> "DataBasixAdmin" <databas...@hahahahahahahaha.haha> wrote in
> message news:Xns9D2DA16D350F...@209.197.15.176...
>> It is about time.
>
> Novins wins! YES! About time somebody shut those stAUKer bastards
> down.
Your finest quality is your lack of intelligence.
--
I'm a romantic adventure
And I'm a reptile, too
Well said!
> On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 02:43:49 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.free.newsservers, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got double secret
> probation for writing:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>news:45gro55mudtd4ea8l...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:21:03 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>Liar
>>>>
>>>>But a pretty decent kook rant
>>>
>>> You read that, you sick fuck.
>>
>>It was one of the most entertaining posts the kook has ever written.
>
> In other words you were not left with a desire to unsubscibe from
> USENET.
Not hardly.
I outlasted the incoming waves of idiots from AOL, WebTV and Google, the
inane drivel of Hell Flame Wars and the net-abortion that was Sn*h, so some
silly shit posted by that dweeb ain't gonna scare me off.
Besides, I don't want to miss it when his come-uppance smacks him up-side
the head.
> On Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:15:44 -0600, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:48:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:01:52 -0600, in the land of
>>>alt.free.newsservers, Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> got double secret
>>>probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:52:02 -0800, Aratzio
>>>><a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:21:03 -0600, in the land of
>>>>>alt.usenet.kooks, Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> got double secret
>>>>>probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Liar
>>>>>>
>>>>>>But a pretty decent kook rant
>>>>>
>>>>>You read that, you sick fuck.
>>>>
>>>>I can't resist posts in which a kook makes themselves look really,
>>>>really stupid
>>>
>>>With gweggie, how can you tell the difference between his three types
>>>of posts?
>>>
>>>His stupid posts
>>>His really stupid posts
>>>His really, really stupid posts
>>>
>>
>>All of his posts are stupid posts, but some of his posts go beyond the
>>bounds of just stupid, some are really, really stupid. Those are the
>>posts I like best. Those posts are classified with the best of
>>Bullis, Lysaght, and Waters
>
> The hole in your logic is that you have to read them all to find the
> butt nuggets of extreme stupid.
Not really. Just scan for the phrase " I think". If you see that then
you know the post based upon bullshit and is likely to be guffaw-loaded.
> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
> news:f-Wdncdbou9AVxPW...@scnresearch.com...
>> On Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:17:00 -0600, Fred Hall wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 2 Mar 2010 21:00:05 -0600, "\"The Great One\""
>>> <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>old Hag looking back
>>>
>>> What DisHonest John sees across the breakfast table
>>
>> Indeed.
>
>
> HJ is your husband, Pandora?
Nobody handcrafts an IKY as fine as you do, Greg.
> In article <hmk58d$rcs$6...@speranza.aioe.org>,
> Flash� <ScarletS...@fastest.man.alive.org> wrote:
>>MAABOF, wrote:
>>
>>>In article <3igbus....@news.alt.net>,
>>>Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>>>"Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:cbc7ad93689888ae...@dizum.com...
>>>>> Like another poster said, only assholes are attracted to
>>>>> databasix. If Burnore would stop allowing such losers on his news
>>>>> server he might do better. Kookpedia is also hosted on Burnore's
>>>>> web server. Look at who does the edits on kookpedia. It's mostly
>>>>> Kevin A. Cannon creating and editing all the articles. Fucking
>>>>> scumbags all around. Maybe Cannon and Burnore are bum fuck lovers?
>>>>> I wouldn't trust Gary Lee Burnore with my billing information.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>That's why I cancelled my PayPal account when I was tricked into
>>>>joining Databasux! I quickly learned that I wouldn't trust them.
>>>>They lied to me. They couldn't even stick to their own AUP/TOS.
>>>>Either that or they were to stupid to understand it. <lol>
>>>
>>>
>>>Truly ambidextrous our Squeaky.
>>>
>>>The left hand posts to dizum while the right hand prepares to reply.
>>
>>You're on it :->
>>
>>Jes so as you know... like.
>>The same exact MO is what got our Squeaky his k00kery
>>recognition as he walked out nym after nym from various free
>>servers. Then there was his work amongst the a.Slack[ers] and
>>the Flonk using the same methods introducing REMS.
>>
>>All quite amusing as his arse got passed around [snickles]
>
>
>
> I will say this about our Squeaky. For all his fumbles and in spite of
> himself, he's done a deft job of keeping a step ahead of the AUK
> kitties.
>
> He kicked an entire battalion of theirs to the curb with tape
> on their mouths for a year, in 5 minutes at Google. For that
> event alone, hundreds still celebrate 20/20 vision in not having
> to daily read mindless stuff from Fat 'Frank' cannon or rhonduh
> 'lard-of-the' Flies, whose decades of manic'cures have been ruined
> and bitten to the quick.
>
> More easy-on-the-eyes is USENET now that Art Disco, whose posts over
> 6 or 7 years approaches some fraction of a million,[fact] and do few
> give a Flyer if stinky-Pinky Law-Sue *ever* recovers?
>
> While input from Mr. Larter is missed, we can't assign blame to
> Squeaky for mans' failing health.
>
> An Our Squeaky Summary:
> In X number of years, none have managed to find his mousehouse, and
> he's a damn sight more entertaining to watch than 7 out of ten of
> the leftover kookologist kitties, leaving 3 from ten that are worth.
>
> Squeaky shows a proclivity for keeping the place clean by leaving very
> few tracks or 'droppings' on his runs and assuming the Siamese kitty
> doesn't finally get Squeaky, we might well weigh the pros and cons of
> our findings.
Were you multi-tasking when you typed that, or did you swallow first?
> "Mad as a Box of Frogs" <Dydd.Mawrt...@AD.2010> wrote in
> message news:hmko9j$hln$1...@undertow.eternal-september.org...
> You have talent, sir! And potential. You, unlike the usual
> run-of-the-mill, unimaginative and anal Flash�-type subscriber, seem
> to have grasped the concept of theater of the mind.
>
> The reason for this might well be that, unlike the stAUKers, you
> actually are in possession of a mind.
The two of you need to get a room. Social Services might pay for it for
you if you tell them it's a medical expense to cure your virginity.
Johnny Boyd, BC barrister with more than a decade on the net and
still the best he can come up with is a gay lame?
>
>I'm a romantic adventure
>And
a goof.
--
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DENSA Life Achievement � Am I the only one with half a brain?
Really? He's an attorney in British Columbia?
But he's so small and uninteresting and soft and childish when he posts
stuff. I mean that sincerely.
You got it Pontiac.
>But he's so small and uninteresting and soft and childish when he posts
>stuff. I mean that sincerely.
You expected Quo Vadis from a lawyer?
Take miguel[please] for instance.
Ah, the neo-classical view of usenet retatds.
>On Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:12:45 -0800, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>I'm surprised you aren't a subscriber to that view.
>
>You misspelled retards...
>
><ducks, runs for cover>
Typo. To add to my atrocious typing skills I have a bandage on the
left index finger. A large PC board got knocked off a cart and I
caught it before it hit the floor. Index and middle finger caught the
pins on a connector. The index finger was well shredded and quite
bloody. I expect an even higher number typos than is my norm for a
while.
>On Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:32:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>Ouch!
>
>Sorry to hear that. I reckon I won't make fun of your typos for now.
>Any stitches required?
Not deep, just shredded. 8-10 stripes down the finger. What they call
the through hole pins. The ones that stick through the board and leave
about 1/8" of pointy metal sticking out.The board was fairly large so
it had momentum on its side.
DAEV has probably done the same thing. You just grab the damn things
before they hit the floor. If they hit the floor on edge you may have
to replace the whole damn thing. Since they are usually upright in
racks that is the way they fall. Of couse the connector pins ALWAYS
rotate to the point where you grab. Hazard of the electronic biz.
Atta-Boi Fweddie !!
--
HJ
Luckily for Roz she had her "nasty thing" tightly tucked between her legs and duct-taped for a night on the Wild Side of town !!
"Hick" Hall your date, Roz ??
--
HJ
> In article <hmogrc$4ib$1...@news.eternal-september.org>,
> Vincent Crummies <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>> Johnny Boyd, BC barrister with more than a decade on the net and
>>> still the best he can come up with is a gay lame?
>>
>>Really? He's an attorney in British Columbia?
>
> You got it Pontiac.
I am? It's simply amazing what one can discover on Usenet.
>>But he's so small and uninteresting and soft and childish when he posts
>>stuff. I mean that sincerely.
>
>
> You expected Quo Vadis from a lawyer?
>
> Take miguel[please] for instance.
>
>
>
>
--
I'm a romantic adventure
>> Johnny Boyd, BC barrister with more than a decade on the net and
>> still the best he can come up with is a gay lame?
>
> Really? He's an attorney in British Columbia?
Another version of the kook-truth has me cooped up in an iron lung in
Victoria, so caveat emptor applies.
> But he's so small and uninteresting and soft and childish when he posts
> stuff. I mean that sincerely.
And yet you know who I am whereas I can't say the same for you/your sock.
--
I'm a romantic adventure
>Mad as a Box of Frogs <Dydd.Iau...@AD.2010> wrote in news:hmos1a$g3c
>$1...@undertow.eternal-september.org:
>
>> In article <hmogrc$4ib$1...@news.eternal-september.org>,
>> Vincent Crummies <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>> Johnny Boyd, BC barrister with more than a decade on the net and
>>>> still the best he can come up with is a gay lame?
>>>
>>>Really? He's an attorney in British Columbia?
>>
>> You got it Pontiac.
>
>I am? It's simply amazing what one can discover on Usenet.
>
Filing a kooksoot under the more favorable canadian libel laws soon?
Which reminds me, I'm still waiting for copies of the emails and faxes
you've sent to all the lawyers (or was it doctors) in BC to inform them
of my Usenet crimes.
Would it motivate you some to deliver the goods if I reminded you that
you should run the razor down your arm and not across when you finally
decide to end your pitiful existence?
I believe it was material like that which caused you distress, correct?
--
I'm a romantic adventure
Incorrect as usual Homer. What distresses is me is my tax dollars going
to homophobe libelous perverts like yourself John Boyd.
As a lawyer*(1), I will have my multitudes of mega-gifted, multi-tasking
legal assistants*(2) research that possibility and present me with a report
on it.
Once the report is on hand and thoroughly studied, I will advise of my
decision.*(3)
*(1) IANAL
*(2) Since IANAL, IDNHMM-GM-TLA
*(3) Only kooks sue about words posted to Usenet, so the answer is no.
> On Mar 5, 7:50�am, Dangerous Nonconformist
> <danger...@nonconformist.c0m> wrote:
>> Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom wrote:
>> > And my reply
>>
>> Was sni
>
> Oh man.
>
> Snipping.
>
> Mr. C's rolling in his unmarked, frequently disturbed grave.
>
> wtb
> Remember guys, some people pay by the byte.
Which 3rd world country do they live in?
>balls wubbles balls <jbfal...@gmail.com> wrote in news:10630064-089d-
>4d5a-8f3c-1...@t41g2000yqt.googlegroups.com:
>
>> On Mar 5, 7:50�am, Dangerous Nonconformist
>> <danger...@nonconformist.c0m> wrote:
>>> Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom wrote:
>>> > And my reply
>>>
>>> Was sni
>>
>> Oh man.
>>
>> Snipping.
>>
>> Mr. C's rolling in his unmarked, frequently disturbed grave.
>>
>> wtb
>> Remember guys, some people pay by the byte.
>
>Which 3rd world country do they live in?
probably the usa.
--
dave hillstrom zrbj mhm15x3
> On Sat, 6 Mar 2010 21:51:11 -0500, Barbara's Cat
> <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>
>>Fred Hall wrote:
>>
>>> Sweetnesswrote:
>>>
>>> > Aratzio wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > The greatest line in TV history:
>>> > > "Turkeys can't fly"
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > WKRP ?
>>>
>>>
>>> There are no Turkeys in Cincinnati
>>
>>
>>They flew some in.
>
> That's what happens when you get old.
>
> Probably used FedEx
Nope, a helicopter.
>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
reptile
>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
a BiG helicopter or a WeE helicopter?
>On Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:00:30 -0500, david hillstrom <da...@meow.org>
>wrote:
>
>A BiG BLACK HELICOPTER, GoogleBoi
dont those have large landing gear?
>On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 00:54:07 +0000 (UTC), spooge <spo...@databasix.com>
>wrote:
>
>A black helicopter
i say its pink, colorist!
>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
>news:i1e3p51ds8jsnp4ji...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Fri, 5 Mar 2010 16:13:24 -0500, " Gregory Hall"
>> <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>
>>>"Fred Hall" <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:4dr2p59rtnep01oik...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Fri, 5 Mar 2010 11:24:20 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls
>>>> <jbfal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mar 5, 12:39 pm, "Robert E v24 8/12" <robertevers...@gmail.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>> On Mar 5, 1:09 am, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > "Fred Hall" <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> > messagenews:gp51p5plefdnso6dk...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> > > On Fri, 5 Mar 2010 05:15:21 +0000 (UTC), Mad as a Box of Frogs
>>>>>> > > <Dydd.Iau.march...@AD.2010> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > > [major snippage]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > > >>Say, whilst on the subject of old old times, were you aware
>>>>>> > > >>that David
>>>>>> > > >>DeLaney is still around?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > > >No but great to hear, I'll look for. He was huge and
>>>>>> > > >"everywhere".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > > He posts in one of the groups I lurk in:
>>>>>> > > alt.fan.robert-jordan. His .sig has a link to his net.legends
>>>>>> > > FAQ, which mentions Rich Rosen, your buddy Richard Sexton, and
>>>>>> > > numerous others I'm sure you're familiar with.
>>>>>> > > --
>>>>>> > > "Hick" Hall
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > Hey Hick, who the fuck is Robert Jordan ??
>>>>>> > --
>>>>>> > HJ
>>>>>>
>>>>>> cross posters.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i hate cross posters.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> unless i'm the one doing it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And RJ is called the Creator round these parts.
>>>>>
>>>>>Hey, the more people I don't give a shit about the merrier. I say
>>>>>let's celebrate our diversity by starting a goddamn huge fuckall
>>>>>flame war.
>>>>
>>>> You couldn't flame your way out of a paper bag even if you were
>>>> using 2 Bics
>>>
>>>
>>>My Bics have ink coming out of them... Doh!
>>
>> No surprise you'd try to flame with a pen
>
>And even less surprising would be the epicness of his failure.
eBICness.
>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
20 mule team.
>On Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:16:09 -0600, Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
That was puce.
wow. those 20 mule team helicopters are a rare breed, regardless of
color.
>On Sun, 07 Mar 2010 18:04:18 -0800, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 00:54:07 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got
>>double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>news:3l66p55qcafp28bf0...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 6 Mar 2010 21:51:11 -0500, Barbara's Cat
>>>> <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Fred Hall wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Sweetnesswrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > > The greatest line in TV history:
>>>>>> > > "Turkeys can't fly"
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > WKRP ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There are no Turkeys in Cincinnati
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>They flew some in.
>>>>
>>>> That's what happens when you get old.
>>>>
>>>> Probably used FedEx
>>>
>>>Nope, a helicopter.
>>
>>20 mule team.
>
>wow. those 20 mule team helicopters are a rare breed, regardless of
>color.
We feed them boron.
I'll defer to your expertise.
har har. you are so funny. even the chimpanzees laugh.
They were Ronald Reagan's mules.
Puce chimps?
He was a cross dresser. He wore pointy bras, too, that bored
holes in the eyes of his detractors.
The crucifix on his nightstand had more custom clothes than a
Barbie. (Forgot that, 1st time.)
Worst cascade ever.
wtb
Yes, Fred likes em "black & hard !!
--
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OH! I get it! Its like the helo has a BIG BLACK DICK.
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I JUST DROPPED MY FUCKING CELLY IN THE LOO!
Now it smells like poo...
youre so bright. im sure youll go far.
>On Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:07:25 -0500, david hillstrom <da...@meow.org>
>What do gophers have to do with this?
>
>You are off topic, DAEV
gophers have to do about everything.
Well, at least now you can carry it for purposes of "Identification".....shit-head !!
--
HJ
> On Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:37:59 -0500, david hillstrom <da...@meow.org>
> About?
>
I KNOW THREE CHORDS!
Good enough, pack your bags for Texas (Fred's place)
YOU made American Idle[tm]!!!
--
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of dollars to send everywhere. Please be sure you know what you are doing.
>On Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:37:59 -0500, david hillstrom <da...@meow.org>
>About?
about
Can you spell "mykillfileisleaking" ??
--
HJ
>On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 23:22:35 -0600, "\"The Great One\""
><hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
>>.shit-head !!
>
>Can you spell coprophilia? I knew you could
He will need a hint.
>On Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:06:45 -0800, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>Prolly should have sent him a link to dictionary.com
You would need to get him into "remedial reading for ignorant hicks"
first.
TexASS scarey! They hace chainsaws!
> On Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:48:43 -0600, "�n�hw��f" <snuh...@yahoo.com>
> Don't bring your sheep. This is cow country
>
Well at least I'll have something to chew on.
Fred Hall explaining why he's so full of bullshit.
--
"Offensive postings get much more attention than meandering dribble. .
obscenity is the highest form of prose."
-- John Grubor/DrGod/manus
> In article <Xns9D32CD34A7CA...@208.90.168.18>,
> spooge <spo...@databasix.com> wrote:
>>Mad as a Box of Frogs <Dydd.Iau...@AD.2010> wrote in
>>news:hmnk9l$6pd$2...@undertow.eternal-september.org:
>>
>>> In article <Xns9D30C4D49350...@208.90.168.18>,
>>> spooge <spo...@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>Mad as a Box of Frogs <Dydd.Mawrt...@AD.2010> wrote in
>>>>news:hmko9j$hln$1...@undertow.eternal-september.org:
>>>>
>>>>> In article <hmk58d$rcs$6...@speranza.aioe.org>,
>>>>> Flash® <ScarletS...@fastest.man.alive.org> wrote:
>>>>>>MAABOF, wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <3igbus....@news.alt.net>,
>>>>>>>Gregory Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>>>>>>>"Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:cbc7ad93689888ae...@dizum.com...
>>>>>>>>> Like another poster said, only assholes are attracted to
>>>>>>>>> databasix. If Burnore would stop allowing such losers on his
>>>>>>>>> news server he might do better. Kookpedia is also hosted on
>>>>>>>>> Burnore's web server. Look at who does the edits on kookpedia.
>>>>>>>>> It's mostly Kevin A. Cannon creating and editing all the
>>>>>>>>> articles. Fucking scumbags all around. Maybe Cannon and
>>>>>>>>> Burnore are bum fuck lovers? I wouldn't trust Gary Lee Burnore
>>>>>>>>> with my billing information.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That's why I cancelled my PayPal account when I was tricked into
>>>>>>>>joining Databasux! I quickly learned that I wouldn't trust them.
>>>>>>>>They lied to me. They couldn't even stick to their own AUP/TOS.
>>>>>>>>Either that or they were to stupid to understand it. <lol>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Truly ambidextrous our Squeaky.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The left hand posts to dizum while the right hand prepares to
>>>>>>>reply.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You're on it :->
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Jes so as you know... like.
>>>>>>The same exact MO is what got our Squeaky his k00kery
>>>>>>recognition as he walked out nym after nym from various free
>>>>>>servers. Then there was his work amongst the a.Slack[ers] and
>>>>>>the Flonk using the same methods introducing REMS.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>All quite amusing as his arse got passed around [snickles]
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I will say this about our Squeaky. For all his fumbles and in
>>>>> spite of himself, he's done a deft job of keeping a step ahead of
>>>>> the AUK kitties.
>>>>>
>>>>> He kicked an entire battalion of theirs to the curb with tape
>>>>> on their mouths for a year, in 5 minutes at Google. For that
>>>>> event alone, hundreds still celebrate 20/20 vision in not having
>>>>> to daily read mindless stuff from Fat 'Frank' cannon or rhonduh
>>>>> 'lard-of-the' Flies, whose decades of manic'cures have been ruined
>>>>> and bitten to the quick.
>>>>>
>>>>> More easy-on-the-eyes is USENET now that Art Disco, whose posts
>>>>> over 6 or 7 years approaches some fraction of a million,[fact] and
>>>>> do few give a Flyer if stinky-Pinky Law-Sue *ever* recovers?
>>>>>
>>>>> While input from Mr. Larter is missed, we can't assign blame to
>>>>> Squeaky for mans' failing health.
>>>>>
>>>>> An Our Squeaky Summary:
>>>>> In X number of years, none have managed to find his mousehouse,
>>>>> and he's a damn sight more entertaining to watch than 7 out of ten
>>>>> of the leftover kookologist kitties, leaving 3 from ten that are
>>>>> worth.
>>>>>
>>>>> Squeaky shows a proclivity for keeping the place clean by leaving
>>>>> very few tracks or 'droppings' on his runs and assuming the
>>>>> Siamese kitty doesn't finally get Squeaky, we might well weigh the
>>>>> pros and cons of our findings.
>>>>
>>>>Were you multi-tasking when you typed that, or did you swallow
>>>>first?
>>>
>>>
>>> Johnny Boyd, BC barrister with more than a decade on the net and
>>> still the best he can come up with is a gay lame?
>>
>>Which reminds me, I'm still waiting for copies of the emails and faxes
>>you've sent to all the lawyers (or was it doctors) in BC to inform
>>them of my Usenet crimes.
>>
>>Would it motivate you some to deliver the goods if I reminded you that
>>you should run the razor down your arm and not across when you finally
>>decide to end your pitiful existence?
>>
>>I believe it was material like that which caused you distress,
>>correct?
>
> Incorrect as usual Homer. What distresses is me is my tax dollars
> going to homophobe libelous perverts like yourself John Boyd.
Clealy, sir learned to "flame" on a dot f where such juvenile silliness
would impress the resident lickspittals and mouth-breathers.
--
I'm a romantic adventure
And I'm a reptile, too
> On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 00:26:28 +0000 (UTC), spooge <spo...@databasix.com>
> wrote:
>
>>balls wubbles balls <jbfal...@gmail.com> wrote in news:10630064-089d-
>>4d5a-8f3c-1...@t41g2000yqt.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> On Mar 5, 7:50 am, Dangerous Nonconformist
>>> <danger...@nonconformist.c0m> wrote:
>>>> Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom wrote:
>>>> > And my reply
>>>>
>>>> Was sni
>>>
>>> Oh man.
>>>
>>> Snipping.
>>>
>>> Mr. C's rolling in his unmarked, frequently disturbed grave.
>>>
>>> wtb
>>> Remember guys, some people pay by the byte.
>>
>>Which 3rd world country do they live in?
>
> probably the usa.
Ah yes, the red states. I forgot about those ones.
> On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 00:47:58 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>news:i1e3p51ds8jsnp4ji...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Fri, 5 Mar 2010 16:13:24 -0500, " Gregory Hall"
>>> <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Fred Hall" <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:4dr2p59rtnep01oik...@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Fri, 5 Mar 2010 11:24:20 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls
>>>>> <jbfal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mar 5, 12:39 pm, "Robert E v24 8/12" <robertevers...@gmail.com>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mar 5, 1:09 am, "\"The Great One\""
>>>>>>> <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > "Fred Hall" <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> > messagenews:gp51p5plefdnso6dk...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> > > On Fri, 5 Mar 2010 05:15:21 +0000 (UTC), Mad as a Box of
>>>>>>> > > Frogs <Dydd.Iau.march...@AD.2010> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > > [major snippage]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > > >>Say, whilst on the subject of old old times, were you
>>>>>>> > > >>aware that David
>>>>>>> > > >>DeLaney is still around?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > > >No but great to hear, I'll look for. He was huge and
>>>>>>> > > >"everywhere".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > > He posts in one of the groups I lurk in:
>>>>>>> > > alt.fan.robert-jordan. His .sig has a link to his
>>>>>>> > > net.legends FAQ, which mentions Rich Rosen, your buddy
>>>>>>> > > Richard Sexton, and numerous others I'm sure you're familiar
>>>>>>> > > with. --
>>>>>>> > > "Hick" Hall
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > Hey Hick, who the fuck is Robert Jordan ??
>>>>>>> > --
>>>>>>> > HJ
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> cross posters.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> i hate cross posters.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> unless i'm the one doing it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And RJ is called the Creator round these parts.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hey, the more people I don't give a shit about the merrier. I say
>>>>>>let's celebrate our diversity by starting a goddamn huge fuckall
>>>>>>flame war.
>>>>>
>>>>> You couldn't flame your way out of a paper bag even if you were
>>>>> using 2 Bics
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>My Bics have ink coming out of them... Doh!
>>>
>>> No surprise you'd try to flame with a pen
>>
>>And even less surprising would be the epicness of his failure.
>
> eBICness.
Ya know, I almost went there but thought better of it.
> On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 00:54:07 +0000 (UTC), spooge <spo...@databasix.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>news:3l66p55qcafp28bf0...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sat, 6 Mar 2010 21:51:11 -0500, Barbara's Cat
>>> <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Fred Hall wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Sweetnesswrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> >
>>>>> > > The greatest line in TV history:
>>>>> > > "Turkeys can't fly"
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> > WKRP ?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> There are no Turkeys in Cincinnati
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>They flew some in.
>>>
>>> That's what happens when you get old.
>>>
>>> Probably used FedEx
>>
>>Nope, a helicopter.
>
> reptile
On a romantic adventure
> On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 00:54:07 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>news:3l66p55qcafp28bf0...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sat, 6 Mar 2010 21:51:11 -0500, Barbara's Cat
>>> <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Fred Hall wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Sweetnesswrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> >
>>>>> > > The greatest line in TV history:
>>>>> > > "Turkeys can't fly"
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> > WKRP ?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> There are no Turkeys in Cincinnati
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>They flew some in.
>>>
>>> That's what happens when you get old.
>>>
>>> Probably used FedEx
>>
>>Nope, a helicopter.
>
> 20 mule team.
Borax!
Again? LOL
>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:nom8p5lrs850999o8...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 00:54:07 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, spooge <spo...@databasix.com> got
>> double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>news:3l66p55qcafp28bf0...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 6 Mar 2010 21:51:11 -0500, Barbara's Cat
>>>> <c...@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Fred Hall wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Sweetnesswrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > > The greatest line in TV history:
>>>>>> > > "Turkeys can't fly"
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > WKRP ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There are no Turkeys in Cincinnati
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>They flew some in.
>>>>
>>>> That's what happens when you get old.
>>>>
>>>> Probably used FedEx
>>>
>>>Nope, a helicopter.
>>
>> 20 mule team.
>
>Borax!
With your host, Ronald Raygun.
I forget, was that before or after he cheated on his wife with Nancy?
> "Fred Hall" <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:t70hp59bul68qiih5...@4ax.com...
>> It wasn't perfect. 20 bonus points if you can find the flaw
>
>
> There is no flaw.
>
> Here are your headers:
>
> Xref: news alt.usenet.kooks:2062687
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:1215745 rec.arts.poems:806095
> news.groups:533946 alt.free.newsservers:176683
> alt.binaries.news-server-comparison:329146
> Path: news.alt.net
> From: Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
> Newsgroups:
> alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,rec.arts.poems,new
> s.groups,alt.free.newsservers,alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
> Subject: Re: Databasix Shuts Down - Permanantly Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2010
> 19:32:22 -0600 Organization: Big Black Power Cord, Inc
> Lines: 34
> Message-ID: <m0igp5hnck8gfrnpl...@4ax.com>
> References: <4B9076C0...@no.email.invalid>
> <44q0p5lj5rrt365u0...@4ax.com>
> <4b95ae9d$0$65855$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>
> <wYKdnUVdOsLnSgjW...@centurytel.net>
> <4B97B75A...@no.email.invalid>
> <02ffp5t0ndfv7afav...@4ax.com>
> <3j5dkm....@news.alt.net>
> <svdgp5lmiu29encof...@4ax.com>
> <cvfgp557sl3k17230imcpvvmc4fu4gvb0v@aynrand>
> <p5ggp5h3rlitgsnbi...@4ax.com>
> <3j65a1....@news.alt.net> Mime-Version: 1.0
> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1
> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 5.00/32.1171
> X-No-Archive: yes
> X-WebTV-Stationery: Standard; BGColor=black; TextColor=black
>
>
>
> And here are the frogger's perfect headers:
>
> Xref: news alt.usenet.kooks:2062693
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:1215746 rec.arts.poems:806097
> news.groups:533948 alt.free.newsservers:176684
> alt.binaries.news-server-comparison:329147
> Path: news.alt.net
> From: Fred Hall <fkhäll@gmail.cöm>
> Newsgroups:
> alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,rec.arts.poems,new
> s.groups,alt.free.newsservers,alt.binaries.news-server-comparison
> Subject: Re: Databasix Shuts Down - Permanantly Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2010
> 20:02:11 -0600 Organization: Big Black Power Cord, Inc
> Lines: 44
> Message-ID: <rojgp5ps5v5q3b1k6...@4ax.com>
> References: <44q0p5lj5rrt365u0...@4ax.com>
> <4b95ae9d$0$65855$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>
> <wYKdnUVdOsLnSgjW...@centurytel.net>
> <4B97B75A...@no.email.invalid>
> <02ffp5t0ndfv7afav...@4ax.com>
> <3j5dkm....@news.alt.net>
> <svdgp5lmiu29encof...@4ax.com>
> <cvfgp557sl3k17230imcpvvmc4fu4gvb0v@aynrand>
> <p5ggp5h3rlitgsnbi...@4ax.com>
> <3j65a1....@news.alt.net>
> <m0igp5hnck8gfrnpl...@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0
> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1
> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
> X-No-Archive: yes
> X-WebTV-Stationery: Standard; BGColor=black; TextColor=black
> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 5.00/32.1171
>
>
> Except for the umlauts, line for header line = identical.
>
> Whoever it is, he's good.
Why not just admit that you're the lame-assed dimwit who has such a lack
of creativity he has to frog his betters?
The way you're jerking off over those flawed headers (you can't see the
error because you made the error, you idiot) gives it away.
You always admire your own sock work. It's a given.
It's "aggie" dialect !!
--
HJ
I propose the auto-timed *plonk/unplonk*.
Set it like a wrist watch.
You get all the satisfaction of plonking a prick but (s)he's right back
the following day for further consideration as per how effective the
first plonk was on their behavior. Call it the "Pavlovian Plonk" from
now on please - Fudd.
An irreversible *death plonk*[tm] automatically kicks in if certain
keywords continue unabated after perhaps no more than three Pavlovians.
testing test test STFU
I can see that now by looking at the height of you "Stump"....tall cows !!
--
HJ
Ok I see STFU didn't trigger your Death Plonk. You still need to do some
tweaking then - Fred.
--
Help Wanted: FNVW - experience necessary but not essential - apply within
For all the headaches TRN provides the user, one thing they mastered was
the plonker. BY article or author or thread - then by newsgroup or global
groups.
Imagine SLRN picked up on this, do you do SLRN?
Which mule was she?
>On Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:53:54 +0000 (UTC), Mad as a Box of Frogs
>Never have
liar
--
dave hillstrom zrbj mhm15x3
>On Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:41:43 -0500, david hillstrom <da...@meow.org>
>PPOSTFU
<moons>
nyah nyah!
<does the bootay dance>
>On Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:41:43 -0500, david hillstrom <da...@meow.org>
>Ok, well, maybe once, one time...
<handcuffs defendant and takes him to torture chamber 101>
>On Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:49:33 -0600, Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
<unloads cases of bottled water>
>On Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:53:13 -0500, david hillstrom <da...@meow.org>
>PLEASE!!! NOT THE BADGERS!!!!
Worse.
RELEASE THE BORE WORMS