On May 30, 9:34 pm, "Taemon" <
Tae...@zonnet.nl> wrote:
> Warning in advance: I have a ridiculous, almost superstitious fear of giving
> away spoilers. I am fully aware that everyone here has
> read the book so there's nothing to spoil but I can't bring myself to openly
> discuss things we aren't supposed to know yet at this
> point. Expect convoluted sentences while I wrestle with my inner fool.
I tend to do the same thing, based on the idea that we'll be doing
CHOWs of those bits later on so we want to leave the discussion for
the appropriate chapter otherwise there will be nothing to add.
There's a bit of overlap, but this seems right to me.
> Summary:
>
> The Free Folk has been beaten into submission and the point needs to be
> driven home with all the cruelty we can expect from Martin and
> his creations.
*snicker* Oh yes.
> "We all must choose" says Melisandre*, by which she means "my
> way or the stake".
But only for the good of the world!
http://tinyurl.com/cqmsfno
> She means to see the King-Beyond-The-
> Wall burn and if she wills it, Stannis makes it happen. Jon, poor middle
> manager that he is, tries to explain that having said King in
> one's paws may be a good thing but nothing doing. Mance Rayder will burn and
> a thousand Free Folk will watch him fall to pieces doing
> it. "Wildlings, the Seven Kingdoms called them... They looked neither wild
> nor free."
Yup.
> Since every hope of the "rescue at the last moment"-trope has been beaten
> out of us with Eddard Stark losing his head, we can only sit
> and read while Mance begs for mercy, renounces his kingship and his name and
> altogether makes a completely understandable spectacle of
> himself#. Over the ashes of the Horn of Joramun, for good measure.
Pretty nice work, I have to say, in this chapter. I really found
it ... well, horrible, but very well done.
> Jon, not blind to the political implications of driving the lesson home to
> the Free Folk, watches impassively. He remembers a song
> about rape, watches Val watching her man burn and thinks "the women are the
> strong ones". He then proceeds to have Mance put out of his
> misery, to the dismay of Stannis, who hangs out with the wrong crowd$.
Heh. Good times.
> Melisande, having her thirst for burning flesh quenched for the
> moment, does the magic trick with Lightbringer.
And there was much rejoicing.
> "Open the gates" yell Melisandre's men and all but a few of the Free Folk
> come down, sacrificing their religion, dignity and freedom
> for safety and food. And who can blame them? The first to kneel is
> Rattleshirt, poor Rattleshirt, so misunderstood.
Indeed.
> The other men of the Night Watch are not happy with this turn of events and
> do not hesitate to tell Jon so. Jon sees no alternative but
> to defend Stannis' decision. "We have seen the face of our real foe, a dead
> white face with bright blue eyes. The free folk have seen
> that face as well. Stannis is not wrong in this." He then refuses to seal
> the gates for good measure, sowing some dark seeds of
> discontent.
There's a bit too much Ned in him.
> Lonely as ever he pines for his estranged friends and for Val, and makes do
> with a cup of wine with Clydas, the new Aemon. Depressed,
> he goes to bed. You just want to pat him on the shoulder, saying "there,
> there".
It's a lot like Tyrion's time as Hand. He makes all the right
decisions, acts very cleverly and for the good of everyone, and he is
hated for it by fucking idiots.
As Homer Simpson said, "Risking my life to save people I hate for
reasons I don’t quite understand. Gotta go!"
> Discussion points:
>
> That trick with Mance was just too cruel for words. Who knew about it? Who
> thought of it? Might it have been a good idea?
Well, Martin's done switcheroos with Bran, Rickon, baby Mance Jr.,
Theon, Jeyne, Davos, possibly-baby-Aegon ... there are many more. So
why not another?
> Lightbringer flared brighter than Jon has ever seen it doing. What's the
> meaning of that? Did Stannis just get hot and steamy seeing
> someone burn?
Or is this just the magic in the world getting stronger and stronger
as time goes by and winter progresses?
> How many Horns of Joramun go around again?
I lost track. Was this a fake one or the real thing? I get it mixed up
a bit with the one that Victarion Greyjoy has, that burns your lungs
if you blow it.
> Do the gods exist? Is R'hllor anything else but a ploy by some particularly
> cruel people? Will the Free Folk regret the burning of their weirwoods?
I think this will probably go unanswered. In that there's magic, and
the "will of the Gods" is done by people operating this magic ...
sure, there's some higher power out there. But I wouldn't go so far as
to think it's a conscious, let alone anthropomorphic thing. The magic
goes in cycles, and we have the Great Other on one side, R'hllor on
the other, and the Seven in the middle.
> What would you do for a bowl of good onion soup?
I can realistically say I'd probably do 'most anything, if I was
hungry enough. Turning my coat and giving my loyalty to a new
government - an oppressive dictatorship by Wildling standards, no less
- would leave a bad taste in my mouth but a slong as it also left the
taste of food, and a reasonable shot at safety for me and my family,
I'd probably swallow that pill.
> Notes:
>
> * Of all of Martin's creations, The Red Lady is the only one who truly
> frightens me. Really. That woman gives me the shivers. I hope she dies.
I tend to think she will. You'd probably be amazed at the actual
length of the discussion we had about whether or not it was accurate
to say that Melisandre came close to "cartoon-super-villain evil",
among Martin's characters. Or maybe you were around to witness that
shit. I can't recall, sorry. But I hope I can count you among the
loyal and unshakable members of the United Melisandre Is Evil Lobby
(or UMIEL).
> # No, really. Scariest creature ever. I don't know how Stannis can stand to
> be around her. It turns him into Joffrey.
*nod*
> $ Really.
Stannis really doesn't deserve to win this. Will be interesting to see
what happens there. At this point it's really all down to Melisandre
and her weird agenda.
Cheers for the CHOW, nicely done.
B@w
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If someone wants to jump in and give it a gore-o-meter, laff-o-meter
and sex-o-meter rating, feel free. I lack the energy right now.