IN NAM

[THE COLONEL]

They called me the Iron-Fisted Colonel.
Can you ever guess why?

--
The lions tremble at his approach.

[Bruce Dollep]

THE COLONEL presented the following explanation :

> They called me the Iron-Fisted Colonel.
> Can you ever guess why?
>
>

Cuz you fisted your anus in front of them, of course.

Americans constantly brag on about how great the Vietnam vets are,
personally I think it's a hell of a long way for them to take their
sick pets!

--
Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France
They can't say "CHARGE!"

[Stagger Lee]

On Nov 6, 3:13 pm, "THE COLONEL" <asianshem...@caribbeancity.net>
wrote:

.. dream on, sport. = we know all about you... stag =

[THE COLONEL]

"Bruce Dollep" <bruce...@dontemailme.invalid> wrote in message
news:k7bvna$ef7$1...@speranza.aioe.org...

Fisting one's anus requires the kind of dexterity I never had. In NAM I was
muscule, leather, and bullets.

[THE COLONEL]

"Stagger Lee" <stagger...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:2feb1712-34ac-447b...@v3g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...

Blabber on, troll.

[%]

the cornhole admits he was never in nam

[Kontac |=] | |>---]

The idiot whom started this this thread "The Colonel" (include speech
marks if you want to add him to your blacklist him) has without
invite imposed him/herself upon us in a likewise fashion at
alt.drugs.hard and no he's NOT WANTED HERE EITHER...

He is but a boy younger in mental years than his brief stay on the
planet Earth.

Like Superman the last of his kind was ejected from a crumbling
civilization on a far off planet called Uranus. To land here and be
nurtured by a pedophilic commune.

They threw him out at the arrival of his first pubic hair. And thrust
into a not so friendly world where everyone wouldn't drop to their
knees and suck his lill pecker when he commands it.

So being gifted with an alian background he stumbled upon an internet
cafe. And due to the fact he had no green card worked as a Rent Boy
(male prostitute) to earn his keep.

Sadly due to someone not logging off properly he found usenet and his
race commonly known as Trolls made him feel welcome. But alians while
on Earth age very fast and although only being 12 he/she looked like
a crusty bit of bread left over from The Boar War he decided to
explain his fetid looks as the results of burns recieved in the
Vietnam War. And gave himself a rank only distinguished servicemen
recieve after years in the Military.

But we humans arn't so easily decieved and the real trolls turned on
him tearing bite sized chunks out of his flacid personality. So with
nowhere to go he thought Drug Addicts are impeeded mentally by mind
altering drugs I can surely conseal myself from them.

But his/her tragic attempts to fake human traits failed miserably and
we spotted the foreign being immediatly. Especially with a hailstorm
of posts from real Usenet Trolls following him.

So this miserable abused pathetically feeble permiturely aged last of
his kind Trollip is venturing out into other groups at my reverse
psycology suggestion about crossposting. Which just gives me the
opertunity to enlighten ppl wherever he posts that he is using
crossposting to spam other groups including ours with unwanted
threads of contrived bullshit like the fact he has rank, honour, and
is someone to be respected. These are all of coarse falsehoods. He
even added speechmarks to his name so you have to ban the lill fecker
again.

Alt.drugs.hard doesn't want him the groups that recieved his twaddle
don't want it or heaven forbid his appearence in your group.

As google users would have already noticed you can't edit the groups
you respond to when answering a crossposted post. My suggestion is
don't reply to crossposts as 99.9% of them originate from spammers
and trolls looking to hook you into crossposting a reply. If a single
ruse post is sent to 4 groups and 3ppl reply from each group that's
12 posts the troll has generated. Get the feeling your being used?

--
Kontac |=] | |>--- A taste of life...

[THE COLONEL]

"Kontac |=] | |>---" <kontac100(nospam)@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:almarsoft.3179...@news.aioe.org...

That should be "The idiot [who] started this thread," nucklebone.
LOL

[Kontac |=] | |>---]

On Tue, 6 Nov 2012 15:09:15 -0800, "THE COLONEL"
<asians...@caribbeancity.net> wrote:
> > THE COLONEL presented the following explanation :
> >> They called me the Iron-Fisted Colonel.
> >> Can you ever guess why?




> > Cuz you fisted your anus in front of them, of course.




> > Americans constantly brag on about how great the Vietnam vets are,
> > personally I think it's a hell of a long way for them to take
their sick
> > pets!

> > Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France
> > They can't say "CHARGE!"




> Fisting one's anus requires the kind of dexterity I never had. In
NAM I was
> muscule, leather, and bullets.

Yeah working two muscles your bicep and the leather clad muscle
between your legs while sucking on a bullet in the latrine to keep
the noise down. But not in Vietnam it's a typo you mean in Mams
longdrop.

[%]

LOL

[John]

On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:34:43 -0800, Janithor wrote:

>
> You're just jealous, the Colonel is a genius, he is a giant among mere
> mortals. You'd be lucky if you could even be his anal tampon for even a
> day.

Are you on a cum-drunk or you just stupid? What planet do you live on?
Did they beat your mama when she gave birth to your silly ass?

--
I live where the nuts chase the squirrels.

[%]

John wrote:
> On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:34:43 -0800, Janithor wrote:
>
>>
>> You're just jealous, the Colonel is a genius, he is a giant among
>> mere mortals. You'd be lucky if you could even be his anal tampon
>> for even a day.
>
> Are you on a cum-drunk or you just stupid? What planet do you live on?
> Did they beat your mama when she gave birth to your silly ass?

are you having a happy day

[THE COLONEL]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:GqWdnSA-x49LawfN...@giganews.com...

Blabber on, troll.
LOL

[THE COLONEL]

"John" <your...@here.org> wrote in message
news:x7qdnTIx7e49ZQfN...@neonova.net...

LOL