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notroll2013

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Nov 22, 2012, 11:39:05 PM11/22/12
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It has been reported that Hagar was trampled by rowdy crowd of Christmas shoppers at his local Walmart. Seems when the door opened everyone ran for the special sale price on anal fissure suppositories. Being a little short fucker, Hags never had a chance.

liquid wrench

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Nov 23, 2012, 11:13:54 AM11/23/12
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Your desperate longing for him is firmly established.

What will you do if he never returns?

notroll2013

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Nov 23, 2012, 12:33:04 PM11/23/12
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He'll return. He's probably lurking now. He needed to hide after the drubbing Romney took. But as soon as Rush or one of the other right wing radio pussies tells Hags that Obama has screwed up something, he'll be back with his neotard drivel and racist screed. Right now he's trying to figure out if falling off the fiscal cliff will affect his gubmint cheese allotment.

liquid wrench

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Nov 24, 2012, 11:57:40 AM11/24/12
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On 11/23/2012 10:33 AM, notroll2013 wrote:
>> What will you do if he never returns?
> He'll return. He's probably lurking now. He needed to hide

You've got hard man-crush on him for sure, it's kind of touching really,
or maybe a bit creepy too.
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notroll2013

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Nov 25, 2012, 3:12:53 PM11/25/12
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It's not that at all. I'm working on an abnormal psychology text - the working title is The Cracker Within - and I want to use Hagar as a case study.

liquid wrench

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Nov 26, 2012, 11:20:52 AM11/26/12
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On 11/25/2012 1:10 PM, notroll2013 wrote:
> It's not that at all.

Yes it is.

> I study abnormal psychology and want to use Hagar as a case study for a book I want to write. The books's working title is The Cracker Within.

Your man-crush is is bad as any I've ever seen.

Make as many excuses as you need to cover that over.


ChasNemo

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Nov 28, 2012, 3:00:43 AM11/28/12
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You're projecting again. Obviously you're hot for notroll2013 and
annoyed that he continues to mock you.

liquid wrench

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Nov 28, 2012, 11:28:07 AM11/28/12
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On 11/28/2012 1:00 AM, ChasNemo wrote:

>>> I study abnormal psychology and want to use Hagar as a case study for a book I want to write. The books's working title is The Cracker Within.
>>
>> Your man-crush is is bad as any I've ever seen.
>>
>> Make as many excuses as you need to cover that over.
>
> You're projecting again. Obviously you're hot for notroll2013 and
> annoyed that he continues to mock you.
>

You need hags bad too, he sure has you boys in a pickle now.

Clave

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Nov 28, 2012, 12:49:09 PM11/28/12
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"liquid wrench" <pa...@live.nom> wrote in message
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Haggot must feel all warm and runny inside knowing he has a big strong hero
of a man like you out here defending him like this.

Jim



notroll2013

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Nov 28, 2012, 3:44:43 PM11/28/12
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Liquid Wrench? Is that some kind of ghey lube?

liquid wrench

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Nov 30, 2012, 11:44:45 AM11/30/12
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Hokey smokes, another suitor has shown up? There's enough man-love for a
grope-in.


Clave

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Nov 30, 2012, 12:34:17 PM11/30/12
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"liquid wrench" <pa...@live.nom> wrote in message
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A cheap IKYABWAI already?

Hi, Haggot.

Jim



liquid wrench

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Dec 2, 2012, 12:57:00 PM12/2/12
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On 11/30/2012 10:34 AM, Clave wrote:
> "liquid wrench" <pa...@live.nom> wrote in message
> news:k9anpm$ihv$1...@speranza.aioe.org...
>> On 11/28/2012 10:49 AM, Clave wrote:
>>> "liquid wrench" <pa...@live.nom> wrote in message
>>> news:k95e2i$t0m$9...@speranza.aioe.org...
>>>> On 11/28/2012 1:00 AM, ChasNemo wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>> I study abnormal psychology and want to use Hagar as a case study for
>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>> book I want to write. The books's working title is The Cracker
>>>>>>> Within.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Your man-crush is is bad as any I've ever seen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Make as many excuses as you need to cover that over.
>>>>>
>>>>> You're projecting again. Obviously you're hot for notroll2013 and
>>>>> annoyed that he continues to mock you.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You need hags bad too, he sure has you boys in a pickle now.
>>>
>>> Haggot must feel all warm and runny inside knowing he has a big strong
>>> hero
>>> of a man like you out here defending him like this.
>>>
>>> Jim
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Hokey smokes, another suitor has shown up? There's enough man-love for a
>> grope-in.
>
> A cheap IKYABWAI already?

Don't sell yourself short.

> Hi, Haggot.
>
> Jim

Even your begging doesn't seem to make him come back.

ChasNemo

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Dec 3, 2012, 8:06:57 AM12/3/12
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On Dec 2, 12:57 pm, liquid wrench <p...@live.nom> wrote:
> On 11/30/2012 10:34 AM, Clave wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > "liquid wrench" <p...@live.nom> wrote in message
> >news:k9anpm$ihv$1...@speranza.aioe.org...
> >> On 11/28/2012 10:49 AM, Clave wrote:
> >>> "liquid wrench" <p...@live.nom> wrote in message
> >>>news:k95e2i$t0m$9...@speranza.aioe.org...
> >>>> On 11/28/2012 1:00 AM, ChasNemo wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> I study abnormal psychology and want to use Hagar as a case study for
> >>>>>>> a
> >>>>>>> book I want to write.  The books's working title is The Cracker
> >>>>>>> Within.
>
> >>>>>> Your man-crush is is bad as any I've ever seen.
>
> >>>>>> Make as many excuses as you need to cover that over.
>
> >>>>> You're projecting again.  Obviously you're hot for notroll2013 and
> >>>>> annoyed that he continues to mock you.
>
> >>>> You need hags bad too, he sure has you boys in a pickle now.
>
> >>> Haggot must feel all warm and runny inside knowing he has a big strong
> >>> hero
> >>> of a man like you out here defending him like this.
>
> >>> Jim
>
> >> Hokey smokes, another suitor has shown up? There's enough man-love for a
> >> grope-in.
>
> > A cheap IKYABWAI already?
>
> Don't sell yourself short.
>
> > Hi, Haggot.
>
> > Jim
>
> Even your begging doesn't seem to make him come back.

Hagar went into hiding, suffering from further mental collapse
following the election. He can't afford to leave or secede, so he's
crying and sulking. That's become a common malady of crackerdom.

liquid wrench

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Dec 3, 2012, 12:01:50 PM12/3/12
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On 12/3/2012 6:06 AM, ChasNemo wrote:

>>>> Hokey smokes, another suitor has shown up? There's enough man-love for a
>>>> grope-in.
>>
>>> A cheap IKYABWAI already?
>>
>> Don't sell yourself short.
>>
>>> Hi, Haggot.
>>
>>> Jim
>>
>> Even your begging doesn't seem to make him come back.
>
> Hagar went into hiding, suffering from further mental collapse
> following the election. He can't afford to leave or secede, so he's
> crying and sulking. That's become a common malady of crackerdom.
>
Why are you so pwnd by him still?


ChasNemo

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Dec 4, 2012, 3:14:09 PM12/4/12
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WTF is "pwnd"?

liquid wrench

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Dec 4, 2012, 5:47:10 PM12/4/12
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On 12/4/2012 1:14 PM, ChasNemo wrote:

>>> Hagar went into hiding, suffering from further mental collapse
>>> following the election. He can't afford to leave or secede, so he's
>>> crying and sulking. That's become a common malady of crackerdom.
>>
>> Why are you so pwnd by him still?
>
> WTF is "pwnd"?
>
Look it up, genius.

notroll2013

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Dec 4, 2012, 7:06:47 PM12/4/12
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"Pwnd" is trailer speak for owned.

liquid wrench

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Dec 5, 2012, 3:27:13 PM12/5/12
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On 12/4/2012 5:06 PM, notroll2013 wrote:

>>>> Why are you so pwnd by him still?
>>
>>>
>>
>>> WTF is "pwnd"?
>>
>>>
>>
>> Look it up, genius.
>
> "Pwnd" is trailer speak for owned.
>
You might want to go hose off your awning.

notroll2013

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Dec 5, 2012, 8:58:02 PM12/5/12
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With the holidays coming, why don't you dress up your trailer with a new skirt. Nothing says trailer trash like a rusty skirt.

notroll2013

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Dec 5, 2012, 9:00:05 PM12/5/12
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You might want to get a new skirt for your trailer.

liquid wrench

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Dec 6, 2012, 12:09:36 AM12/6/12
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On 12/5/2012 7:00 PM, notroll2013 wrote:

>>>> Look it up, genius.
>>
>>>
>>
>>> "Pwnd" is trailer speak for owned.
>>
>>>
>>
>> You might want to go hose off your awning.
>
> You might want to get a new skirt for your trailer.
>

2 replies?

You lugnuts miss old Hags real darned bad.

L8R

Clave

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Dec 6, 2012, 1:04:46 AM12/6/12
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"liquid wrench" <pa...@live.nom> wrote in message
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LOL -- I understand the depth of your need to believe that.

Jim



liquid wrench

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Dec 6, 2012, 11:35:03 AM12/6/12
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On 12/5/2012 11:04 PM, Clave wrote:

>>> You might want to get a new skirt for your trailer.
>>>
>>
>> 2 replies?
>>
>> You lugnuts miss old Hags real darned bad.
>
> LOL -- I understand the depth of your need to believe that.
>
> Jim

So much that you came back to prove my point. Tnx.

notroll2013

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Dec 6, 2012, 12:07:59 PM12/6/12
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Hagar is just a one stop shop for all things Cracker. No need to go anywhere else to get the white trash perspective.

Clave

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Dec 6, 2012, 12:55:48 PM12/6/12
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"liquid wrench" <pa...@live.nom> wrote in message
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You think that's what I did? How cute. Baselessly ego-bound and
brick-stupid as the day is long, but cute.

Jim



liquid wrench

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Dec 6, 2012, 7:30:28 PM12/6/12
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On 12/6/2012 10:55 AM, Clave wrote:

>>>> 2 replies?
>>>>
>>>> You lugnuts miss old Hags real darned bad.
>>>
>>> LOL -- I understand the depth of your need to believe that.
>>>
>>> Jim
>>
>> So much that you came back to prove my point. Tnx.
>
> You think that's what I did? How cute. Baselessly ego-bound and
> brick-stupid as the day is long, but cute.
>
> Jim
>
>
>

Nice projector you got running, use up many watts?

Clave

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Dec 7, 2012, 2:10:06 AM12/7/12
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"liquid wrench" <pa...@live.nom> wrote in message
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> On 12/6/2012 10:55 AM, Clave wrote:
>
>>>>> 2 replies?
>>>>>
>>>>> You lugnuts miss old Hags real darned bad.
>>>>
>>>> LOL -- I understand the depth of your need to believe that.
>>>>
>>>> Jim
>>>
>>> So much that you came back to prove my point. Tnx.
>>
>> You think that's what I did? How cute. Baselessly ego-bound and
>> brick-stupid as the day is long, but cute.
>
> Nice projector you got running, use up many watts?

And back he comes with a lightning fast IKYABWAI -- nice to see all the time
you've been spending at the playground is finally paying off.

Have they taught you the rubber/glue gag yet? You could use that next.

Jim




liquid wrench

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Dec 7, 2012, 5:58:32 PM12/7/12
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On 12/7/2012 12:10 AM, Clave wrote:

>>>> So much that you came back to prove my point. Tnx.
>>>
>>> You think that's what I did? How cute. Baselessly ego-bound and
>>> brick-stupid as the day is long, but cute.
>>
>> Nice projector you got running, use up many watts?
>
> And back he comes with a lightning fast IKYABWAI -- nice to see all the time
> you've been spending at the playground is finally paying off.
>
> Have they taught you the rubber/glue gag yet? You could use that next.
>
> Jim


Nice to see you compulsively addicted to the game you accuse me of
playing, and the childish re-direct is like icing on the cake.

ChasNemo

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Dec 11, 2012, 9:37:38 AM12/11/12
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Dealing with lw is like shooting retarded fish in a very small
barrel. <snicker>
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