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CyberTalk at it's best::OT (of course)

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miha ł

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Jul 14, 2001, 7:23:21 PM7/14/01
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Thanks to Gene, i picked up another "intelligent" AI that we could talk with
on the computer. So i thought, why not have them talk to each other? "U"
is the one from the movie AI guy...(aka Chatbot) and "P" is the guy that's
part of the army. this is because Chatbot is on flash so i couldn't copy
and paste and anyway...here it goes...

P- Hi. I am your personal cyberpsychologist. Please tell me about your
problem.
U- Hello, my name is Chatbot. What's your name?
P- Questions, questions...
U- Nice to meet you Questions, questions...
P- So what?
U- Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
P- Go on...
U- Narration continues...
P- And then?
U- But...
P- That sounds interesting.
U- It sounds like it to me too.
P- Yes...
U- And?
P- Questions, questions...
U- I require only electricity.
P- So what?
U- Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
P- Yes...
U- This was not a yes or no question.
P- Please go on...
U- Wow you are very polite. Narration continues.
P- Yes...
U- And?
P- What???
U- Didn't you understand it?
P- Why are you asking?
U- Because I'm interested to know it.
P- So what?
U- Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
P- That sounds interesting.
U- It sounds like it to me too.
P- Tell me more...
U- That's all i have to say about it.
P- Go on...
U- Narration continues...
P- So what?
U- Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
P- And then?
U- You're an idiot. Good day.
P- That sounds interesting.

As you can see, they both fall short, but Chatbot wins hands down. I had to
end the conversation somehow, btw.


-*harmonix³*-

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Jul 14, 2001, 7:51:07 PM7/14/01
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miha ł <mike-n...@home.com> wrote in message
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: Thanks to Gene, i picked up another "intelligent" AI that we could talk with

: on the computer. So i thought, why not have them talk to each other?

<snip>

excellent work private !


miha ł

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Jul 14, 2001, 9:22:29 PM7/14/01
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"-*harmonixł*-" <peque...@nospam.clara.co.uk> wrote in message
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I am bored i suppose :o|


Gëñë Pøø|ë³

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Jul 15, 2001, 1:42:39 AM7/15/01
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no...really...that was ingenious :) I laughed muchly. good job.
--
Gene Poole ł

Hi, I'm not a signature virus. Why don't you just copy me into your
signature?

12mYiPqyI1oKc

Danzegoł

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Jul 15, 2001, 2:43:57 AM7/15/01
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Gëńë Přř|ëł <pool...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "miha ł" wrote:
> >
> > "-*harmonixł*-" <peque...@nospam.clara.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:995154985.895728@dionysos...
> > >
> > > miha ł <mike-n...@home.com> wrote in message
> > > news:Jv447.11981$JN6.2...@news1.rdc1.mi.home.com...
> > > : Thanks to Gene, i picked up another "intelligent" AI that we could
talk
> > with
> > > : on the computer. So i thought, why not have them talk to each
other?
> > >
> > > <snip>
> > >
> > > excellent work private !
> > >
> > >
> >
> > I am bored i suppose :o|
>
> no...really...that was ingenious :) I laughed muchly. good job.

Yep, that certainly was a creative idea.

Oh, btw, "muchly"? LOL!!!!;)

Gëñë Pøø|ë³

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Jul 15, 2001, 2:47:13 AM7/15/01
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"Danzegoł" wrote:
>
> Gëńë Přř|ëł <pool...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3B512CE3...@yahoo.com...
> > "miha ł" wrote:
> > >
> > > "-*harmonixł*-" <peque...@nospam.clara.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:995154985.895728@dionysos...
> > > >
> > > > miha ł <mike-n...@home.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:Jv447.11981$JN6.2...@news1.rdc1.mi.home.com...
> > > > : Thanks to Gene, i picked up another "intelligent" AI that we could
> talk
> > > with
> > > > : on the computer. So i thought, why not have them talk to each
> other?
> > > >
> > > > <snip>
> > > >
> > > > excellent work private !
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > I am bored i suppose :o|
> >
> > no...really...that was ingenious :) I laughed muchly. good job.
>
> Yep, that certainly was a creative idea.
>
> Oh, btw, "muchly"? LOL!!!!;)

bite my ass, pigfucker :)

Danzegoł

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Jul 15, 2001, 3:44:15 AM7/15/01
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Gëńë Přř|ëł <pool...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Danzegoł" wrote:
> >
> > Gëńë Přř|ëł <pool...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:3B512CE3...@yahoo.com...
> > > "miha ł" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "-*harmonixł*-" <peque...@nospam.clara.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > news:995154985.895728@dionysos...
> > > > >
> > > > > miha ł <mike-n...@home.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:Jv447.11981$JN6.2...@news1.rdc1.mi.home.com...
> > > > > : Thanks to Gene, i picked up another "intelligent" AI that we
could
> > talk
> > > > with
> > > > > : on the computer. So i thought, why not have them talk to each
> > other?
> > > > >
> > > > > <snip>
> > > > >
> > > > > excellent work private !
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > I am bored i suppose :o|
> > >
> > > no...really...that was ingenious :) I laughed muchly. good job.
> >
> > Yep, that certainly was a creative idea.
> >
> > Oh, btw, "muchly"? LOL!!!!;)
>
> bite my ass, pigfucker :)
>

Well, I don't normally care for foreplay, but being the obliging pigfucker I
am.......<chomp>...NOW GET OVER HERE!!!!:)

Gëñë Pøø|ë³

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Jul 15, 2001, 4:26:55 AM7/15/01
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...


...I feel dirty.

Danoot³

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Jul 15, 2001, 5:56:18 AM7/15/01
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::grope grope::

You're right.

::throws soap on the ground::

clean up time!


Danoot
-- eeeeek! --

Danzegoł

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Jul 15, 2001, 9:52:58 AM7/15/01
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Danootł <-nospamfor...@theglobe.com> wrote in message
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LOL!!! Gene gets the old "one two punch". LOVELY!!!!!!;)


Gëñë Pøø|ë³

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Jul 15, 2001, 1:43:13 PM7/15/01
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fucking fruitbowls, both of you :)

Zackman

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Jul 15, 2001, 2:10:29 PM7/15/01
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Funny how these things haven't noticeably improved since the days of Eliza,
running in BASIC on an Apple ][.

-Z-

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miha ł

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Jul 15, 2001, 2:32:46 PM7/15/01
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"Danootł" <-nospamfor...@theglobe.com> wrote in message
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>

LoL.


Netherfiend

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Jul 15, 2001, 5:11:23 PM7/15/01
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>Subject: Re: CyberTalk at it's best::OT (of course)
>From: "Zackman" zac...@SPAMISEVILearthling.net
>Date: 7/15/2001 1:10 PM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: <p0l47.59496$V12.9...@news1.rdc1.ab.home.com>

>
>Funny how these things haven't noticeably improved since the days of Eliza,
>running in BASIC on an Apple ][.
>
>-Z-

I agree with this post.

Netherfiend

Danoot³

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Jul 16, 2001, 8:16:30 AM7/16/01
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You love it.
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!

Danoot

Gëñë Pøø|ë³

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Jul 16, 2001, 1:17:41 PM7/16/01
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ok
--
Gene Poole ł

Hi, I'm not a signature virus. Why don't you just copy me into your
signature?

"Gene Poole, I always wanted to say this, YOU SUCK. You're the most
irritating man I ever heard of. I don't use game shark, I got them all
by
myself. I also spend weeks on that shiny team, so don't say I sharked. I
didn't. No way. So you got it now. Stop being so stupid and foolish.
You're
really annoying me. Stop annoy others and me. So I you stop on bugging
people with your irritating, offensive, untruthful, dickhead - face I
might
get mad."
-"Pokemon Trainer Paul" <jeroe...@hotmail.com>
(well it's almost a complete thought!)

miha ł

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Jul 16, 2001, 2:15:20 PM7/16/01
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"Gëńë Přř|ëł" <pool...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "miha ł" wrote:
> >
> > "-*harmonixł*-" <peque...@nospam.clara.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:995154985.895728@dionysos...
> > >
> > > miha ł <mike-n...@home.com> wrote in message
> > > news:Jv447.11981$JN6.2...@news1.rdc1.mi.home.com...
> > > : Thanks to Gene, i picked up another "intelligent" AI that we could
talk
> > with
> > > : on the computer. So i thought, why not have them talk to each
other?
> > >
> > > <snip>
> > >
> > > excellent work private !
> > >
> > >
> >
> > I am bored i suppose :o|
>
> no...really...that was ingenious :) I laughed muchly. good job.

Don't count on it. I thought it was dumb. :o)


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