Sir Biiiiiil BlackPalmer - A new BBC production
Bill Palmer
In <339F44AA...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> Jeroen van Kessel
<jvke...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> writes:
>
>Sir Biiiiil BlackPalmer
Listen, van Kessel, don't you think we've had just about enough
of your racist drivel? I, for one, am getting damned sick
and tired of it.
Ron's Inspector's Inspector
Bill Palmer <wil...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
<5noaph$g...@dfw-ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>...
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Eric Joslin
Bill Palmer (wil...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: In <339F44AA...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> Jeroen van Kessel
: Listen, van Kessel, don't you think we've had just about enough
: of your racist drivel? I, for one, am getting damned sick
: and tired of it.
Wow, Palmer, you fancy yourself an intelllectual, but you don't watch
enough PBS to know what Blackadder is?
Or do you know, and you're just attempting a stupid dishonest stunt?
Either way, you're a Fuckhead.
eric
Jeroen van Kessel
Bill Palmer "wrote":
>
> In <339F44AA...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> Jeroen van Kessel
> <jvke...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> writes:
> >
> >Sir Biiiiil BlackPalmer
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(Sung to the theme of Blackadder, the famous BBC comedy, starring Rowan
Atkinson)
The Flamed Giant marches forth
Running after vicious libel
He soon finds his ass is scorged
Then he flees to end the cycle
Biiiiiil Palmer, Biiiiiil Palmer
Induces ennuie
Biiiiiil Palmer, Biiiiiil Palmer
Is only loved by sheep
Biiiiiil Palmer, Biiiiiil Palmer
He clogs up DejaNews
Biiiiiil Palmer, Biiiiiil Palmer
He has this thing for ewes
Flamed Giant, Flamed Giant
Believes he has control
Flamed Giant, Flamed Giant
Disproved with every troll
Flamed Giant, Flamed Giant
Retorts with sixty K
Flamed Giant, Flamed Giant
Then quickly runs away
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> Listen, van Kessel, don't you think we've had just about enough
> of your racist drivel?
Poor bumbling Biil, such a nice PKB you have constructed there. For your
information, you sheeploving idiot, Blackadder is a British comedy
series. I could have called you "Biil Blackadder", but I decided against
it for two good reasons:
(1) It would be an insult to all the Blackadders in the world.
(2) I didn't want to disrepute the series too much.
Clealy sir, there was no racism involved, so you can stop clutching at
that particular straw Biil.
> I, for one, am getting damned sick and tired of it.
You're supposed to Biil, you're supposed to...
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- King Arthur, master of diplomacy
~Spark The Heretic
Bill Palmer wrote:
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> In <339F44AA...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> Jeroen van Kessel
> <jvke...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> writes:
> >
> >Sir Biiiiil BlackPalmer
>
> and tired of it.
1) I for one am amazed that Palmjob kept his response at under 40K of
text.
2) Is it just me, or did Palmjob miss the "Blackadder" reference?
3) Biil Palmer is still a Fuckhead.
--
TJ Miller jr.
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Mike MacLennan
Bill Palmer wrote:
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> In <339F44AA...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> Jeroen van Kessel
> <jvke...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> writes:
> >
> >Sir Biiiiil BlackPalmer
>
> Listen, van Kessel, don't you think we've had just about enough
> of your racist drivel? I, for one, am getting damned sick
> and tired of it.
Li'l Biil Palmer, cryies about racism again.
Too bad that the redundant poltroon couldn't possibly
rebut successfully. Sucks to have your own words
played against you, you redundant imbecile.
Copyright Flame Mike
ON WORDSCREENS OF THE HAUSMANN COLLECTIVE.
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Doug Bolton
On 12 Jun 1997 08:08:17 GMT, wil...@ix.netcom.com (Bill Palmer) wrote:
>In <339F44AA...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> Jeroen van Kessel
><jvke...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> writes:
>>
>>Sir Biiiiil BlackPalmer
>
>Listen, van Kessel, don't you think we've had just about enough
>of your racist drivel? I, for one, am getting damned sick
>and tired of it.
I, for a different one, am not. Even if I am another Mr. Nobody.
All us Mr. Nobodies agree. You have no normal readers, just libiiiiiilous typo
pouncing non writer readers. And maybe Wendy and Camille, too.
Mjeow.
Doug Bolton
On Thu, 12 Jun 1997 02:36:58 +0200, Jeroen van Kessel
<jvke...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> wrote:
>Sir Biiiiil BlackPalmer
>(Sung to the theme of Blackadder, the famous BBC comedy, starring Rowan
>Atkinson)
>
>The Flamed Giant marches forth
>Running after vicious libel
>He soon finds his ass is scorged
>Then he flees to end the cycle
>
>Biiiiiil Palmer, Biiiiiil Palmer
>Induces ennuie
>Biiiiiil Palmer, Biiiiiil Palmer
>Is only loved by sheep
>
>Biiiiiil Palmer, Biiiiiil Palmer
>He clogs up DejaNews
>Biiiiiil Palmer, Biiiiiil Palmer
>He has this thing for ewes
>
>Flamed Giant, Flamed Giant
>Believes he has control
>Flamed Giant, Flamed Giant
>Disproved with every troll
>
>Flamed Giant, Flamed Giant
>Retorts with sixty K
>Flamed Giant, Flamed Giant
>Then quickly runs away
If there's a Biil Palmer FAQ (I won't look) this has to become part of it.
In fact this could be the entire FAQ. What else is needed ?
Oh yeah, the 'Coolie' refs.
Raoul Xemblinosky III
You're not Mr. Nobody, you're Hausmann just like the rest of us.
Camille is Mr. Nobody.
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John Hausmann
Raoul Xemblinosky III (rao...@bungmunch.edu) wrote:
: Doug Bolton wrote:
: >
: > On 12 Jun 1997 08:08:17 GMT, wil...@ix.netcom.com (Bill Palmer) wrote:
: >
: > >In <339F44AA...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> Jeroen van Kessel
: > ><jvke...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> writes:
: > >>
: > >>Sir Biiiiil BlackPalmer
: > >
: > >Listen, van Kessel, don't you think we've had just about enough
: > >of your racist drivel? I, for one, am getting damned sick
: > >and tired of it.
: >
: > I, for a different one, am not. Even if I am another Mr. Nobody.
: > All us Mr. Nobodies agree. You have no normal readers, just libiiiiiilous typo
: > pouncing non writer readers. And maybe Wendy and Camille, too.
: You're not Mr. Nobody, you're Hausmann just like the rest of us.
: Camille is Mr. Nobody.
If I say so myself.... <snicker>
Raoul Xemblinosky III
I just said so, right up there. Weren't We listening?
Tom Deflumere
On Fri, 13 Jun 1997, Raoul Xemblinosky III wrote:
> Doug Bolton wrote:
> >
> > On 12 Jun 1997 08:08:17 GMT, wil...@ix.netcom.com (Bill Palmer) wrote:
> >
> > >In <339F44AA...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> Jeroen van Kessel
> > ><jvke...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> writes:
> > >>
> > >>Sir Biiiiil BlackPalmer
> > >
> > >Listen, van Kessel, don't you think we've had just about enough
> > >of your racist drivel? I, for one, am getting damned sick
> > >and tired of it.
> >
> > I, for a different one, am not. Even if I am another Mr. Nobody.
> > All us Mr. Nobodies agree. You have no normal readers, just libiiiiiilous typo
> > pouncing non writer readers. And maybe Wendy and Camille, too.
>
> You're not Mr. Nobody, you're Hausmann just like the rest of us.
> Camille is Mr. Nobody.
>
And Palmjob, "He's a reeaal no-where-man, sitting in his
no-where-land"...
Raoul Xemblinosky III
Doug Bolton wrote:
>
> On Fri, 13 Jun 1997 20:13:42 +0000, Raoul Xemblinosky III <rao...@bungmunch.edu>
> wrote:
>
> >Doug Bolton wrote:
> >>
> >> On 12 Jun 1997 08:08:17 GMT, wil...@ix.netcom.com (Bill Palmer) wrote:
> >>
> >> >In <339F44AA...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> Jeroen van Kessel
> >> ><jvke...@knoware.NOSPAM.nl> writes:
> >> >>
> >> >>Sir Biiiiil BlackPalmer
> >> >
> >> >Listen, van Kessel, don't you think we've had just about enough
> >> >of your racist drivel? I, for one, am getting damned sick
> >> >and tired of it.
> >>
> >> I, for a different one, am not. Even if I am another Mr. Nobody.
> >> All us Mr. Nobodies agree. You have no normal readers, just libiiiiiilous typo
> >> pouncing non writer readers. And maybe Wendy and Camille, too.
> >
> >You're not Mr. Nobody, you're Hausmann just like the rest of us.
> >Camille is Mr. Nobody.
>
> the dismissive Mr. Nobody reference won't alter the fact that he has no normal
> readers. Just Mr. Nobody and John Hausmann readers. Even so, Biils group was
> quite sparsely populated last time I looked. He could use a few more typo
> pouncers and non writer readers to keep him going. Otherwise he really won't
> have any readers, not that it would really make any difference to him. He'd just
> keep inventing them anyway. Maybe I just like the word libiiiiiiilous.
>
> According to Fluffy Camille isn't Mr. No Body she's Mr. Astronomical body. In
> Spandex. With fluorescent speed stripes. Stretched across the vast expanse.
What an excellent description! Especially since I can't afford the
bandwidth to download a JPEG of everyone's favorite bisexual Commie.