HA! Fuck you all! I got a *car*!
Victor W. Wong
What's the matter, Michele? Are you AFRAID of the North? Are you
AFRAID of l'il baby Merlin and the flabby Bullfrog? Are you AFRAID
that (gasp) you find Canadian cuisine tastes BETTER than Italian/Amer-
ican?
Going south. Geez, what a wimp.
The Bandwidth Mountie
vin...@micor.ocunix.on.ca
--
Michele Dall'Agata
>
> In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>
> >Yup, life sucks a little bit less.
> >
> >A good friend of mine borrowed me his car! It is a piece of junk, but at
> >least it will let me going around without to ask a ride any fucking time I
> >need to move!
>
> Boy, you sure have some stupid friends!
Maybe. They are amerikans, you know...
> But, seeing as it's a shitbox, you'll probably look perfect in it.
Pfah! Just wait that my Cady will be fixed, and you'll see!
>
> >He, he, and the other fucking Cady will be ready in about one week, with a
> >new sparking engine!
>
> Bwahahahaha...I should fucking HOPE so, you ninny.
Ninny?
> If it dont spark, you dont go.
FOR SURE IT WILL! If it doesn't, the mechanic is going to pay for everything!
I got one year warranty!
>
> >You know what it means? Do you want to know what it means?!? IT MEANS THAT
> >AFTER FIXING IT I WILL TAKE THAT FUCKING CAR AND I WILL MAKE A RIDE AROUND
> >FUCKING USA!!
> >Direction? South!
>
> South?
Yup. Is anything wrong with it?
> Uh...Has anyone warned the southerners?
Yes, somebody did it. Me, with my posting! :)
> Tell ya what, go into one
> of those picturesque little towns, and look for a place with LOTS of
> Harley's outside, mebbe some semi's for good measure. Be sure and wear
> your biker outfit, it will help you blend in better.
Ok, I will. I like Harleys!
> Go inside and start
> cursing at the ugliest motherfucker in the joint (mirrors don't count),
> and you'll all be buddies in no time. They'll want to party with you so bad.
Pfui! I know how to deal with this kind of people. My brother is a punk.
They are not as bad as you picture them. They just are human beings like me
and... hmmmm, I really can not say you... Let me say me and others. With
feelings, a wish to have fun, and, last but not least, respect for real
men. I am not afraid of them, I know how to deal with them.
>
Michele
George Curtis
In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>In article <CKqAr...@suncad.camosun.bc.ca>, uh...@freenet.Victoria.BC.CA (George Curtis) writes:
>>
>> In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>>
>> Bwahahahaha...I should fucking HOPE so, you ninny.
>
>Ninny?
Ninny, no mind, dork, loser, twit, doormat....Just pick one and run with it..
>
>> Uh...Has anyone warned the southerners?
>
>Yes, somebody did it. Me, with my posting! :)
>
>> Tell ya what, go into one
>> of those picturesque little towns, and look for a place with LOTS of
>> Harley's outside, mebbe some semi's for good measure. Be sure and wear
>> your biker outfit, it will help you blend in better.
>
>Ok, I will. I like Harleys!
>
>> Go inside and start
>> cursing at the ugliest motherfucker in the joint (mirrors don't count),
>> and you'll all be buddies in no time. They'll want to party with you so bad.
>
>Pfui! I know how to deal with this kind of people. My brother is a punk.
>They are not as bad as you picture them. They just are human beings like me
>and... hmmmm, I really can not say you... Let me say me and others. With
>feelings, a wish to have fun, and, last but not least, respect for real
>men. I am not afraid of them, I know how to deal with them.
>>
> Michele
That's a good boy Michele, just waltz in there with your heavy accent,
gresy hair, and your "kinder, gentler" attitude. You know how much those
good ol boyz just LOVE it when a guy as obviously sensitive as you waltzes
in. Matter of fact, they'll love you to pieces!
I'll arrange for the flowers and the hole in the ground to throw you in.
It's the least I can do for ya.
--
/\ / /\ / / / /~~~~~ /~\ /\
/ \ / / \ / /___ / / /___\ / \
/___/ / / \ / / / / ~~~~ / \ / / the Cenobite
/ / / \/ / / /_____ / //___/
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
:uh...@freenet.Victoria.BC.CA (George Curtis) writes:
:> In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
:> Bwahahahaha...I should fucking HOPE so, you ninny.
:
:Ninny?
He was just horsing around.
:> If it dont spark, you dont go.
:
:FOR SURE IT WILL! If it doesn't, the mechanic is going to pay for everything!
:I got one year warranty!
Yes, and you may also have won a million dollars. That guarantee ain't worth
the crayon it's written with.
:> >You know what it means? Do you want to know what it means?!? IT MEANS THAT
:> >AFTER FIXING IT I WILL TAKE THAT FUCKING CAR AND I WILL MAKE A RIDE AROUND
:> >FUCKING USA!!
:> >Direction? South!
:>
:> South?
:
:Yup. Is anything wrong with it?
Nope. Here's a little tip, though. If you get pulled over in Alabama, be sure
to stand up for yourself. Cops down there don't have any respect for wimps. Be
sure to call him lots of names. Show 'em who's the boss. And if he pulls his
gun, he's bluffing. It's true.
Really.
:My brother is a punk.
There's a real newsflash.
For the n-th time I would discover that people whom I thought
had about the same IQ of me, really is worth nothing.
--Michele Dall'Agata
Grizabella
In article <2j5mrv$5...@fnnews.fnal.gov>, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>
> Isn't it wonderful when women fight for me? :-)
>
> Michele
Not when we're fighting over which one of us *doesn't* get you.
You can have him *all* to yourself, Paula. Have fun, kiddies...
Meows and kisses from the GlamourCat...
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--------------------------- || of talking, don't they?"
VP Casting/Personnel, || --_ The Wizard of Oz_
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-- Future Disney Cabinet || think like one." -- _Deadlock_
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A Hideously Aggressive BFG
:> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
:
:> :> Nope. Here's a little tip, though. If you get pulled over in Alabama, be
:> :>sure to stand up for yourself.
:> :He, he... I am not an idiot, smarty. I *know* that they would shot me
:> :immediately. They do the same in Illinois....
:>
:> Nawww. That's just all those movies you've seen.
:>
:We are in Amerika, bung boy. It happened to a couple of friend of mine
:(well, they did not really shot my friends, but they were ready for it...)
Did they identify themselves as friends of yours? That could have been the
whole problem.
There are and there will always be somebody somewhere
that doesn't understand quality...
--Paal Ditlefsen Ekran
Avoid normal situations.
: HA! What a moron! I live in the North, you idiot. I am just tired of cold
: (fuck the fucking cold). I am not afraid of anything!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTT
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
George Curtis
In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>uh...@freenet.Victoria.BC.CA (George Curtis) writes:
>> In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>
>> >> Ninny, no mind, dork, loser, twit, doormat....Just pick one and run with
>> >>it..
>> >Get lost.
>>
>> Originality isn't your strong suit, is it?
>
>It is not worth to spend too much energies to answer to a lame.
>>
>> >Bah. You are scared of them because you have such an idiotic attitude.
>> >I am not afraid of them, they respect me. As a matter of fact, they always
>> >says 'Hi' to me when I meet one here in Illinois.
>>
>> "Scared of them"? Bwahahah! You know nothing about me, lamebrained pasta
>> putz. I spent a good deal of my "formitive years" hangin with all the
>> punks and rowdies here.
>
>Oh, that means that I should be impressed? Well, I am not, you fuckhead.
I didn't say that grease ball. Just that your not the only one to have any
contact with the "subversive subculture"
>I started to deal with criminals since the day I am borned, you idiot.
>People with gun machines, people dealing with drugs, people that used to
>speed up to 160 miles per houres in narrow streets, for the fun of killing
>somebody making an accident.
>
>Dangerous people, sure. But I have always been able to deal with them
>avoiding the very dangerous risks.
Oh, so now _I'm_ supposed to be the one impressed now? *Yawn*
>My neighbour was not exactly what you can define a nice neighbour,
>it was quite dangerous. Maybe it was not a mess like some you find
>in America, but being you from Canada that does not matter...
Michele, have you ever visited Vancouver? It has as bad a rep for crime
now as some of the bigger U.S. metropolitan areas.
>> Oh, we may have paid _some_ attention to you,
>
>We?
>
>> no matter how negative, but once you were gone, we were bustin out bags
>> laughing at you, unbelieving that the powers that be could have graced the
>> planet with such brainless fecal matter.
>
>Really who had fun of them it is me. It has been fun to deal with them, to
>learn about that way to see things, to see life. But it has been even more
>fun to watch them dieing for drugs, going to jail, while I was at university.
>
>I pity them, some of them were good friends of mine, but unfortunately
>they were not smart enough.
>
>I instead wonder as a moron like you could escape from that shit. Or was it
>just a matter of 'punk fashion'? Or, maybe, they kicked you out of their
>group? Hmmm?
Well, seeing as, unlike others, I had the smarts to realize ther was more
to life than goin on rocker hunts, I did my tiume and grew up. There was
no "escape" per se required, I simply played my cards right, and came out
of it with my skin intact. Do you really think your so unique in your
experiences? Get real.
>> >Dream on, pink boy.
>>
>> Wishing will make it so...
>
>Good for you.
>>
> Michele
John Cormac Davis
> (George Curtis) writes:
> > (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
> >
> > >Isn't it wonderful when women fight for me? :-)
> > >
>
> You do not understand too much about women, do you?
>
Michelle, on the other hand, has perused many books and
magazines on the subject of women, and will soon be sufficiently
confident to actually meet one.
Paula Freeman
Mostly magazines, with very little text and lots of pictures that are all
stuck together.
Paula
Michele Dall'Agata
> In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
> >
> >Oh, that means that I should be impressed? Well, I am not, you fuckhead.
>
> I didn't say that grease ball. Just that your not the only one to have any
> contact with the "subversive subculture"
Never pretended to say that, pindick.
>
> Michele, have you ever visited Vancouver? It has as bad a rep for crime
> now as some of the bigger U.S. metropolitan areas.
A little bit defensive, aren't we?
>
> Well, seeing as, unlike others, I had the smarts to realize ther was more
> to life than goin on rocker hunts, I did my tiume and grew up. There was
> no "escape" per se required, I simply played my cards right, and came out
> of it with my skin intact. Do you really think your so unique in your
> experiences? Get real.
Fuck you, idiot! Who ever said to be 'unique'?! There are plenty of people
that had similar experiences! But not too many. It has been a pain to deal
with all the motherfuckers children of a rich daddy without any clue about
life at university! And of them, there are too many!
And those are the people that I flame for real. If you are not one of them,
well, think about something different. You started this flame, and it
did not work.
So, shut the fuck up and do not try to tease me. You are not able.
Michele
>
Michele Dall'Agata
Listen, bebe', do not apply to others what it is true for you, it does
not work. Deal with your personal pains alone, and work on them. it is
the only solution.
In the meantime, take a break from alt.flame, it is fusing your little brain.
Michele
>
Michele Dall'Agata
>
> > Michelle, on the other hand, has perused many books and magazines on the
> > subject of women, and will soon be sufficiently confident to actually
> > meet one.
> Mostly magazines, with very little text and lots of pictures that are all
> stuck together.
I must admit you look quite pretty on some of them.
Michele
>
> Paula
Irish Redneck
(Grizabella) wrote:
> Keep in mind that all the Southern Belles carry guns-- we have to
> protect ourselves, you know.
Bullshit, sweetpea. Southern women are the most pampered women in the
world. You've been hangin' around too many New York biker dikes.
Irish Redneck
haus...@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C.Haushalter) wrote:
> In article <2j5mp6$5...@fnnews.fnal.gov> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> >I am going to be tired of this. Listen, you babes: I have plenty of vacation
> >days to spend, so you have two choice:
> >
> >1) You both shut the fuck up and let casuality decide who will be the lucky
> > chick - or
> >2) I use all my vacation days and I make a trip that goes from Chicago to
> > California to Lousiana, to Florida to Seattle and then back to Chicago!@!@
> >
> >You have been warned.
> >
> > Michele
>
> Michele: dinner at our house last night:
>
> (1) Crabmeat stuffed mushrooms: get some large mushrooms and remove the
> stems. mince the stems, some shallots and garlic and saute in butter.
> just as they're done, add some finely chopped cooked crabmeat, some
> seasoned bread crumbs, a small amount of mozarella, some parmesan, a
> pinch of Back Bay and ground cayenne, freshly cracked black pepper, a
> little white wine and enough egg to hold together. when mixing, stir
> only in one direction to align the fibers to improve the texture. Stuff
> the caps and sprinkle with some additional parmesan and a few bread
> crumbs on op and bake at 350F and then finish off with a few minutes
> under the broiler.
>
> (2) Stuffed flounder: simple bread stuffing, litely seasoned
> (3) long grain and wild rice cooked in chicken broth
> (4) julienned carrots, yellow squash and zucchini, stir fried then
> steamed for a second with some chicken broth for a minute at the end
> (5) a small round, glutenous loaf of sourdough bread
> (6) a cherry cobbler for dessert
>
> It was delicious.
>
> When I lived in Chicago, we used to go to this restaurant on St.Charles
> road (I forget which town) called Benvenuti's. Do you know this place?
> It was really good.
>
> Your friend, Bob
Bob, you OK? You been takin' your "be good" pills again?
Martin Hannigan
>John Cormac Davis <j...@aber.ac.uk> wrote:
>>In article <2j6khe$o...@fnnews.fnal.gov>, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>> (George Curtis) writes:
>>> > (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>>> >
>>> > >Isn't it wonderful when women fight for me? :-)
You're still a stinking WOP faggot.
>>> > >
>>> > Get it sorted Michele, their fighting AGAINST you.
>>>
>>> You do not understand too much about women, do you?
more than you. Screw, you're GREEN CARD has expired maggot.
>>
>> Michelle, on the other hand, has perused many books and magazines on the
On his other hand, here are too many cum stains to reason with..
>> subject of women, and will soon be sufficiently confident to actually
>> meet one.
He named is hand "mary palmer" so he has met one, asshole.
>
>Mostly magazines, with very little text and lots of pictures that are all
>stuck together.
>
> Paula
Shut up you fat, pussy wad green glob dripping cunt.
--
BACK WITH A VENGEANCE
Martin J. Hannigan - President, Alt.Flame, returned from THE DEAD.
George Curtis
In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>uh...@freenet.Victoria.BC.CA (George Curtis) writes:
>> In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>> >
>> >Oh, that means that I should be impressed? Well, I am not, you fuckhead.
>>
>> I didn't say that grease ball. Just that your not the only one to have any
>> contact with the "subversive subculture"
>
>Never pretended to say that, pindick.
But if you bring forward the statement about your neighbour and the people
you knew who "weren't nice", then you are impying _some_ kind of
counterculture contact. And by further suggesting that I have not, is akin
to implying that you hold the belief that there arent many people who have
had the exposure to a negative element, like you have.
>> Michele, have you ever visited Vancouver? It has as bad a rep for crime
>> now as some of the bigger U.S. metropolitan areas.
>
>A little bit defensive, aren't we?
No, simply stating a fact
>> Well, seeing as, unlike others, I had the smarts to realize ther was more
>> to life than goin on rocker hunts, I did my tiume and grew up. There was
>> no "escape" per se required, I simply played my cards right, and came out
>> of it with my skin intact. Do you really think your so unique in your
>> experiences? Get real.
>
>Fuck you, idiot! Who ever said to be 'unique'?! There are plenty of people
>that had similar experiences! But not too many. It has been a pain to deal
>with all the motherfuckers children of a rich daddy without any clue about
>life at university! And of them, there are too many!
Again, your previous statements imply that this was not so. Indeed, I put
it to you, that you were were sneering at me and others, who could not
*possibly* have experienced the same influences that you have. Perhaps you
should not be so ambiguous. As for "rich kids", I'm not one of those, but
I have little respect for them. They always had the least human attitudes
out of the whole of youth. I've been forging my own way since I was 16, so
I got to see a fair bit of it myself.
>And those are the people that I flame for real. If you are not one of them,
>well, think about something different. You started this flame, and it
>did not work.
See above.
>So, shut the fuck up and do not try to tease me. You are not able.
I wouldn't stoop to something as lame and vile as teasing.
Michele Dall'Agata
> In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>
> But if you bring forward the statement about your neighbour and the people
> you knew who "weren't nice", then you are impying _some_ kind of
> counterculture contact.
Yes. But that was not the point.
> And by further suggesting that I have not, is akin
> to implying that you hold the belief that there arent many people who have
> had the exposure to a negative element, like you have.
Absolutely. At least that's what I understood at college. I was surrounded by
a bunch of cluelesses that pretended to judge people they did not ever meet,
that were applying to them (and therefore, sometime to me) a lot
of prejudices. Not a big deal, I was able to have fun of them anyway, they
are too much stupid (so stupid to vote me as their student's rapresentative
at university administration.. :)
Also, I am one of the few (1% ?) people from my high school that went to
university (my high school was the high school for the children of working
class people). That does not make me looking smart, but it is for sure
something to be proud about.
That's how I made the assumption that many guys at university were just 'cool
people' that did not deal with any shit on life. With many I mean at least
90%. Considering that the majority of usenet population has made by accademic
people, well, it seems to me that usenet is a god territory to flame...
I must also say that there are some of them with an open mind. And that's
good. But i consider many others just jerks. Not just in a.f., here people
is crazy and I like it, but try to give a look to other talk newsgroups.
Many of the people there are nothing but disgusting.
>
> >Fuck you, idiot! Who ever said to be 'unique'?! There are plenty of people
> >that had similar experiences! But not too many. It has been a pain to deal
> >with all the motherfuckers children of a rich daddy without any clue about
> >life at university! And of them, there are too many!
>
> Again, your previous statements imply that this was not so. Indeed, I put
> it to you, that you were were sneering at me and others, who could not
> *possibly* have experienced the same influences that you have.
Are you referring to the previous posting about the 'weird story'? It just
was a weird story. :) I am good at that (more in Italian than in English).
It is also true, anyway, that I really have a weird story to tell,
maybe nothing special, but original, and best of all it is a _true_ story.
A lot of people thought that I was crazy for what I did, maybe I was, but
at least I was following my feelings. And at the first I had a very good
time, life was simply *exciting*. Then, as always happens, bullshit of
the worst kind arrived.
> Perhaps you
> should not be so ambiguous. As for "rich kids", I'm not one of those, but
> I have little respect for them. They always had the least human attitudes
> out of the whole of youth. I've been forging my own way since I was 16, so
> I got to see a fair bit of it myself.
I know. The flame started when I called you reactionary. I made a gamble,
and maybe I lost it. But in this way I have been able to push you putting
your life in the net. Not a bad job, eh? :)
>
> >And those are the people that I flame for real. If you are not one of them,
> >well, think about something different. You started this flame, and it
> >did not work.
>
> See above.
Good. So now we are friends, aren't we? Let's kick the asses of the rich
moronik kids togheter, like at the old times! It was a lot of fun, I miss
it!
>
> >So, shut the fuck up and do not try to tease me. You are not able.
>
> I wouldn't stoop to something as lame and vile as teasing.
You mean you are not a teaser? HA HA HA HA AH AHA !!! Gimmy a break! :)
>
Michele
PS Anyway, consider that what I wrote is based on an italian experience.
Probably in this other side of the ocean things are different (and
that's why I came here anyway... )
Mike Colburn
mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
> > alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>
> > >That's good, Michele. South is good, especially the Southeast. You got
> > >that, Michele? Drive as far SOUTH and EAST as you possibly can. Very, very
> > >good! ^^^^^ ^^^^
> >
> > Gee, *thanks*, Paula!!!!
> > Go West, young man... go west!!!
>
> I am going to be tired of this.
Ah, bullshit, Spaghetti-man...you're eating it up! There's nothing you
like better than to be the center of attention, especially if that
attention is coming from females...too bad you've once again set your
sights on the bottom of the barrel. 8-D
> Listen, you babes: I have plenty of vacation
> days to spend, so you have two choice:
>
> 1) You both shut the fuck up and let casuality decide who will be the lucky
> chick
Who the fuck is 'casuality'? Your valet and personal pimp?
- Mike Colburn
Disclaimer: Pfui! I got yer disclaimer right here, ya dirty whore!!
Michele Dall'Agata
> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> >
> > I am going to be tired of this.
>
> Ah, bullshit, Spaghetti-man...you're eating it up! There's nothing you
> like better than to be the center of attention, especially if that
> attention is coming from females...
Huh?! How do you know about that? I thought it was a personal secret!
Only me and my ex girlfriend knew about!
Oh my, oh my, I am fucked up.
> too bad you've once again set your
> sights on the bottom of the barrel. 8-D
Do not be so sure, buddy, not so sure... ;-)
>
> > 1) You both shut the fuck up and let casuality decide who will be the lucky
> > chick
>
> Who the fuck is 'casuality'? Your valet and personal pimp?
Fuck you and your fucking incomplete language!
Like in italian, you have the word
- Casual, that mean accidental (i.e. random)
but the noun
- Casualty, means a lot of different bullshit (the Merriam says even
"disaster"). It was supposed to mean "fate, destiny".
What a moronic language, it does not make sense at all!
>
Michele
Michele Dall'Agata
> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> >
> > Isn't it wonderful when women fight for me? :-)
>
Pfui. You are just upset because you heard that I may go to west...
> You can have him *all* to yourself, Paula. Have fun, kiddies...
Ok, ok, do not worry, sugar. Next one will be new Orleans. :)
Michele
> ---Grizabella----.aka.----Misti D. Jordan----...@cs.tulane.edu---
Avoid normal situations.
: In article <2j5mp6$5...@fnnews.fnal.gov>
: mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
[ hot potato act by Griz and Paulie deleted ]
: > I am going to be tired of this.
: Ah, bullshit, Spaghetti-man...you're eating it up! There's nothing you
: like better than to be the center of attention, especially if that
: attention is coming from females...too bad you've once again set your
: sights on the bottom of the barrel. 8-D
In his case, the bottom of the *shotgun* barrel, after he annoys too
many of those Southern women.
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
Grizabella
>jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>> >
>> > Isn't it wonderful when women fight for me? :-)
>>
>> Not when we're fighting over which one of us *doesn't* get you.
>
>Pfui. You are just upset because you heard that I may go to west...
No, I'm just upset that they've already had the big earthquake out there...
If luck had been on our side, it would have waited until you made your
appearance, and then caused you to fall off into the Pacific never to
be heard from again.
>
>> You can have him *all* to yourself, Paula. Have fun, kiddies...
>
>Ok, ok, do not worry, sugar. Next one will be new Orleans. :)
>
Gee, babycakes, too bad I'm leaving in May... (Yes, there *is* a God!!!)
Meows and kisses...
Griz
Grizabella
>In article <2j5mp6$5...@fnnews.fnal.gov>
>> > alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>>
>> > >That's good, Michele. South is good, especially the Southeast. You got
>> > >that, Michele? Drive as far SOUTH and EAST as you possibly can. Very, very
>> > >good! ^^^^^ ^^^^
>
>like better than to be the center of attention, especially if that
>attention is coming from females...too bad you've once again set your
>sights on the bottom of the barrel. 8-D
EXCUSE me?!?! *<ahem>* Of course you know... this means war.
Meows and kisses...
Griz
Michele Dall'Agata
> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> >
> >Pfui. You are just upset because you heard that I may go to west...
>
> No, I'm just upset that they've already had the big earthquake out there...
> If luck had been on our side, it would have waited until you made your
> appearance, and then caused you to fall off into the Pacific never to
> be heard from again.
Yeah, and then how would you do? A little poor widow, always desperatly
crying for the miss of her best man.... Tsk, tsk, tsk, you could not
stand that life. You need me.
>
> >> You can have him *all* to yourself, Paula. Have fun, kiddies...
> >Ok, ok, do not worry, sugar. Next one will be new Orleans. :)
>
> Gee, babycakes, too bad I'm leaving in May... (Yes, there *is* a God!!!)
Ok, I arrive in april :)
Michele
>
> Meows and kisses...
> Griz
Paula Freeman
>In article <2j99fe$1...@fnnews.fnal.gov> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>>> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>> >
>>> > Isn't it wonderful when women fight for me? :-)
>>>
>>> Not when we're fighting over which one of us *doesn't* get you.
>>
>>Pfui. You are just upset because you heard that I may go to west...
That's it. I'm packing my bags and moving away. No forwarding address.
>No, I'm just upset that they've already had the big earthquake out there...
>If luck had been on our side, it would have waited until you made your
>appearance, and then caused you to fall off into the Pacific never to
>be heard from again.
Don't worry, Miss Griz, Southern California is hanging by a slim thread
already. I'm sure that one visit from Michele will utterly disrupt and
topple the lives of the poor, unfortunate residents there.
>>> You can have him *all* to yourself, Paula. Have fun, kiddies...
I've always heard that Belize is a nice place to hide out......
Paula
Paula Freeman
Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>In article <2j5mp6$5...@fnnews.fnal.gov>
>mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>> jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>> > alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>>
>> > >That's good, Michele. South is good, especially the Southeast. You got
>> > >that, Michele? Drive as far SOUTH and EAST as you possibly can. Very, very
>> > >good! ^^^^^ ^^^^
>> >
>> > Gee, *thanks*, Paula!!!!
>> > Go West, young man... go west!!!
>>
>> I am going to be tired of this.
>
>Ah, bullshit, Spaghetti-man...you're eating it up! There's nothing you
>like better than to be the center of attention, especially if that
>attention is coming from females...too bad you've once again set your
>sights on the bottom of the barrel. 8-D
It's so good to get a little feedback from a top o' the shitbarrel scum-ring
like yourself, Mike. Cutesy-poo smiley face, by the way. Really precious.
Paula
Grizabella
>jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>> >
>> >Pfui. You are just upset because you heard that I may go to west...
>>
>> No, I'm just upset that they've already had the big earthquake out there...
>> If luck had been on our side, it would have waited until you made your
>> appearance, and then caused you to fall off into the Pacific never to
>> be heard from again.
>
>Yeah, and then how would you do? A little poor widow, always desperatly
>crying for the miss of her best man.... Tsk, tsk, tsk, you could not
>stand that life. You need me.
In order to be a widow, Dial-a-goat-a, one has to be married. I am
not now, nor will I ever be, married to *you*. But thank you for
another "request for marriage"... even though you claim that you
didn't throw yourself at me last October, we both know differently,
eh?
>>
>> >> You can have him *all* to yourself, Paula. Have fun, kiddies...
>> >Ok, ok, do not worry, sugar. Next one will be new Orleans. :)
>>
>> Gee, babycakes, too bad I'm leaving in May... (Yes, there *is* a God!!!)
>
>Ok, I arrive in april :)
Oh, now you never know, things might work out between you and Paula.
Have some confidence Michele... and be sure to let me know if you
really do decide to visit New Orleans... I'll be sure to head for
the West Coast for the weekend. Hey, Paulie... how 'bout this, you
come seek refuge here in New Orleans, and then when it^H^Hhe decides
to visit NO, I'll come check out Seattle. I've always wanted to see
Seattle.
Meows and kisses...
Griz
Michele Dall'Agata
> Grizabella <jor...@cs.tulane.edu> wrote:
> >mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> >>>
> >>Pfui. You are just upset because you heard that I may go to west...
> That's it. I'm packing my bags and moving away. No forwarding address.
And do you bring Phil with you, darling? That would not be a great deal... :)
>
> Don't worry, Miss Griz, Southern California is hanging by a slim thread
> already. I'm sure that one visit from Michele will utterly disrupt and
> topple the lives of the poor, unfortunate residents there.
I am not going to South California, yet. They have to wait a little bit more
for the Big One.
>
> >>> You can have him *all* to yourself, Paula. Have fun, kiddies...
> I've always heard that Belize is a nice place to hide out......
Huh? And where is it?
Michele
>
> Paula
Michele Dall'Agata
> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> >
> >Yeah, and then how would you do? A little poor widow, always desperatly
> >crying for the miss of her best man.... Tsk, tsk, tsk, you could not
> >stand that life. You need me.
>
> In order to be a widow, Dial-a-goat-a, one has to be married.
There are many kind of marriage. Your one is the one way "I married in
my heart the guy of my dreams, Michele" marriage.
If I die, your life is... kaputt!
> I am
> not now, nor will I ever be, married to *you*. But thank you for
> another "request for marriage"...
Huh? I did not make any request. See above.
> even though you claim that you
> didn't throw yourself at me last October, we both know differently,
> eh?
Again? I knew that, shit! Never ever ask to a woman to marry her, especially
joking. They take it so seriously.
No, baby, I do not want to marry you. Really, I do not want to marry anybody
right now. I may want to bone you, but that's a different story. And, first
of all, I should see a picture of yours before to decide. You know, I do not
like bad surprises... :)
Mike Colburn
jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
Now why am I not surprised to hear a snappy Looney Toon rejoinder from
you, Grizzy?
Sorry, but I only flatter for money, sugar hips...and quite frankly, I
don't think the life savings in your Porky Pig piggy bank will even
cover the cost of an oblique compliment. But to demonstrate I'm not a
total cad, I threw the 'sugar hips' kiss-up in as a freebie!
Paula Freeman
>In article <2jb0f7$2...@fnnews.fnal.gov> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>>> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>
>>A little poor widow, always desperatly
>>crying for the miss of her best man.... Tsk, tsk, tsk, you could not
>>stand that life. You need me.
>
>In order to be a widow, Dial-a-goat-a, one has to be married. I am
I'm sure Michele will marry you if you beg him hard enough.
>>> Gee, babycakes, too bad I'm leaving in May... (Yes, there *is* a God!!!)
>>
>>Ok, I arrive in april :)
>
>Oh, now you never know, things might work out between you and Paula.
Hold your breath and wait for it to happen, please.
>Hey, Paulie
Hey, Grizzie
>... how 'bout this, you
>come seek refuge here in New Orleans, and then when it^H^Hhe decides
>to visit NO, I'll come check out Seattle. I've always wanted to see
>Seattle.
Yeah, you and about twenty million other Generation-X grunge-lurking luzers.
Paula
Michele Dall'Agata
> >
> >>A little poor widow, always desperatly
> >>crying for the miss of her best man.... Tsk, tsk, tsk, you could not
> >>stand that life. You need me.
> >
> >In order to be a widow, Dial-a-goat-a, one has to be married. I am
> >not now, nor will I ever be, married.
>
> I'm sure Michele will marry you if you beg him hard enough.
Hmmm... It depends. If she is fat, no way. Then she first has to get a
good job, with lot of money (even whore would be ok) to share with me
once we divorce.
You know, she is american, I must always consider that getting married
with an amerikan woman I easily get the Green Card.
>
> >>> Gee, babycakes, too bad I'm leaving in May... (Yes, there *is* a God!!!)
> >>Ok, I arrive in april :)
> >Oh, now you never know, things might work out between you and Paula.
> Hold your breath and wait for it to happen, please.
I tell you what, dream of my life :) I *will* go to Seattle, no matter
what. I wanna see this fucking country. Then, if you want to have
fun with a real man (I am not a physicist, remember ;) we meet.
>
> > I've always wanted to see Seattle.
> Yeah, you and about twenty million other Generation-X grunge-lurking luzers.
YOU SEE?! I KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN! Now all the fucking amerikan morons
are starting to speak bad about the X-generation!
And soon there will even be a big bunch of losers that will believe in that
X-generation crap! That's what society wants? Ok, for me I get the
challenge. Blame us, call us losers, do not give us credit. That's fine.
But you will realize only later how this bunch of X-generation lazy bastards
can screw up your society. We will be the last one to laugh.
Fuck you all.
Michele
>
> Paula
Paula Freeman
>alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>> Grizabella <jor...@cs.tulane.edu> wrote:
>> >mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>> >>>
>> >>Pfui. You are just upset because you heard that I may go to west...
>>
>> That's it. I'm packing my bags and moving away. No forwarding address.
>
>And do you bring Phil with you, darling?
Of course. He goes in my suitcase with the rest of my sex toys.
>> >>> You can have him *all* to yourself, Paula. Have fun, kiddies...
>>
>> I've always heard that Belize is a nice place to hide out......
>
>Huh? And where is it?
If you don't know, dude, I'm sure not going to tell you.
Paula
Avoid normal situations.
: In article <2j9s9c$e...@news.cs.tulane.edu>
: jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
: > In article <2j94vv$h...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) writes:
: > >Ah, bullshit, Spaghetti-man...you're eating it up! There's nothing you
: > >like better than to be the center of attention, especially if that
: > >attention is coming from females...too bad you've once again set your
: > >sights on the bottom of the barrel. 8-D
: >
: > EXCUSE me?!?! *<ahem>* Of course you know... this means war.
: Now why am I not surprised to hear a snappy Looney Toon rejoinder from
: you, Grizzy?
Because turgid and scatological bullshit like yours isn't her style.
: But to demonstrate I'm not a
: total cad, [..]
Too late.
Love & kisses,
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
"'Cause it's too late... too
late... too late... too late..."
-- The Doors, "I Looked At You"
Grizabella
>Grizabella <jor...@cs.tulane.edu> wrote:
>>In article <2jb0f7$2...@fnnews.fnal.gov> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>>jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>>>> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>
>>>A little poor widow, always desperatly
>>>crying for the miss of her best man.... Tsk, tsk, tsk, you could not
>>>stand that life. You need me.
>>
>>In order to be a widow, Dial-a-goat-a, one has to be married. I am
>>not now, nor will I ever be, married.
>
>I'm sure Michele will marry you if you beg him hard enough.
>
You know, Paula, you're so good at text edits that it should be illegal.
>>
>>Oh, now you never know, things might work out between you and Paula.
>
>Hold your breath and wait for it to happen, please.
>
If Misha heads south for the winter, I'm definitely going to be
holding my breath. That stench could kill the entire tourist population
of the French Quarter with a single whiff.
Meows and kisses...
Griz
Michele Dall'Agata
>
> If Misha heads south for the winter, I'm definitely going to be
> holding my breath. That stench could kill the entire tourist population
> of the French Quarter with a single whiff.
Pfui! Italians smell better than frenchs. We take showers before spraying
the cologne, you know...
Grizabella
>jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>> >
>> >Yeah, and then how would you do? A little poor widow, always desperatly
>> >crying for the miss of her best man.... Tsk, tsk, tsk, you could not
>> >stand that life. You need me.
>>
>> In order to be a widow, Dial-a-goat-a, one has to be married.
>
>There are many kind of marriage. Your one is the one way "I married in
>my heart the guy of my dreams, Michele" marriage.
Do you really believe these illusions you keep feeding yourself?
>
>If I die, your life is... wonderfully happy.
So true, Michele, so true.
>> I am
>> not now, nor will I ever be, married to *you*. But thank you for
>> another "request for marriage"...
>
>Huh? I did not make any request. See above.
To use your own words, Misha:
"There are many kind of marriage."
So, yes, you did make a request. I request which I forcefully veto.
>> even though you claim that you
>> didn't throw yourself at me last October, we both know differently,
>> eh?
>
>Again? I knew that, shit! Never ever ask to a woman to marry her, especially
>joking. They take it so seriously.
Oh, give it up. I'm not any more serious about it than you are.
>
>No, baby, I do not want to marry you.
Good, 'cause it ain't gonna happen.
>Really, I do not want to marry anybody right now.
And the women of the world breathe a collective sigh of relief.
>I may want to bone you, but that's a different story.
Well, Misha, I've got news for you... that ain't gonna happen either.
>I should see a picture of yours before to decide. You know, I do not
>like bad surprises... :)
You're in for a terrible upset if you're planning on coming to New
Orleans just to "bone" me, so you better rethink your trip plans if you
don't like disappointments... I may just decide to make some of those
famous Cajun Style Varmint Nuggets ((tm) BFG Enterprises).
Meows and kisses from the GlamourCat...
Griz
Grizabella
>In article <2j9s9c$e...@news.cs.tulane.edu>
>jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>
>>
>> EXCUSE me?!?! *<ahem>* Of course you know... this means war.
>
>Now why am I not surprised to hear a snappy Looney Toon rejoinder from
>you, Grizzy?
Because I'm not low enough to sink to the level of potty-talk that
most people use in this group?
>
>But to demonstrate I'm not a total cad...
Too late.
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
:>
:> If Misha heads south for the winter, I'm definitely going to be
:> holding my breath. That stench could kill the entire tourist population
:> of the French Quarter with a single whiff.
:
:Pfui! Italians smell better than frenchs.
That's something to brag about!
:We take showers before spraying
:the cologne, you know...
...at least once a week.
There are and there will always be somebody somewhere
that doesn't understand quality...
--Paal Ditlefsen Ekran
Michele Dall'Agata
> mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> >
> >There are many kind of marriage. Your one is the one way "I married in
> >my heart the guy of my dreams, Michele" marriage.
>
> Do you really believe these illusions you keep feeding yourself?
>
No. But it is too fun thinking in that way :)
> >
> >If I die, your life is... wonderfully happy.
> So true, Michele, so true.
Bahhh. Now you even arrived to modify my posting. Admit it, pussycat, I am
to tough for you, you cannot get the challenge.
>
> >Again? I knew that, shit! Never ever ask to a woman to marry her, especially
> >joking. They take it so seriously.
>
> Oh, give it up. I'm not any more serious about it than you are.
AHHHHHHHH!!! Touche'! I wasn't serious when I wrote that line, too. He, he...
Was happening Griz? You lost two argument in a row!
>
> >
> >No, baby, I do not want to marry you.
> Good, 'cause it ain't gonna happen.
Shit! Another Green Card that has gone. :(
>
> >Really, I do not want to marry anybody right now.
> And the women of the world breathe a collective sigh of relief.
Pfah! I do not think so, sugar. I have many pretendents that wish to marry
me. I just have to make a phone call. But I won't. Who cares about that crappy
marriage stuff?
>
> >I may want to bone you, but that's a different story.
> Well, Misha, I've got news for you... that ain't gonna happen either.
Hu, as if I believe what women say on this subject...
>
> You're in for a terrible upset if you're planning on coming to New
> Orleans just to "bone" me, so you better rethink your trip plans if you
> don't like disappointments...
Ok, ok... Are you able to cook, at least? I really miss a good french dinner,
you should have learned alot about french cuisine staying in New Orleans.
>I may just decide to make some of those
> famous Cajun Style Varmint Nuggets ((tm) BFG Enterprises).
The what?
>
> Meows and kisses from the GlamourCat...
> Griz
Happy Mardi Gras (fuck it, I mist another one due to that fucking car...)
Michele
Michele Dall'Agata
> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
>
> :We take showers before spraying the cologne, you know...
>
> ...at least once a week.
Did anybody ever tell you that women *adore* the macho smell? It makes
them feel wild.
Trust me.
Michele
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
:>
:> Meows and kisses from the GlamourCat...
:> Griz
:
:Happy Mardi Gras (fuck it, I mist another one due to that fucking car...)
Michele, you've been bitching about your car problems for some time now. May I
make a suggestion? Good, thank you.
What a macho Italian guy like you needs is a Jeep. Yep, a Jeep. A nice 6
cylinder Wrangler or CJ. For added machoism, it has to be a stick shift. Only
a weenie would get an automatic.
Imagine cruising down Rush Street in the summer with the top off. The wind
whipping through the hair on your head, shoulders, ears and back. You wearing
a tank top for all the classy Rush Street gals in their fishnet stockings to
drool at. You can fart all you want since it will be vented right into the
fresh clean air of the Windy City.
Pop in a nice Alpine stereo with about 120 watts per side and cruise up and
down Lakeshore Blvd jamming Steel Pulse and Peter Tosh as you chain smoke
Camel non-filters and drive the chicks crazy. Head out to the suburbs, like
Winetka, and cruise by the high school and see if anyone needs a ride home.
And when the cops finally come after your jailbait chasing ass, pop her into
4x4 and head out through the swamps by Gary. Look back and laugh at John Law
stuck in the mud as you cackle in your four wheel drive MachoMobile with
Napierville High School cheerleaders by your side.
Think about it.
Bah! PFUI! BLEAH! SHIT! FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK IT AGAIN!
--Michele Dall'Agata
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
:> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
:>
:> :We take showers before spraying the cologne, you know...
:>
:> ...at least once a week.
:
:Did anybody ever tell you that women *adore* the macho smell?
Did anyone ever tell you that pigs can fly?
:It makes them feel wild.
Wild as in running away like a frightened gazelle.
:Trust me.
Oh, okay.
I digged my brains out but
I couldn't find out who that chopstick was.
--Gerard Vos
Paula Freeman
>In article <2je8s4$8...@news.u.washington.edu> alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>>>
>>>In order to be a widow, Dial-a-goat-a, one has to be married. I am
>>>not now, nor will I ever be, married.
>>
>>I'm sure Michele will marry you if you beg him hard enough.
>
>You know, Paula, you're so good at text edits that it should be illegal.
Whatever do you mean?
>>>Oh, now you never know, things might work out between you and Paula.
>>
>>Hold your breath and wait for it to happen, please.
>
>If Misha heads south for the winter, I'm definitely going to be
>holding my breath.
You'll probably pass out after a while.
Paula
Avoid normal situations.
: Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
: :[blah blah blah]
: :>
: :> Meows and kisses from the GlamourCat...
: :> Griz
: :
: :Happy Mardi Gras (fuck it, I mist another one due to that fucking car...)
: Michele, you've been bitching about your car problems for some time now. May I
: make a suggestion? Good, thank you.
: What a macho Italian guy like you needs is a Jeep. Yep, a Jeep. A nice 6
: cylinder Wrangler or CJ. For added machoism, it has to be a stick shift. Only
: a weenie would get an automatic.
How about something more economical, like a '72 Pinto?
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
Can you get a deal with Earl Scheib for a big custom bullseye on the rear
hatch?
For the n-th time I would discover that people whom I thought
had about the same IQ of me, really is worth nothing.
--Michele Dall'Agata
Michele Dall'Agata
> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
> :[blah blah blah]
> :>
> :> Meows and kisses from the GlamourCat...
> :> Griz
> :
> :Happy Mardi Gras (fuck it, I mist another one due to that fucking car...)
>
> Michele, you've been bitching about your car problems for some time now.
Fuck you.
> May I make a suggestion?
No.
> Good, thank you.
Go to hell.
>
> What a macho Italian guy like you needs is a Jeep. Yep, a Jeep. A nice 6
> cylinder Wrangler or CJ. For added machoism, it has to be a stick shift. Only
> a weenie would get an automatic.
Oh yeah! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA HA HA AH !!!!
Like the one that a friend of mine bought two months ago, and with the big
cold got the same problem of my car: DEAD MOTOR!
>
> Imagine cruising down Rush Street in the summer with the top off. The wind
> whipping through the hair on your head, shoulders, ears and back. You wearing
> a tank top for all the classy Rush Street gals in their fishnet stockings to
> drool at. You can fart all you want since it will be vented right into the
> fresh clean air of the Windy City.
When it is already -60 F with the wind chill factor, you do NOT need to have
a convertible...
>
> Pop in a nice Alpine stereo with about 120 watts per side and cruise up and
> down Lakeshore Blvd jamming Steel Pulse and Peter Tosh as you chain smoke
> Camel non-filters and drive the chicks crazy. Head out to the suburbs, like
> Winetka, and cruise by the high school and see if anyone needs a ride home.
You sound like an italian highlander.
>
> And when the cops finally come after your jailbait chasing ass, pop her into
> 4x4 and head out through the swamps by Gary. Look back and laugh at John Law
> stuck in the mud as you cackle in your four wheel drive MachoMobile with
> Napierville High School cheerleaders by your side.
>
> Think about it.
>
> Bah! PFUI! BLEAH! SHIT! FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK IT AGAIN!
Yup, that's what I think.
Now I tell you something: When you have a fucking job, which contract it is
renewed any fucking year, you do not have much opportunity to buy a real *new*
fucking car. You must buy a piece of junk and hope that it does not break down.
Well, that's not what it happens. It seems that every fucking used car in
Illinois has the destiny to come at Fermilab, and then to die.
Anyway, do not worry. Once I will have a fucking permanent job I will lease
a new car. A BMW it is what I like. I can afford it, it is only a matter
of having the sureness to stay here long enough.
Michele
Michele Dall'Agata
> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
> :ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
> :> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
> :>
> :> :We take showers before spraying the cologne, you know...
> :>
> :> ...at least once a week.
> :
> :Did anybody ever tell you that women *adore* the macho smell?
>
> Did anyone ever tell you that pigs can fly?
That's not the same thing. Just look at the new Diet Coke TV commercial,
women just *love* it.
>
> :It makes them feel wild.
>
> Wild as in running away like a frightened gazelle.
You do not know too much about the meaning of wild, do you?
>
> :Trust me.
>
> Oh, okay.
Ah, good.
Michele
Nathan J Kramer
Boy, Herbert, you are STIFF!
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahha....hahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha......
........................)
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
:> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
:> :[blah blah blah]
:> :>
:> :> Meows and kisses from the GlamourCat...
:> :> Griz
:> :
:> :Happy Mardi Gras (fuck it, I mist another one due to that fucking car...)
:>
:> Michele, you've been bitching about your car problems for some time now.
:
:Fuck you.
I stand corrected.
:> May I make a suggestion?
:
:No.
Too late.
:> Good, thank you.
:
:Go to hell.
I'm in Iowa. That's close enough.
:> What a macho Italian guy like you needs is a Jeep. Yep, a Jeep. A nice 6
:> cylinder Wrangler or CJ. For added machoism, it has to be a stick shift. Only
:> a weenie would get an automatic.
:
:Oh yeah! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA HA HA AH !!!!
:
:Like the one that a friend of mine bought two months ago, and with the big
:cold got the same problem of my car: DEAD MOTOR!
Did you get your mechanic friend to check it out before you bought it? Did you
know who owned it before you? Did you believe the salesman when he said an old
lady used to drive it to church on Sunday? What was the problem with it, other
than having you as an owner?
:> Imagine cruising down Rush Street in the summer with the top off. The wind
:> whipping through the hair on your head, shoulders, ears and back. You wearing
:> a tank top for all the classy Rush Street gals in their fishnet stockings to
:> drool at. You can fart all you want since it will be vented right into the
:> fresh clean air of the Windy City.
:
:When it is already -60 F with the wind chill factor, you do NOT need to have
:a convertible...
No, but it makes up for it in the summer. Plus the 4x4 will help you get
through the snow so you can do your very important .net.work.
But you did like the idea about farting, right?
:> Pop in a nice Alpine stereo with about 120 watts per side and cruise up and
:> down Lakeshore Blvd jamming Steel Pulse and Peter Tosh as you chain smoke
:> Camel non-filters and drive the chicks crazy. Head out to the suburbs, like
:> Winetka, and cruise by the high school and see if anyone needs a ride home.
:
:You sound like an italian highlander.
Fuck you.
:> And when the cops finally come after your jailbait chasing ass, pop her into
:> 4x4 and head out through the swamps by Gary. Look back and laugh at John Law
:> stuck in the mud as you cackle in your four wheel drive MachoMobile with
:> Napierville High School cheerleaders by your side.
:>
:> Think about it.
:>
:> Bah! PFUI! BLEAH! SHIT! FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK IT AGAIN!
:
:Yup, that's what I think.
:
:Now I tell you something: When you have a fucking job, which contract it is
:renewed any fucking year, you do not have much opportunity to buy a real *new*
:fucking car. You must buy a piece of junk and hope that it does not break down.
I thought you were making decent money. And who said anything about new? You
want a used Jeep so that you don't care if it gets all scratched up driving
through the mud and swamps and living rooms. I'll bet you could find something
decent and reliable that you could get a few years out of without much problem
and without breaking your budget. A clever Venetian like yourself should be
able to find a good deal.
:Well, that's not what it happens. It seems that every fucking used car in
:Illinois has the destiny to come at Fermilab, and then to die.
Maybe your car is okay and just got infected by the other pieces of shit in
the parking lot. Don't park it close to the other sick looking cars. And stay
away from the physicysts' cars. Lord only knows what they've been through.
:Anyway, do not worry.
Thanks.
:Once I will have a fucking permanent job I will lease
:a new car. A BMW it is what I like. I can afford it, it is only a matter
:of having the sureness to stay here long enough.
I'll bet you could get a good deal on a brand new Neon.
Then censor your fucking name
because my Mother is about to puke.
--j.Spencer
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
:ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
:> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
:> :> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
:> :>
:> :> :We take showers before spraying the cologne, you know...
:> :>
:> :> ...at least once a week.
:> :
:> :Did anybody ever tell you that women *adore* the macho smell?
:>
:> Did anyone ever tell you that pigs can fly?
:
:That's not the same thing.
I'll trust you on that one.
:Just look at the new Diet Coke TV commercial,
:women just *love* it.
Huh?
:> :It makes them feel wild.
:>
:> Wild as in running away like a frightened gazelle.
:
:You do not know too much about the meaning of wild, do you?
No, I bathe on a regular basis.
:> :Trust me.
:>
:> Oh, okay.
:
:Ah, good.
Uh oh.
Mike Colburn
alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> In article <2j94vv$h...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> >In article <2j5mp6$5...@fnnews.fnal.gov>
> >mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> >> jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
> >> > alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> >>
> >> > >That's good, Michele. South is good, especially the Southeast. You got
> >> > >that, Michele? Drive as far SOUTH and EAST as you possibly can. Very, very
> >> > >good! ^^^^^ ^^^^
> >> >
> >> > Gee, *thanks*, Paula!!!!
> >> > Go West, young man... go west!!!
> >>
> >> I am going to be tired of this.
> >
> >Ah, bullshit, Spaghetti-man...you're eating it up! There's nothing you
> >like better than to be the center of attention, especially if that
> >attention is coming from females...too bad you've once again set your
> >sights on the bottom of the barrel. 8-D
>
> It's so good to get a little feedback from a top o' the shitbarrel
> scum-ring like yourself, Mike.
Just doing my a.f. duty, dear. Btw, Paula, 'tis much better to be a
scum-ring at the top than the shit eating Columbia River carp mired at
the bottom, n'est pas? Of course, you *may* find gargling on my
excrement pleasurable, who knows? Takes all kinds, I reckon.
> Cutesy-poo smiley face, by the way. Really precious.
I borrowed it from Beanstalk...he's got a million of 'em, dontcha know?
I figured he wouldn't miss one or two whilst away in Lilliliver.
Mike Colburn
jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
> In article <2je435$e...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) writes:
> >In article <2j9s9c$e...@news.cs.tulane.edu>
> >jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
> >
> >>
> >> EXCUSE me?!?! *<ahem>* Of course you know... this means war.
> >
> >Now why am I not surprised to hear a snappy Looney Toon rejoinder from
> >you, Grizzy?
>
> Because I'm not low enough to sink to the level of potty-talk that
> most people use in this group?
No, because you're posts are cartoon-like...two-dimensional and
childlike.
>
> >
> >But to demonstrate I'm not a total cad...
>
> Too late.
Oooo...and a searing SSMG retort to boot! What an improvement...quaint
cartoon comebacks to myopic moviegoer mumblings! Bravo!
Michele Dall'Agata
> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
> :Fuck you.
> I stand corrected.
You stand fucked up.
>
> :> May I make a suggestion?
> :No.
> Too late.
I know.
>
> :> Good, thank you.
> :Go to hell.
> I'm in Iowa. That's close enough.
:)
>
> Did you get your mechanic friend to check it out before you bought it?
How the fuck could I know any mechanic if before to come here for good
I was always driving rented cars?!?
> Did you know who owned it before you?
YES, FUCK! That's why I bought that piece of shit!
> Did you believe the salesman when he said an old
> lady used to drive it to church on Sunday?
Really it is a car that a woman used just to come to work. And that's the
problem I had to think about: Never *ever* buy cars from women...
> What was the problem with it, other than having you as an owner?
>
That I have been fucked up. I bought the car because I trusted the owner...
Fuck you if you can trust anybody in this fucking world!
> No, but it makes up for it in the summer.
I agree on this point.
> Plus the 4x4 will help you get
> through the snow so you can do your very important .net.work.
Yeah... You understood everything about me, didn't you? The only good thing
about that fucking car is that I always have an excuse to come to work late,
somebody else must give me a ride, you know...
>
> But you did like the idea about farting, right?
You are disgusting.
>
> :You sound like an italian highlander.
> Fuck you.
I stand corrected.
>
> I thought you were making decent money.
I do. But all the money goes away to pay that fucking piece of shit.
Also, it is not a matter of money. To make a leasing you need to pay for
at least two years. If I made the leasing and I had to leave country I was
simply fucked up.
> And who said anything about new?
I DO! I am fucking tired of old cars! Leasing is the best solution!
You always have a new car, you do not have to bother with mechanics, and
you pay about the same cents/mile you pay buying new one.
> You
> want a used Jeep so that you don't care if it gets all scratched up driving
> through the mud and swamps and living rooms. I'll bet you could find something
> decent and reliable that you could get a few years out of without much problem
> and without breaking your budget. A clever Venetian like yourself should be
> able to find a good deal.
It is not a matter of clever. It is a matter of luck.
>
Michele
Michele Dall'Agata
> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
> :> :
> :> Did anyone ever tell you that pigs can fly?
> :That's not the same thing.
> I'll trust you on that one.
Good.
>
> :Just look at the new Diet Coke TV commercial,
> :women just *love* it.
> Huh?
HA! Didn't you see it? The 11:30 Diet Coke break? He, he... It is the product
of Amerikan society.
All the women of an office take a break at 11:30 to go to see a
dirty macho smelling guy that takes a 'diet coke break' from his
carpentier job. They simply get excited.
And some women told me they *love* that commercial...
>
> :> :It makes them feel wild.
> :> Wild as in running away like a frightened gazelle.
> :You do not know too much about the meaning of wild, do you?
> No, I bathe on a regular basis.
I know, I know... You are that kind of pussy boy that take a shower anytime
you have sex (well, the rare times it happens). Maybe you smell bad in a
short time.
My women never let me do it, they all said they love my macho parfume,
it makes them feel like tigers (have you ever been 'raped' by your girlfriend,
you pussy whipped? I can assure you it is a wonderful experience ... :)
>
> :> :Trust me.
> :> Oh, okay.
> :Ah, good.
> Uh oh.
He, he..
Michele
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
:> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
:> :> Good, thank you.
:> :Go to hell.
:> I'm in Iowa. That's close enough.
:
: :)
I see you've been here.
:> Did you get your mechanic friend to check it out before you bought it?
:
:How the fuck could I know any mechanic if before to come here for good
:I was always driving rented cars?!?
I'm not sure.
:> Did you know who owned it before you?
:
:YES, FUCK! That's why I bought that piece of shit!
Now your comment about good friends makes sense.
:> Did you believe the salesman when he said an old
:> lady used to drive it to church on Sunday?
:
:Really it is a car that a woman used just to come to work. And that's the
:problem I had to think about: Never *ever* buy cars from women...
:-)
:> What was the problem with it, other than having you as an owner?
:>
:That I have been fucked up. I bought the car because I trusted the owner...
:Fuck you if you can trust anybody in this fucking world!
You excluded?
:> No, but it makes up for it in the summer.
:
:I agree on this point.
:
:> Plus the 4x4 will help you get
:> through the snow so you can do your very important .net.work.
:
:Yeah... You understood everything about me, didn't you?
No, but who does? :-)
:The only good thing
:about that fucking car is that I always have an excuse to come to work late,
:somebody else must give me a ride, you know...
A good way to meet chicks.
:> But you did like the idea about farting, right?
:
:You are disgusting.
Thanks!
:> :You sound like an italian highlander.
:> Fuck you.
:
:I stand corrected.
:-)
:> I thought you were making decent money.
:
:I do. But all the money goes away to pay that fucking piece of shit.
:Also, it is not a matter of money. To make a leasing you need to pay for
:at least two years. If I made the leasing and I had to leave country I was
:simply fucked up.
What happens? Do they charge you a penalty or something? If you skip out on a
lease and go back to Italy, what would happen to you?
:> You
:> want a used Jeep so that you don't care if it gets all scratched up driving
:> through the mud and swamps and living rooms. I'll bet you could find something
:> decent and reliable that you could get a few years out of without much problem
:> and without breaking your budget. A clever Venetian like yourself should be
:> able to find a good deal.
:
:It is not a matter of clever. It is a matter of luck.
"Luck is when preparation and opportunity meet." --Some football player guy.
There are no good friends in this world.
There are only people that you have fun with.
When the fun is over, people do their business.
--Michele Dall'Agata
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
:> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
:> :Just look at the new Diet Coke TV commercial,
:> :women just *love* it.
:> Huh?
:
:HA! Didn't you see it? The 11:30 Diet Coke break? He, he... It is the product
:of Amerikan society.
:
:All the women of an office take a break at 11:30 to go to see a
:dirty macho smelling guy that takes a 'diet coke break' from his
:carpentier job. They simply get excited.
:
:And some women told me they *love* that commercial...
Oh.
:> :> :It makes them feel wild.
:> :> Wild as in running away like a frightened gazelle.
:> :You do not know too much about the meaning of wild, do you?
:> No, I bathe on a regular basis.
:
:I know, I know... You are that kind of pussy boy that take a shower anytime
:you have sex (well, the rare times it happens). Maybe you smell bad in a
:short time.
If I had sex with the kind of women that would allow you to mount them, I
would quickly jump into a hot-tub full of boiling Lysol.
:My women never let me do it, they all said they love my macho parfume,
:it makes them feel like tigers (have you ever been 'raped' by your girlfriend,
:you pussy whipped? I can assure you it is a wonderful experience ... :)
So you're into 'role play,' huh?
:> :> :Trust me.
:> :> Oh, okay.
:> :Ah, good.
:> Uh oh.
:He, he..
Hmmmm...
This Caffeine Lithium person is a blithering idiot,
therefore I'm assuming he's a man. --Paula Freeman
Paula Freeman
>> scum-ring like yourself, Mike.
>
>Just doing my a.f. duty, dear.
Ah yes, your twice-weekly alt.flame dump. You'd be a little more regular
if you ate some oat bran five or six times a day.
>Btw, Paula, 'tis much better to be a
>scum-ring at the top than the shit eating Columbia River carp mired at
>the bottom, n'est pas?
I really wouldn't know. The Columbia River is a couple of hundred miles
from here, and you'd be far more likely to find trout or salmon swimming
in it rather than the non-indigenous carp. I think that, as usual, you
don't quite know what you're talking about. I *am* glad to hear that
you take some solace in being a scum-ring, though.
>Of course, you *may* find gargling on my excrement pleasurable, who knows?
If it's that runny, maybe you should forget about the oat bran. Oh, I
forgot to ask you, are you good friends with Ronald the Chipmunk over
there at Dartmouth? Ask him why he stays away from the Internet now.
I miss him so.
>Takes all kinds, I reckon.
There you go, then.
>> Cutesy-poo smiley face, by the way. Really precious.
>
>I borrowed it from Beanstalk...he's got a million of 'em, dontcha know?
Don't I ever!
Paula
Michele Dall'Agata
> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
> :
> Now your comment about good friends makes sense.
Bingo. That was one of those people.
>
> :That I have been fucked up. I bought the car because I trusted the owner...
> :Fuck you if you can trust anybody in this fucking world!
> You excluded?
Not always.
>
> :Yeah... You understood everything about me, didn't you?
>
> No, but who does? :-)
My mom. <sniff~>
>
> :I do. But all the money goes away to pay that fucking piece of shit.
> :Also, it is not a matter of money. To make a leasing you need to pay for
> :at least two years. If I made the leasing and I had to leave country I was
> :simply fucked up.
>
> What happens? Do they charge you a penalty or something? If you skip out on a
> lease and go back to Italy, what would happen to you?
Ever heard about credit history? You are supposed to pay all the leasing.
If you skip out the lease, going in another country, it is like to pay
not the bills of a credit car. At least that's what people tell me.
>
> :It is not a matter of clever. It is a matter of luck.
>
> "Luck is when preparation and opportunity meet." --Some football player guy.
And if they do not meet, you are fucked up.
Michele
Michele Dall'Agata
> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
> If I had sex with the kind of women that would allow you to mount them, I
> would quickly jump into a hot-tub full of boiling Lysol.
Hey! We wash after the game is over!
>
> :My women never let me do it, they all said they love my macho parfume,
> :it makes them feel like tigers (have you ever been 'raped' by your girlfriend,
> :you pussy whipped? I can assure you it is a wonderful experience ... :)
>
> So you're into 'role play,' huh?
Huh?
George Curtis
In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>In article <2jou13$d...@news.iastate.edu>, ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
>> Michele Dall'Agata <mic...@ud5000.cineca.it> wrote:
>> :> :
>> :Just look at the new Diet Coke TV commercial,
>> :women just *love* it.
>> Huh?
>
>HA! Didn't you see it? The 11:30 Diet Coke break? He, he... It is the product
>of Amerikan society.
>
>All the women of an office take a break at 11:30 to go to see a
>dirty macho smelling guy that takes a 'diet coke break' from his
>carpentier job. They simply get excited.
Ah yes, I've seen that commercial. reverse sexism at it's very best
(worst?) Funny how all the ladies moan and complain bitterly about how
sexist men are, with "Men Only" clubs etc., then promptly set up things
like "Living Well Lady" (women only health club), which runs blatently
anti-male ads. I dont have anything against equality, but I dont think
tipping the scales overtly to the other side is going to be received with
much enthusiasm...
--
/\ / /\ / / / /~~~~~ /~\ /\
/ \ / / \ / /___ / / /___\ / \
/___/ / / \ / / / / ~~~~ / \ / / the Cenobite
/ / / \/ / / /_____ / //___/
Grizabella
> jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
[my stuff deleted... if you missed it the first time around,
you're just deprived...]
>
> Bravo!
>
*blush* Why thank you. ((tm) BFG Ent.)
Meows and kisses...
Griz
Michele Dall'Agata
>
> Ah yes, I've seen that commercial. reverse sexism at it's very best
> (worst?)
Ah, do not worry. We are superiors, we do not get mad for that kind of
bullshit.
> Funny how all the ladies moan and complain bitterly about how
> sexist men are, with "Men Only" clubs etc., then promptly set up things
> like "Living Well Lady" (women only health club), which runs blatently
> anti-male ads.
The problem is that anti-sexim is a contradiption of term.
>I dont have anything against equality, but I dont think
> tipping the scales overtly to the other side is going to be received with
> much enthusiasm..
Why not? It is going to be again as it has always been, as it is supposed
to be, as it must be: women and men, two different sex with equal rights and
different roles in society. I like that idea.
Michele
Mike Colburn
jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
> Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) writes:
> > jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>
> [my stuff deleted... if you missed it the first time around,
> you're just deprived...]
>
> >
> > Bravo!
> >
>
Now, here's somebody who can use an editor! Albeit, to excess and out
of context...
> *blush*
You outta be embarrassed, you rascal!
> Why thank you.
Okay...now which piece of punctuation did you leave out, Griz...the
comma or the question mark? Comma reply: "This is alt.flame...we
never say 'thanks' unless it's dripping with sarcasm. This one's
covered in warm fuzzies. Get it sorted." Question mark reply: "Why
not thank me? Because this is alt.flame!" You obviously meant to use
a question mark here...
((tm) BFG Ent.)
Becareful sucking up to BFG...anonymous androgynies are unpredictable
and may turn on you when feeding them gratuities...
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
:jor...@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
:
:>((tm) BFG Ent.)
:
:Becareful sucking up to BFG...anonymous androgynies are unpredictable
:and may turn on you when feeding them gratuities...
I'm not unpredictable, just indeterminate.
All I got was "choke an chicken",
now post the answer or I'll get real pissed off.
--Mattias Myrberg
George Curtis
In a previous article, mic...@ud5000.cineca.it (Michele Dall'Agata) says:
>uh...@freenet.Victoria.BC.CA (George Curtis) writes:
>>
>> Ah yes, I've seen that commercial. reverse sexism at it's very best
>> (worst?)
>
>Ah, do not worry. We are superiors, we do not get mad for that kind of
>bullshit.
No, not mad. But we do have to sit back and wonder, dont we? It's the
hypocrfitcal stance that I've seen from some women that looks like a bad omen.
>> Funny how all the ladies moan and complain bitterly about how
>> sexist men are, with "Men Only" clubs etc., then promptly set up things
>> like "Living Well Lady" (women only health club), which runs blatently
>> anti-male ads.
>
>The problem is that anti-sexim is a contradiption of term.
>
>>I dont have anything against equality, but I dont think
>> tipping the scales overtly to the other side is going to be received with
>> much enthusiasm..
>
>Why not? It is going to be again as it has always been, as it is supposed
>to be, as it must be: women and men, two different sex with equal rights and
>different roles in society. I like that idea.
Well, naturally, the ladies are liking the newfound freedoms, rights etc.
Not that I'm saying that aall women are hell bent for leather for
becomming obtuse with this either, but I think it's natural for them to
want to romp in the playground for a while, but the otherside of this
deadly coin is that in the end it will become a counter productive
albatross around the neck of the feminist movement (do they still call
it that? =) ), simply due to the hypocrity. Some SNAG (Sensitive New Age
Guy) is goin to be a tad miffed that the movement has blindly marched
over him, on the route to it's goals, when all along, he's been helping
that self-same group all the way along, and now look what they're getting
for their trouble. It's a hotbed, and if not looked after properly, could
explode, leaving a gelatinous mess in it's wake of mistrust and betrayal,
wether real or imagined..
I just hope it gets caught in the bud
Mike Colburn
alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> >>
> >> It's so good to get a little feedback from a top o' the shitbarrel
> >> scum-ring like yourself, Mike.
> >
> >Just doing my a.f. duty, dear.
>
> Ah yes, your twice-weekly alt.flame dump. You'd be a little more regular
> if you ate some oat bran five or six times a day.
Hmmm....funny, I get the impression from many people around here that a
weekly mega dose of Kaopectate would be more in order. Tell me,
Paula...do you really eat five or six servings of oat bran a day in
order to stay regular? Sounds like you've got a nasty case of
irritable bowel, hon...
>
> >Btw, Paula, 'tis much better to be a
> >scum-ring at the top than the shit eating Columbia River carp mired at
> >the bottom, n'est pas?
>
> I really wouldn't know. The Columbia River is a couple of hundred miles
> from here, and you'd be far more likely to find trout or salmon swimming
> in it rather than the non-indigenous carp. I think...
**OXYMORON ALERT!!** **OXYMORON ALERT!!** (sorry...I know it's been
used before, but as you know, it's never stopped me before!) ;-D
<--(tm Beanstalk Enterprises)
> that, as usual, you don't quite know what you're talking about.
Duh...I've work hard for that image, thank you very much. But
seriously, Paula...do you always have to whip out your literal
yardstick (and keep your 'functioning appendage' comments to yourself,
you wanton harlot!) everytime someone employs a little creative license
around here? So you're a couple of hundred miles from the
Columbia...at least it's in the right state, eh? Although, I am a
little surprised to hear the wonderful carp hasn't grace your pristine
rivers as of yet...of course, we 'old world' folk here in the east have
been quite busy for a few centuries making our rivers suitable for the
cute little buggers.
Okay, fine...so there isn't any carp in the Columbia River. That still
doesn't change the fact that your a bottom of the barrel,
sucker-lipped, shit swallowing witch.
> I *am* glad to
> hear that you take some solace in being a scum-ring, though.
Yes, ma'am...just like cream, I always rise to the top.
>
> >Of course, you *may* find gargling on my excrement pleasurable, who knows?
>
> If it's that runny, maybe you should forget about the oat bran.
Hey, I made it runny just for you, dearie...hate to have you aspirate
any turd chunks while you're down there on Hoover duty, dontcha know.
However, if you do happen to come across a few offending chunks, Stain
(another species of shit barrel bottom dwellers...thank God "it's" in
"it's" own barrel, though!) sez to toss 'em in a Waring blender and set
on 'liquify' for 30 seconds...viola! A nice, creamy shit shake!
> Oh, I forgot to ask you, are you good friends with Ronald the Chipmunk over
> there at Dartmouth? Ask him why he stays away from the Internet now.
> I miss him so.
No, I thankfully don't know the little snot-nosed, son of high six
figure a year ultra-conservative CEO, ivy (be)league(red) moron.
However, I've heard it through the Big Green Grapevine that poor
Ronnie-boy did not appreciate you boxing his ears so briskly in public,
so he's taken his fat frosh butt 'n' beanie over to
alt.chipmunk.monkey-spank. Now, if you truly miss Mr. 'Munk as much as
you claim, simply mail him at Ronald.J...@Dartmouth.edu...I'm sure
he'll *love* to have you box his ears in private!
>
> >Takes all kinds, I reckon.
>
> There you go, then.
There I went, so.
Paula Freeman
> > >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) wrote:
> >
> > Ah yes, your twice-weekly alt.flame dump. You'd be a little more regular
> > if you ate some oat bran five or six times a day.
>
> Hmmm....funny, I get the impression from many people around here that a
> weekly mega dose of Kaopectate would be more in order.
Amazing. I thought that all the you losers here were chug-a-lugging keggers
of ipecac syrup.
> Tell me, Paula
Yes, Mike, what is it?
> ...do you really eat five or six servings of oat bran a day in
> order to stay regular?
No, I was just trying to look out for your best interests, and this lousy
attitude of yours is all the thanks I get for it.
> Sounds like you've got a nasty case of irritable bowel, hon...
Only my personality is irritating, sweetheart.
> > >Btw, Paula, 'tis much better to be a
> > >scum-ring at the top than the shit eating Columbia River carp mired at
> > >the bottom, n'est pas?
> >
> > I really wouldn't know. The Columbia River is a couple of hundred miles
> > from here, and you'd be far more likely to find trout or salmon swimming
> > in it rather than the non-indigenous carp. I think...
>
> **OXYMORON ALERT!!** **OXYMORON ALERT!!** (sorry...I know it's been
> used before, but as you know, it's never stopped me before!)
Mike, if you having nothing to say, then don't say anything at all.
> ;-D <--(tm Beanstalk Enterprises)
Just be sure to send him his residual check so he can keep buying me
those expensive presents.
> > that, as usual, you don't quite know what you're talking about.
>
> Duh...I've work hard for that image, thank you very much.
I knowed you had work hard, you deserves it.
> But seriously, Paula...do you always have to whip out your literal
> yardstick (and keep your 'functioning appendage' comments to yourself,
> you wanton harlot!)
A yardstick for *you*? You flatter yourself beyond the realm of reasoning.
> everytime someone employs a little creative license around here?
Well, when I see someone else besides me being creative around here, I'll
be sure to let you know right away.
> So you're a couple of hundred miles from the Columbia...at least it's
> in the right state, eh?
So you're a Canadian. That explains a lot of things.
> Okay, fine...so there isn't any carp in the Columbia River.
You're getting kinda defensive about this whole issue. Maybe you should
quit now before you embarrass yourself any further.
> > I *am* glad to
> > hear that you take some solace in being a scum-ring, though.
>
> Yes, ma'am...just like cream, I always rise to the top.
Only to be whipped into a froth by a beating from me.
> > >Of course, you *may* find gargling on my excrement pleasurable, who knows?
> >
> > If it's that runny, maybe you should forget about the oat bran.
>
> Hey, I made it runny just for you, dearie...hate to have you aspirate
> any turd chunks while you're down there on Hoover duty, dontcha know.
Too bad that's the only body part you'll ever have sucked.
> However, if you do happen to come across a few offending chunks, Stain
> (another species of shit barrel bottom dwellers...thank God "it's" in
> "it's" own barrel, though!)
Ohhh, give me some more of your superfluous apostrophe love, Mikey!
> sez to toss 'em in a Waring blender and set
> on 'liquify' for 30 seconds...viola!
Huh, Stain told me to put it on the "frappe" setting.
> A nice, creamy shit shake!
At McDonald's today!
> > Oh, I forgot to ask you, are you good friends with Ronald the Chipmunk over
> > there at Dartmouth? Ask him why he stays away from the Internet now.
> > I miss him so.
>
> No, I thankfully don't know the little snot-nosed, son of high six
> figure a year ultra-conservative CEO, ivy (be)league(red) moron.
I'm sorry to hear that. You two would be absolutely perfect for one another.
> However, I've heard it through the Big Green Grapevine that poor
> Ronnie-boy did not appreciate you boxing his ears so briskly in public,
> so he's taken his fat frosh butt 'n' beanie over to
> alt.chipmunk.monkey-spank.
Just another pathetique in my long list of net.victims.
> Now, if you truly miss Mr. 'Munk as much as
> you claim, simply mail him at Ronald.J...@Dartmouth.edu...I'm sure
> he'll *love* to have you box his ears in private!
No, I cut his little fuzzy ears off as a souvenir, and put them on my
charm bracelet.
> > >Takes all kinds, I reckon.
> >
> > There you go, then.
>
> There I went, so.
Stop with the oat bran, and you won't go so much.
Paula
Par Svensson
way by such a great flamer as I.
Paula: Amazing. I thought that all the you losers here were chug-a-lugging
keggers of ipecac syrup.
...etc, etc, ad infinitum.
Now who'll win this "thickest forehead" competition? My vote goes to
Paula "Vacuum" Freeman, who, with her state-of-the-art uncomprehension
skills, easily will let Colburn's futile attempts at fire and wit
pass, like night, over her outdated head.
/Par
Avoid normal situations.
: > > Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> attempted to write:
: > > >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) wrote:
: Amazing. I thought that all the you losers here were chug-a-lugging keggers
: of ipecac syrup.
You've been reading too many of Michele's postings.
: > Sounds like you've got a nasty case of irritable bowel, hon...
: Only my personality is irritating, sweetheart.
No argument here.
: > ;-D <--(tm Beanstalk Enterprises)
: Just be sure to send him his residual check so he can keep buying me
: those expensive presents.
Like the year's supply of Tootsie Rolls?
: > everytime someone employs a little creative license around here?
: Well, when I see someone else besides me being creative around here, I'll
: be sure to let you know right away.
"I have a gorgeous body, and you can't have it, and you're all pathetic."
Sure, Paulie. I look forward to seeing your featured pictorial in next
month's _Field & Stream_.
: > > I *am* glad to
: > > hear that you take some solace in being a scum-ring, though.
: >
: > Yes, ma'am...just like cream, I always rise to the top.
: Only to be whipped into a froth by a beating from me.
Nice to see that those housewife skills of yours are coming in so handy.
: > > >Of course, you *may* find gargling on my excrement pleasurable, who knows?
: > >
: > > If it's that runny, maybe you should forget about the oat bran.
: >
: > Hey, I made it runny just for you, dearie...hate to have you aspirate
: > any turd chunks while you're down there on Hoover duty, dontcha know.
: Too bad that's the only body part you'll ever have sucked.
Huh?
: > A nice, creamy shit shake!
: At McDonald's today!
Which, I'll bet, is virtually indistinguishable from their regular shakes.
Love & kisses,
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
"Get your hands off me, you damn
dirty ape!" -- Bright Eyes
(Charlton Heston), _Planet of
the Apes_
Avoid normal situations.
: Colburn: Ha-ha-ha, you ought to be honoured to be flamed in such a great
: ...etc, etc, ad infinitum.
Asinine as they may be, however, their posts are *still* mildly more
interesting than the pseudointellectual dronings of Par Svensson, who makes
Colburn and Freeman look like Gilbert and Sullivan.
Love & kisses,
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
"As far as Blob goes, he is beat already, BFG kicked his fat butt, and now
he is afraid to stay in a thread for more than a few posts. He is a has-been."
-- Carey Gagnon
Par Svensson
: Asinine as they may be, however, their posts are *still* mildly more
: interesting than the pseudointellectual dronings of Par Svensson, who makes
: Colburn and Freeman look like Gilbert and Sullivan.
It's easy to understand your fascination with their perpetual garbage-
gargling, since it's probably the first postings to outmoronise your
"We know"-type postings. As for the alleged pseudointellectualism of
my postings, my ability to express myself in foreign languages isn't
the best, and I can only say it's a pity you wouldn't grasp much of
a flaming in Swedish. You'd probably recognise a good kicking, though,
you filthy piece of scrap crap.
/Par
Avoid normal situations.
: Avoid normal situations. (masc...@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) wrote:
: : Asinine as they may be, however, their posts are *still* mildly more
: : interesting than the pseudointellectual dronings of Par Svensson, who makes
: : Colburn and Freeman look like Gilbert and Sullivan.
: It's easy to understand your fascination with their perpetual garbage-
: gargling, since it's probably the first postings to outmoronise your
: "We know"-type postings.
However questionable this assertion may be, it *was* nice of you to make
certain that their posts weren't the *last* to match that criterion.
: As for the alleged pseudointellectualism of
: my postings, my ability to express myself in foreign languages isn't
: the best, and I can only say it's a pity you wouldn't grasp much of
: a flaming in Swedish.
So why don't you stick to se.alt.flame or something instead of bothering
us?
Per Harald Myrvang
I nomminate this to the "Best Flame So Far in February `94"-award.
Hail!
BTW, Par, how come the only thing you Sweedes are doing well in the Olympics
happens to be shit-relocation?
\Per
Tony Zugec
hows it going, dickweed?
your best pal and buddy, Toner.
Paula Freeman
>Paula Freeman (alli...@u.washington.edu) wrote:
>: > > Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> attempted to write:
>: > > >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) wrote:
>
>: Amazing. I thought that all the you losers here were chug-a-lugging keggers
>: of ipecac syrup.
>
> You've been reading too many of Michele's postings.
Don't self-deceive yourself, Mr. Capitalise.
>: > Sounds like you've got a nasty case of irritable bowel, hon...
>
>: Only my personality is irritating, sweetheart.
>
> No argument here.
Then don't come around here looking for more irritating attention from
me. Aren't I giving you enough these days?
>: > ;-D <--(tm Beanstalk Enterprises)
>
>: Just be sure to send him his residual check so he can keep buying me
>: those expensive presents.
>
> Like the year's supply of Tootsie Rolls?
If that's your idea of an expensive gift for a lady, no wonder you're so
perpetually alone and friendless.
>: > everytime someone employs a little creative license around here?
>
>: Well, when I see someone else besides me being creative around here, I'll
>: be sure to let you know right away.
>
> "I have a gorgeous body, and you can't have it, and you're all pathetic."
I've trained you so well, Stain. You're almost ready for the next AKC show.
>Sure, Paulie. I look forward to seeing your featured pictorial in next
>month's _Field & Stream_.
You're the only person I know who wanks off to a fishing magazine.
>: > > I *am* glad to
>: > > hear that you take some solace in being a scum-ring, though.
>: >
>: > Yes, ma'am...just like cream, I always rise to the top.
>
>: Only to be whipped into a froth by a beating from me.
>
> Nice to see that those housewife skills of yours are coming in so handy.
Hey! Who're you calling a housewife, dorm boy?
>: > Hey, I made it runny just for you, dearie...hate to have you aspirate
>: > any turd chunks while you're down there on Hoover duty, dontcha know.
>
>: Too bad that's the only body part you'll ever have sucked.
>
> Huh?
You'll never have any body part sucked, Sexless. Go back to your filthy
fishy rag-mag. If you're lucky, there'll be a feature article on grouper
bait this month, and you can learn some new feeding techniques for yourself.
>: > A nice, creamy shit shake!
>
>: At McDonald's today!
>
> Which, I'll bet, is virtually indistinguishable from their regular shakes.
Nobody believes your transparent "I'll bet" disclaimer. Nice try, though.
Paula
Mike Colburn
alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> > > Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> attempted to write:
> > > >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) wrote:
> > >
> > > Ah yes, your twice-weekly alt.flame dump. You'd be a little more regular
> > > if you ate some oat bran five or six times a day.
> >
> > Hmmm....funny, I get the impression from many people around here that a
> > weekly mega dose of Kaopectate would be more in order.
>
> Amazing. I thought that all the you losers here were chug-a-lugging keggers
> of ipecac syrup.
Now what makes you say thaaaaaurrrrbleeeeeergggggg <splatter>...uh,
that?
>
>
> > Tell me, Paula
>
> Yes, Mike, what is it?
>
I love it when they hang on every word...
>
> > ...do you really eat five or six servings of oat bran a day in
> > order to stay regular?
>
> No, I was just trying to look out for your best interests, and this lousy
> attitude of yours is all the thanks I get for it.
>
Thanks, but I have a reputable accountant looking after my best
interests and if my attitude doesn't suit you, than give it back and go
find another one, you fussy twat!
>
> > Sounds like you've got a nasty case of irritable bowel, hon...
>
> Only my personality is irritating, sweetheart.
>
I'll say...
>
> > > >Btw, Paula, 'tis much better to be a
> > > >scum-ring at the top than the shit eating Columbia River carp mired at
> > > >the bottom, n'est pas?
> > >
> > > I really wouldn't know. The Columbia River is a couple of hundred miles
> > > from here, and you'd be far more likely to find trout or salmon swimming
> > > in it rather than the non-indigenous carp. I think...
> >
> > **OXYMORON ALERT!!** **OXYMORON ALERT!!** (sorry...I know it's been
> > used before, but as you know, it's never stopped me before!)
>
> Mike, if you having nothing to say, then don't say anything at all.
>
Still trying to tell me what to do, huh? Geez, whatta pushy broad...
What a dismal existence poor Phil must lead...and what a pathetic wimp
he must be for not putting you in your place, which should be at the
bottom of a deep, dark lake.
>
> > ;-D <--(tm Beanstalk Enterprises)
>
> Just be sure to send him his residual check so he can keep buying me
> those expensive presents.
I suppose he's been telling you those 'Olympic pins' he's been sending
you from 'Norway' are costing him a fortune, eh? Sure, it took a few
bucks to buy all those boxes of cereal, but aren't you the least bit
suspicious of the 'ONT' you see after 'Norway,' on the postmarks?
>
>
> > > that, as usual, you don't quite know what you're talking about.
> >
> > Duh...I've work hard for that image, thank you very much.
>
> I knowed you had work hard, you deserves it.
>
>
> > But seriously, Paula...do you always have to whip out your literal
> > yardstick (and keep your 'functioning appendage' comments to yourself,
> > you wanton harlot!)
>
> A yardstick for *you*? You flatter yourself beyond the realm of reasoning.
Kathy Courtney will tell you a much different story (she's still pretty
sore, but the docs did a splendid job suturing her rended vaginal
walls). Unfortunately, her uterus was battered beyond repair, but she
really didn't want kids anyway...
>
>
> > everytime someone employs a little creative license around here?
>
> Well, when I see someone else besides me being creative around here, I'll
> be sure to let you know right away.
>
And may I be the first to congratulate you on this highly predictable
and oh-so creative comeback...
>
> > So you're a couple of hundred miles from the Columbia...at least it's
> > in the right state, eh?
>
> So you're a Canadian. That explains a lot of things.
Nah...I got force fed a generous dose of SCTV when I was younger. As a
result, I'm prone to guzzling copious amount of skunky lager, wearing
toques and constantly turning statements into questions, eh?
>
>
> > Okay, fine...so there isn't any carp in the Columbia River.
>
> You're getting kinda defensive about this whole issue. Maybe you should
> quit now before you embarrass yourself any further.
>
Yeah, sure...like any of these labotomized yahoos really know what
state the Columbia River is in...
>
> > > I *am* glad to
> > > hear that you take some solace in being a scum-ring, though.
> >
> > Yes, ma'am...just like cream, I always rise to the top.
>
> Only to be whipped into a froth by a beating from me.
>
Hey, now yer talkin'! Go ahead, mistress...make butter outta me!
>
> > > >Of course, you *may* find gargling on my excrement pleasurable, who knows?
> > >
> > > If it's that runny, maybe you should forget about the oat bran.
> >
> > Hey, I made it runny just for you, dearie...hate to have you aspirate
> > any turd chunks while you're down there on Hoover duty, dontcha know.
>
> Too bad that's the only body part you'll ever have sucked.
>
Well, that's very nice, Paula, but please read my comment again...I
believe you'll notice that you're the one doing the sucking and there's
absolutely no mention of body parts.
>
> > However, if you do happen to come across a few offending chunks, Stain
> > (another species of shit barrel bottom dwellers...thank God "it's" in
> > "it's" own barrel, though!)
>
> Ohhh, give me some more of your superfluous apostrophe love, Mikey!
Hmmm...the first "it's" = contraction, "it is". No problem here...the
second "it's" = possesive pronoun, "it's own barrel". Hmmm...you're a
kind of a kinky girl, aren't ya, Paula? A bit numb, but kinky...I like
that.
>
>
> > sez to toss 'em in a Waring blender and set
> > on 'liquify' for 30 seconds...viola!
>
> Huh, Stain told me to put it on the "frappe" setting.
>
Oh...you want the *frothy* shit shake. Well, I didn't know this side of
you until now...forgive me.
>
> > A nice, creamy shit shake!
>
> At McDonald's today!
>
Of course, there's the Shit Frosty at Wendy's...
>
> > > Oh, I forgot to ask you, are you good friends with Ronald the Chipmunk over
> > > there at Dartmouth? Ask him why he stays away from the Internet now.
> > > I miss him so.
> >
> > No, I thankfully don't know the little snot-nosed, son of high six
> > figure a year ultra-conservative CEO, ivy (be)league(red) moron.
>
> I'm sorry to hear that. You two would be absolutely perfect for one another.
Really...and why would you assume this? (Facts only please...)
Oh, I see...you're trying to mimic my "don't know what I'm talking
about" image. Well, I should be flattered, but get off my coattails
and built your own persona, you goldbricking slug!
>
>
> > However, I've heard it through the Big Green Grapevine that poor
> > Ronnie-boy did not appreciate you boxing his ears so briskly in public,
> > so he's taken his fat frosh butt 'n' beanie over to
> > alt.chipmunk.monkey-spank.
>
> Just another pathetique in my long list of net.victims.
>
"net.victims"? That's rather a poor synonym for net.wimps, isn't it,
Paula? The next time you think about getting inventive, crack a
Thesaurus instead, okay?
>
> > Now, if you truly miss Mr. 'Munk as much as
> > you claim, simply mail him at Ronald.J...@Dartmouth.edu...I'm sure
> > he'll *love* to have you box his ears in private!
>
> No, I cut his little fuzzy ears off as a souvenir, and put them on my
> charm bracelet.
>
Right next to Phil's balls and Beanstalk's smiley face, no doubt.
>
> > > >Takes all kinds, I reckon.
> > >
> > > There you go, then.
> >
> > There I went, so.
>
> Stop with the oat bran, and you won't go so much.
Oat bran, oat bran, oat bran...you health nuts make me sick! Where's
my ipecac wine cooler...
Mike Colburn
t89...@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson) writes:
[usual bitch-and-moan deleted]
Hey, Sven...still the ever-morose dullard, I see? Damn shame...with
the refreshing reprieve from your mundane dronings, I thought you may
have decided to aid your country's efforts to usurp those Hungarian
pretenders to your coveted suicide crown. It figures you'd wimp out...
Katherine Courtney
Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) wrote:
> Kathy Courtney will tell you a much different story
Yeah one of a pathetic mid-level administrator specially trained and that
loves to take the abuse for his superiors, and then comes to alt.flame for
more.
(she's still pretty
> sore, but the docs did a splendid job suturing her rended vaginal
> walls). Unfortunately, her uterus was battered beyond repair, but she
> really didn't want kids anyway...
Mike you're a sick puppy. Why don't you follow you're loser friend
hASSHOLEter and run off with your tail between your legs.
Robert C.Haushalter
>In article <2ke8qe$a...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
>Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) wrote:
>
>
>> Kathy Courtney will tell you a much different story
>
>Yeah one of a pathetic mid-level administrator specially trained and that
>loves to take the abuse for his superiors, and then comes to alt.flame for
>more.
Well, hibernation season in Snata Barbara is over.
>(she's still pretty
>> sore, but the docs did a splendid job suturing her rended vaginal
>> walls). Unfortunately, her uterus was battered beyond repair, but she
>> really didn't want kids anyway...
>
>Mike you're a sick puppy. Why don't you follow you're loser friend
>hASSHOLEter and run off with your tail between your legs.
That's better than having Lacelle's putrid little vestigal member
between your legs, Kath.
--
The opinions are mine..not my company's.
Actually, everything is more complicated
Is your religion BATF approved?
And, as digestive a good, not smelling portion of open legs. -Michele
Katherine Courtney
haus...@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C.Haushalter) wrote:
> In article <courtney-2...@alphonse.lscf.ucsb.edu> cour...@lifesci.ucsb.edu (Katherine Courtney) writes:
> >In article <2ke8qe$a...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
> >Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) wrote:
> >
> >
> >> Kathy Courtney will tell you a much different story
> >
> >Yeah one of a pathetic mid-level administrator specially trained and that
> >loves to take the abuse for his superiors, and then comes to alt.flame for
> >more.
>
> Well, hibernation season in Snata Barbara is over.
Well, for the East Coast and Midwest you call it hibernation season,
however we refer to this as the Ski Season. It has been wonderful...where
else can you ski in 60 F weather? Go back into your cave you miserable
sloth.
>
> >(she's still pretty
> >> sore, but the docs did a splendid job suturing her rended vaginal
> >> walls). Unfortunately, her uterus was battered beyond repair, but she
> >> really didn't want kids anyway...
> >
> >Mike you're a sick puppy. Why don't you follow you're loser friend
> >hASSHOLEter and run off with your tail between your legs.
>
> That's better than having Lacelle's putrid little vestigal member
> between your legs, Kath.
Gee, Bob speaking from experience? No wonder he's just dripping with
excitement for your impending visit. You realize that since you made a play
for Gaggin' lacelle will be heartbroken. You really have no class.
Paula Freeman
>alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>> > >
>> > > if you ate some oat bran five or six times a day.
>> >
>> > Hmmm....funny, I get the impression from many people around here that a
>> > weekly mega dose of Kaopectate would be more in order.
>>
>> Amazing. I thought that all the you losers here were chug-a-lugging keggers
>> of ipecac syrup.
>
>Now what makes you say thaaaaaurrrrbleeeeeergggggg <splatter>...uh,
>that?
Oh, get a bucket, Mr. Creosote.
>> > Tell me, Paula
>>
>> Yes, Mike, what is it?
>>
>I love it when they hang on every word...
Usually I like to hang onto something else when I'm with a male, but I'm
making a special exception in your case, Mike.
>> > ...do you really eat five or six servings of oat bran a day in
>> > order to stay regular?
>>
>> No, I was just trying to look out for your best interests, and this lousy
>> attitude of yours is all the thanks I get for it.
>>
>Thanks, but I have a reputable accountant looking after my best
>interests...
Famous last words. I recommend you keep your money under the mattress.
At least you'll have *something* to play with in bed that way.
> and if my attitude doesn't suit you, than give it back and go
>find another one, you fussy twat!
Can I just get my money back?
>> > Sounds like you've got a nasty case of irritable bowel, hon...
>>
>> Only my personality is irritating, sweetheart.
>>
>I'll say...
No, *I* said it. Learn to read the attribution lines, wouldya?
>What a dismal existence poor Phil must lead...
Yes. I feel sorry for him, too.
>and what a pathetic wimp
>he must be for not putting you in your place, which should be at the
>bottom of a deep, dark lake.
Still harping on that old carp issue? Let it go, man.
>> > everytime someone employs a little creative license around here?
>>
>> Well, when I see someone else besides me being creative around here, I'll
>> be sure to let you know right away.
>>
>And may I be the first to congratulate you on this highly predictable
>and oh-so creative comeback...
Thank you so much, Mr. Moviegoer-Aspirant.
>> > So you're a couple of hundred miles from the Columbia...at least it's
>> > in the right state, eh?
>>
>> So you're a Canadian. That explains a lot of things.
>
>Nah...I got force fed a generous dose of SCTV when I was younger. As a
>result, I'm prone to guzzling copious amount of skunky lager, wearing
>toques and constantly turning statements into questions, eh?
Take off.
>> > Okay, fine...so there isn't any carp in the Columbia River.
>>
>> You're getting kinda defensive about this whole issue. Maybe you should
>> quit now before you embarrass yourself any further.
>>
>Yeah, sure...like any of these labotomized yahoos really know what
>state the Columbia River is in...
Actually, the Columbia River borders two states. Care to try embarrassing
yourself again?
>> > > I *am* glad to
>> > > hear that you take some solace in being a scum-ring, though.
>> >
>> > Yes, ma'am...just like cream, I always rise to the top.
>>
>> Only to be whipped into a froth by a beating from me.
>>
>Hey, now yer talkin'! Go ahead, mistress...make butter outta me!
Nah, you'd melt too easily.
>> > However, if you do happen to come across a few offending chunks, Stain
>> > (another species of shit barrel bottom dwellers...thank God "it's" in
>> > "it's" own barrel, though!)
>>
>> Ohhh, give me some more of your superfluous apostrophe love, Mikey!
>
>Hmmm...the first "it's" = contraction, "it is". No problem here...the
>second "it's" = possesive pronoun, "it's own barrel". Hmmm...you're a
>kind of a kinky girl, aren't ya, Paula? A bit numb, but kinky...I like
>that.
Yep, that's me, numb and kinky. Do you have any other redundant
statements you'd like to make?
>> > sez to toss 'em in a Waring blender and set
>> > on 'liquify' for 30 seconds...viola!
>>
>> Huh, Stain told me to put it on the "frappe" setting.
>>
>Oh...you want the *frothy* shit shake. Well, I didn't know this side of
>you until now...forgive me.
I'll never forgive you.
>> > A nice, creamy shit shake!
>>
>> At McDonald's today!
>>
>Of course, there's the Shit Frosty at Wendy's...
And the Shit Buster Parfait at Dairy Queen.
>> > > Oh, I forgot to ask you, are you good friends with Ronald the Chipmunk over
>> > > there at Dartmouth? Ask him why he stays away from the Internet now.
>> > > I miss him so.
>> >
>> > No, I thankfully don't know the little snot-nosed, son of high six
>> > figure a year ultra-conservative CEO, ivy (be)league(red) moron.
>>
>> I'm sorry to hear that. You two would be absolutely perfect for one another.
>
>Really...and why would you assume this? (Facts only please...)
You're both a couple of dim, latently homosexual, stuffed-shirt rodents.
>Oh, I see...you're trying to mimic my "don't know what I'm talking
>about" image. Well, I should be flattered, but get off my coattails
>and built your own persona, you goldbricking slug!
Slug! Hahahahahaha. That's a good one.
>> > However, I've heard it through the Big Green Grapevine that poor
>> > Ronnie-boy did not appreciate you boxing his ears so briskly in public,
>> > so he's taken his fat frosh butt 'n' beanie over to
>> > alt.chipmunk.monkey-spank.
>>
>> Just another pathetique in my long list of net.victims.
>>
>"net.victims"? That's rather a poor synonym for net.wimps, isn't it,
>Paula?
Same difference.
>The next time you think about getting inventive, crack a Thesaurus
>instead, okay?
But I can't read.
>> > > >Takes all kinds, I reckon.
>> > >
>> > > There you go, then.
>> >
>> > There I went, so.
>>
>> Stop with the oat bran, and you won't go so much.
>
>Oat bran, oat bran, oat bran...you health nuts make me sick! Where's
>my ipecac wine cooler...
Right next to your barbituates.
Paula
Mike Colburn
cour...@lifesci.ucsb.edu (Katherine Courtney) writes:
> In article <2ke8qe$a...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
> Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) wrote:
>
>
> > Kathy Courtney will tell you a much different story
>
> Yeah one of a pathetic mid-level administrator specially trained and that
> loves to take the abuse for his superiors, and then comes to alt.flame for
> more.
Ah, Kath, my favorite piece of tail...you've healed, I take it! I
wondered if this bait might draw you out of your reclusive shell, my
little bearded clam. I'm ready for some more of your special
"administrative abuse", hon...I promise I won't be so rough this
time...perhaps just a night on the 'tower of power' as opposed to the
whole weekend, eh?
> > (she's still pretty
> > sore, but the docs did a splendid job suturing her rended vaginal
> > walls). Unfortunately, her uterus was battered beyond repair, but she
> > really didn't want kids anyway...
>
> Mike you're a sick puppy.
I know...and you love me dearly for it, don't you?
> Why don't you follow you're loser friend
> hASSHOLEter and run off with your tail between your legs.
How quaint...having me run off with with you stuck fast between my legs
like two dogs in heat. Ah, you're such great fun, Corkme...but why
bring that palm pumping dope fiend Hogshafter along? If it's drugs you
want, all you had to do was ask. I'm mean, what other use could you
have for him other that sitting around watching him cuff the ol' carrot
while he's in a drooling, drug induced stupor? Wait, that's it!
You're a voyeur, too! God, I love this girl! Okay, Horseshitter can
come, too...just as long as he stays on the paper.
Mike Colburn
cour...@lifesci.ucsb.edu (Katherine Courtney) writes:
> In article <1994Feb25....@research.nj.nec.com>,
> haus...@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C.Haushalter) wrote:
>
> > Well, hibernation season in Snata Barbara is over.
>
> Go back into your cave you miserable sloth.
D'oh! I can't believe it, Kath...you of all three-toed people should
know that sloths are tropical creatures and usually make their homes in
trees. While an argument can certainly be made for Boob being a tree
dweller, New Jersey hardly qualifies as a tropical locale...unless he
happens to live by one of the many 'hot' toxic dumps that can be found
there.
Katherine Courtney
Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) wrote:
> D'oh!
Spoken in the true Homer Simpsonian fashion. Ya know Mike,
I think you watch too much TV. You're always on top all
all these quirkie factiods of American Pop culture....maybe
you should read a book or something.
Katherine Courtney
Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) wrote:
> In article <courtney-2...@alphonse.lscf.ucsb.edu>
> cour...@lifesci.ucsb.edu (Katherine Courtney) writes:
> > In article <2ke8qe$a...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
> > Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) wrote:
> >
> >
> > > Kathy Courtney will tell you a much different story
> >
> > Yeah one of a pathetic mid-level administrator specially trained and that
> > loves to take the abuse for his superiors, and then comes to alt.flame for
> > more.
>
> Ah, Kath, my favorite piece of tail...you've healed, I take it! I
> wondered if this bait might draw you out of your reclusive shell, my
> little bearded clam. I'm ready for some more of your special
> "administrative abuse", hon...I promise I won't be so rough this
> time...perhaps just a night on the 'tower of power' as opposed to the
> whole weekend, eh?
>
> > > (she's still pretty
> > > sore, but the docs did a splendid job suturing her rended vaginal
> > > walls). Unfortunately, her uterus was battered beyond repair, but she
> > > really didn't want kids anyway...
> >
> > Mike you're a sick puppy.
>
> I know...and you love me dearly for it, don't you?
<blush>
>
> > Why don't you follow you're loser friend
> > hASSHOLEter and run off with your tail between your legs.
>
> How quaint...having me run off with with you stuck fast between my legs
> like two dogs in heat. Ah, you're such great fun, Corkme...but why
> bring that palm pumping dope fiend Hogshafter along? If it's drugs you
> want, all you had to do was ask. I'm mean, what other use could you
> have for him other that sitting around watching him cuff the ol' carrot
> while he's in a drooling, drug induced stupor? Wait, that's it!
> You're a voyeur, too! God, I love this girl! Okay, Horseshitter can
> come, too...just as long as he stays on the paper.
Hey, let's all go over to Mark's!
Mike Colburn
cour...@lifesci.ucsb.edu (Katherine Courtney) writes:
> In article <2l0alg$7...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
> Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) wrote:
>
> > In article <courtney-2...@alphonse.lscf.ucsb.edu>
> > cour...@lifesci.ucsb.edu (Katherine Courtney) writes:
> > > In article <2ke8qe$a...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
> > > Michael....@Dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn) wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > > Kathy Courtney will tell you a much different story
> > >
> > > Yeah one of a pathetic mid-level administrator specially trained and
> > > that loves to take the abuse for his superiors, and then comes to
> > > alt.flame for more.
> >
> > Ah, Kath, my favorite piece of tail...you've healed, I take it! I
> > wondered if this bait might draw you out of your reclusive shell, my
> > little bearded clam. I'm ready for some more of your special
> > "administrative abuse", hon...I promise I won't be so rough this
> > time...perhaps just a night on the 'tower of power' as opposed to the
> > whole weekend, eh?
> >
> > > > (she's still pretty
> > > > sore, but the docs did a splendid job suturing her rended vaginal
> > > > walls). Unfortunately, her uterus was battered beyond repair, but
> > > > she really didn't want kids anyway...
> > >
> > > Mike you're a sick puppy.
> >
> > I know...and you love me dearly for it, don't you?
>
> <blush>
Hey, I didn't know you could do that without a generous dose of the cat
o' nine tails! Cool!
>
>
> >
> > > Why don't you follow you're loser friend
> > > hASSHOLEter and run off with your tail between your legs.
> >
> > How quaint...having me run off with with you stuck fast between my legs
> > like two dogs in heat. Ah, you're such great fun, Corkme...but why
> > bring that palm pumping dope fiend Hogshafter along? If it's drugs you
> > want, all you had to do was ask. I'm mean, what other use could you
> > have for him other that sitting around watching him cuff the ol' carrot
> > while he's in a drooling, drug induced stupor? Wait, that's it!
> > You're a voyeur, too! God, I love this girl! Okay, Horseshitter can
> > come, too...just as long as he stays on the paper.
>
>
> Hey, let's all go over to Mark's!
Hmmm...judging from the last post of his I read, Blob and I aren't
welcome in his home. I guess he's still pissed about that mashed
potato incident...how in hell was I to know that dang tater was his
baby brother? Nah...he's probably just out of newspaper...
- Mike Colburn
"The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone
down."
- FZ, _Cosmic Debris_
Mike Colburn
alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> >> > >
> >> > > Ah yes, your twice-weekly alt.flame dump. You'd be a little more
> >> > > regular if you ate some oat bran five or six times a day.
> >> >
> >> > Hmmm....funny, I get the impression from many people around here that > >> > a weekly mega dose of Kaopectate would be more in order.
> >>
> >> Amazing. I thought that all the you losers here were chug-a-lugging
> >> keggers of ipecac syrup.
> >
> >Now what makes you say thaaaaaurrrrbleeeeeergggggg <splatter>...uh,
> >that?
>
> Oh, get a bucket, Mr. Creosote.
What...are we gonna treat some landscaping timbers or something?
>
>
> >> > Tell me, Paula
> >>
> >> Yes, Mike, what is it?
> >>
> >I love it when they hang on every word...
>
> Usually I like to hang onto something else when I'm with a male, but I'm
> making a special exception in your case, Mike.
Why, I'd be happy to hang onto your butt, ma'am!
>
>
> >> > ...do you really eat five or six servings of oat bran a day in
> >> > order to stay regular?
> >>
> >> No, I was just trying to look out for your best interests, and this
> >> lousy attitude of yours is all the thanks I get for it.
> >>
> >Thanks, but I have a reputable accountant looking after my best
> >interests...
>
> Famous last words. I recommend you keep your money under the mattress.
Thanks for the advice, but I'd have to buy a few more mattresses or get
the bucks in larger denominations (but most places hate to break them
$1,000 notes...).
> At least you'll have *something* to play with in bed that way.
Not to worry...CorkMe is still lashed tightly to the bed post.
>
>
> > and if my attitude doesn't suit you, than give it back and go
> >find another one, you fussy twat!
>
> Can I just get my money back?
You gave me money? Man, I'm losin' it...Tony will be very disappointed
in me. Um...well, sure...it's in the mail, of course. How much was
it?
>
>
> >> > Sounds like you've got a nasty case of irritable bowel, hon...
> >>
> >> Only my personality is irritating, sweetheart.
> >>
> >I'll say...
>
> No, *I* said it. Learn to read the attribution lines, wouldya?
Certainly...as soon as you learn the meanings of "colloquialism" and
"figure of speech".
>
>
> >What a dismal existence poor Phil must lead...
>
> Yes. I feel sorry for him, too.
>
>
> >and what a pathetic wimp
> >he must be for not putting you in your place, which should be at the
> >bottom of a deep, dark lake.
>
> Still harping on that old carp issue? Let it go, man.
Did I say anything about a carp? Seems to me you're the one rising up
to gobble the bait, o' be-suckered one.
>
>
> >> > everytime someone employs a little creative license around here?
> >>
> >> Well, when I see someone else besides me being creative around here,
> >> I'll be sure to let you know right away.
> >>
> >And may I be the first to congratulate you on this highly predictable
> >and oh-so creative comeback...
>
> Thank you so much, Mr. Moviegoer-Aspirant.
You're so welcome, Mrs. Moviegoer-Aspirator.
>
>
> >> > So you're a couple of hundred miles from the Columbia...at least it's
> >> > in the right state, eh?
> >>
> >> So you're a Canadian. That explains a lot of things.
> >
> >Nah...I got force fed a generous dose of SCTV when I was younger. As a
> >result, I'm prone to guzzling copious amount of skunky lager, wearing
> >toques and constantly turning statements into questions, eh?
>
> Take off.
Beauty...
>
>
> >> > Okay, fine...so there isn't any carp in the Columbia River.
> >>
> >> You're getting kinda defensive about this whole issue. Maybe you should
> >> quit now before you embarrass yourself any further.
> >>
> >Yeah, sure...like any of these labotomized yahoos really know what
> >state the Columbia River is in...
>
> Actually, the Columbia River borders two states. Care to try embarrassing
> yourself again?
Gee, I didn't realize the Grand Coulee was partly in Oregon. <feel free
to apply a liberal helping of sarcasm to the previous statement.>
Let's see if I can explain the subtle differences between 'border' and
'in'...how about 'dry hump' and 'deep vaginal penetration'. Clear?
Now, I'd say the Columbia pretty well fucks Washington flat, while
Oregon sort of ends up with blue balls, wouldn't you agree?
>
>
> >> > > I *am* glad to
> >> > > hear that you take some solace in being a scum-ring, though.
> >> >
> >> > Yes, ma'am...just like cream, I always rise to the top.
> >>
> >> Only to be whipped into a froth by a beating from me.
> >>
> >Hey, now yer talkin'! Go ahead, mistress...make butter outta me!
>
> Nah, you'd melt too easily.
So...spread me on popcorn and chow down! BTW, I cum salty, so leave
the shaker on the table...
>
>
> >> > However, if you do happen to come across a few offending chunks, Stain
> >> > (another species of shit barrel bottom dwellers...thank God "it's" in
> >> > "it's" own barrel, though!)
> >>
> >> Ohhh, give me some more of your superfluous apostrophe love, Mikey!
> >
> >Hmmm...the first "it's" = contraction, "it is". No problem here...the
> >second "it's" = possesive pronoun, "it's own barrel". Hmmm...you're a
> >kind of a kinky girl, aren't ya, Paula? A bit numb, but kinky...I like
> >that.
>
> Yep, that's me, numb and kinky. Do you have any other redundant
> statements you'd like to make?
No, I think you've nailed them all down for me, thanks.
>
>
> >> > sez to toss 'em in a Waring blender and set
> >> > on 'liquify' for 30 seconds...viola!
> >>
> >> Huh, Stain told me to put it on the "frappe" setting.
> >>
> >Oh...you want the *frothy* shit shake. Well, I didn't know this side of
> >you until now...forgive me.
>
> I'll never forgive you.
Observing alt.flame rule #12, never apologize...well done, Cadet
Freeman! Your merit badge will be arriving parcel post.
>
>
> >> > A nice, creamy shit shake!
> >>
> >> At McDonald's today!
> >>
> >Of course, there's the Shit Frosty at Wendy's...
>
> And the Shit Buster Parfait at Dairy Queen.
>
And TCBY's Super Shit Shiver with Shingles.
>
> >> > > Oh, I forgot to ask you, are you good friends with Ronald the
> >> > > Chipmunk over there at Dartmouth? Ask him why he stays away from
> >> > > the Internet now. I miss him so.
> >> >
> >> > No, I thankfully don't know the little snot-nosed, son of high six
> >> > figure a year ultra-conservative CEO, ivy (be)league(red) moron.
> >>
> >> I'm sorry to hear that. You two would be absolutely perfect for one
> >> another.
> >
> >Really...and why would you assume this? (Facts only please...)
>
> You're both a couple of dim, latently homosexual, stuffed-shirt rodents.
Objectivity and fact gathering not one of your fortes, eh Paula? You
must have been a real whirlwind in the sciences. Phil must find these
qualities truly endearing...at least he can feel superior in *one*
aspect of your relationship...
>
>
> >Oh, I see...you're trying to mimic my "don't know what I'm talking
> >about" image. Well, I should be flattered, but get off my coattails
> >and built your own persona, you goldbricking slug!
>
> Slug! Hahahahahaha. That's a good one.
Banana slug. That's even a better one. Hahahahaha.
>
>
> >> > However, I've heard it through the Big Green Grapevine that poor
> >> > Ronnie-boy did not appreciate you boxing his ears so briskly in
> >> > public, so he's taken his fat frosh butt 'n' beanie over to
> >> > alt.chipmunk.monkey-spank.
> >>
> >> Just another pathetique in my long list of net.victims.
> >>
> >"net.victims"? That's rather a poor synonym for net.wimps, isn't it,
> >Paula?
>
> Same difference.
What ever you say, Lizzie Borden.
>
>
> >The next time you think about getting inventive, crack a Thesaurus
> >instead, okay?
>
> But I can't read.
>
Reading has nothing to do with opening a book, smart ass.
>
> >> > > >Takes all kinds, I reckon.
> >> > >
> >> > > There you go, then.
> >> >
> >> > There I went, so.
> >>
> >> Stop with the oat bran, and you won't go so much.
> >
> >Oat bran, oat bran, oat bran...you health nuts make me sick! Where's
> >my ipecac wine cooler...
>
> Right next to your barbituates.
Percodan and davron compounds are not barbituates, my little
psychedelic sweetie. Maybe you should lay off those magic mushrooms
and peyote buttons for a couple of days and perhaps you'll regain some
measure of lucidity.
Paula Freeman
>alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Ah yes, your twice-weekly alt.flame dump. You'd be a little more
>> >> > > regular if you ate some oat bran five or six times a day.
>> >> >
>> >> > Hmmm....funny, I get the impression from many people around here that > >> > a weekly mega dose of Kaopectate would be more in order.
>> >>
>> >> Amazing. I thought that all the you losers here were chug-a-lugging
>> >> keggers of ipecac syrup.
>> >
>> >Now what makes you say thaaaaaurrrrbleeeeeergggggg <splatter>...uh,
>> >that?
>>
>> Oh, get a bucket, Mr. Creosote.
>
>What...are we gonna treat some landscaping timbers or something?
No, but I have a nail-studded two-by-four with your name on it.
>> >> > Tell me, Paula
>> >>
>> >> Yes, Mike, what is it?
>> >>
>> >I love it when they hang on every word...
>>
>> Usually I like to hang onto something else when I'm with a male, but I'm
>> making a special exception in your case, Mike.
>
>Why, I'd be happy to hang onto your butt, ma'am!
You should be so lucky.
>> >> > ...do you really eat five or six servings of oat bran a day in
>> >> > order to stay regular?
>> >>
>> >> No, I was just trying to look out for your best interests, and this
>> >> lousy attitude of yours is all the thanks I get for it.
>> >>
>> >Thanks, but I have a reputable accountant looking after my best
>> >interests...
>>
>> Famous last words. I recommend you keep your money under the mattress.
>
>Thanks for the advice, but I'd have to buy a few more mattresses or get
>the bucks in larger denominations (but most places hate to break them
>$1,000 notes...).
How fascinating...especially considering that the $1,000 bill isn't in
circulation anymore.
>> At least you'll have *something* to play with in bed that way.
>
>Not to worry...CorkMe is still lashed tightly to the bed post.
Dead people with rigor mortis don't count.
>> > and if my attitude doesn't suit you, than give it back and go
>> >find another one, you fussy twat!
>>
>> Can I just get my money back?
>
>You gave me money? Man, I'm losin' it...Tony will be very disappointed
>in me. Um...well, sure...it's in the mail, of course. How much was
>it?
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in pennies.
>> >> > Sounds like you've got a nasty case of irritable bowel, hon...
>> >>
>> >> Only my personality is irritating, sweetheart.
>> >>
>> >I'll say...
>>
>> No, *I* said it. Learn to read the attribution lines, wouldya?
>
>Certainly...as soon as you learn the meanings of "colloquialism" and
>"figure of speech".
I'll be sure to look those up in the dictionary as soon as I learn how to
read.
>> >What a dismal existence poor Phil must lead...
>>
>> Yes. I feel sorry for him, too.
>>
>> >and what a pathetic wimp
>> >he must be for not putting you in your place, which should be at the
>> >bottom of a deep, dark lake.
>>
>> Still harping on that old carp issue? Let it go, man.
>
>Did I say anything about a carp? Seems to me you're the one rising up
>to gobble the bait, o' be-suckered one.
Oh, I think I'm reeling *you* in, Michael.
>> >> > everytime someone employs a little creative license around here?
>> >>
>> >> Well, when I see someone else besides me being creative around here,
>> >> I'll be sure to let you know right away.
>> >>
>> >And may I be the first to congratulate you on this highly predictable
>> >and oh-so creative comeback...
>>
>> Thank you so much, Mr. Moviegoer-Aspirant.
>
>You're so welcome, Mrs. Moviegoer-Aspirator.
You're sick.
>> >> > Okay, fine...so there isn't any carp in the Columbia River.
>> >>
>> >> You're getting kinda defensive about this whole issue. Maybe you should
>> >> quit now before you embarrass yourself any further.
>> >>
>> >Yeah, sure...like any of these labotomized yahoos really know what
>> >state the Columbia River is in...
>>
>> Actually, the Columbia River borders two states. Care to try embarrassing
>> yourself again?
>
>Gee, I didn't realize the Grand Coulee was partly in Oregon. <feel free
>to apply a liberal helping of sarcasm to the previous statement.>
None needed. You're doing so beautifully on your own.
>Let's see if I can explain the subtle differences between 'border' and
>'in'...
We're breathlessly awaiting your clarification on the matter.
>how about 'dry hump' and 'deep vaginal penetration'.
Your area of expertise is, of course, the former.
>Clear?
You bet. We all feel so much better now. Thanks.
>Now, I'd say the Columbia pretty well fucks Washington flat, while
>Oregon sort of ends up with blue balls, wouldn't you agree?
Never really thought of it that way. What's it like to have blue balls?
>> >> > > I *am* glad to
>> >> > > hear that you take some solace in being a scum-ring, though.
>> >> >
>> >> > Yes, ma'am...just like cream, I always rise to the top.
>> >>
>> >> Only to be whipped into a froth by a beating from me.
>> >>
>> >Hey, now yer talkin'! Go ahead, mistress...make butter outta me!
>>
>> Nah, you'd melt too easily.
>
>So...spread me on popcorn and chow down! BTW, I cum salty, so leave
>the shaker on the table...
You got it, Orville.
>> >> > However, if you do happen to come across a few offending chunks, Stain
>> >> > (another species of shit barrel bottom dwellers...thank God "it's" in
>> >> > "it's" own barrel, though!)
>> >>
>> >> Ohhh, give me some more of your superfluous apostrophe love, Mikey!
>> >
>> >Hmmm...the first "it's" = contraction, "it is". No problem here...the
>> >second "it's" = possesive pronoun, "it's own barrel". Hmmm...you're a
>> >kind of a kinky girl, aren't ya, Paula? A bit numb, but kinky...I like
>> >that.
>>
>> Yep, that's me, numb and kinky. Do you have any other redundant
>> statements you'd like to make?
>
>No, I think you've nailed them all down for me, thanks.
Yes, first I nailed your hands, and then your feet. It's time for your
crown of thorns now.
>> >> > sez to toss 'em in a Waring blender and set
>> >> > on 'liquify' for 30 seconds...viola!
>> >>
>> >> Huh, Stain told me to put it on the "frappe" setting.
>> >>
>> >Oh...you want the *frothy* shit shake. Well, I didn't know this side of
>> >you until now...forgive me.
>>
>> I'll never forgive you.
>
>Observing alt.flame rule #12, never apologize...well done, Cadet
>Freeman! Your merit badge will be arriving parcel post.
Aren't you going to put it on my chest for me? :(
>> >> > A nice, creamy shit shake!
>> >>
>> >> At McDonald's today!
>> >>
>> >Of course, there's the Shit Frosty at Wendy's...
>>
>> And the Shit Buster Parfait at Dairy Queen.
>>
>And TCBY's Super Shit Shiver with Shingles.
Don't forget the Baskin Robbins Triple Fudge Delight Banana Shit.
>> >> > > Oh, I forgot to ask you, are you good friends with Ronald the
>> >> > > Chipmunk over there at Dartmouth? Ask him why he stays away from
>> >> > > the Internet now. I miss him so.
>> >> >
>> >> > No, I thankfully don't know the little snot-nosed, son of high six
>> >> > figure a year ultra-conservative CEO, ivy (be)league(red) moron.
>> >>
>> >> I'm sorry to hear that. You two would be absolutely perfect for one
>> >> another.
>> >
>> >Really...and why would you assume this? (Facts only please...)
>>
>> You're both a couple of dim, latently homosexual, stuffed-shirt rodents.
>
>Objectivity and fact gathering not one of your fortes, eh Paula? You
>must have been a real whirlwind in the sciences.
I got an "A" in human anatomy.
>Phil must find these qualities truly endearing...at least he can feel
>superior in *one* aspect of your relationship...
It gives him something to live for.
>> >Oh, I see...you're trying to mimic my "don't know what I'm talking
>> >about" image. Well, I should be flattered, but get off my coattails
>> >and built your own persona, you goldbricking slug!
>>
>> Slug! Hahahahahaha. That's a good one.
>
>Banana slug. That's even a better one. Hahahahaha.
Banana slug + Morton's salt = PARTY TIME!!!!
>> >> > However, I've heard it through the Big Green Grapevine that poor
>> >> > Ronnie-boy did not appreciate you boxing his ears so briskly in
>> >> > public, so he's taken his fat frosh butt 'n' beanie over to
>> >> > alt.chipmunk.monkey-spank.
>> >>
>> >> Just another pathetique in my long list of net.victims.
>> >>
>> >"net.victims"? That's rather a poor synonym for net.wimps, isn't it,
>> >Paula?
>>
>> Same difference.
>
>What ever you say, Lizzie Borden.
And I suppose you're looking for forty whacks.
>> >The next time you think about getting inventive, crack a Thesaurus
>> >instead, okay?
>>
>> But I can't read.
>>
>Reading has nothing to do with opening a book, smart ass.
How'm I gonna find a Thesaurus to crack if I can't read the book titles?
>> >> > > >Takes all kinds, I reckon.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > There you go, then.
>> >> >
>> >> > There I went, so.
>> >>
>> >> Stop with the oat bran, and you won't go so much.
>> >
>> >Oat bran, oat bran, oat bran...you health nuts make me sick! Where's
>> >my ipecac wine cooler...
>>
>> Right next to your barbituates.
>
>Percodan and davron compounds are not barbituates, my little
>psychedelic sweetie.
Is davron a new narcotic analgesic? And how come you didn't mention
anything about demerol and tylox and dilaudid and percocet and T3's?
Would you please explain all about those to me, too?
>Maybe you should lay off those magic mushrooms and peyote buttons for a
>couple of days and perhaps you'll regain some measure of lucidity.
I'll stop when you stop.
Lucid in the Sky with Diamonds
"There are many, many, many more stupid people
than smart women." -- The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
Avoid normal situations.
as he fumbles around in the dark ]
Mike Colburn (Michael....@Dartmouth.edu) wrote:
: In article <2l08jg$7...@news.u.washington.edu>
: alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
: > Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
: > >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
: > >> > >
: > >> > > Ah yes, your twice-weekly alt.flame dump. You'd be a little more
: > >> > > regular if you ate some oat bran five or six times a day.
: > >> >
: > >> > Hmmm....funny, I get the impression from many people around here that > >> > a weekly mega dose of Kaopectate would be more in order.
: > >>
: > >> Amazing. I thought that all the you losers here were chug-a-lugging
: > >> keggers of ipecac syrup.
: > >
: > >Now what makes you say thaaaaaurrrrbleeeeeergggggg <splatter>...uh,
: > >that?
: >
: > Oh, get a bucket, Mr. Creosote.
: What...are we gonna treat some landscaping timbers or something?
*THUNK*!
: > >> > Tell me, Paula
: > >>
: > >> Yes, Mike, what is it?
: > >>
: > >I love it when they hang on every word...
: >
: > Usually I like to hang onto something else when I'm with a male, but I'm
: > making a special exception in your case, Mike.
: Why, I'd be happy to hang onto your butt, ma'am!
*KLUNK*!
: > > and if my attitude doesn't suit you, than give it back and go
: > >find another one, you fussy twat!
: >
: > Can I just get my money back?
: You gave me money? Man, I'm losin' it...Tony will be very disappointed
: in me. Um...well, sure...it's in the mail, of course. How much was
: it?
*BONK*!
: > >> > Sounds like you've got a nasty case of irritable bowel, hon...
: > >>
: > >> Only my personality is irritating, sweetheart.
: > >>
: > >I'll say...
: >
: > No, *I* said it. Learn to read the attribution lines, wouldya?
: Certainly...as soon as you learn the meanings of "colloquialism" and
: "figure of speech".
*KPFLUNK*!
: > >and what a pathetic wimp
: > >he must be for not putting you in your place, which should be at the
: > >bottom of a deep, dark lake.
: >
: > Still harping on that old carp issue? Let it go, man.
: Did I say anything about a carp? Seems to me you're the one rising up
: to gobble the bait, o' be-suckered one.
*CRASH*!! ...<tinkle>
: > >> > everytime someone employs a little creative license around here?
: > >>
: > >> Well, when I see someone else besides me being creative around here,
: > >> I'll be sure to let you know right away.
: > >>
: > >And may I be the first to congratulate you on this highly predictable
: > >and oh-so creative comeback...
: >
: > Thank you so much, Mr. Moviegoer-Aspirant.
: You're so welcome, Mrs. Moviegoer-Aspirator.
[ falls down stairwell ] AAAAAIIIIIIIGGGHHHHH!!! *bump* *thunk* *clonk*
*thubump* *budadadump* *THUD*!
: > >> > So you're a couple of hundred miles from the Columbia...at least it's
: > >> > in the right state, eh?
: > >>
: > >> So you're a Canadian. That explains a lot of things.
: > >
: > >Nah...I got force fed a generous dose of SCTV when I was younger. As a
: > >result, I'm prone to guzzling copious amount of skunky lager, wearing
: > >toques and constantly turning statements into questions, eh?
: >
: > Take off.
: Beauty...
*CLOMFG*!
: > >Oh, I see...you're trying to mimic my "don't know what I'm talking
: > >about" image. Well, I should be flattered, but get off my coattails
: > >and built your own persona, you goldbricking slug!
: >
: > Slug! Hahahahahaha. That's a good one.
: Banana slug. That's even a better one. Hahahahaha.
*KRUNCH*! AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! FUCK A DIDDLE!
: > >The next time you think about getting inventive, crack a Thesaurus
: > >instead, okay?
: >
: > But I can't read.
: >
: Reading has nothing to do with opening a book, smart ass.
*THUD*!
Love & kisses,
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
"I want to be the first man on
the moon." -- Number Six (Patrick
McGoohan), "The Chimes of Big
Ben", _The Prisoner_
Avoid normal situations.
: Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
[..]
: >
: >You're so welcome, Mrs. Moviegoer-Aspirator.
: You're sick.
Seconded.
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
Mike Colburn
alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> >> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> >> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> >> >> > >
> >> >> Amazing. I thought that all the you losers here were chug-a-lugging
> >> >> keggers of ipecac syrup.
> >> >
> >> >Now what makes you say thaaaaaurrrrbleeeeeergggggg <splatter>...uh,
> >> >that?
> >>
> >> Oh, get a bucket, Mr. Creosote.
> >
> >What...are we gonna treat some landscaping timbers or something?
>
> No, but I have a nail-studded two-by-four with your name on it.
Oh, so that's where it ended up...here, bend over and I'll pry it off
ya with my trusty 24oz straight claw hammer...
>
>
> >> >> > Tell me, Paula
> >> >>
> >> >> Yes, Mike, what is it?
> >> >>
> >> >I love it when they hang on every word...
> >>
> >> Usually I like to hang onto something else when I'm with a male, but I'm
> >> making a special exception in your case, Mike.
> >
> >Why, I'd be happy to hang onto your butt, ma'am!
>
> You should be so lucky.
Well, you want that damn 2 by off yer butt or what? Hell, if it means
that much to you, keep it.
>
> >>
> >> Famous last words. I recommend you keep your money under the mattress.
> >
> >Thanks for the advice, but I'd have to buy a few more mattresses or get
> >the bucks in larger denominations (but most places hate to break them
> >$1,000 notes...).
>
> How fascinating...especially considering that the $1,000 bill isn't in
> circulation anymore.
Guess that's why they hate breaking them, eh?
>
>
> >> At least you'll have *something* to play with in bed that way.
> >
> >Not to worry...CorkMe is still lashed tightly to the bed post.
>
> Dead people with rigor mortis don't count.
I'm talking about Kathy "Hellcat" CorkMe, not the corspe you have
rotting in your bed, Philip "Frozen Fractional Phallus" Allison, Paula.
Besides
>
> > > Can I just get my money back?
> >
> >You gave me money? Man, I'm losin' it...Tony will be very disappointed
> >in me. Um...well, sure...it's in the mail, of course. How much was
> >it?
>
> $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in pennies.
Aw, don't make me break open my Barbara Abernathy piggy bank.
>
>
> >> >> > Sounds like you've got a nasty case of irritable bowel, hon...
> >> >>
> >> >> Only my personality is irritating, sweetheart.
> >> >>
> >> >I'll say...
> >>
> >> No, *I* said it. Learn to read the attribution lines, wouldya?
> >
> >Certainly...as soon as you learn the meanings of "colloquialism" and
> >"figure of speech".
>
> I'll be sure to look those up in the dictionary as soon as I learn how to
> read.
Don't bother...but since you can't read this, I suppose you'll do it
anyway.
>
> >>
> >> Still harping on that old carp issue? Let it go, man.
> >
> >Did I say anything about a carp? Seems to me you're the one rising up
> >to gobble the bait, o' be-suckered one.
>
> Oh, I think I'm reeling *you* in, Michael.
To reel me in, Paula, you need to hook me first. And to hook me, you
need a hook. Typically, dear...you're all line with no hook.
>
> >> >And may I be the first to congratulate you on this highly predictable
> >> >and oh-so creative comeback...
> >>
> >> Thank you so much, Mr. Moviegoer-Aspirant.
> >
> >You're so welcome, Mrs. Moviegoer-Aspirator.
>
> You're sick.
And you have an overwhelming grasp of the obvious. It took you this
look to figure out what everyone else has known since day one?
>
>
> >> >> > Okay, fine...so there isn't any carp in the Columbia River.
> >> >>
> >> >> You're getting kinda defensive about this whole issue. Maybe you
> >> >> should quit now before you embarrass yourself any further.
> >> >>
> >> >Yeah, sure...like any of these labotomized yahoos really know what
> >> >state the Columbia River is in...
> >>
> >> Actually, the Columbia River borders two states. Care to try
> >> embarrassing yourself again?
> >
> >Gee, I didn't realize the Grand Coulee was partly in Oregon. <feel free
> >to apply a liberal helping of sarcasm to the previous statement.>
>
> None needed. You're doing so beautifully on your own.
That's all too apparent to most folks...however, with certain mentally
challenged people as yourself, if it sometimes necessary to hold up cue
cards.
>
> >Let's see if I can explain the subtle differences between 'border' and
> >'in'...
>
> We're breathlessly awaiting your clarification on the matter.
If you'd quit interrupting, perhaps I will...
>
>
> >how about 'dry hump' and 'deep vaginal penetration'.
>
> Your area of expertise is, of course, the former.
Since you won't allow me to demonstrate the latter, how do you pretend
to know?
>
>
> >Clear?
>
> You bet. We all feel so much better now. Thanks.
You're quite welcome, Sybil.
>
>
> >Now, I'd say the Columbia pretty well fucks Washington flat, while
> >Oregon sort of ends up with blue balls, wouldn't you agree?
>
> Never really thought of it that way. What's it like to have blue balls?
As you've never had any balls, I guess the 'like a kick in the nuts'
imagery doesnt' work...okay, let's imagine that someone managed to
snake a couple of forceps up your fallopian tubes and latched onto your
ovaries and sqeeeeeezed. Does that give you a better idea?
>
>
> >> >Hey, now yer talkin'! Go ahead, mistress...make butter outta me!
> >>
> >> Nah, you'd melt too easily.
> >
> >So...spread me on popcorn and chow down! BTW, I cum salty, so leave
> >the shaker on the table...
>
> You got it, Orville.
I seriously doubt we'll be seeing any semen flavored popcorn from
Orville any time soon...
>
>
> >> >>
> >> >> Ohhh, give me some more of your superfluous apostrophe love, Mikey!
> >> >
> >> >Hmmm...the first "it's" = contraction, "it is". No problem here...the
> >> >second "it's" = possesive pronoun, "it's own barrel". Hmmm...you're a
> >> >kind of a kinky girl, aren't ya, Paula? A bit numb, but kinky...I like
> >> >that.
> >>
> >> Yep, that's me, numb and kinky. Do you have any other redundant
> >> statements you'd like to make?
> >
> >No, I think you've nailed them all down for me, thanks.
>
> Yes, first I nailed your hands, and then your feet. It's time for your
> crown of thorns now.
Interesting...a Pontius Pilate complex. Feeling guilty about
something, Paula?
>
> >> >Oh...you want the *frothy* shit shake. Well, I didn't know this side of
> >> >you until now...forgive me.
> >>
> >> I'll never forgive you.
> >
> >Observing alt.flame rule #12, never apologize...well done, Cadet
> >Freeman! Your merit badge will be arriving parcel post.
>
> Aren't you going to put it on my chest for me? :(
Do you have perky tits?
>
>
> >> >> > A nice, creamy shit shake!
> >> >>
> >> >> At McDonald's today!
> >> >>
> >> >Of course, there's the Shit Frosty at Wendy's...
> >>
> >> And the Shit Buster Parfait at Dairy Queen.
> >>
> >And TCBY's Super Shit Shiver with Shingles.
>
> Don't forget the Baskin Robbins Triple Fudge Delight Banana Shit.
Or Carvel's Supreme Shitty Puss shit cream cake.
>
>
> >> >Really...and why would you assume this? (Facts only please...)
> >>
> >> You're both a couple of dim, latently homosexual, stuffed-shirt rodents.
> >
> >Objectivity and fact gathering not one of your fortes, eh Paula? You
> >must have been a real whirlwind in the sciences.
>
> I got an "A" in human anatomy.
How many time did you have to blow the prof for that grade, Ms
Lovelace?
>
>
> >Phil must find these qualities truly endearing...at least he can feel
> >superior in *one* aspect of your relationship...
>
> It gives him something to live for.
>
>
> >> >Oh, I see...you're trying to mimic my "don't know what I'm talking
> >> >about" image. Well, I should be flattered, but get off my coattails
> >> >and built your own persona, you goldbricking slug!
> >>
> >> Slug! Hahahahahaha. That's a good one.
> >
> >Banana slug. That's even a better one. Hahahahaha.
>
> Banana slug + Morton's salt = PARTY TIME!!!!
Man, and I thought Stain's miserable life was pathetic...
>
>
> >> >> > However, I've heard it through the Big Green Grapevine that poor
> >> >> > Ronnie-boy did not appreciate you boxing his ears so briskly in
> >> >> > public, so he's taken his fat frosh butt 'n' beanie over to
> >> >> > alt.chipmunk.monkey-spank.
> >> >>
> >> >> Just another pathetique in my long list of net.victims.
> >> >>
> >> >"net.victims"? That's rather a poor synonym for net.wimps, isn't it,
> >> >Paula?
> >>
> >> Same difference.
> >
> >What ever you say, Lizzie Borden.
>
> And I suppose you're looking for forty whacks.
Well, I'd actually prefer 40 long sensual strokes on my turgid trouser
snake alternated with the wet, velvety caress of your warm mouth...and
if you happen to lose count and accidentally go past 40, I certainly
won't protest.
>
>
> >> >The next time you think about getting inventive, crack a Thesaurus
> >> >instead, okay?
> >>
> >> But I can't read.
> >>
> >Reading has nothing to do with opening a book, smart ass.
>
> How'm I gonna find a Thesaurus to crack if I can't read the book titles?
Gee, I dunno...how'd ya manage to write Thesaurus iffin' ya cain't
read?
>
> >> >Oat bran, oat bran, oat bran...you health nuts make me sick! Where's
> >> >my ipecac wine cooler...
> >>
> >> Right next to your barbituates.
> >
> >Percodan and davron compounds are not barbituates, my little
> >psychedelic sweetie.
>
> Is davron a new narcotic analgesic?
No, dearie...it's been around for quite sometime. Perhaps you'll
recognize the name 'darvocettes'?
> And how come you didn't mention
> anything about demerol and tylox and dilaudid and percocet and T3's?
I didn't mention them because they weren't next to my ipecac wine
cooler.
> Would you please explain all about those to me, too?
Your attempt at sarcasm here is brave, but a bit off base, don't you
think? Do you know the differences between barbiturates and narcotics,
Paula? It doesn't appear that you do. While their sedative properties
may seem similar to you, they do differ...of course, as long as your
stoned out of your gourd, I suppose that wouldn't matter to you, would
it?
>
>
> >Maybe you should lay off those magic mushrooms and peyote buttons for a
> >couple of days and perhaps you'll regain some measure of lucidity.
>
> I'll stop when you stop.
Pee Wee on hallucinogens...scary thought.
> fLuid in the Sky with Diamonds
>
>
>
> "There are many, many, many more stupid people
> than smart women." -- The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
And many women who presume themselves to be smart, never realizing they
wear their stupidity emblazoned on their sloped foreheads for all to
see...
Mike Colburn
masc...@ucssun1.sdsu.edu (Avoid normal situations.) writes:
> Paula Freeman (alli...@u.washington.edu) wrote:
> : Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>
> [..]
> : >
> : >You're so welcome, Mrs. Moviegoer-Aspirator.
>
> : You're sick.
>
> Seconded.
Feh...it's your wildest dream that she would even consider it.
Avoid normal situations.
: In article <2lrqi1$j...@pandora.sdsu.edu>
: masc...@ucssun1.sdsu.edu (Avoid normal situations.) writes:
: > Paula Freeman (alli...@u.washington.edu) wrote:
: > : Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
: >
: > [..]
: > : >
: > : >You're so welcome, Mrs. Moviegoer-Aspirator.
: >
: > : You're sick.
: >
: > Seconded.
: Feh...it's your wildest dream that she would even consider it.
Does the name "Immacolata" mean anything to you?
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
Paula Freeman
Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>In article <2m601c$c...@news.u.washington.edu>
>alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>> In article <2m31qt$b...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
>> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>> >In article <2lovnf$4...@news.u.washington.edu>
>> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>> >> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>> >> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>> >> >> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>> >> >> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> Oh, get a bucket, Mr. Creosote.
>> >> >
>> >> >What...are we gonna treat some landscaping timbers or something?
>> >>
>> >> No, but I have a nail-studded two-by-four with your name on it.
>> >
>> >Oh, so that's where it ended up...here, bend over and I'll pry it off
>> >ya with my trusty 24oz straight claw hammer...
>>
>
>If such a ridiculous notion could be plausible, I'd certainly rather
>have the hammer as a friend than you...it's a better conversationalist
>and definitely a much more challenging flame opponent.
I never claimed that I could ever compete with your favorite handtool.
>> >> >> >I love it when they hang on every word...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Usually I like to hang onto something else when I'm with a male, but > >> >> I'm making a special exception in your case, Mike.
>> >> >
>> >> >Why, I'd be happy to hang onto your butt, ma'am!
>> >>
>> >> You should be so lucky.
>> >
>> >Well, you want that damn 2 by off yer butt or what? Hell, if it means
>> >that much to you, keep it.
>>
>> Thanks. It's your first gift to me. I'm still waiting for my other
>> package, by the way.
>
>Really, aaaw,too bad...must have detonated somewhat prematurely.
There's certain techniques I could show you to help you with that chronic
premature detonation problem of yours, Michael. Let me help you.
>> >> >Thanks for the advice, but I'd have to buy a few more mattresses or get
>> >> >the bucks in larger denominations (but most places hate to break them
>> >> >$1,000 notes...).
>> >>
>> >> How fascinating...especially considering that the $1,000 bill isn't in
>> >> circulation anymore.
>> >
>> >Guess that's why they hate breaking them, eh?
>>
>> Yes, "they" really frown upon that sort of thing.
>
>Having trouble following threads again? Your STML problems (and the
>causes) are fairly well documented, but the loss of concentration after
>two lines is pretty sad commentary. (And spare me the 'soporific
>rejoinders'...if I can manage to stay awake through your somniferous
>droning, you can do the same.)
I'm sorry, did you just say something?
>> >> >> At least you'll have *something* to play with in bed that way.
>> >> >
>> >> >Not to worry...CorkMe is still lashed tightly to the bed post.
>> >>
>> >> Dead people with rigor mortis don't count.
>> >
>> >I'm talking about Kathy "Hellcat" CorkMe, not the corspe you have
>> >rotting in your bed, Philip "Frozen Fractional Phallus" Allison, Paula.
>> > Besides
>>
>> Besides what, Michael? Did you black out for just a moment there? Is
>> there some other fascinating thing you wanted to say to me about you being
>> a brain-dead pile of mashed potatoes?
>
>Stooping to cheap deletion tactics, too?
No, believe it or not, I didn't edit that part of the thread. You could
go back and look it up if your news server weren't so dense.
>Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Stop spitting, please.
>.. BTW, the
>next time you happen to meet a pile of mashed potatoes with a brain,
>dead or otherwise, let me know what drugs you were on...I'll try to
>avoid them. Thanks.
Oh, I don't even like mashed potatoes. I prefer my vegetables fresh and
whole....that's why I hang around with you, dearie!
>> >> > > Can I just get my money back?
>> >> >
>> >> >You gave me money? Man, I'm losin' it...Tony will be very disappointed
>> >> >in me. Um...well, sure...it's in the mail, of course. How much was
>> >> >it?
>> >>
>> >> $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in pennies.
>> >
>> >Aw, don't make me break open my Barbara Abernathy piggy bank.
>>
>> That's none of my business if you want to break open that pig's butt.
>
>It is if you want those...oh, I'm sorry...I thought you said
>1,000,000,000,000,000,000 'penises'.
Dyslexia in males is often a factor in premature detonations.
>> That's exactly the point I've been trying to get across to you all this
>> time.
>
>Yeah...right.
You are *such* a clever guy! I'm *so* impressed with you!
>> >> >Let's see if I can explain the subtle differences between 'border' and
>> >> >'in'...
>> >>
>> >> We're breathlessly awaiting your clarification on the matter.
>> >
>> >If you'd quit interrupting, perhaps I will...
>>
>> Who's interrupting? Next thing you know, you'll be calling me a pushy
>> broad.
>
>Quit putting words in my mouth, ya presumptuous bimbo!
How about if I don't put anything in your mouth at all?
>> >> >how about 'dry hump' and 'deep vaginal penetration'.
>> >>
>> >> Your area of expertise is, of course, the former.
>> >
>> >Since you won't allow me to demonstrate the latter, how do you pretend
>> >to know?
>>
>> When have I ever turned you down?
>
>Do you want dates, times, places? Okay...I can give you another
>opportunity if you'd like, right now...
Oh boy oh boy oh boy, just what I've been waiting for!
>Gee, Paula...how about you and me...a soft candle light dinner, a
>couple good bottles of red, a cozy spot by the fire, some good tunes,
>some passionate and loving foreplay capped off with some wild, torrid
>deep vaginal penetration, stroke after powerful stroke from my
>masterful, marvelous love muscle?
Sorry, I prefer white wine.
>> >> >Clear?
>> >>
>> >> You bet. We all feel so much better now. Thanks.
>> >
>> >You're quite welcome, Sybil.
>>
>> At least I'm consistent in being inconsistent.
>
>Something you're infinitely proud of, I'm sure.
But I didn't mean to imply that I'm capricious all the time.
>> Deal with the pain....it'll make you stronger.
>
>Thank you so much for your intuitive insight, coach. Can we now hear
>an exciting chapter on the hardships of child birth and how, for us
>men, it would be like shitting out a 10lb watermelon?
You'd know more about shitting ten-pound watermelons than I would about
childbirth.
>> >> You got it, Orville.
>> >
>> >I seriously doubt we'll be seeing any semen flavored popcorn from
>> >Orville any time soon...
>>
>> Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that. :~(
>
>Well, I suppose that after an hour or so of the deep vaginal
>penetration, I could pull out of you and you could jerk me off into a
>bowl of popcorn. Would that cheer you up?
Sounds thrilling. :-/
>> >> >> Yep, that's me, numb and kinky. Do you have any other redundant
>> >> >> statements you'd like to make?
>> >> >
>> >> >No, I think you've nailed them all down for me, thanks.
>> >>
>> >> Yes, first I nailed your hands, and then your feet. It's time for your
>> >> crown of thorns now.
>> >
>> >Interesting...a Pontius Pilate complex. Feeling guilty about
>> >something, Paula?
>>
>> No, honeybunch. Are you?
>
>And in denial as well, how quaint. What was that ol' Pontius said?
>Something about, "I wash my hands of your blood"?
WTF are you talking about? Getting religious on me all of a sudden?
>> >> >> >> > A nice, creamy shit shake!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> At McDonald's today!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >Of course, there's the Shit Frosty at Wendy's...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> And the Shit Buster Parfait at Dairy Queen.
>> >> >>
>> >> >And TCBY's Super Shit Shiver with Shingles.
>> >>
>> >> Don't forget the Baskin Robbins Triple Fudge Delight Banana Shit.
>> >
>> >Or Carvel's Supreme Shitty Puss shit cream cake.
>>
>> Also try Ben and Jerry's Shitty Garcia.
>
>And for a lighter treat, the 7-11 Shit Slurpee.
On the heavier side, there's the Haagen Dazs Chocolate Chocolate Shit.
>> >> I got an "A" in human anatomy.
>> >
>> >How many time did you have to blow the prof for that grade, Ms
>> >Lovelace?
>>
>> I only have to do it once to get what I want.
>
>Feh...it figures. Your typical science geek gets his first ever blow
>job and he's willing to give away state secrets.
How would you know?
>> >> >What ever you say, Lizzie Borden.
>> >>
>> >> And I suppose you're looking for forty whacks.
>> >
>> >Well, I'd actually prefer 40 long sensual strokes on my turgid trouser
>> >snake alternated with the wet, velvety caress of your warm mouth...and
>> >if you happen to lose count and accidentally go past 40, I certainly
>> >won't protest.
>>
>> I'd be very surprised if you could last for 4 strokes.
>
>I hope you like surprises, then...or at least a rather prolonged state
>of amazement.
Oh, that's right, you won't even make it for *one* stroke because of that
premature detonation difficulty you have.
>> >> Would you please explain all about those to me, too?
>> >
>> >Your attempt at sarcasm here is brave, but a bit off base, don't you
>> >think?
>>
>> Sarcasm? Moi?
>
>Bimbette? Vous?
Coito cabeza? Tu?
>> >While their sedative properties
>> >may seem similar to you, they do differ...of course, as long as your
>> >stoned out of your gourd, I suppose that wouldn't matter to you, would
>> >it?
>>
>> Being stoned out of my gourd matters to me a great deal.
>
>I gather...you should avoid posting in this state, though.
Why? It's more fun for me that way. :-D
>> >> >Maybe you should lay off those magic mushrooms and peyote buttons for a
>> >> >couple of days and perhaps you'll regain some measure of lucidity.
>> >>
>> >> I'll stop when you stop.
>> >
>> >Pee Wee on hallucinogens...scary thought.
>>
>> I assumed he *was* on hallucinogens, lots of 'em.
>
>You talk as though you know him personally, Paula. Somehow, this
>wouldn't really come as a surprise.
I have lots of interesting friends. Some of them aren't imaginary, either.
>> >> "There are many, many, many more stupid people
>> >> than smart women." -- The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
>> >
>> >And many women who presume themselves to be smart, never realizing they
>> >wear their stupidity emblazoned on their sloped foreheads for all to
>> >see...
>>
>> How fortunate that there aren't any women like that on this thread.
>
>No mirrors in your house, huh?
Only on the ceiling.
Paula
Mike Colburn
pau...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> In article <2mvoip$7...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> >In article <2m601c$c...@news.u.washington.edu>
> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> >> In article <2m31qt$b...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>,
> >> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> >> >In article <2lovnf$4...@news.u.washington.edu>
> >> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> >> >> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> >> >> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> >> >> >> Mike Colburn <Michael....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> >> >> >> >alli...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> >> >>
> >> >> No, but I have a nail-studded two-by-four with your name on it.
> >> >
> >> >Oh, so that's where it ended up...here, bend over and I'll pry it off
> >> >ya with my trusty 24oz straight claw hammer...
> >>
> >> That hammer is the only friend you have.
> >
> >If such a ridiculous notion could be plausible, I'd certainly rather
> >have the hammer as a friend than you...it's a better conversationalist
> >and definitely a much more challenging flame opponent.
>
> I never claimed that I could ever compete with your favorite handtool.
Or any other non-sentient object, for that matter...
>
> >> >> >Why, I'd be happy to hang onto your butt, ma'am!
> >> >>
> >> >> You should be so lucky.
> >> >
> >> >Well, you want that damn 2 by off yer butt or what? Hell, if it means
> >> >that much to you, keep it.
> >>
> >> Thanks. It's your first gift to me. I'm still waiting for my other
> >> package, by the way.
> >
> >Really, aaaw,too bad...must have detonated somewhat prematurely.
>
> There's certain techniques I could show you to help you with that chronic
> premature detonation problem of yours, Michael. Let me help you.
Okay...but you'd better wear a flack jacket. If that thing goes off,
you'll look like a piece of swiss cheese.
>
> >> >
> >> >Guess that's why they hate breaking them, eh?
> >>
> >> Yes, "they" really frown upon that sort of thing.
> >
> >Having trouble following threads again? Your STML problems (and the
> >causes) are fairly well documented, but the loss of concentration after
> >two lines is pretty sad commentary. (And spare me the 'soporific
> >rejoinders'...if I can manage to stay awake through your somniferous
> >droning, you can do the same.)
>
> I'm sorry, did you just say something?
Yes, you are and yes, I did, but never mind.
>
> >> Besides what, Michael? Did you black out for just a moment there? Is
> >> there some other fascinating thing you wanted to say to me about you
> >> being
> >> a brain-dead pile of mashed potatoes?
> >
> >Stooping to cheap deletion tactics, too?
>
> No, believe it or not, I didn't edit that part of the thread.
And thank you, Ms. Ripley...
> You could
> go back and look it up if your news server weren't so dense.
At least my server tends to send posts in a relatively straight line.
Yours, on the other hand, seems to wander all over the place...much
like your non-too-cognitive mind.
>
> >Tsk, tsk, tsk.
>
> Stop spitting, please.
No, that would be "ptui, ptui, ptui...". RTFM.
>
> >.. BTW, the
> >next time you happen to meet a pile of mashed potatoes with a brain,
> >dead or otherwise, let me know what drugs you were on...I'll try to
> >avoid them. Thanks.
>
> Oh, I don't even like mashed potatoes. I prefer my vegetables fresh and
> whole....that's why I hang around with you, dearie!
Yeah, I got yer fresh, whole 'zucchini' right here, babe! <ziiiiip>
>
> >> >> $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in pennies.
> >> >
> >> >Aw, don't make me break open my Barbara Abernathy piggy bank.
> >>
> >> That's none of my business if you want to break open that pig's butt.
> >
> >It is if you want those...oh, I'm sorry...I thought you said
> >1,000,000,000,000,000,000 'penises'.
>
> Dyslexia in males is often a factor in premature detonations.
Waht mkaes you tihnk I'm Dsyleicx?
>
> >> That's exactly the point I've been trying to get across to you all this
> >> time.
> >
> >Yeah...right.
>
> You are *such* a clever guy! I'm *so* impressed with you!
Huh?
>
> >> >> We're breathlessly awaiting your clarification on the matter.
> >> >
> >> >If you'd quit interrupting, perhaps I will...
> >>
> >> Who's interrupting? Next thing you know, you'll be calling me a pushy
> >> broad.
> >
> >Quit putting words in my mouth, ya presumptuous bimbo!
>
> How about if I don't put anything in your mouth at all?
Why...did you have something specific in mind other than words?
>
> >> >> >how about 'dry hump' and 'deep vaginal penetration'.
> >> >>
> >> >> Your area of expertise is, of course, the former.
> >> >
> >> >Since you won't allow me to demonstrate the latter, how do you pretend
> >> >to know?
> >>
> >> When have I ever turned you down?
> >
> >Do you want dates, times, places? Okay...I can give you another
> >opportunity if you'd like, right now...
>
> Oh boy oh boy oh boy, just what I've been waiting for!
>
> >Gee, Paula...how about you and me...a soft candle light dinner, a
> >couple good bottles of red, a cozy spot by the fire, some good tunes,
> >some passionate and loving foreplay capped off with some wild, torrid
> >deep vaginal penetration, stroke after powerful stroke from my
> >masterful, marvelous love muscle?
>
> Sorry, I prefer white wine.
Well, at least you didn't turn down the deep vaginal penetration...but
from the wake of jaded lovers you've left around here, that's not too
surprising.
>
> >> >> >Clear?
> >> >>
> >> >> You bet. We all feel so much better now. Thanks.
> >> >
> >> >You're quite welcome, Sybil.
> >>
> >> At least I'm consistent in being inconsistent.
> >
> >Something you're infinitely proud of, I'm sure.
>
> But I didn't mean to imply that I'm capricious all the time.
Certainly not...where's the consistency in that, eh?
>
> >> Deal with the pain....it'll make you stronger.
> >
> >Thank you so much for your intuitive insight, coach. Can we now hear
> >an exciting chapter on the hardships of child birth and how, for us
> >men, it would be like shitting out a 10lb watermelon?
>
> You'd know more about shitting ten-pound watermelons than I would about
> childbirth.
D'oh...a subject you aren't an expert on!
Paula "Butterfly" Freeman: "I don know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no
babies!!"
> >> >I seriously doubt we'll be seeing any semen flavored popcorn from
> >> >Orville any time soon...
> >>
> >> Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that. :~(
> >
> >Well, I suppose that after an hour or so of the deep vaginal
> >penetration, I could pull out of you and you could jerk me off into a
> >bowl of popcorn. Would that cheer you up?
>
> Sounds thrilling. :-/
Typical woman...you piss and moan, piss and moan...and when you finally
get what you want, you moan and piss, moan and piss...
>
> >> >>
> >> >> Yes, first I nailed your hands, and then your feet. It's time for
> >> >> your crown of thorns now.
> >> >
> >> >Interesting...a Pontius Pilate complex. Feeling guilty about
> >> >something, Paula?
> >>
> >> No, honeybunch. Are you?
> >
> >And in denial as well, how quaint. What was that ol' Pontius said?
> >Something about, "I wash my hands of your blood"?
>
> WTF are you talking about? Getting religious on me all of a sudden?
Nah, I saw it in Jesus Christ Superstar...
>
> >> >> >> >> > A nice, creamy shit shake!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> At McDonald's today!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Of course, there's the Shit Frosty at Wendy's...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> And the Shit Buster Parfait at Dairy Queen.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >And TCBY's Super Shit Shiver with Shingles.
> >> >>
> >> >> Don't forget the Baskin Robbins Triple Fudge Delight Banana Shit.
> >> >
> >> >Or Carvel's Supreme Shitty Puss shit cream cake.
> >>
> >> Also try Ben and Jerry's Shitty Garcia.
> >
> >And for a lighter treat, the 7-11 Shit Slurpee.
>
> On the heavier side, there's the Haagen Dazs Chocolate Chocolate Shit.
And right in the middle, Beyer's Vanilla Shit Ripple.
>
> >> >> I got an "A" in human anatomy.
> >> >
> >> >How many time did you have to blow the prof for that grade, Ms
> >> >Lovelace?
> >>
> >> I only have to do it once to get what I want.
> >
> >Feh...it figures. Your typical science geek gets his first ever blow
> >job and he's willing to give away state secrets.
>
> How would you know?
It's in the Stereotyper's Handbook.
>
> >> >> >What ever you say, Lizzie Borden.
> >> >>
> >> >> And I suppose you're looking for forty whacks.
> >> >
> >> >Well, I'd actually prefer 40 long sensual strokes on my turgid trouser
> >> >snake alternated with the wet, velvety caress of your warm mouth...and
> >> >if you happen to lose count and accidentally go past 40, I certainly
> >> >won't protest.
> >>
> >> I'd be very surprised if you could last for 4 strokes.
> >
> >I hope you like surprises, then...or at least a rather prolonged state
> >of amazement.
>
> Oh, that's right, you won't even make it for *one* stroke because of that
> premature detonation difficulty you have.
Now why would a problem I have with letter bomb fuses have anything to
do with my ability to fuck you senseless, hours on end?
>
> >> >> Would you please explain all about those to me, too?
> >> >
> >> >Your attempt at sarcasm here is brave, but a bit off base, don't you
> >> >think?
> >>
> >> Sarcasm? Moi?
> >
> >Bimbette? Vous?
>
> Coito cabeza? Tu?
Pulita somaro? Lei?
>
> >> >While their sedative properties
> >> >may seem similar to you, they do differ...of course, as long as your
> >> >stoned out of your gourd, I suppose that wouldn't matter to you, would
> >> >it?
> >>
> >> Being stoned out of my gourd matters to me a great deal.
> >
> >I gather...you should avoid posting in this state, though.
>
> Why? It's more fun for me that way. :-D
Okay...but don't expect me to follow you around all through a.f. to
clean up your embarrassing blunders and swabbing the drool off your
chin.
>
> >> >
> >> >Pee Wee on hallucinogens...scary thought.
> >>
> >> I assumed he *was* on hallucinogens, lots of 'em.
> >
> >You talk as though you know him personally, Paula. Somehow, this
> >wouldn't really come as a surprise.
>
> I have lots of interesting friends. Some of them aren't imaginary, either.
Spending some time beyond the looking glass again, eh, Alice?
>
> >> >> "There are many, many, many more stupid people
> >> >> than smart women." -- The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
> >> >
> >> >And many women who presume themselves to be smart, never realizing they
> >> >wear their stupidity emblazoned on their sloped foreheads for all to
> >> >see...
> >>
> >> How fortunate that there aren't any women like that on this thread.
> >
> >No mirrors in your house, huh?
>
> Only on the ceiling.
That would explain it since you continually boast how your always on
top.
Paula Freeman
> > >pau...@u.washington.edu (Paula Freeman) writes:
> >
> > I never claimed that I could ever compete with your favorite handtool.
>
> Or any other non-sentient object, for that matter...
How amusing that you would refer to your own cock as a non-sentient object.
> > >> I'm still waiting for my other package, by the way.
> > >
> > >Really, aaaw,too bad...must have detonated somewhat prematurely.
> >
> > There's certain techniques I could show you to help you with that chronic
> > premature detonation problem of yours, Michael. Let me help you.
>
> Okay...but you'd better wear a flack jacket. If that thing goes off,
> you'll look like a piece of swiss cheese.
That's kinda scary that you come armour-piercing bullets. Have you
thought of consulting an internist about this little problem of yours?
> > I'm sorry, did you just say something?
>
> Yes, you are and yes, I did, but never mind.
Could you be more.......specific?
> > >> Besides what, Michael? Did you black out for just a moment there? Is
> > >> there some other fascinating thing you wanted to say to me about you
> > >> being
> > >> a brain-dead pile of mashed potatoes?
> > >
> > >Stooping to cheap deletion tactics, too?
> >
> > No, believe it or not, I didn't edit that part of the thread.
>
> And thank you, Ms. Ripley...
Jonesy? Jonesy? Where are you, Jonesy?
> > >.. BTW, the
> > >next time you happen to meet a pile of mashed potatoes with a brain,
> > >dead or otherwise, let me know what drugs you were on...I'll try to
> > >avoid them. Thanks.
> >
> > Oh, I don't even like mashed potatoes. I prefer my vegetables fresh and
> > whole....that's why I hang around with you, dearie!
>
> Yeah, I got yer fresh, whole 'zucchini' right here, babe! <ziiiiip>
[OB gherkin joke omitted]
> > >> That's exactly the point I've been trying to get across to you all this
> > >> time.
> > >
> > >Yeah...right.
> >
> > You are *such* a clever guy! I'm *so* impressed with you!
>
> Huh?
YES! You simply *scintillate* with wit and snappy retorts!
> > >Quit putting words in my mouth, ya presumptuous bimbo!
> >
> > How about if I don't put anything in your mouth at all?
>
> Why...did you have something specific in mind other than words?
There's nothing in my mind except for words, honeybunch.
> > >Gee, Paula...how about you and me...a soft candle light dinner, a
> > >couple good bottles of red, a cozy spot by the fire, some good tunes,
> > >some passionate and loving foreplay capped off with some wild, torrid
> > >deep vaginal penetration, stroke after powerful stroke from my
> > >masterful, marvelous love muscle?
> >
> > Sorry, I prefer white wine.
>
> Well, at least you didn't turn down the deep vaginal penetration...but
> from the wake of jaded lovers you've left around here, that's not too
> surprising.
There's one and only one lover for me on the Internet.
[ Cue the boys of alt.flame to simultaneously gasp, clap their little
hands together, and whisper to themselves "Is it me? Could it possibly
be me?" ]
> > You'd know more about shitting ten-pound watermelons than I would about
> > childbirth.
>
> D'oh...a subject you aren't an expert on!
>
> Paula "Butterfly" Freeman: "I don know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no
> babies!!"
That's right, Toby.
> Typical woman...you piss and moan, piss and moan...and when you finally
> get what you want, you moan and piss, moan and piss...
Typical sexist male statement.
> > >> >> Yes, first I nailed your hands, and then your feet. It's time for
> > >> >> your crown of thorns now.
> > >> >
> > >> >Interesting...a Pontius Pilate complex. Feeling guilty about
> > >> >something, Paula?
> > >>
> > >> No, honeybunch. Are you?
> > >
> > >And in denial as well, how quaint. What was that ol' Pontius said?
> > >Something about, "I wash my hands of your blood"?
> >
> > WTF are you talking about? Getting religious on me all of a sudden?
>
> Nah, I saw it in Jesus Christ Superstar...
Ooo, *loved* the whipping scene! :-D
> > >> I'd be very surprised if you could last for 4 strokes.
> > >
> > >I hope you like surprises, then...or at least a rather prolonged state
> > >of amazement.
> >
> > Oh, that's right, you won't even make it for *one* stroke because of that
> > premature detonation difficulty you have.
>
> Now why would a problem I have with letter bomb fuses have anything to
> do with my ability to fuck you senseless, hours on end?
Because you don't possess either.
> Spending some time beyond the looking glass again, eh, Alice?
Don't ask.
> > >> >> "There are many, many, many more stupid people
> > >> >> than smart women." -- The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
> > >> >
> > >> >And many women who presume themselves to be smart, never realizing they
> > >> >wear their stupidity emblazoned on their sloped foreheads for all to
> > >> >see...
> > >>
> > >> How fortunate that there aren't any women like that on this thread.
> > >
> > >No mirrors in your house, huh?
> >
> > Only on the ceiling.
>
> That would explain it since you continually boast how your always on
> top.
Does the thought of that intimidate you in some way?
Paula
Par Svensson
drones on perpetually and has no clues whatsoever?
Send a self-adressed piece of dog turd, with the answer to
Colburn/Freeman, alt.flame, and win a kill-file.
/Par
Dave Williams
Par Svensson (t89...@hassaleh.tdb.uu.se) wrote:
: What's two people big, making infinitely boring and long postings,
: drones on perpetually and has no clues whatsoever?
and I thought the answer was "Barbara Abernathy"...
--
Regards,
Dave Williams
-- E-Mail: D.Wil...@herts.ac.uk -- Tel: +44 (0)707 262160
-- Disclaimer: I do not speak for the University of Hertfordshire