Marathon is a violent computer game that must be BANNED!!!
T-Rex
the Columbine massacre, these games do turn kids into
murderous psychos. Violence is the only solution in these
murder simulations and the result is a growing number
of spree shooters.
These games MUST be BANNED or many more innocent
people will die!!!
OUTLAW Marathon! Outlaw all violent computer- and videogames!!!
joni...@gmail.com
I think we need to get someone in Washington to help us ban these
games, and the sooner the better. However, I'm not so sure Marathon
has been the cause of any sprees YET, but it damn sure could be. Here
are some of the signs by which we will know when this so-called "game"
has spawned violence against our fellow human beings:
* The shooter tries to turn and change direction while falling through
the air.
* He chooses to slaughter with his fists, because it causes more
damage than his firearm.
* He breathes nitrous out of red, yellow, and purple canisters to
"gain shields."
* He believes people wearing green will explode against him.
* He makes swooshing sounds with his mouth and claims he was
"teleported in."
* He plugs frisbees into his body to "become invisible" and to
experience other dangerous effects.
* He refers to his boss by names like "Durandal," "Tycho," and
"Leela."
* He singles out tall, skinny people using walking sticks.
* He believes he can walk in "5D space," but he still thinks bridges
and balconies are optical illusions.
* He commits suicide because he attempts to get away by "grenade
hopping."
I wanted to have a merry Christmas, but now that's been ruined by my
newfound anxiety that a madman such as the one described above will
terrorize our nation.
Jamie Kahn Genet
Oh, won't SOMEBODY think of the children? LMAO! Your thinking is
simplistic and flawed. You're clearly not smart enough to be let near a
computer. Please save the world a ton of grief and fuck off. Now.
Warmest regards,
Jamie Kahn Genet
--
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
rigger
(in article <1i9zme9.rzt419f104t7N%li...@wizardling.geek.nz>):
> Oh, won't SOMEBODY think of the children? LMAO! Your thinking is
> simplistic and flawed. You're clearly not smart enough to be let near a
> computer. Please save the world a ton of grief and fuck off. Now.
[*passes JKG a pair of hemostats*]
Here, Jamie; these oughtta help get that hook out of your jaw.
--
rigger-at-TDS-dot-net
IATSE#274 DoD#2117 ACGwB#5 NGI#666 BMoZ#[classified]
Jamie Kahn Genet
> On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 19:26:51 -0500, Jamie Kahn Genet wrote
> (in article <1i9zme9.rzt419f104t7N%li...@wizardling.geek.nz>):
>
> > Oh, won't SOMEBODY think of the children? LMAO! Your thinking is
> > simplistic and flawed. You're clearly not smart enough to be let near a
> > computer. Please save the world a ton of grief and fuck off. Now.
>
> [*passes JKG a pair of hemostats*]
> Here, Jamie; these oughtta help get that hook out of your jaw.
*pokes out tongue* I feel the need for some CARNAGGGGGEEE!