SPAM-ALERT*SPAM-ALERT
Cassandra Cockrill
"SpamOnline"!!! Look what I found on Alt.Spam.....
My Hormel, 'tis of thee
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My Hormel, 'tis of thee,
Sweet Spam of Liberty,
Of thee I sing.
Spam with a Coke and fries,
Spam tastes great baked or fried,
It's flavor you can't deny,
Let Spam tins ring.
I wonder if this guy has spam desserts, can carve spam, or has
any other special SPAM trivia or talents...
Isn't life great? I love this Dumpster!
--
Cassy
Ladyguin
<75057...@CompuServe.COM> writes:
about a fellow spam lover..
shall we lure him to the dull men's folder, or the dumpster?? did anyone
check his bio? having one more man around couldn't hurt, could it ladies??
Patrick643
sandwich to go with that.
Cassandra Cockrill
words, there's a chance he can carry a tune. Lord knows with
Delores whining everytime Shinehaid starts to worble we could use
some help in the tune carrying department. Speaking of that, I
haven't seen MasterSteve (Dawson) around here recently. Is he
still on that concert tour with Prince?
Is Farf touring with Courtney Loves new band? I know there are a
few other singers around here... Where are they?
--
Cassy
Izzy38
writes:
>just send in your favorite acronym for spam.
S wine
P ateed
A nd
M arinaded
LITTLE THING (bs bio)
: just send in your favorite acronym for spam. the contest will be judged by
: an impartial panel (yeah, right), and the prize will be.......an evening
: in the dumpster with your favorite dumpster regular. of course, we will
: all be there cheering you both on...cannolis and champagne will be
: supplied..
okay how about
suspicously petrified acrid meat
kiki
LITTLE THING (bs bio)
: to spend the evening alone with?
no not really
to tell the truth
i still haven't figured out who all lives here
if i win are there any volunteers?
kiki
Cassandra Cockrill
to spend the evening alone with?
Ok, folks... This is easy, though I'll admit, I didn't come up
with this. It's the actual answer.
Supposititious
Pork (&)
Associated
Mucus
--
Cassy
Ladyguin
bio)) writes:
====>haven't figured out who lives here.
well kiki,
you'll know soon enough. when the rest of the entries arrive, you'll see
for yourself what a sick, twisted group we are. and, no doubt, will feel
honored to be associating with us!
as of now there are three female entries and one male. izzy delighted or
izzy not? geez, i assumed that kiki is a female...since i never met a male
kiki. however, if you're a male, then the count is two and two.
keep up the good work, dumpster sickos. your entries are superb.
Cassandra Cockrill
(older) brother told me about this acronym. As many of you know,
I had a particularly horrid childhood due (in part) to some cruel
older siblings. One night my brother was sick and couldn't eat
the regular dinner which was some SPAM thing. We had just seen
*Soylent Green* and my brother told me SPAM meant
Soylent
Pink
And
Mauve
--
Cassy
Ladyguin
<75057...@CompuServe.COM> writes:
====>soylent green
thank you for sharing that touching story of sibling abuse with us cassy!
it feels like deja vu and the dull men's folder, doesn't it? jeez, i miss
those dull men. where have they been lately?
SHINEHAID
writes:
<<thank you for sharing that touching story of sibling abuse with us
cassy!
it feels like deja vu and the dull men's folder, doesn't it? jeez, i miss
those dull men. where have they been lately?>>
I don't know about the others, but I've been handcrafting pipe cleaners.