Had A Wonderful Brawl Though So-So Vacation

[Robert Cohen]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1045660/Holiday-flight-diverted-mid-air-brawl-breaks-out.html

10. Entertainment does as entertainment is <whatever it means, Mr.
Hanks>

9. "A chartered plane is a splendid flying barroom" <not memorably
said by Frank Fontaine, JACKIE GLEASON SHOW, circa1950s>

8. When the drunks file for trip interruption refunds, then the
insurance company ought to graciously pay those claims since passenger
inebriation is due to the tour company's contributing gratuitous
negligence <Camiframous vs Portasan,1961, appeal denied1981>

7 If ya ever get to do jail time, then the cuisine is reputedly
generally 5 star though Italy is very damne skimpy on salad <unlike
the really authentic Olive Garden>