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If You Really Want Wildebeests To Live A Better Life

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Way Back Jack

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Aug 4, 2012, 9:54:10 AM8/4/12
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Tell them that when they are grazing in herds of hundreds or thousands,
it's stupid to panic and run away from a pride of stalking lions which
contains 10-12 individuals. Simply charge them.

Result: predatory threat eliminated.

thesaprophyte

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Aug 4, 2012, 12:20:35 PM8/4/12
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What if they don't have credit cards?

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Freddy1X

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Aug 4, 2012, 6:53:47 PM8/4/12
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No problem! The loan sharks will help them out. Of course, it might cost
them an arm and a leg...

Freddy,
not good with prey or money.
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