My challenge is... Oh, you guessed...
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> Wired magazine asked various writers to write a story in six
> words (a 0.067-drabble, or something like that). There results
> are here:
> http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html
>
> My challenge is... Oh, you guessed...
>
Alright, then. Here's six of them:
The Doctor got Cyber-converted. We're screwed.
K-9's wedding: "I do," said toaster.
Gallifrey not handicap-accessible. Davros wins lawsuit.
Benton: "Jo picked Cliff instead. Bitch."
Mary-Sue saves Universe, kisses Doctor. Awww...
"A Raston Warrior Robot? Where? AAAAARGH!"
BKWillis
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> Wired magazine asked various writers to write a story in six
> words (a 0.067-drabble, or something like that). There results
> are here:
> http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html
>
> My challenge is... Oh, you guessed...
>
And, just for fun, here's some six-word parodies -- written with love -- of
various adwc authors' work:
Helen Fayle...
Though 'good-guy', Kastchei's villainy still sexy.
Paul Gadzikowski...
Doctor: "Interfere!"
Picard: "Shouldn't. Hey, wait..."
Clive May...
Tormented woman. Alienation. She'll win... somehow.
Imran Inayat...
"Sis... I have secrets." Angst ensues.
Graham Woodland...
Six words? That's not enough to
BKWillis...
Violence! Nyssa! Puns! Where's the lesbians?
Here's my own:
The Daleks... are *us*! (Or not.)
"Captain Harkness? Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart. Clear off."
"?od nottub siht seod tahw, roctoD"
And the six word TTR story:
Polly finally stopped *anyone* getting in.
> And, just for fun, here's some six-word parodies -- written with love
> -- of various adwc authors' work:
>
> BKWillis...
> Violence! Nyssa! Puns! Where's the lesbians?
"Strange people with very strange names" would be better.
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> > BKWillis...
> > Violence! Nyssa! Puns! Where's the lesbians?
>
> "Strange people with very strange names" would be better.
I guess I could get more specific and do six-word versions of specific
fictions I've written or written in.
'Room 308'...
Saveena, stoned, annoys Elaine. Skrang plummets.
'Spring Surprise', early in series...
Nyssa, he; Doctor, she. Oy vey.
'Spring Surprise', recently...
Heroes winning, but Nyssa's going schizo.
MPT3k...
>Blah blah
ALL: This story sucks.
'TTR: Help' series...
Proprietor: "You're hired." Later, "Aw, crap!"
BKWillis
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--Frank J, 'In My World'
>
> <solar penguin wrote:>
>
>> > BKWillis...
>> > Violence! Nyssa! Puns! Where's the lesbians?
>>
>> "Strange people with very strange names" would be better.
>
> I guess I could get more specific and do six-word versions
> of specific fictions I've written or written in.
>
> 'Room 308'...
> Saveena, stoned, annoys Elaine. Skrang plummets.
>
> 'Spring Surprise', early in series...
> Nyssa, he; Doctor, she. Oy vey.
>
> 'Spring Surprise', recently...
> Heroes winning, but Nyssa's going schizo.
>
> MPT3k...
>>Blah blah
> ALL: This story sucks.
>
> 'TTR: Help' series...
> Proprietor: "You're hired." Later, "Aw, crap!"
TTR: DTF
Stop Nyssa before she... too late.
: Stop Nyssa before she... too late.
TTR: Dark Carnival
Appalling atrocities asymptotically approach an apocalpyse.
--
John Elliott
> TTR: Dark Carnival
>
> Appalling atrocities asymptotically approach an apocalpyse.
Amazing aliteration, amigo.
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> And, just for fun, here's some six-word parodies -- written with love -- of
> various adwc authors' work:
>
Igenlode Wordsmith:
Characters in worlds of their own... ;-)
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