-- Don't fuck dogs.
-- If you do fuck dogs, don't video yourself fucking them.
-- If you do video yourself fucking them, don't film it in such a way
that your identity is obvious.
-- If you do film yourself fucking dogs in such a way that your
identity is obvious, don't post it online.
-- If you do film yourself fucking dogs in such a way that your
identity is obvious and post it online, DON'T LIVE IN A STATE WHERE
FUCKING DOGS IS ILLEGAL.
http://www.flayrah.com/3842/xanth-arrested-over-bestiality-video
"Blake T. Sanderford, known as 'Xanth' in furry fandom, was arrested
last Wednesday for 'crimes against nature and aggravated cruelty to
animals' after posting an online video of himself sexually molesting a
dog."
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!