!
> >> Poem for the lonely:
> >> Hello.
> >> Spike Milligan.
> >> Poem on a demo:
> >> If looks could kill I should feel ill.
> >> The SPG is staring at me
> >> Me
> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Patrol_Group
> >> Nazi traum stupors!
> > While they keep you safe in your flat....
> I don't get cops in my flat. They think I'm harmless, especially now I'm
> re-tyred and out of harness!! ;o)

Even if they were, you could still hide among all the piles of trash.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <YI6Rs.1285$Ir2....@fx32.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

Cutting out all the continuity...

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <EB6Rs.2647$0l5....@fx22.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

You, serious? SInce when?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <2l6Rs.3176$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

So you are actually part of the powers that be that think they know whats good for us!

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <lD6Rs.2648$0l5....@fx22.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

You do not like Chocolate Chip?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

"Now this is not going to hurt a little bit"...

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <OQ6Rs.5720$sh....@fx21.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

A flight of fancy on your part.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <pd6Rs.3170$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you'd have your wee kid way?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rail road tracks are so pass�.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not too chuffed by them then?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just a bit steamed.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Been at the old steaming gin again eh?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still in the pink.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Makes a change from being so sloe ice up hose (Brrr!)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not feeling very cordial today...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Certainly. I drank Canada Dry yesterday and I've no room for any more
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anymore!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then you better tonic down and prepare for a long time in the loo.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skip to the loo sufficient times already.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then tune it down.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> B asso Profundo?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Profound about what?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Hen Carter Dick Shunnery:
> >>>>>>>>>>> Sean on you.
> >>>>>>>>>> He's in a nudist connery now!
> >>>>>>>>> A most extraordinary gentleman.
> >>>>>>>> He's not always gentle. Show eem an emery spy and ee'l soon grind eem down!
> >>>>>>> Back to the old grind?
> >>>>>> Right-wing thick-as-pigshit fascist toadie: "Yesssss!!! Put your
> >>>>>> shoulder to the wheel and your nose to the grindstone!!"
> >>>>> Typical liberal, when all else fails, resort to innuendo...
> >>>> If you don't like it, just close uendo and intelligence, humoUr
> >>>> ergonomics common cents and justice won't be able to get in!
> >>> Giveing more of the same I see.
> >> You don't see. That's that rubble! (Mind you don't trip over any
> >> demolished buildings!)
> > And what are you doing to wreck-tify your mistake?
> What mis-steak is that then?
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21377601
How much of a fine will they have to pony up for that mistake?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <Ee6Rs.3171$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> > In article <n6MQs.11$gw...@fx28.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> > wrote:
> >>>>>> And I wonder what happened to Pinocchio whenever he lied about his
> >>>>>> sexual exploits . . . ;o}
> >>>>> More penis envy from you?

> >>>> Lots of pennies envy from you!! That's why you don't like me talking
> >>>> about my ex-pence-sieve possessions, innit!
> >>> More non-cents ...
> >> Mormon cents?
> >> Do they collect for charity as well? If they spent all the money on
> >> spectacles for the poor, they'd be collecting for clarity as well!
> > They go and tithe one one...

> Tithes and Cravatths?
Its your neck.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <vi6Rs.3174$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> As much as I disagree with his politics, I feel the same way about
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> all the Birther B.S. he has to put up with.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Birther B.S.?
> >>>>>>>>>>> http://sonoma-county-hauling.com/fertilizer/organic-cow-manure-compost
> >>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1GN-mEyvc
> >>>>>>>>> Did they get it from the Royal Muckraker?
> >>>>>>>> No. The Royal Moo-Craker.
> >>>>>>> Fresh from the source...
> >>>>>> HP Source!
> >>>>> In a squeeze I suppose...
> >>>> It's cheaper in the small glass bottles for some reason. Those squeeze
> >>>> things can get an air bubble in and go splatt! - and you've got a nasty
> >>>> new interesting shade of pebble-dashed wallpaper!
> >>>> And I wonder if cetaceans decorate their walls with whalepaper.
> >>> Cetacean your source for that statement!
> >> Very poor. Non-cents again.
> >> Planning Permission: Building Cite!
> > Out of site, out of mind.
> Makers UK Ltd again! - except they and the Council bods were always out
> of their minds! Brief-faced liars as well!
Your typical politician...

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <Kn6Rs.3177$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hardly likely as we fought the Tory's in our revolution.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not *your* Tories - our g*forsaken corrupt arrogant masonic moronic
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> over-scrubbed public-school violent money-grubbing blackballing
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> expenses-fiddling Hugh Briss -ridden bastard ones!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Typical liberal rant when things don't go their way.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> There's only one of me!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Thats one too many.
> >>>>>>>>>> Oh no it tizzent!
> >>>>>>>>> Two too many?
> >>>>>>>> A corps de ballet?
> >>>>>>>> Is that Rudolph Nearenough?
> >>>>>>> Not enough to keep you on your toes.
> >>>>>> My seborrhoeic keratosis keeps me off mitosis! It's cell in there I tell
> >>>>>> you!
> >>>>> It might be your allergy to seafood. Too much dungeon-ess crab.
> >>>> Narr. It's hugely delayed allergy to stretching my legs out in front of
> >>>> a nice roaring coal fire when I was young!
> >>>> And Iyyy used to go down to dungeon-ess years ago word botching. It was
> >>>> the radiation froim the new clear power station used to mess up my speech!
> >>>> And I had a lot of choice words to say once when I was sat sitting there
> >>>> eating my sandwiches in front of this sort of rack thing when the mist
> >>>> came down and I found out the painful way that I was sat right in front
> >>>> of the blasted foghorn!!!!!!
> >>>> I didn't know they looked like that!
> >>> I find it hard to understand how you could miss it6
> >>> http://free-extras.com/images/foghorn_leghorn-5227.htm
> >> http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7133/7494189364_fd4d1a7a48.jpg
> >> Twit!
> > MIne is louder.
> Use yours to warn ships and you'd sink em. Deaf feets the whole object
> of the exorcise! (They have to do that big horse of all the ghosts of
> the ancient marinas - and of the yachts that tied up at them!)
Sirtis yourself.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <Vz6Rs.2646$0l5...@fx22.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> Would that comforter you?
> >>>>>>>>>> I've never seen a female sheep chewing a blanket, butt ice up hoss

> >>>>>>>>>> (brrr!) it's always poss�-bull.

> >>>>>>>>> But consider the ram-ifications.
> >>>>>>>> Hmmm. Some of them might be ewesfull.
> >>>>>>> But not enough to pay for a new Lamb-retta.
> >>>>>> I'd have to have a Lentilbretta!
> >>>>> Perhaps you need a legume up the financial ladder to afford one.
> >>>> Don't want one. When I used to ride bikes I got through a Honda CB175, a
> >>>> BMW R75/6, a Honda CB250 and a Suzuki 550 GS.
> >>>> Iyyy think I dun my fair share of bikin. Tons of it in fact!
> >>> You wrecked some mighty nice bikes.
> >> What a total and utter pratt! Harmony moore times! You can't just make
> >> an unsubstantiated statement to someone telling them what they've done!
> >> If you're right, then they know what they've done so your an idiot for
> >> telling them something they know already, and if you're wrong, then your
> >> an idiot for telling a lie!
> >> So the instant you open your mouth or put fingers to keyboard to make an
> >> unsubstantiated statement, you've proved that you're a damned idiot!
> > Seems I have struck a nerve...
> Seams you might end up scared for life as well!

So why are you hem'ing and Hawing about it?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <yT6Rs.5721$sh....@fx21.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

I thought you were strongly into recycling?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <Cy6Rs.2645$0l5...@fx22.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have no finesse...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Next time I paint an S, I'll have to do a bold one then.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that the S'ence of your argument?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Well you said 'fine'! A very rare occurrence for you I woody magine. And
> >>>>>>>>>>>> if I were to do some signwriting on a piece of un-enclosed land, you'd
> >>>>>>>>>>>> see the common S-sence of my argument!
> >>>>>>>>>>> DOn't be so Sinine..
> >>>>>>>>>> I used to be able to Sinine times a day once butt I can't manage it now!
> >>>>>>>>> Got yourself in the end?
> >>>>>>>> Nope. Mrs. Palmer and her five lovely daughters did!
> >>>>>>> Which one did she try and paler off on you?
> >>>>>> All of em . . . at once!!!! ;o)))))))))))))))))))))))))
> >>>>> And you were not up to the task?
> >>>> I was then!
> >>> Braggart.
> >> No art!
> > You called in Art to help?
> Yers. And No Art Zark tied up outside!
> Very best art shop:
> http://www.cassart.co.uk/
> Lomography? Photographing cats down holes??
> http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11524657/Cat_Angel.jpg
> YUK!
> With my �2Ks' worth dangling round my neck, I want highmoggies of classy
> cats!
I did not realize tooth decay could do that much damage.

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>>>>>> That's my dog's tithe, he gave a bone ...
>>>>> I'll have to chew that one over for awhile.
>>>> It's not polite to eat off the collection plate.
>>> I only did it ingest...
>> Ingest, or not you're risking heart burn in hell...
>As long as he gets down there via the See Nick route!
That'll be all zee bud you can drink!

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>> >>>> That's my dog's tithe, he gave a bone ...
>> >>> I'll have to chew that one over for awhile.
>> >> It's not polite to eat off the collection plate.
>> > I only did it ingest...
>> Ingest, or not you're risking heart burn in hell...

>Thats not what it said in the latest issue of Readers Digest...
Put on your JAME and go to bed!

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>>>> Mormon cents?
>>>> Do they collect for charity as well? If they spent all the money on
>>>> spectacles for the poor, they'd be collecting for clarity as well!
>>> They go and tithe one one...

>> That's my dog's tithe, he gave a bone ...

>Whatever turns you on!
Gnaw, I have a stake for you!

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>> >>>>> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..

>> >>>> Cervix right, believing you'd care ...
>> >>> I see you fallopian all over yourself trying to disagree with me.
>> >> You missed a couple of periods .. .

>> > Are you expecting a pregnant pause?
>> Possibly nein, months later.
>You are laboring under a delusion.
So, poppa is Dom De Luise' son ?

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>>>>>> Where they left em, nobody nose! - which is the piece of nobody's
>>>>>> anatomy which finally revealed where the feet had been left!
>>>>> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..
>>>> Cervix right, believing you'd care ...
>>> I see you fallopian all over yourself trying to disagree with me.
>> You missed a couple of periods .. .
>Foot trouble caused that. He was comma-toes!

More likely colon problems ... now exit through the back door.

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>>> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..
>> Cervix right, believing you'd care ...
>U terrrrrrusts are all the same!
>(Just thought I'd give Dubbya the Shrub a plug! I think nowadays, that's
>the only thing that gets him up in the morning!)

No bama, no fuss, no nuttin'!

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <3qaah813trtcqauh9...@4ax.com>,

I suppose you have fractal experience in that?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <ctaah8t487857vhm2...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Fat chance.

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:50, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <ua6Rs.3168$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Same way as Ancient Britons used to - by Woad Association.
>>>>>>> I'd rater die ....
>>>>>> Could be arranged. A little strychnine in the woad. Then you'd become
>>>>>> the woad-wearing crampion!
>>>>> But that would cramp your style...
>>>> Not mine. You'd be the one with yer own muscles breakin all yer boans!
>>> You are the one who has been complaining about his bad breaks.
>> Look what happens when I mention my good ones! Jealous, see?
> You have good one's?!?!?!
>

A Nuge Humber!

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:58, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <pd6Rs.3170$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you'd have your wee kid way?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rail road tracks are so passé.

No idea - but typical government - something happens that leads to
millions of people choosing some obvious course of action and a
government smokescreen, er, spokesman, says don't do anything, there's
no need, carry on as usual!!

What ever the issue in question is, the government just hates people
making up their minds for themselves, so their knee-jerk reaction is
always, "Don't do it. Carry on as usual!"

C***s!!

[Nemo‏]

Then he'll be bursting for a pee every five minutes. And if he's very
very fat, praps that's where the eggs pression, 'Lard of the Flies'
comes from.

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 17:10, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <3qaah813trtcqauh9...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> That's my dog's tithe, he gave a bone ...
>>>>>>> I'll have to chew that one over for awhile.
>>>>>> It's not polite to eat off the collection plate.
>>>>> I only did it ingest...
>>>> Ingest, or not you're risking heart burn in hell...
>>> Thats not what it said in the latest issue of Readers Digest...
>> Put on your JAME and go to bed!
> I suppose you have fractal experience in that?
>

So it was Chaos Theory that gave me the experience of a fractaled
shoulder was it?!!

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

[Nemo‏]

Waiter to Dracula: "How would you like your steak sir?"

Dracula: [points to heart] "Anywhere but here!"

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:59, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <Ee6Rs.3171$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>> In article <n6MQs.11$gw...@fx28.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> And I wonder what happened to Pinocchio whenever he lied about his
>>>>>>>> sexual exploits . . . ;o}
>>>>>>> More penis envy from you?
>>>>>> Lots of pennies envy from you!! That's why you don't like me talking
>>>>>> about my ex-pence-sieve possessions, innit!
>>>>> More non-cents ...
>>>> Mormon cents?
>>>> Do they collect for charity as well? If they spent all the money on
>>>> spectacles for the poor, they'd be collecting for clarity as well!
>>> They go and tithe one one...
>> Tithes and Cravatths?
> Its your neck.
>

The bit between my chin and my clavicles?

They never get angry though. They're Well Tempered Clavicles!

Just trying to bring Bach a bit of culture to the froup.

And watch out for those Partitas. Keep yer flies well buttoned up! (>!<)

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:59, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> In article <vi6Rs.3174$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As much as I disagree with his politics, I feel the same way about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the Birther B.S. he has to put up with.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Birther B.S.?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://sonoma-county-hauling.com/fertilizer/organic-cow-manure-compost
>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1GN-mEyvc
>>>>>>>>>>> Did they get it from the Royal Muckraker?
>>>>>>>>>> No. The Royal Moo-Craker.
>>>>>>>>> Fresh from the source...
>>>>>>>> HP Source!
>>>>>>> In a squeeze I suppose...
>>>>>> It's cheaper in the small glass bottles for some reason. Those squeeze
>>>>>> things can get an air bubble in and go splatt! - and you've got a nasty
>>>>>> new interesting shade of pebble-dashed wallpaper!
>>>>>> And I wonder if cetaceans decorate their walls with whalepaper.
>>>>> Cetacean your source for that statement!
>>>> Very poor. Non-cents again.
>>>> Planning Permission: Building Cite!
>>> Out of site, out of mind.
>> Makers UK Ltd again! - except they and the Council bods were always out
>> of their minds! Brief-faced liars as well!
> Your typical politician...
>

. . who should have been barred for life from ever being one! - and
instead of that, for the rest of his life he's to be found in the bar
and the Houses of Parliament!

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:49, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <Sj6Rs.3175$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>
>> On 07/02/2013 13:05, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <9cMQs.8$es...@fx30.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can be a real pill with out really trying...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Knock off an 'l' and I'll stamp on yer in Hebrew!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you want a real he-brew, try
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Says 'Hebresh' - and the face looks like something by Goebbels!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's as bad as using Sigma as an 'E' or Lambda as an 'A'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In North Semitic Shin looked like a W, but that was then, in the time of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Mesha Stela, and in Hieroglyphics where it originated, it was a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> small pool with three papyrus plants in it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesha_Stele
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All that history and the people it belongs to now have to take the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mickey out of it - and it's about the most beeeeaauutiful letter in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entire Alef Bays!.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Still - I bet the beer tastes good!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you claim to be the Alpha and Omega on the is topic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've studied pal�ography. Yod be well advised not to get so tau nup
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That accounts for your rather graphic language...
>>>>>>>>>>>> You think XY I swear so much?
>>>>>>>>>>> You swear to so many things that no one can be sure what the facts are.
>>>>>>>>>> That's right. I soak hen fusion everywhere.
>>>>>>>>> The fowl language does not help.
>>>>>>>> Cluck off then!
>>>>>>> Beak ause?
>>>>>> Big horse ice hay so.
>>>>> A straw man argument.
>>>> Edward Woodward would!
>>> Why wood he?
>> They put eem in one
>> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
> A wicker sense of humor
>
And here we arrrrrrrrrre, on the Usenet, looking . . . at another
typical . . . colonial . . . . mis-spelling!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NP79oConHk

:oP

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:54, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <2l6Rs.3176$UY2....@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you admit you are a mental case....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's your case I'm tall king about. That's why it says: " . . in *your*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> case . . " I don't have one at the moment. That's why my briefs are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hanging up in Hattie Shay's kitchen.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A shay-key argument
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - as to whether to buy clockwork log-hauling locomotives or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steam-powered ones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> which one did you wind up with?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nver did get any. Rivarossi brought out some very good model ones
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> donkeys' years ago but I didn't have the cash to scare in those days.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your credit rating would scare off any potential loan..
>>>>>>>>>>>> Everything was cash in those days, and a good model locomotive was
>>>>>>>>>>>> around £3 to £4!!! - even butch ones like Fleischmann!
>>>>>>>>>>> A margarin-al product at best.
>>>>>>>>>> They're selling off all the margarinal products Tomor-row.
>>>>>>>>> Butter hurry and get yours.
>>>>>>>> There're a couple of tubs of 'Pure' spread in the fridge.
>>>>>>> But pure what?
>>>>>> Diary-free spread!
>>>>> Hydrogenated oil...
>>>> Nope. Emulsified un-saturated veg oils. Oleomargarin was nothing but
>>>> hyrdogenated (saturated) oils - and deadly. That's why it's been quietly
>>>> and slowly almost sneaked off the market.
>>> If everyone likes it, the powers that be think it must be bad for them.
>> It was very bad indead for everyone!
> So you are actually part of the powers that be that think they know whats good for us!
>
Iyyy know I know what's good for me, and in the total absence of any
truly independent nutritionists, with my knowledge of nutrition gleaned
from 45+ ears as a Vegan, I'm just tipping you the wink.

What you do with it once you've got it is entirely up to you.

[Nemo‏]

Sirtis, vestis, pantsis, trousis, soxis, bootsis and a jacket!

No need for a suit anymore. No more rotten job interviews - not since
2007! :oP

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:55, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <4r6Rs.7$0J...@fx16.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
>>>>>>>>>> Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!
>>>>>>>>> You do seem to have a corner on the market for that.
>>>>>>>> And there's also a profession that has coronered the market on
>>>>>>>> investigating stiffs!
>>>>>>> How drunk do you have to get before qualifying?
>>>>>> Drunk at the starting gate,and lactic cramp out before qualifying.
>>>>> It has you in stitches?
>>>> Narr. Might seam like a good idea, but there's no suture in it!
>>> Needle-ss of its actual humor content.
>> The funniest thing about needles is that they say, "Just a little
>> scratch" as they stick it in, because when they said, "Just a little
>> prick," cheeky patients used to reply, "How do you know? You been lookin
>> in my windows?" <true>
> "Now this is not going to hurt a little bit"...
>
I had an arterial blood sample taken from my wrist once without it
hurting at all. It's usually excruciating!! The doc just distracted me
by keeping me talking so well that I didn't even notice he'd done it!

Now *that's* clever!

[Nemo‏]

It can cause nasty Nonce Equiturs as well, apparently.

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 16:01, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> In article <Vz6Rs.2646$0l5...@fx22.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would that comforter you?
>>>>>>>>>>>> I've never seen a female sheep chewing a blanket, butt ice up hoss

>>>>>>>>>>>> (brrr!) it's always possé-bull.

>>>>>>>>>>> But consider the ram-ifications.
>>>>>>>>>> Hmmm. Some of them might be ewesfull.
>>>>>>>>> But not enough to pay for a new Lamb-retta.
>>>>>>>> I'd have to have a Lentilbretta!
>>>>>>> Perhaps you need a legume up the financial ladder to afford one.
>>>>>> Don't want one. When I used to ride bikes I got through a Honda CB175, a
>>>>>> BMW R75/6, a Honda CB250 and a Suzuki 550 GS.
>>>>>> Iyyy think I dun my fair share of bikin. Tons of it in fact!
>>>>> You wrecked some mighty nice bikes.
>>>> What a total and utter pratt! Harmony moore times! You can't just make
>>>> an unsubstantiated statement to someone telling them what they've done!
>>>> If you're right, then they know what they've done so your an idiot for
>>>> telling them something they know already, and if you're wrong, then your
>>>> an idiot for telling a lie!
>>>> So the instant you open your mouth or put fingers to keyboard to make an
>>>> unsubstantiated statement, you've proved that you're a damned idiot!
>>> Seems I have struck a nerve...
>> Seams you might end up scared for life as well!
> So why are you hem'ing and Hawing about it?
>

Big horse it's fun! - and true!

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:53, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <EB6Rs.2647$0l5....@fx22.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
>>>>>>>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
>>>>>>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
>>>>>>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
>>>>>>>> Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!
>>>>>>> You do seem to have a corner on the market for that.
>>>>>> And there's also a profession that has coronered the market on
>>>>>> investigating stiffs!
>>>>> How drunk do you have to get before qualifying?

>>>> You want ° proof?
>>> Do you want to give it a taste test?
>> I daren't touch booze anymore - seriously! >:o(((((((((((((((
> You, serious? SInce when?
>
2008. Sub-dural Hćmatoma. Harmony moor times? When Dr. Cohen tells you:
no more booze, you stay told! Saved me a fortune as well it has!

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:55, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <lD6Rs.2648$0l5....@fx22.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Still passing the buck....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yers. To the people at whom it stopped.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And not at those who caused the problem.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Inversion of argument. Sometimes, for the poor little fascist mind,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there is nothing left!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> An interesting self analysis.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Except it wasn't one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just another inversion of argument. Pooves my pint!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are feeling bitters at loosing out?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Never. Anger's ture a thing I always try to avoid.
>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, you are very trying...
>>>>>>>>>> If at first you don't suck seed . . .
>>>>>>>>> Am I supposed to learn from a sucker like you?
>>>>>>>> Yers. I was going to say, "If at first you don't suck seed . . . plant
>>>>>>>> the seeds instead and smoke the nice pongy leaves that shoot up!"
>>>>>>> You should snuff that idea out.
>>>>>> I did. I tried skunk once and it was like bein hit in the head. That was
>>>>>> that. No more!
>>>>> Really raised a stink about it!
>>>> That TV station didn't even know.
>>>> http://uktv.co.uk/really/homepage/sid/
>>>> Watch out! The Cookie Monster's there!
>>> Keeps stealing yours?
>> Keeps tryin to give em to me. Friarfrox blocks em OK though.
> You do not like Chocolate Chip?
>
No. Big horse of a loo pole in the EEC food labelling regulations, they
don't have to state the ingredients of an ingredient, so when they list
'chocolate chips' as an ingredient, you could be eating any nasty thing!
- except in the Rakusen's ones, but they're quiet text pensive. S eMeS?

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:52, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <YI6Rs.1285$Ir2....@fx32.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They play what they can afford. And they can't afford what little quality
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff there is (or ever was).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Old BW films are cheap enough. I've got bought DVDs of many of them that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cost two or three quid apiece.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Signor? Where can I have apiece??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well *not* up against the police station wall for a start!! [EL WALLOP!!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But he is holding it up...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With heeez piecetol?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are gunning for trouble...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. I'm trunning for gubble!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> About what I could expect from your type.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Benguat is one of my favourite types. Art Nouveau. Very nice.
>>>>>>>>>>> You use Ben Gay on those sore muscles?
>>>>>>>>>> Nope. I use a French missile called Exo Cise!
>>>>>>>>> And I suppose you intend to rub it in...
>>>>>>>> Nope. You run it in - or in my case, walk it in!! My nose runs sometimes
>>>>>>>> but I don't.
>>>>>>> So its the nose and not you thats the drip.
>>>>>> Yers. At least it doesn't go Roman around on its own like my cousin
>>>>>> Giovanni's!!
>>>>> Thats old nose, tell us something new.
>>>> OK.
>>>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21350899
>>> Are you trying to bring that series back?
>>> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094535/?ref_=sr_1
>> It's on here at the moment - over and over and over and over and over
>> again and swamped with ads - hoodge numbers of em!
> Cutting out all the continuity...
>
I'd like to cut out all the advertisers' and the ad actors' larynges!!

Then their lar doors would all fall off and their food'd all go moUldy!!

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:57, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <OQ6Rs.5720$sh....@fx21.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My MENSA gain? There wasn't any. I took the test but didn't join. They
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> were a load of pretentious pratts!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, they could not stop laughing when they saw your score!
>>>>>>>>>>>> 162! No, they didn't laugh at all. They just started salivating thinking
>>>>>>>>>>>> of all those nice big fat subscription payments!
>>>>>>>>>>> No, I meant your IQ not your weight.
>>>>>>>>>> I wish I was 11˝ stone. I was 191 lbs last time was weighed - and the
>>>>>>>>>> weight wasn't on my mind - quite the opposite!
>>>>>>>>> So you claim not to be a fat head...
>>>>>>>> That's right. Leaves plenty of room on the planet for yours!
>>>>>>> But did you plan it that way?
>>>>>> Nope. Leit Kynes did - and he certainly knew what he was Dune!
>>>>> But he had a lot of sand.
>>>> He liked that. It enabled him to dance like Nat Jackley!
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrIRr2Fyf50
>>> A really bad case of St Vitus Dance,
>> Damned good pun just after that scene though. The Dole Orifice manager
>> got fed up with him and called him a nincompoop!, then asked, "Do you
>> know what a nincompoop is??" and Jackley replied, "Yes. It's a poop
>> without an income!"
>> Something else I've got on VHS. And visitor say, "Oooh! haven't you got
>> a lot of video cassettes?!" and I reply, "Not really. It's just a mirage!"
>> No-one's had the sense to come back with: "OK. Why do you keep a French
>> jet fighter in your flat then" yet!
> A flight of fancy on your part.
>
No. A pun. And yoo leave my part out of this!

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 16:02, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <yT6Rs.5721$sh....@fx21.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Many many people. Cats too. Some friends of mine had two Vegan cats and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they used to call them in by shouting, "Pinky - Perkey - cucumber!!" and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waving one. (A cucumber - not one of the cats.) - and they used to come
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> running. (In the normal sense of the phrase!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would like to meat those cats...
>>>>>>>>>>>> They'll be long gone now. That was donkeys' years ago. The donkeys have
>>>>>>>>>>>> probably gone by now as well.
>>>>>>>>>>> They would not be if you were not so mule headed.
>>>>>>>>>> Prudence Kitten got arrested for Muffin the Mule!
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.turnipnet.com/whirligig/tv/children/other/prudence.htm
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.sterlingtimes.co.uk/muffin.htm
>>>>>>>>> You really have some perverted public figures over there.
>>>>>>>> The only perverted public figures we have here are 6 and 9, and that's
>>>>>>>> only when their facing each other!
>>>>>>>> As the old tune says: The memory cunnilingus . . !
>>>>>>> If you can't lick them .......
>>>>>> . . . drownload pics of em from the Usenet!
>>>>> There is a class in that?
>>>> A class of Whisky would have been nice, but . . . . Doctor Zardos!
>>> Handle it gin-gerly..
>> And ruin it?! Sacrilege! The only thing I ever put in Whisky or Whiskey
>> was now-and-then an ice cube. Not the same one of course.
> I thought you were strongly into recycling?
>
Ice up hose, eventually the same water as was in the ice scroob will
come out of the tap.

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 12:47, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <BIudnTGxVZhg3onM...@westnet.com.au>,
> "William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> But his heir's certainly can.
>>>>>>>>>> It failed to carry on growing, so they buried it too!
>>>>>>>>> Why would they stubble over that minor problem?
>>>>>>>> Coz they was clumzy gits wiv too left feet!

>>>>>>>> Where they left em, nobody nose! - which is the piece of nobody's
>>>>>>>> anatomy which finally revealed where the feet had been left!

>>>>>>> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..
>>>>>> Cervix right, believing you'd care ...
>>>>> I see you fallopian all over yourself trying to disagree with me.
>>>> You missed a couple of periods .. .
>>> Are you expecting a pregnant pause?
>> Possibly nein, months later.
> You are laboring under a delusion.
>

Delusion: A heavy rainstorm inside a continental food store/restaurant.

[Nemo‏]

Can't. The back door is alarmed. I wonder who frightened it. Whoever
they are, they should Banham!

[Nemo‏]

Stop feedin im detergent then. A bubbling Baruk you want?

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:50, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <4V6Rs.5722$sh....@fx21.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Socialism will fix that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What? Introduce stumping?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And worse.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What could be worse? Iyyy really don't Fancy that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's almost necrophilia...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Cream cheese around the throat!
>>>>>>>>>>> Oh cum now.
>>>>>>>>>> If your throat smells as bad as that, you've got an inflexion! See a
>>>>>>>>>> doctor as poon as sossible! Look! There's one up in that window - just
>>>>>>>>>> there!
>>>>>>>>>> (Spike Milligan)
>>>>>>>>> Spike must have some powerful lawyers that you can't just steal his lines
>>>>>>>>> when you can't come up with something original.
>>>>>>>> His best line is on his grave's tone. His epitaph says, "I Told You I
>>>>>>>> Was Ill!" - in Gaelic!
>>>>>>>> That's why he can't sue. Eeeeez stone dead! Shame!

>>>>>>> But his heir's certainly can.
>>>>>> It failed to carry on growing, so they buried it too!
>>>>> Why would they stubble over that minor problem?
>>>> Coz they was clumzy gits wiv too left feet!

>>>> Where they left em, nobody nose! - which is the piece of nobody's
>>>> anatomy which finally revealed where the feet had been left!

>>> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..

>> Specially if the father was a Cock-knee!
> A cock-eyed view of it.
>
Askance would be a fine thing! Or if you need more light in a room in a
sinister castle, asconce!

[Nemo‏]

On 08/02/2013 15:51, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <j07Rs.5725$sh....@fx21.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So they can toot your horn...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nope. So that they can be as Hic!! as a dog!
>>>>>>>>>>> In your cups again...
>>>>>>>>>> Mug!
>>>>>>>>> Wump.
>>>>>>>> Wump ertatoe - Toup ertatoe - Freep ertatoe - Four!
>>>>>>>> On your way out, Prime Potato, please do shut the door!
>>>>>>> Lousy cadence.
>>>>>> Lousey Prime Monister! - and Click! Neg! who's not even gone digital yet!
>>>>>> They're not very good at reading their speeches either, hence, "Botch
>>>>>> the Wordie" every so often!
>>>>>> He still uses one of these.
>>>>>> http://www.sxc.hu/photo/378105
>>>>>> I had one of these. Cost me 2/- at a junk stall because the proprietor
>>>>>> couldn't get it open. I knew where the button was. 122 film it took. Not
>>>>>> available. I sold it in the end when I fellopean hard times for �25.
>>>>>> Pity. It was beeeeyootifully made.
>>>>> Button button, who's got the button.
>>>> The one with head of mutton -
>>>> He's the mutt who's got the button!
>>>> Poem for the lonely:
>>>> Hello.
>>>> Spike Milligan.
>>>> Poem on a demo:
>>>> If looks could kill I should feel ill.
>>>> The SPG is staring at me
>>>> Me
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Patrol_Group
>>>> Nazi traum stupors!
>>> While they keep you safe in your flat....
>> I don't get cops in my flat. They think I'm harmless, especially now I'm
>> re-tyred and out of harness!! ;o)
> Even if they were, you could still hide among all the piles of trash.
>
Piles of cash, yer mean!

[William B. (Billby)‏]

>>>>>>> Where they left em, nobody nose! - which is the piece of nobody's
>>>>>>> anatomy which finally revealed where the feet had been left!
>>>>>> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..

>>>>> Cervix right, believing you'd care ...

>>>> I see you fallopian all over yourself trying to disagree with me.
>>> You missed a couple of periods .. .
>> Foot trouble caused that. He was comma-toes!
> More likely colon problems ... now exit through the back door.

Tilde he sees defeet again?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <zHhRs.24727$Ez4....@fx15.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> >>>> http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7133/7494189364_fd4d1a7a48.jpg
> >>>> Twit!
> >>> MIne is louder.
> >> Use yours to warn ships and you'd sink em. Deaf feets the whole object
> >> of the exorcise! (They have to do that big horse of all the ghosts of
> >> the ancient marinas - and of the yachts that tied up at them!)
> > Sirtis yourself.
> Sirtis, vestis, pantsis, trousis, soxis, bootsis and a jacket!
> No need for a suit anymore. No more rotten job interviews - not since
> 2007! :oP

And how hard did you work not to get the jobs you interviewed for?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <49iRs.16010$tA4....@fx29.fr7>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> But his heir's certainly can.
> >>>>>>>>>> It failed to carry on growing, so they buried it too!
> >>>>>>>>> Why would they stubble over that minor problem?
> >>>>>>>> Coz they was clumzy gits wiv too left feet!
> >>>>>>>> Where they left em, nobody nose! - which is the piece of nobody's
> >>>>>>>> anatomy which finally revealed where the feet had been left!
> >>>>>>> The problem may have originally been knee-onatal..
> >>>>>> Cervix right, believing you'd care ...
> >>>>> I see you fallopian all over yourself trying to disagree with me.
> >>>> You missed a couple of periods .. .
> >>> Are you expecting a pregnant pause?
> >> Possibly nein, months later.
> > You are laboring under a delusion.
> Delusion: A heavy rainstorm inside a continental food store/restaurant.

You need to rain in those irrelevant asides.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <zhiRs.8195$NP3....@fx23.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

You really are soaking the working taxpayer..

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <I7iRs.16009$tA4....@fx29.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

Only if you faucet out.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <k4iRs.16007$tA4....@fx29.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

Then you would have to pay a fee to see the programing.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <2UhRs.21540$fx6....@fx14.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
> >>>>>>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
> >>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
> >>>>>>>> Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!
> >>>>>>> You do seem to have a corner on the market for that.
> >>>>>> And there's also a profession that has coronered the market on
> >>>>>> investigating stiffs!
> >>>>> How drunk do you have to get before qualifying?
> >>>> You want ° proof?
> >>> Do you want to give it a taste test?
> >> I daren't touch booze anymore - seriously! >:o(((((((((((((((
> > You, serious? SInce when?

> 2008. Sub-dural Hæmatoma. Harmony moor times? When Dr. Cohen tells you:

> no more booze, you stay told! Saved me a fortune as well it has!

What four tunes did it save you from singing?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <8giRs.8194$NP3....@fx23.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

Jerry and Mark would disagree with you on that.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <%dhRs.11715$0J....@fx16.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>> That's my dog's tithe, he gave a bone ...
> >>>>>>> I'll have to chew that one over for awhile.
> >>>>>> It's not polite to eat off the collection plate.
> >>>>> I only did it ingest...
> >>>> Ingest, or not you're risking heart burn in hell...
> >>> Thats not what it said in the latest issue of Readers Digest...
> >> Put on your JAME and go to bed!
> > I suppose you have fractal experience in that?
> >
> So it was Chaos Theory that gave me the experience of a fractaled
> shoulder was it?!!
You really have had some bad breaks in life...

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <MuhRs.12577$BW7....@fx25.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> >>>>>>>>> The fowl language does not help.
> >>>>>>>> Cluck off then!
> >>>>>>> Beak ause?
> >>>>>> Big horse ice hay so.
> >>>>> A straw man argument.
> >>>> Edward Woodward would!
> >>> Why wood he?
> >> They put eem in one
> >> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
> > A wicker sense of humor
> And here we arrrrrrrrrre, on the Usenet, looking . . . at another
> typical . . . colonial . . . . mis-spelling!

Now if you used a modern dictionary...

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <HZhRs.47923$rD6....@fx17.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

> No. Big horse of a loo pole in the EEC food labelling regulations, they
> don't have to state the ingredients of an ingredient, so when they list
> 'chocolate chips' as an ingredient, you could be eating any nasty thing!
> - except in the Rakusen's ones, but they're quiet text pensive. S eMeS?

Text ing your wallet?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <_KhRs.21537$fx6....@fx14.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

It could have been a real sticky situation if you had caught him at it.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <o6hRs.17368$ty4....@fx09.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>> You don't see. That's that rubble! (Mind you don't trip over any
> >>>> demolished buildings!)
> >>> And what are you doing to wreck-tify your mistake?
> >> What mis-steak is that then?
> >> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21377601
> > How much of a fine will they have to pony up for that mistake?
> No idea - but typical government - something happens that leads to
> millions of people choosing some obvious course of action and a
> government smokescreen, er, spokesman, says don't do anything, there's
> no need, carry on as usual!!
>
> What ever the issue in question is, the government just hates people
> making up their minds for themselves, so their knee-jerk reaction is
> always, "Don't do it. Carry on as usual!"
>
> C***s!!
Or to punish everyone if one or two people cause a problem.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <f3dRs.5294$ci3....@fx27.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Same way as Ancient Britons used to - by Woad Association.
> >>>>>>> I'd rater die ....
> >>>>>> Could be arranged. A little strychnine in the woad. Then you'd become
> >>>>>> the woad-wearing crampion!
> >>>>> But that would cramp your style...
> >>>> Not mine. You'd be the one with yer own muscles breakin all yer boans!
> >>> You are the one who has been complaining about his bad breaks.
> >> Look what happens when I mention my good ones! Jealous, see?
> > You have good one's?!?!?!
> A Nuge Humber!
Is that supposed to be one of those nuge nuge, wink wink statements?

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <DghRs.11716$0J....@fx16.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>> Mormon cents?
> >>>>> Do they collect for charity as well? If they spent all the money on
> >>>>> spectacles for the poor, they'd be collecting for clarity as well!
> >>>> They go and tithe one one...

> >>> That's my dog's tithe, he gave a bone ...

> >> Whatever turns you on!
> > Gnaw, I have a stake for you!
> Waiter to Dracula: "How would you like your steak sir?"
> Dracula: [points to heart] "Anywhere but here!"
Now that really hits the spot.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <TphRs.16006$tA4....@fx29.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As much as I disagree with his politics, I feel the same way about
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the Birther B.S. he has to put up with.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Birther B.S.?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://sonoma-county-hauling.com/fertilizer/organic-cow-manure-compost
> >>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1GN-mEyvc
> >>>>>>>>>>> Did they get it from the Royal Muckraker?
> >>>>>>>>>> No. The Royal Moo-Craker.
> >>>>>>>>> Fresh from the source...
> >>>>>>>> HP Source!
> >>>>>>> In a squeeze I suppose...
> >>>>>> It's cheaper in the small glass bottles for some reason. Those squeeze
> >>>>>> things can get an air bubble in and go splatt! - and you've got a nasty
> >>>>>> new interesting shade of pebble-dashed wallpaper!
> >>>>>> And I wonder if cetaceans decorate their walls with whalepaper.
> >>>>> Cetacean your source for that statement!
> >>>> Very poor. Non-cents again.
> >>>> Planning Permission: Building Cite!
> >>> Out of site, out of mind.
> >> Makers UK Ltd again! - except they and the Council bods were always out
> >> of their minds! Brief-faced liars as well!
> > Your typical politician...
> . . who should have been barred for life from ever being one! - and
> instead of that, for the rest of his life he's to be found in the bar
> and the Houses of Parliament!
It would not be so bad if he stayed in the bar 24/7...

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <2RhRs.21539$fx6....@fx14.fr7>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Would that comforter you?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> I've never seen a female sheep chewing a blanket, butt ice up hoss
> >>>>>>>>>>>> (brrr!) it's always possé-bull.
> >>>>>>>>>>> But consider the ram-ifications.
> >>>>>>>>>> Hmmm. Some of them might be ewesfull.
> >>>>>>>>> But not enough to pay for a new Lamb-retta.
> >>>>>>>> I'd have to have a Lentilbretta!
> >>>>>>> Perhaps you need a legume up the financial ladder to afford one.
> >>>>>> Don't want one. When I used to ride bikes I got through a Honda CB175, a
> >>>>>> BMW R75/6, a Honda CB250 and a Suzuki 550 GS.
> >>>>>> Iyyy think I dun my fair share of bikin. Tons of it in fact!
> >>>>> You wrecked some mighty nice bikes.
> >>>> What a total and utter pratt! Harmony moore times! You can't just make
> >>>> an unsubstantiated statement to someone telling them what they've done!
> >>>> If you're right, then they know what they've done so your an idiot for
> >>>> telling them something they know already, and if you're wrong, then your
> >>>> an idiot for telling a lie!
> >>>> So the instant you open your mouth or put fingers to keyboard to make an
> >>>> unsubstantiated statement, you've proved that you're a damned idiot!
> >>> Seems I have struck a nerve...
> >> Seams you might end up scared for life as well!
> > So why are you hem'ing and Hawing about it?
> Big horse it's fun! - and true!
It's true that you like hem'ing and hawing...

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <1ohRs.16005$tA4....@fx29.fr7>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> And I wonder what happened to Pinocchio whenever he lied about his
> >>>>>>>> sexual exploits . . . ;o}
> >>>>>>> More penis envy from you?
> >>>>>> Lots of pennies envy from you!! That's why you don't like me talking
> >>>>>> about my ex-pence-sieve possessions, innit!
> >>>>> More non-cents ...

> >>>> Mormon cents?
> >>>> Do they collect for charity as well? If they spent all the money on
> >>>> spectacles for the poor, they'd be collecting for clarity as well!
> >>> They go and tithe one one...

> >> Tithes and Cravatths?
> > Its your neck.
> The bit between my chin and my clavicles?
A scrag-ly looking thing..

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <MNhRs.21538$fx6....@fx14.fr7>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have no finesse...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Next time I paint an S, I'll have to do a bold one then.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that the S'ence of your argument?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well you said 'fine'! A very rare occurrence for you I woody magine. And
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> if I were to do some signwriting on a piece of un-enclosed land, you'd
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> see the common S-sence of my argument!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> DOn't be so Sinine..
> >>>>>>>>>>>> I used to be able to Sinine times a day once butt I can't manage it now!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Got yourself in the end?
> >>>>>>>>>> Nope. Mrs. Palmer and her five lovely daughters did!
> >>>>>>>>> Which one did she try and paler off on you?
> >>>>>>>> All of em . . . at once!!!! ;o)))))))))))))))))))))))))
> >>>>>>> And you were not up to the task?
> >>>>>> I was then!
> >>>>> Braggart.
> >>>> No art!
> >>> You called in Art to help?
> >> Yers. And No Art Zark tied up outside!
> >> Very best art shop:
> >> http://www.cassart.co.uk/
> >> Lomography? Photographing cats down holes??
> >> http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11524657/Cat_Angel.jpg
> >> YUK!
> >> With my £2Ks' worth dangling round my neck, I want highmoggies of classy
> >> cats!
> > I did not realize tooth decay could do that much damage.
> It can cause nasty Nonce Equiturs as well, apparently.
And you would like to pull them!

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <%5iRs.16008$tA4....@fx29.fr7>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> My MENSA gain? There wasn't any. I took the test but didn't join. They
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> were a load of pretentious pratts!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So, they could not stop laughing when they saw your score!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> 162! No, they didn't laugh at all. They just started salivating thinking
> >>>>>>>>>>>> of all those nice big fat subscription payments!
> >>>>>>>>>>> No, I meant your IQ not your weight.
> >>>>>>>>>> I wish I was 11˝ stone. I was 191 lbs last time was weighed - and the
> >>>>>>>>>> weight wasn't on my mind - quite the opposite!
> >>>>>>>>> So you claim not to be a fat head...
> >>>>>>>> That's right. Leaves plenty of room on the planet for yours!
> >>>>>>> But did you plan it that way?
> >>>>>> Nope. Leit Kynes did - and he certainly knew what he was Dune!
> >>>>> But he had a lot of sand.
> >>>> He liked that. It enabled him to dance like Nat Jackley!
> >>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrIRr2Fyf50
> >>> A really bad case of St Vitus Dance,
> >> Damned good pun just after that scene though. The Dole Orifice manager
> >> got fed up with him and called him a nincompoop!, then asked, "Do you
> >> know what a nincompoop is??" and Jackley replied, "Yes. It's a poop
> >> without an income!"
> >> Something else I've got on VHS. And visitor say, "Oooh! haven't you got
> >> a lot of video cassettes?!" and I reply, "Not really. It's just a mirage!"
> >> No-one's had the sense to come back with: "OK. Why do you keep a French
> >> jet fighter in your flat then" yet!
> > A flight of fancy on your part.
> No. A pun. And yoo leave my part out of this!
Butt you keep putting it in!

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <eChRs.5221$2S5....@fx02.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you admit you are a mental case....
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's your case I'm tall king about. That's why it says: " . . in *your*
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> case . . " I don't have one at the moment. That's why my briefs are
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hanging up in Hattie Shay's kitchen.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A shay-key argument
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - as to whether to buy clockwork log-hauling locomotives or
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steam-powered ones.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> which one did you wind up with?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nver did get any. Rivarossi brought out some very good model ones
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> donkeys' years ago but I didn't have the cash to scare in those days.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Your credit rating would scare off any potential loan..
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Everything was cash in those days, and a good model locomotive was
> >>>>>>>>>>>> around £3 to £4!!! - even butch ones like Fleischmann!
> >>>>>>>>>>> A margarin-al product at best.
> >>>>>>>>>> They're selling off all the margarinal products Tomor-row.
> >>>>>>>>> Butter hurry and get yours.
> >>>>>>>> There're a couple of tubs of 'Pure' spread in the fridge.
> >>>>>>> But pure what?
> >>>>>> Diary-free spread!
> >>>>> Hydrogenated oil...
> >>>> Nope. Emulsified un-saturated veg oils. Oleomargarin was nothing but
> >>>> hyrdogenated (saturated) oils - and deadly. That's why it's been quietly
> >>>> and slowly almost sneaked off the market.
> >>> If everyone likes it, the powers that be think it must be bad for them.
> >> It was very bad indead for everyone!
> > So you are actually part of the powers that be that think they know whats good for us!
> Iyyy know I know what's good for me, and in the total absence of any
> truly independent nutritionists, with my knowledge of nutrition gleaned
> from 45+ ears as a Vegan, I'm just tipping you the wink.
Do the immigration people know that your from Vegan?

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>> >>> Thats not what it said in the latest issue of Readers Digest...
>> >> Put on your JAME and go to bed!
>> > I suppose you have fractal experience in that?
>> So it was Chaos Theory that gave me the experience of a fractaled
>> shoulder was it?!!
>You really have had some bad breaks in life...

I simpa thighs with ye, Roll dem bones!

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>> >>> That's my dog's tithe, he gave a bone ...
>> >> Whatever turns you on!
>> > Gnaw, I have a stake for you!
>> Waiter to Dracula: "How would you like your steak sir?"
>> Dracula: [points to heart] "Anywhere but here!"
>Now that really hits the spot.

I heard the young vampires play T Bone with their bats ...

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>> >> >> You missed a couple of periods .. .
>> >> > Are you expecting a pregnant pause?
>> >> Possibly nein, months later.
>> >You are laboring under a delusion.

>> So, poppa is Dom De Luise' son ?
>Fat chance.
Then that would be oliver a Hardy, har-har.
Don't rest on your Laurels ...

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>>>>> I see you fallopian all over yourself trying to disagree with me.

>>>> You missed a couple of periods .. .

>>> Foot trouble caused that. He was comma-toes!
>> More likely colon problems ... now exit through the back door.

>Can't. The back door is alarmed. I wonder who frightened it. Whoever
>they are, they should Banham!
I hate alramed back doors, I's'pect ADT.

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>>>>> I see you fallopian all over yourself trying to disagree with me.
>>>> You missed a couple of periods .. .
>>> Foot trouble caused that. He was comma-toes!
>> More likely colon problems ... now exit through the back door.
>Tilde he sees defeet again?

Umlaut saying - it's a hash of a mess!

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>>> U terrrrrrusts are all the same!
>>> (Just thought I'd give Dubbya the Shrub a plug! I think nowadays, that's
>>> the only thing that gets him up in the morning!)
>> No bama, no fuss, no nuttin'!
>Stop feedin im detergent then. A bubbling Baruk you want?
You haven't listened lately, it a gurgling waterfall now.

[Sir F.A. Rien‏]

>> >>> You are the one who has been complaining about his bad breaks.
>> >> Look what happens when I mention my good ones! Jealous, see?
>> > You have good one's?!?!?!
>> A Nuge Humber!
>Is that supposed to be one of those nuge nuge, wink wink statements?

I'll give him a 'nudgie'!

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <guuch8hs4s57i40vk...@4ax.com>,

I would rather jump them.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <7s0dh85tqpdags6mu...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Stan-d up and be counted.

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <j31dh8hlll2ge0tve...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Don't rub it in...

[Michael N. LeVine‏]

In article <mq0dh8p1eicdr97j6...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Wheres the bat boy when you need him.

[William B. (Billby)‏]

In that situation it's best to get plastered.