Attention: George Lucas. Exciting, New Star Wars Weapon idea for the Upcoming "Star Wars" movie!!!
Wavy G
Wavy G. Manufacturer of ideas. Dreamer of dreams. Internet Cowboy.
And Poet Laureate of the Information Age. First of all, I would like
you to know I am a big fan of yours, (With the notable exception of
"Howard the Duck"). With that being stated, I have a proposition for
you. I have developed an idea for a FANTASTIC weapon for the Star Wars
Universe. I would like this weapon to be used in the upcoming "Star
Wars" film, if you have not already started production.
In the original movie, you developed the idea for the "light sabre", the
Jedi Knight's weapon of choice. I loved this weapon. In contrast to
the common blaster, the light sabre was a more "civilized" weapon from
days of the Old Republic, (I am not a nerd). It was powerful, yet
elegant. To put it simply, the light sabre is a beam of energy which,
when activated, is projected from the handle in the form of a long
shaft. And it can cut through anything! Its like a sabre, made of
light. This was the weapon used by Luke Skywalker in the first three
films.
Then, to top that, in "Episode Won (1)", we git to meet a new foe, Darth
Maul, who caries a slightly modified version of the original concept - A
*double-sided* light sabre! This was a truly ingenious "twist" on the
classic light sabre of the Star Wars universe. He uses this weapon to
battle two--COUNT THEM, TWO--Jedi Knights at the same time!
Natrually, after this, fans will be wanting more. So where can you go
from there? Well, that's where I come in. I have developed a new,
stronger, more elegant, more beautiful, and more KICK-ASS light sabre
for the Star Wars Universe. Mr. George Lucas, (and everywon else), I
introduce to yous, the new light sabre, for "Episode III: Revenge of the
Ewoks" (That's my working title, unless you've come up with something
else already.)
Warning: New light sabre idea below. Do not scroll down unless you
want to see the new, bigger, stronger, more powerful, light sabre!!!!!!
****NEW LIGHT SABRE IDEA****
****DO NOT SCROLL DOWN, UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE IT*****
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****OK, HERE IT COMES*****
*****THE NEW LIGHT SABRE!******
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Well, that's it!
What do you think? It's new. Its improved. It is a WHOPPER!
--Note the thick, powerful shaft. Thick enough to penetrate the most
powerful barriers. If Luke had been brandishing won of these babies in
the first movie, he could have easily busted through Princess Leia's
chambers.
--Also note the super-powerful energy "veins" which run along the entire
length of the beam. These carry a more potent "kick", which when fully
"activated" glow bright blue-green, in contrast to the pink shaft.
--And the "head", which begins with a wide rim and tapers into a blunt
tip. (Actually, I'm not exactly sure why its shaped like this. Its
pretty funny looking, isn't it?)
***PLEASE NOTE THAT SIZE MAY VARY, BUT IT DOES NOT MATTER.*****
So? What do you think? give me your feedback. Like I said, I am a
fan. (p.s., I'm the won who *liked* Jar Jar Binks.)
Sincerely,
Wavy G.
--
(Oh come on. Like Darth Vader's helmet wasn't sposed to be phallic.)
Shane W
... :
Do you write the word "one" as "won" on purpose Wavy? If so why?
--
Shane....
"To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances, ...
could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess,
absurd in the highest degree possible" -Charles Darwin
Wavy G
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "Shane W
<carbonbaseunit2@[NOSPAM]yahoo.com>" has struck out.
Hmm?
Shane W
... :
>
>
> Hmm?
Your answer to the question is to ask me Hmm?
Wavy G
<carbonbaseunit2@[NOSPAM]yahoo.com>" has struck out.
>While I was eating my Bantha Chips, Wavy G spilled my blue milk and said
>... :
>
>>
>>
>> Hmm?
>
>Your answer to the question is to ask me Hmm?
I'm sorry, but you'll have to refresh me. What was the question?
Wavy G
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Shane W" run.
>
> Do you write the word "one" as "won" on purpose Wavy? If so why?
>
>
Since my lesser half won't answer: Yes. It is because I am a retard.
Thank you for asking!
Darth Charlie
MTV News
you hear it first!
"Wavy G" <imw...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:14gg71dgmorte7gp2...@4ax.com...
sophie
>Hello, George. Sorry. Mr. Lucas. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm
>Wavy G. Manufacturer of ideas. Dreamer of dreams. Internet Cowboy.
>And Poet Laureate of the Information Age. First of all, I would like
>you to know I am a big fan of yours, (With the notable exception of
>"Howard the Duck"). With that being stated, I have a proposition for
>you. I have developed an idea for a FANTASTIC weapon for the Star Wars
>Universe. I would like this weapon to be used in the upcoming "Star
>Wars" film, if you have not already started production.
>
>In the original movie, you developed the idea for the "light sabre",
this reminds me.
why isn't it "saber" in merkin?
hmmm?
--
sophie
mhm34x20
shaw...@worldnet.att.net
flame-inducer of a post. Bravo, sir.
I'm too tired to be flippant today, so people are just getting
Encouragements Of The Realm from me today. Bang on, sir.
Ricardo
<carbonbaseunit2@[NOSPAM]yahoo.com> wrote:
[mega sneep]
>Do you write the word "one" as "won" on purpose Wavy? If so why?
Because subconsciously he wants to be known as "Wavy Y", and why not.
Ricardo
© Flipper Mike ®³
A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white
Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the
long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be
required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary
package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
Wavy G
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
> A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
> to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
> The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
> got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
> for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white
> Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the
> long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be
> required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary
> package is $200,000 a year."
> The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
> The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
>
Now this shit is fucking funny.
Er
"Wavy G" <Therea...@retard.net> wrote in message
news:ssOdnVID_tD...@wideopenwest.com...
<snip racist stupidity, not worthy of quoting>
> Now this shit is fucking funny.
I am not surprised, you fucking idiot.
Er
Wavy G
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
>
> I am not surprised, you fucking idiot.
>
> Er
Wavy should be paying me for this shit.
DAVIDHERO
wrote:
Yeah, but he didn't say if the nigger got medical and dental, lol.
Wavy G
Hero, please don't respond to my Usenet stalker. TIA.
Wavy G
Paying you to use my name to say stupid and unfunny shit? Why, when I
can do that myself, for free, lol?
Wavy G
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
>>Wavy should be paying me for this shit.
>
>
> Paying you to use my name to say stupid and unfunny shit? Why, when I
> can do that myself, for free, lol?
For further expanding your fanbase ya twat! Besides, my shit is funny.
You just suck.
Wavy G
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "Wavy G" has struck out.
>Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
This has yet to be proven.
>You just suck.
DAVIDHERO
You're being stalked by an unemployed nigger? LOL?
Wavy G
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "DAVIDHERO" has struck out.
>On Fri, 06 May 2005 02:28:24 GMT, Wavy G <imw...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout...But there is no
>>joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "DAVIDHERO" has struck out.
>>
>>>On Thu, 05 May 2005 13:39:52 -0400, Wavy G <Therea...@retard.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>>Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
>>>>can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
>>>>I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "© Flipper Mike ®³" run.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
>>>>> to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
>>>>> The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
>>>>> got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
>>>>> for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white
>>>>> Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the
>>>>> long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be
>>>>> required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary
>>>>> package is $200,000 a year."
>>>>> The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
>>>>> The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Now this shit is fucking funny.
>>>
>>>Yeah, but he didn't say if the nigger got medical and dental, lol.
>>
>>Hero, please don't respond to my Usenet stalker. TIA.
>
>You're being stalked by an unemployed nigger? LOL?
Yes, but don't make a big deal about it. You know these types thrive on
negative attention.
Midtfyns Computer Center
"DAVIDHERO" <l...@scr0tus.zz> skrev i en meddelelse
news:isil719pk631546qs...@4ax.com...
DAVIDHERO
<br...@removeme.midtfyns-it.dk> wrote:
>What's the fucking idea of posting racist jokes in this newsgroup anyway?
He tried to give a good job to a nigger. What's racist about that?
Wavy G
Thank you,
Wavy G, Department Supervisor
DAVIDHERO
TMML.
Billy Crabs
"DAVIDHERO" <l...@scr0tus.zz> wrote in message
news:859s71ttgure8ne7c...@4ax.com...
Did I miss something here? George Lucas isn't going to be interested in cock
swords and nigger jokes! I don't feel that enough creative thinking went
into this post. Oh yeah, the only people who like star wars are elementary
school kids, retards, and grown men who still live with their mothers.
dave hillstrom
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Hello, George. Sorry. Mr. Lucas. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm
>> Wavy G. Manufacturer of ideas. Dreamer of dreams. Internet Cowboy.
>> And Poet Laureate of the Information Age. First of all, I would like
>> you to know I am a big fan of yours, (With the notable exception of
>> "Howard the Duck"). With that being stated, I have a proposition for
>> you. I have developed an idea for a FANTASTIC weapon for the Star Wars
>> Universe. I would like this weapon to be used in the upcoming "Star
>> Wars" film, if you have not already started production.
>>
>Ok, I'm not sure if ived bore usenet with this story before but anyway,
>i'll do it again.
>
>I went to see a flat here in Spain, me, and 2 ladies from the estate
>agents. Being toured around the place and we reach the master bedroom;
>cupboards, wardrobes and bed. She bends over and grabs hold of the corner
>of the mattress, speaking in spanish and i get the general jist that she's
>about to show me more storage space -- why I don't know -- and lifts up the
>mattress. There, laying lonely atop the plyboard is the exact same dildo --
>well bigger, RL size (not a whopper really Wavy, unless youre a midget) --
>that you scetched out for us. A classic "ooops" moment. I blushed. They
>looked at me. I thought hang about, am in a porno movie, should I make my
>move? Giggled and then moved onto see the bathroom.
>
>I often wonder if being a brit is a disadvantage in life.
only wondering this now? sheesh.
--
dave hillstrom
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Wavy G
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "DAVIDHERO" has struck out.
>On Sat, 07 May 2005 21:53:55 GMT, Wavy G <imw...@gmail.com> wrote:
YW.
Wavy G
What the hell is that supposed to mean???
Billy Crabs
Er
"dave hillstrom" <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
news:gq00811nvkjbok6i8...@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 09 May 2005 23:08:34 GMT, Adie <inv...@example.com> wrote:
<snip>
>>well bigger, RL size (not a whopper really Wavy, unless youre a midget) --
That's 'little people'. YOU GOT THAT?!?
Er
Adie
Sorry I forgot, it's a light-sabre, got confused. Hey hold on, that still
isnt a whopper of a lightsabre unless youre tangling with midgets. Are you
quite small Wavy? A pocket rocket? Yoda, is that you?
The Magnificent Bastard
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -
> well bigger, RL size (not a whopper really Wavy, unless youre a midget) --
> that you scetched out for us. A classic "ooops" moment. I blushed. They
> looked at me. I thought hang about, am in a porno movie, should I make my
> move? Giggled and then moved onto see the bathroom.
>
> I often wonder if being a brit is a disadvantage in life.
Except for the bad teeth, pasty complexion and sub-standard
intelligence, being a brit shouldn't hold you back at all.
>
--
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2005 ©
Wavy G
out.
I can't believe this is happening! It looked big to me, when I was
drawing it. This is an OUTRAGE!!!
Wavy G
<egerrits[remove]@afpollution.com>" has struck out.
Oompa Loompa Doompaty-doo.
I've got another puzzle for you.
What do you get when you post to newsgroups?
A bunch of lame replies from ignorant poops, LOL?
>
>Er
>
DAVIDHERO
You timesheet REJECTED.
Wavy G
>Wavy G <imw...@gmail.com> <14gg71dgmorte7gp2...@4ax.com> :
>you plagiarized dave's veiny penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whom?
>
>--
>
>mhm35x6
>smeeter37
>wsd40
>www.gwar.net coolest bastards in the universe, buy their stuff!!!!!!!!!!!! i insist
>
>
dave hillstrom
me, of course. they say im veiny.
Wavy G
What's wrong with you?
Billy Crabs
"DAVIDHERO" <l...@scr0tus.zz> wrote in message
ok then, tMml