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Joseph Masterson

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Jan 6, 2002, 3:28:44 PM1/6/02
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Apparently game gears which have model numbers which begin with a letter are
NOT compatable with the tv tuner. I just got my game gear on the cheap from
EB in the UK and the model number is: 2110G. This should mean it is
compatable yet the packing says the model inside will not work with the tv
tuner! I believe the machine is refurbished and thus it could just be a old
machine in a newer box so does anyone here have a Game Gear with the same
model number as me and if so are you able to use the tv tuner and or the
master gear conterter???


doki

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Jan 6, 2002, 4:04:30 PM1/6/02
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Joseph Masterson <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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AFAIK the TV tuner only ever worked in NTSC countries.


This Is The Spinal Tap

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Jan 6, 2002, 4:08:19 PM1/6/02
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"doki" <do...@spidar.com> wrote in message
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Mine works fine.


doki

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This Is The Spinal Tap <ben.godber...@withseasoning.btinternet.com>
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Oh bre. I HOEP YOUY HAVE A LICENCE


Joseph Masterson

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Jan 6, 2002, 4:21:43 PM1/6/02
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? What are you talking about? There was an NTSC tv tuner, a PAL one and a
SECAM one. Did anyone here have a tv tuner and if so the model number on you
game gear please!


Mike Jenkins

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Jan 6, 2002, 4:28:23 PM1/6/02
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In article <a1ac1r$7je$1...@knossos.btinternet.com>, Joseph Masterson
<Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> writes

>Apparently game gears which have model numbers which begin with a letter are
>NOT compatable with the tv tuner. I just got my game gear on the cheap from
>EB in the UK and the model number is: 2110G.

The Majesco remade Game Gears (that EB sell) are not compatible with the
TV tuner. The original Sega ones are.

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This Is The Spinal Tap

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Jan 6, 2002, 4:29:12 PM1/6/02
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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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Mine works, and I'm too lazy to get into things like that.


This Is The Spinal Tap

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Jan 6, 2002, 4:34:57 PM1/6/02
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"doki" <do...@spidar.com> wrote in message
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>
> This Is The Spinal Tap
<ben.godber...@withseasoning.btinternet.com>
> wrote in message news:a1aecf$ohjks$1...@ID-85240.news.dfncis.de...
> > "doki" <do...@spidar.com> wrote in message
> > news:a1ae1s$pcq4b$1...@ID-86455.news.dfncis.de...
> > > AFAIK the TV tuner only ever worked in NTSC countries.
> >
> > Mine works fine.
>
> Oh bre. I HOEP YOUY HAVE A LICENCE

Yes, the person who lived here before us kindly paid for the one that came
in the post the other week.


Mentski

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Jan 6, 2002, 4:42:14 PM1/6/02
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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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what does this newsgroup look like?

alt.help.me.out.of.my.game.gear.tv.tuner.dilemma.whine.whine.sob.cry.please.
please.please.fuckface?

Have you not even considered, that in fact, you have been misinformed, and
its model numbers ENDING in letters that are effected?

I pity your houshold pets.

'Ski

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Joseph Masterson

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Jan 6, 2002, 4:49:12 PM1/6/02
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Do you know if they are compatiable with the master gear converter then too?
If you dont mind me asking, how do you know the EB ones dont work?
Thanks


Joseph Masterson

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:07:00 PM1/6/02
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Could your head be stuck any further up your own arse? No one asked you to
read the post so why dont you fuck off else where? What right do you have to
have a go at the posts on here? None you tosspot. Truly you are what is know
as a wanker.


doki

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:12:47 PM1/6/02
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Joseph Masterson <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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MOHH THE LAUGHTER. THAT WAS GR8.


Tricky

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:20:43 PM1/6/02
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In article <a1ahq3$lgo$1...@knossos.btinternet.com>, Joseph Masterson
<Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> writes

Oooohhh, get her !

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The Great Cthulhu

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:20:33 PM1/6/02
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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Could your head be stuck any further up your own arse?


If you read between the cussing you would see he gave you some helpful
advice.

>No one asked you to
> read the post so why dont you fuck off else where?

THIS GROUP BELONGS TO HIM

>What right do you have to
> have a go at the posts on here?

THIS GROUP BELONGS TO HIM

>None you tosspot.

YES, HE DOES. THIS GROUP BELONGS TO HIM

>Truly you are what is know
> as a wanker.

GET OUT OF MENTSKI'S NEWSGROUP


Mike Jenkins

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:39:40 PM1/6/02
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In article <a1agon$j6f$1...@knossos.btinternet.com>, Joseph Masterson
<Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> writes

>Do you know if they are compatiable with the master gear converter then too?

Not sure.

>If you dont mind me asking, how do you know the EB ones dont work?

Majesco changed the internals a bit to cut costs, apparently. You can
tell if you have a Majesco one by the fact that the little ovals above
the "Game Gear" logo on the front will be white instead of coloured.

Branch-me-do

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:36:59 PM1/6/02
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On Sun, 6 Jan 2002 22:07:00 +0000 (UTC), "Joseph Masterson"
<Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote:

>Could your head be stuck any further up your own arse? No one asked you to
>read the post so why dont you fuck off else where?

Well nobody asked me to read the post either but we sort of have to
assume that things posted on a public newsgroup asking questions are
by default meant to be read. Otherwise, you're just wasting your time,
y'know.

> What right do you have to
>have a go at the posts on here? None you tosspot. Truly you are what is know
>as a wanker.

I SO MAD ME NOT NOT REMEMBER GOOD ENGLISH!

Branch-me-do

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:38:28 PM1/6/02
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They're dodgy knockoffs. Majesco licences the ancient hardware and
then makes it as cheaply as possible (like the Genesis3) so I doubt
their GGs have the neccessary parts (or even a good enough screen) to
display a TV image.

Or, maybe your GG realized how shit you are and is punishing you
accordingly. TRULY I AM WHAT IS KNOW AS WANKER!

Xz

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:47:42 PM1/6/02
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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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Joseph, I don't know who you are, but that may have been sillier than
shoulder-launching a £10 rocket with a drainpipe. I feel embarrassed for
you.

--
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This Is The Spinal Tap

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:48:11 PM1/6/02
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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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Heh, this should be fun.

TOP POSTING NON-QUOTING BADLY-SPELLING GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT NEWBIE SCUM
IN BEING SHIT NON-SHOCKER


FACES FACES FACES HEY!

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:50:01 PM1/6/02
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Once the magical crystals of alt.digitiser held all the power in the
Universe. Then one day they shattered into 29 pieces. Now, The Great
Cthulhu, you must go on a quest to retrieve them! What say you?

>GET OUT OF MENTSKI'S NEWSGROUP

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Joseph Masterson

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:52:54 PM1/6/02
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What is the purpose of this news group? Is it just for tossers who have been
screened by some 17 year old spotty idiot to leave messages on? I didnt
understand why digitiser dont plug this thing any more, i am starting to
understand quickly. This news group should surely be for ANYONE to leave
messages on so long as the content is reasonable relevant but I suppose
being flooded with dickheads means that instead of getting useful responses
you get an truck-full of bullshit.
Well thank you for you help. I shall get out of Mentski's news group as I
havent been invited into your little club. Do you have membership passes
with your names on and meet up for tea parties in Menski's tree house?
You can quite honestly stick it.


Mentski

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:54:46 PM1/6/02
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"This Is The Spinal Tap"
<ben.godber...@withseasoning.btinternet.com> wrote in message
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I am excellent from sorting "Wheat" from "chaff", aint I?

FACES FACES FACES HEY!

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Jan 6, 2002, 6:00:55 PM1/6/02
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Once the magical crystals of alt.digitiser held all the power in the
Universe. Then one day they shattered into 13 pieces. Now, Joseph
Masterson, you must go on a quest to retrieve them! What say you?

Standard shit newbie response number one.

There is no shite newbie response number two.
--
MrPSB

The Rev

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Jan 6, 2002, 6:03:15 PM1/6/02
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Shakespeare wrote plays and sonnets that will last for eternity. "Joseph
Masterson" wrote...

YOU LOVE IT.

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Tricky

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Jan 6, 2002, 6:03:30 PM1/6/02
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In article <a1akg5$s8f$1...@helle.btinternet.com>, Joseph Masterson
<Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> writes

>What is the purpose of this news group?

You mean you didn't lurk and find out first ?

>Is it just for tossers who have been
>screened by some 17 year old spotty idiot to leave messages on?

Yes, that is correct. You twat.

> I didnt
>understand why digitiser dont plug this thing any more, i am starting to
>understand quickly.

It is because Mr. B hates Mr. Gaywood

>This news group should surely be for ANYONE to leave
>messages on so long as the content is reasonable relevant but I suppose
>being flooded with dickheads means that instead of getting useful responses
>you get an truck-full of bullshit.

You are foolish young grasshopper. Had you lurked then you would
understand.

>Well thank you for you help.

Always a pleasure, cunty.

> I shall get out of Mentski's news group as I
>havent been invited into your little club.

bYe

>Do you have membership passes
>with your names on and meet up for tea parties in Menski's tree house?

We have crumpets on Tuesdays, and it's Bingo night thursdays !

>You can quite honestly stick it.
>

Honestly ?

--
Tricky

Matthew Garrett

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Jan 6, 2002, 5:18:15 PM1/6/02
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In article <a1ahq3$lgo$1...@knossos.btinternet.com>, Joseph Masterson wrote:
> Could your head be stuck any further up your own arse? No one asked you to
> read the post

You asked everyone to read the post by posting it there in the first
place. Fool.

> so why dont you fuck off else where? What right do you have to
> have a go at the posts on here? None you tosspot. Truly you are what is know
> as a wanker.

He has every right. Now go away.

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Resemblance to any other "Chris Buckley", living or dead, is entirely
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Mentski

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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Could your head be stuck any further up your own arse?

Possibly, but concidering;

a) My head is not up my arse
b) I dont have enough segments in my vertebrae
c) My arse does not shape up to www.goatse.cx requirements

I am really not sure.

> No one asked you to read the post.

Nobody asked you to write it either. But since this is a very public
newsgroup, I have every right to read it, find you terribly tedious, and
laugh in your face.

> so why dont you fuck off else where?

Can't. Chamberlain nailed me to the seat before he left. I'll will get my
revenge, oh yes.

> What right do you have to have a go at the posts on here? None you
tosspot.

Yes, you are totally right. I don't have a "right" to have a go. It's more
of a privilege. You see, I have a image to uphold here, Ever hear of the
"Good Cop, Bad Cop" situation? Well, Here we have me (BAD Cop), Garrett
(Good Cop), Glyndwr (Welsh Cop), Adrian Wood (Shit Cop), Mooney (Bent Cop),
Branch-Me-Do (Mountie) among many others. Oh, and Criminals, who if naughty,
get their mummies phoned up.

>Truly you are what is know

You missed out an n there, nasty habit that, the spelling nazis will eat
you.

> as a wanker.
>

How do you know? do you have cameras in my room! Crivens!

Joseph Masterson

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Jan 6, 2002, 6:22:25 PM1/6/02
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I see why digitiser stopped plugging this news group! Well I shall leave
Menski's little club alone, God forbid someone other than an elite band of
17 year old sex deprived males should be allowed to leave a message without
the fear of being bollocked.
At least some reasonable people are here, thanks to those who helped on my
original question.
Quick Menski's henchmen, find some more newbies to berate before they do
somthing silly like ask a computer game/ hardware related question on the
digitiser newsgroup.


This Is The Spinal Tap

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Jan 6, 2002, 6:23:31 PM1/6/02
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"Mentski" <men...@ummbalalalalaboombalalalunnmbooboSHAGGYbtinternet.com>
wrote in message news:101035894...@iapetus.uk.clara.net...

> Yes, you are totally right. I don't have a "right" to have a go. It's more
> of a privilege. You see, I have a image to uphold here, Ever hear of the
> "Good Cop, Bad Cop" situation? Well, Here we have me (BAD Cop), Garrett
> (Good Cop), Glyndwr (Welsh Cop), Adrian Wood (Shit Cop), Mooney (Bent
Cop),
> Branch-Me-Do (Mountie) among many others. Oh, and Criminals, who if
naughty,
> get their mummies phoned up.

Mehh. Mentski and Hutchings.


Mentski

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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> What is the purpose of this news group?

Talking about "shit". I thought everyone knew that....

> Is it just for tossers who have been
> screened by some 17 year old

I'm 26

> spotty

I have a pretty good complexion, thanks.

> idiot

Last time I took an IQ test, I scored 162.

> to leave messages on? I didnt understand why digitiser dont plug this
thing any more,

You could always check google to find out. It's not that fucking hard, you
know.

> i am starting to understand quickly.

No, You aren't. You really, really aren't.

> This news group should surely be for ANYONE to leave
> messages on so long as the content is reasonable relevant

Hmm, you seem to be under the impression that a.d has some kind of on topic
rule. We don't. In fact, a dodgy post about some shit command line LUNIX
newsreader, became a quite interesting debate on the legalisation of drugs,
it then went shit again, but that really isnt the point. I found your post
dull, so I ADDED SOME MEAT TO YOUR POTATOES. [1]


> but I suppose being flooded with dickheads means that instead of getting
useful responses you get an truck-full of bullshit.

Calling your post dull was certainly not bullshit, ITS TRUE.

> Well thank you for you help. I shall get out of Mentski's news group as I
> havent been invited into your little club.

No please stay, you are getting really entertaining. Dance monkey Dance,
etc.

> Do you have membership passes with your names on and meet up for tea
parties in Menski's tree house?

a) You missed out the T in my name. not that I mind, but remember what I
told you about the spelling nazis. You could lose bodily parts for such
crimes.

b) Treehouse burnt down. Used a shed for a while, but it wasnt the same. We
now cannot divulge our new club location unless Miekm finds out.

> You can quite honestly stick it.

BITE ME YOU FUCK.

'Ski

[1] This is not sexual innuendo. YOU DIRTY LITTLE PEOPLE.

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Mentski

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Jan 6, 2002, 6:40:38 PM1/6/02
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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> I see why digitiser stopped plugging this news group! Well I shall leave
> Menski's little club alone,

Mentski

> God forbid someone other than an elite band of
> 17 year old sex deprived males should be allowed to leave a message
without
> the fear of being bollocked.
> At least some reasonable people are here, thanks to those who helped on my
> original question.
> Quick Menski's henchmen,

Mentski

> find some more newbies to berate before they do
> somthing silly like ask a computer game/ hardware related question on the
> digitiser newsgroup.
>

Off topic. alt.digitiser is for digitiser disscussions, of something.

Haven't you left yet?


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Joseph Masterson

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Jan 6, 2002, 6:49:48 PM1/6/02
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Where did you hear the word crivens from originaly?


This Is The Spinal Tap

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Jan 6, 2002, 6:56:12 PM1/6/02
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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Where did you hear the word crivens from originaly?

See how I've included the relevant part of your original text? That's called
'good practice'. Imagine walking into a social club in Newcastle and asking
for an alcopop and a straw. That's what you just did.


HITLER

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Joseph Masterson stunned the entire nation by making the following
announcement:

> why dont you fuck off else where?

You'd better do what he says Mentski!!!!

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Jan 6, 2002, 7:18:10 PM1/6/02
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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Where did you hear the word crivens from originaly?
>
>

Well, to be honest, I really don't know. Although many people may remember
the word from "The Family Ness", It was also used by the character "Penfold"
in "Dangermouse", whos character was an extension of the actor, Terry
Scott's, charater of a schoolkid in the 1970's Cadbury's "Curly Wurly"
advertisement. This isn't its origin, however. It is generally considered a
Scots colloquialism, however, is used across the country.

BUT I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT, BECAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY A SPOTTY 17 YEAR OLD, AINT
I, YOU FUCK.

HAVEN'T YOU FUCKING GONE YET?

'Ski


--
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Truly I am what is know as a wanker


Tinman

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Jan 6, 2002, 7:12:46 PM1/6/02
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"Branch-me-do" wrote

> They're dodgy knockoffs. Majesco licences the ancient hardware and
> then makes it as cheaply as possible (like the Genesis3) so I doubt
> their GGs have the neccessary parts (or even a good enough screen) to
> display a TV image.

And at £30 in EB that's far too much for a bit of tat. I'm glad I got a l33t
Lynx instead.

--
Tinman


HITLER

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Jan 6, 2002, 7:40:11 PM1/6/02
to
Joseph Masterson stunned the entire nation by making the following
announcement:

> I see why digitiser stopped plugging this news group! Well I shall

y'know, if you guys actually woke up, and smelled the air outside, youd
probably realise what life is. Not that you'd know, cos youre too busy
cussing 'shit newbies' thinking youre great in the mean time because of it.
you guys are worse than the perverts who request child porn and stuff,
youre
so below their level, you make them look like royalty,. your INTERNET SCUM
a
disease to the world wide web. I know youre gonna reply under this ' you
shit newbie' because its all you ever fucking do. its very sad indeed. hey.
go outside, its nice and bright with fresh air - or go get a better hobby.
You fucks make up some of the worst bits of the internet. youre all a bunch
of fucked up idividuals who thinks its funny to cuss who u dont know to
look
good. just carry on wasting your lives away, and when your stuck at burger
king mopping the floor when your 40. think of this moment, and how you
totally wasted your lives on utter bollocks like this. You Wankers. All Of
you.

Mentski

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Jan 6, 2002, 7:47:56 PM1/6/02
to

"HITLER" <hitler_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns918EE3...@195.92.193.157...

> y'know, if you guys actually woke up, and smelled the air outside, youd
> probably realise what life is. Not that you'd know, cos youre too busy
> cussing 'shit newbies' thinking youre great in the mean time because of
it.
> you guys are worse than the perverts who request child porn and stuff,
> youre
> so below their level, you make them look like royalty,. your INTERNET SCUM
> a
> disease to the world wide web. I know youre gonna reply under this ' you
> shit newbie' because its all you ever fucking do. its very sad indeed.
hey.
> go outside, its nice and bright with fresh air - or go get a better hobby.
> You fucks make up some of the worst bits of the internet. youre all a
bunch
> of fucked up idividuals who thinks its funny to cuss who u dont know to
> look
> good. just carry on wasting your lives away, and when your stuck at burger
> king mopping the floor when your 40. think of this moment, and how you
> totally wasted your lives on utter bollocks like this. You Wankers. All Of
> you.
>

Posting old flames because you have no originality 1:14

Fuck off MiekM, etc. BLAH BALH BALABHA LABAHAHAHNA WAIT UNTIL YOUR MUMMY
HEARS ABOUT YOU, ETC. ETC.

'Ski


--
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Truly I am what is know as a wanker


HITLER

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Jan 6, 2002, 7:47:35 PM1/6/02
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Right, er, see what you did here:

> Possibly, but concidering;
                   ^

...and here:

> You missed out an n there, nasty habit that, the spelling nazis will
> eat you.

--

HITLER

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Jan 6, 2002, 7:52:50 PM1/6/02
to
Mentski stunned the entire nation by making the following announcement:

> We now cannot divulge our new club location unless Miekm finds
> out.

But you let Miekm Glumplich in!

Matthew Garrett

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Jan 6, 2002, 7:48:11 PM1/6/02
to
In article <Xns918EE3...@195.92.193.157>, HITLER wrote:
> so below their level, you make them look like royalty,. your INTERNET SCUM

My internet scum what?

Miekm Glumplich

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Jan 6, 2002, 7:54:54 PM1/6/02
to
HITLER stunned the entire nation by making the following announcement:

> Mentski stunned the entire nation by making the following announcement:
>
>> We now cannot divulge our new club location unless Miekm finds out.
>
> But you let Miekm Glumplich in!

Hyuck hyuck!

Shaun Lucas

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Jan 6, 2002, 7:58:25 PM1/6/02
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"Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:a1am7g$2fr$1...@knossos.btinternet.com...

> I see why digitiser stopped plugging this news group!

He he... well, it wasn't so much being plugged, moreover an attempt to flood
the newsgroup with "new blood" but instead filling it with shit for 2
weeks...

Well I shall leave
> Menski's little club alone, God forbid someone other than an elite band of
> 17 year old sex deprived males should be allowed to leave a message
without
> the fear of being bollocked.

Blah blah blah... Some of us are much older and are getting plenty...

> At least some reasonable people are here, thanks to those who helped on my
> original question.
> Quick Menski's henchmen, find some more newbies to berate before they do
> somthing silly like ask a computer game/ hardware related question on the
> digitiser newsgroup.

Which just goes to prove the value of lurking in a newsgroup you know
nothing about, silly boy...

Shaun.


Shaun Lucas

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Jan 6, 2002, 8:01:48 PM1/6/02
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"Mentski" <men...@ummbalalalalaboombalalalunnmbooboSHAGGYbtinternet.com>
wrote in message news:10103644...@eurus.uk.clara.net...

>
>
> Posting old flames because you have no originality 1:14
>
> Fuck off MiekM, etc. BLAH BALH BALABHA LABAHAHAHNA WAIT UNTIL YOUR MUMMY
> HEARS ABOUT YOU, ETC. ETC.

Aw shit Mentski, you beat me to it... :-)

Shaun.


toyah

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Jan 6, 2002, 8:22:33 PM1/6/02
to
"This Is The Spinal Tap"
>
> 'good practice'. Imagine walking into a social club in Newcastle and
asking
> for an alcopop and a straw. That's what you just did.

I've done that before many many times.

toyah

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FACES FACES FACES HEY!

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Jan 6, 2002, 9:17:20 PM1/6/02
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Once the magical crystals of alt.digitiser held all the power in the
Universe. Then one day they shattered into 10 pieces. Now, Matthew
Garrett, you must go on a quest to retrieve them! What say you?

>> so below their level, you make them look like royalty,. your INTERNET SCUM
>
>My internet scum what?

TWO Ts
--
MrPSB

Xz

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Jan 7, 2002, 12:39:14 AM1/7/02
to
"Dale Richards" <ma...@dalerichards.com> wrote in message
news:678b1a...@anastasia.homelinux.com...
> Mentski ejaculated:

>
> > Last time I took an IQ test, I scored 162.
> >
>
> you beat me by one. bitch.

I beat you by four. Haha.

Shows how important IQ tests are, really.

--
Xz


Xz

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Jan 7, 2002, 1:14:50 AM1/7/02
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"Dale Richards" <ma...@dalerichards.com> wrote in message
news:6ucb1a...@anastasia.homelinux.com...
> Xz <spam...@blueyonder.co.uk> ejaculated:
> i just wanted to make sure i'm not stupid.

Well, you're not thick. Stupid is a little different though. Y'see, a thick
stupid person would hit themselves with a hammer. An intelligent stupid
person would construct an advanced nail-inserting device powered by pigeon
droppings, then hit themselves with it.

--
Xz


HITLER

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Jan 7, 2002, 6:00:14 AM1/7/02
to
Dale Richards stunned the entire nation by making the following
announcement:

> HITLER <hitler_...@hotmail.com> ejaculated:

> you shit newbie.
>

I'm not mie...oh YES, I'm a newbie!

*cough*

HITLER

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Jan 7, 2002, 6:09:02 AM1/7/02
to
Mentski stunned the entire nation by making the following announcement:

>
> "Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:a1anqr$661$1...@knossos.btinternet.com...
>> Where did you hear the word crivens from originaly?
>>
>>
>
> Well, to be honest, I really don't know. Although many people may
> remember the word from "The Family Ness", It was also used by the
> character "Penfold" in "Dangermouse", whos character was an extension
> of the actor, Terry Scott's, charater of a schoolkid in the 1970's
> Cadbury's "Curly Wurly" advertisement. This isn't its origin, however.
> It is generally considered a Scots colloquialism, however, is used
> across the country.

Congratulations, you've just diminished rumours of you being a spotty 17
year old, and instead proved yourself to be a SAD CUNT OBSESSED WITH
CHILDREN'S TV FROM THE PAST.

Richard Gaywood

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Jan 7, 2002, 7:23:48 AM1/7/02
to
Previously on alt.digitiser, Xz said:
> that may have been sillier than shoulder-launching a £10 rocket with a
> drainpipe.

Talking from experience again?

--
"Like any case mod, this one takes a bit of polish to finish it off| -=R=-
so it looks neat. For this one I used a 4 pound hand-sledge, just |web: http://
for that near-OEM look." |fscked.co.uk
-- http://www.2cooltek.com/case001.html |icq:66545079

Richard Gaywood

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Jan 7, 2002, 7:24:15 AM1/7/02
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Previously on alt.digitiser, This Is The Spinal Tap said:
> "Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:a1ahq3$lgo$1...@knossos.btinternet.com...
>> Could your head be stuck any further up your own arse? No one asked you to
>> read the post so why dont you fuck off else where? What right do you have
> to
>> have a go at the posts on here? None you tosspot. Truly you are what is
> know
>> as a wanker.
>
> Heh, this should be fun.
>
> TOP POSTING NON-QUOTING BADLY-SPELLING GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT NEWBIE SCUM
> IN BEING SHIT NON-SHOCKER

He's just so... stereotypical though. He's not even bad in a new way.
He's really shit at being shit¬¬!¬1`1`1

--
"Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's | -=R=-
game because they almost always turn out to be -- or to be |web: http://
indistinguishable from -- self-righteous sixteen-year-olds |fscked.co.uk
possessing infinite amounts of free time." -- Neal Stephenson |icq:66545079

Richard Gaywood

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Jan 7, 2002, 7:25:42 AM1/7/02
to
Previously on alt.digitiser, Joseph Masterson said:
> Quick Menski's henchmen, find some more newbies to berate before they do
> somthing silly like ask a computer game/ hardware related question on the
> digitiser newsgroup.

You're reasoning it fatally flawed because Digitiser has fuck all to do
with this newsgroup. It was orignally set up in 1985 to discuss
scanners. Unfortunately, it got invaded by a bunch of cunts talking
about computer games a few years back and since then it's gone totally
off topic altogether.

Now fuck off.

--
"Guard that door!" | -=R=-
"Hey! Dogs guard. Cats watch... and judge." |web: http://
-- Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch |fscked.co.uk
|icq:66545079

Richard Gaywood

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Jan 7, 2002, 7:31:07 AM1/7/02
to
Previously on alt.digitiser, toyah said:
> "This Is The Spinal Tap"
>>
>> 'good practice'. Imagine walking into a social club in Newcastle and
> asking
>> for an alcopop and a straw. That's what you just did.
>
> I've done that before many many times.

Yes, but you're a girl.

Richard Gaywood

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Jan 7, 2002, 7:32:14 AM1/7/02
to
Previously on alt.digitiser, Mentski said:
> Yes, you are totally right. I don't have a "right" to have a go. It's more
> of a privilege. You see, I have a image to uphold here, Ever hear of the
> "Good Cop, Bad Cop" situation? Well, Here we have me (BAD Cop), Garrett
> (Good Cop), Glyndwr (Welsh Cop), Adrian Wood (Shit Cop), Mooney (Bent Cop),
> Branch-Me-Do (Mountie) among many others. Oh, and Criminals, who if naughty,
> get their mummies phoned up.

MOHH OMLO

>> as a wanker.
>
> How do you know? do you have cameras in my room! Crivens!

"95% of men, which questioned, openly admit to masturbating regularly.
THE OTHER 5% ARE LYING WANKERS. HO HO HO."

--
"Ah yes, uk.misc where men are men, women are women and small furry| -=R=-
things from Alpha Centauri say `don't shpxvat top-post here, you |web: http://
brainless phag'" [ROT13]|fscked.co.uk
-- Chris Eilbeck in <9has4q$uii$6...@yordas.demon.co.uk> |icq:66545079

Matthew Garrett

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Jan 7, 2002, 7:28:02 AM1/7/02
to
In article <slrna3j4uf...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk>, Richard Gaywood wrote:

> You're reasoning it fatally flawed because Digitiser has fuck all to do
> with this newsgroup. It was orignally set up in 1985 to discuss
> scanners. Unfortunately, it got invaded by a bunch of cunts talking
> about computer games a few years back and since then it's gone totally
> off topic altogether.

YOU LIE.

Richard Gaywood

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Jan 7, 2002, 7:35:07 AM1/7/02
to
Previously on alt.digitiser, FACES FACES FACES HEY! said:
> Once the magical crystals of alt.digitiser held all the power in the
> Universe. Then one day they shattered into 13 pieces. Now, Joseph
> Masterson, you must go on a quest to retrieve them! What say you?
>>What is the purpose of this news group? Is it just for tossers who have been
>>screened by some 17 year old spotty idiot to leave messages on? I didnt
>>understand why digitiser dont plug this thing any more, i am starting to
>>understand quickly. This news group should surely be for ANYONE to leave
>>messages on so long as the content is reasonable relevant but I suppose
>>being flooded with dickheads means that instead of getting useful responses
>>you get an truck-full of bullshit.
>>Well thank you for you help. I shall get out of Mentski's news group as I
>>havent been invited into your little club. Do you have membership passes
>>with your names on and meet up for tea parties in Menski's tree house?
>>You can quite honestly stick it.
>
> Standard shit newbie response number one.

And he's gotten it word for word, too. Reckon he cheated and googled it?

By the way, I went to http://groups.google.com earlier, and it turns out
they have a 20 year archive of Usenet postings. Could be quite handy
that.

> There is no shite newbie response number two.

No, but to be fair, some of them repeat number one a few times. That's
almost originality.

--
| -=R=-
Beware the JabberBuckley, my son! The words that snipe, the lawyers|web: http://
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Richard Gaywood

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Jan 7, 2002, 7:35:30 AM1/7/02
to
Previously on alt.digitiser, Tricky said:
> It is because Mr. B hates Mr. Gaywood

I didn't think I was the only reason. Was I?

FACES FACES FACES HEY!

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Jan 7, 2002, 8:04:56 AM1/7/02
to
Once the magical crystals of alt.digitiser held all the power in the
Universe. Then one day they shattered into 34 pieces. Now, Richard
Gaywood, you must go on a quest to retrieve them! What say you?

>> There is no shite newbie response number two.
>
>No, but to be fair, some of them repeat number one a few times. That's
>almost originality.

The same kind of originality has Hear`Say's last two singles?
--
MrPSB

HITLER

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Jan 7, 2002, 8:46:00 AM1/7/02
to
Mentski stunned the entire nation by making the following announcement:

>
> "HITLER" <hitler_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns918EE3...@195.92.193.157...
>> y'know, if you guys actually woke up, and smelled the air outside,
>> youd probably realise what life is. Not that you'd know, cos youre too
>> busy cussing 'shit newbies' thinking youre great in the mean time
>> because of it. you guys are worse than the perverts who request child
>> porn and stuff, youre so below their level, you make them look like
>> royalty,. your INTERNET SCUM a disease to the world wide web. I know
>> youre gonna reply under this ' you shit newbie' because its all you
>> ever fucking do. its very sad indeed. hey. go outside, its nice and
>> bright with fresh air - or go get a better hobby. You fucks make up
>> some of the worst bits of the internet. youre all a bunch of fucked up
>> idividuals who thinks its funny to cuss who u dont know to look good.
>> just carry on wasting your lives away, and when your stuck at burger
>> king mopping the floor when your 40. think of this moment, and how you
>> totally wasted your lives on utter bollocks like this. You Wankers.
>> All Of you.
>>
>
> Posting old flames because you have no originality 1:14

You fuck, I was taking the piss out of Joseph.
I don't hate alt.digitiser, it hates me... don't you understand, oh don't
you?
Please read the new thread I started.

TrevorMonkfish

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Jan 7, 2002, 9:28:41 AM1/7/02
to
"Mentski" <men...@ummbalalalalaboombalalalunnmbooboSHAGGYbtinternet.com> wrote in message news:<101036016...@iapetus.uk.clara.net>...

> "Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:a1akg5$s8f$1...@helle.btinternet.com...

> > What is the purpose of this news group?
>
> Talking about "shit". I thought everyone knew that....

>
> > Is it just for tossers who have been
> > screened by some 17 year old
>
> I'm 26
>
> > spotty
>
> I have a pretty good complexion, thanks.
>
> > idiot

>
> Last time I took an IQ test, I scored 162.
>
> > 'Ski
>

i think you've pretty much proved joseph masterson's point simply by
knowing your own IQ. you have to be a self-regarding, not to mention
insecure, pillock of the highest order to bother to take one of those
tests, never mind boasting about it on a topical teletext-based
videogames newsgroup. i think mr masterson
sounds like a perfectly pleasent gentleman (allbeit one obsessed by
the serial numbers of old gamegears), and he should be afforded some
respect.

Branch-me-do

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Jan 7, 2002, 10:08:32 AM1/7/02
to
On 7 Jan 2002 12:31:07 GMT, use...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk (Richard
Gaywood) wrote:

>> I've done that before many many times.
>
>Yes, but you're a girl.

And what a girl!*

*probably

<Metal-Angel-Marie> heat emanated from toyah's butt
<Joe> mehh
<Joe> cuss you

doki

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Jan 7, 2002, 11:37:03 AM1/7/02
to

Richard Gaywood <use...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk> wrote in message
news:slrna3j4qu...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk...

> Previously on alt.digitiser, Xz said:
> > that may have been sillier than shoulder-launching a £10 rocket with a
> > drainpipe.
>
> Talking from experience again?

No, becuase I've done such things and it's not particularly dangerous.


Tricky

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Jan 7, 2002, 11:40:06 AM1/7/02
to
In article <slrna3j5gr...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk>, Richard Gaywood
<use...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk> writes

>> It is because Mr. B hates Mr. Gaywood
>
>I didn't think I was the only reason. Was I?
>
I don't think so. I just used your name because I started lurking in
here mid-way through Flamefest 2K, and most of the replies to Biffo in
defence were from you (as I recall, although I'm sure Mentski, Jammo and
a few others had their share too).

--
Tricky

HITLER

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Jan 7, 2002, 12:03:59 PM1/7/02
to
TrevorMonkfish stunned the entire nation by making the following
announcement:

> "Mentski"

Oh dear.
You have no idea what a huge mistake you've just made.

Mentski

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Jan 7, 2002, 12:06:07 PM1/7/02
to

"TrevorMonkfish" <hedgehog_...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:9f8b9684.02010...@posting.google.com...

> "Mentski" <men...@ummbalalalalaboombalalalunnmbooboSHAGGYbtinternet.com>
wrote in message news:<101036016...@iapetus.uk.clara.net>...
> > "Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> > news:a1akg5$s8f$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
> > > What is the purpose of this news group?
> >
> > Talking about "shit". I thought everyone knew that....
> >
> > > Is it just for tossers who have been
> > > screened by some 17 year old
> >
> > I'm 26
> >
> > > spotty
> >
> > I have a pretty good complexion, thanks.
> >
> > > idiot
> >
> > Last time I took an IQ test, I scored 162.
> >
> > > 'Ski
> >
>
> i think you've pretty much proved joseph masterson's point simply by
> knowing your own IQ.

Apart from the fact It completey disproves him, yes.

> you have to be a self-regarding, not to mention
> insecure, pillock of the highest order to bother to take one of those
> tests,

Haven't you ever considered I had to take one as a matter of course for a
job?

> never mind boasting about it on a topical teletext-based
> videogames newsgroup.

alt.digitiser is none of the above.

> i think mr masterson
> sounds like a perfectly pleasent gentleman (allbeit one obsessed by
> the serial numbers of old gamegears), and he should be afforded some
> respect.

I think you sound like a twat.

'Ski


--
http://www.mentski.co.uk
Truly I am what is know as a wanker


Xz

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Jan 7, 2002, 12:30:32 PM1/7/02
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"doki" <do...@spidar.com> wrote in message
news:a1cio1$pru4l$1...@ID-86455.news.dfncis.de...

> No, becuase I've done such things and it's not particularly dangerous.

Unless you are aiming at something.

--
Xz


doki

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Jan 7, 2002, 1:33:03 PM1/7/02
to

Xz <spam...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:a1cm0f$plun1$1...@ID-56787.news.dfncis.de...

But that wouldn't be dangerous to me. Upside down roman candle battery type
things = dangerous, or at least frightnening.


Xz

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Jan 7, 2002, 2:15:07 PM1/7/02
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"doki" <do...@spidar.com> wrote in message
news:a1cphm$pl14c$1...@ID-86455.news.dfncis.de...

Nah. That's only about as dangerous as finding an unexploded firework mortar
and chucking it on a fire. Have you any idea how much like onions those
things look? That's what I thought it was until the thought that people
don't tend to half-bury onions in a mini-crater went through my head.

Frightening is snapping the stick from a cheap rocket, setting it off, and
having to duck and run (twice) as a whirling, screaming instrument of injury
and death performs a figure-8 flight path over your head. It's second only
to almost burning your face off with petrol during a failed fire-breathing
stunt (while wearing an open-face bike helmet), or being so high on
amphetamines that all sense of mortality is pushed to the back of the mind
while running full tilt through a rather large bonfire and turning into a
human version of hale-bopp.

--
Xz


doki

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Jan 7, 2002, 2:26:15 PM1/7/02
to

Xz <spam...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:a1cs44$pb05m$1...@ID-56787.news.dfncis.de...

> Nah. That's only about as dangerous as finding an unexploded firework
mortar
> and chucking it on a fire. Have you any idea how much like onions those
> things look? That's what I thought it was until the thought that people
> don't tend to half-bury onions in a mini-crater went through my head.
>
> Frightening is snapping the stick from a cheap rocket, setting it off, and
> having to duck and run (twice) as a whirling, screaming instrument of
injury
> and death performs a figure-8 flight path over your head. It's second only
> to almost burning your face off with petrol during a failed fire-breathing
> stunt (while wearing an open-face bike helmet), or being so high on
> amphetamines that all sense of mortality is pushed to the back of the mind
> while running full tilt through a rather large bonfire and turning into a
> human version of hale-bopp.

YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO BILL'S ON BONFIRE NIGHT.

Snapping the stick from several cheap rockets, fixing the internals of
several other fireworks to them, then sticking them to another rocket and
lighting all of them = amusing.

A giant 100 shot roman candle thing being faced downwards on the garden =
loads of exploding shit being fired all over at person hitting height.

Making a jacket potato capable of self propelled flight and exploding over
next door's garden 3:16.


Halo-

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On Sun, 6 Jan 2002 20:28:44 +0000 (UTC), "Joseph Masterson"
<Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote:

>Apparently game gears which have model numbers which begin with a letter are
>NOT compatable with the tv tuner. I just got my game gear on the cheap from
>EB in the UK and the model number is: 2110G. This should mean it is
>compatable yet the packing says the model inside will not work with the tv
>tuner! I believe the machine is refurbished and thus it could just be a old
>machine in a newer box so does anyone here have a Game Gear with the same
>model number as me and if so are you able to use the tv tuner and or the
>master gear conterter???

No they aren't. They are the shitty new models produced in the USA on license.
These ones have a different screen. Now fuck off.
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THE TREMENDOUS HUGHES.!

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Xz wrote in message ...

>
>Nah. That's only about as dangerous as finding an unexploded firework mortar
>and chucking it on a fire. Have you any idea how much like onions those
>things look? That's what I thought it was until the thought that people
>don't tend to half-bury onions in a mini-crater went through my head.
>
>Frightening is snapping the stick from a cheap rocket, setting it off, and
>having to duck and run (twice) as a whirling, screaming instrument of injury
>and death performs a figure-8 flight path over your head. It's second only
>to almost burning your face off with petrol during a failed fire-breathing
>stunt (while wearing an open-face bike helmet), or being so high on
>amphetamines that all sense of mortality is pushed to the back of the mind
>while running full tilt through a rather large bonfire and turning into a
>human version of hale-bopp...
>

... and then I got off the bus, aaaahhh


Halo-

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Jan 7, 2002, 2:56:06 PM1/7/02
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On Sun, 6 Jan 2002 22:52:54 +0000 (UTC), "Joseph Masterson"
<Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote:

>What is the purpose of this news group? Is it just for tossers who have been
>screened by some 17 year old spotty idiot to leave messages on? I didnt
>understand why digitiser dont plug this thing any more, i am starting to
>understand quickly. This news group should surely be for ANYONE to leave
>messages on so long as the content is reasonable relevant but I suppose
>being flooded with dickheads means that instead of getting useful responses
>you get an truck-full of bullshit.
>Well thank you for you help. I shall get out of Mentski's news group as I
>havent been invited into your little club. Do you have membership passes
>with your names on and meet up for tea parties in Menski's tree house?
>You can quite honestly stick it.

We didn't like you in November 2000 and we still don't like you.

Ed Jefferson

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Jan 7, 2002, 3:52:01 PM1/7/02
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... and that was just the teachers!
--
Or something...
Ed Jefferson. Who did you expect?

Mentski

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"Prune Tracy" <rub...@bunk.co.uk> wrote in message
news:dt0k3ucm41ogc41o7...@4ax.com...
> Oh Mentski, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mentski!
> >I am excellent from sorting "Wheat" from "chaff", aint I?
>
> As far as you're concerned, wheat doesn't exist.

Your point is?

Richard Gaywood

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Jan 7, 2002, 5:23:00 PM1/7/02
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Previously on alt.digitiser, Matthew Garrett said:
> In article <slrna3j4uf...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk>, Richard Gaywood wrote:
>
>> You're reasoning it fatally flawed because Digitiser has fuck all to do
>> with this newsgroup. It was orignally set up in 1985 to discuss
>> scanners. Unfortunately, it got invaded by a bunch of cunts talking
>> about computer games a few years back and since then it's gone totally
>> off topic altogether.
>
> YOU LIE.

I'd prefer to think of it as misleading.

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Richard Gaywood

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Previously on alt.digitiser, FACES FACES FACES HEY! said:

That's the stuff!

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Richard Gaywood

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You pair should get together one Bonfire Night. Preferably a very very
long way away from me. Demand mpegs though plz thnx bye

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full of horny clues if he smeared his body with clue musk and did |web: http://
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Richard Gaywood

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Jan 7, 2002, 5:25:26 PM1/7/02
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Previously on alt.digitiser, Tricky said:

I didn't help matters much. Biffo called me an "astonishing fucker"
once, which I thought was pretty decent of him because it was really
cold that night and I was a bit pissed.

doki

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Richard Gaywood <use...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk> wrote in message
news:slrna3k81q...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk...

Oh bre, I just realised, when I go to uni then'll be no more bonfire nights
at bills )):


This Is The Spinal Tap

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"Richard Gaywood" <use...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk> wrote in message
news:slrna3k82v...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk...

> Previously on alt.digitiser, Tricky said:
> > In article <slrna3j5gr...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk>, Richard Gaywood
> ><use...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk> writes
> >>> It is because Mr. B hates Mr. Gaywood
> >>
> >>I didn't think I was the only reason. Was I?
> >>
> > I don't think so. I just used your name because I started lurking in
> > here mid-way through Flamefest 2K, and most of the replies to Biffo in
> > defence were from you (as I recall, although I'm sure Mentski, Jammo and
> > a few others had their share too).
>
> I didn't help matters much. Biffo called me an "astonishing fucker"
> once, which I thought was pretty decent of him because it was really
> cold that night and I was a bit pissed.

I was a "repellant little toad" and you were my "neo-nazi acquaintances".


THE TREMENDOUS HUGHES.!

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This Is The Spinal Tap wrote in message ...

He told me I was like "Margaret Thatcher circa 1987", of course he had to do
that via e-mail as my last post to him was so unpleasant he decided to leave
entirely.

muhuhuh, I just remebered the "cut price celebrity prick Stuart Campbell" post,
what giddy, happy times those were.


FACES FACES FACES HEY!

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Once the magical crystals of alt.digitiser held all the power in the
Universe. Then one day they shattered into 18 18 pieces. Now,
Mentski, you must go on a quest to retrieve them! What say you?

>> As far as you're concerned, wheat doesn't exist.
>
>Your point is?

Wil on.
--
MrPSB

Adrian Wood

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Jan 8, 2002, 2:55:39 AM1/8/02
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Ed Jefferson <e...@circumstance.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
news:5j2k3u8ukhu0ksdnv...@4ax.com:

... I was 5 years old at the time!

Adrian

TrevorMonkfish

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Jan 8, 2002, 5:32:55 AM1/8/02
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"Mentski" <men...@ummbalalalalaboombalalalunnmbooboSHAGGYbtinternet.com> wrote in message news:<101042312...@eurus.uk.clara.net>...

> "TrevorMonkfish" <hedgehog_...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:9f8b9684.02010...@posting.google.com...
> > "Mentski" <men...@ummbalalalalaboombalalalunnmbooboSHAGGYbtinternet.com>
> wrote in message news:<101036016...@iapetus.uk.clara.net>...
> > > "Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> > > news:a1akg5$s8f$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
> > > > What is the purpose of this news group?
> > >
> > > Talking about "shit". I thought everyone knew that....
> > >
> > > > Is it just for tossers who have been
> > > > screened by some 17 year old
> > >
> > > I'm 26
> > >
> > > > spotty
> > >
> > > I have a pretty good complexion, thanks.
> > >
> > > > idiot
> > >
> > > Last time I took an IQ test, I scored 162.
> > >
> > > > 'Ski
> > >
> >
> > i think you've pretty much proved joseph masterson's point simply by
> > knowing your own IQ.
>
> Apart from the fact It completey disproves him, yes.
>
you are right.

> > you have to be a self-regarding, not to mention
> > insecure, pillock of the highest order to bother to take one of those
> > tests,
>
> Haven't you ever considered I had to take one as a matter of course for a
> job?
>

no. but now you mention it i withdraw my earlier statement.

> > never mind boasting about it on a topical teletext-based
> > videogames newsgroup.
>
> alt.digitiser is none of the above.
>

i feel such a fool

> > i think mr masterson
> > sounds like a perfectly pleasent gentleman (allbeit one obsessed by
> > the serial numbers of old gamegears), and he should be afforded some
> > respect.
>
> I think you sound like a twat.
>

a good point well made; this'll teach me never to post anything
derogatory ever again, towards you or anyone else. heres a picture of
a man:

@
@@@@@
@
@ @
@ @


> 'Ski

Adrian Wood

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Jan 8, 2002, 2:53:43 PM1/8/02
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HITLER <hitler_...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns918F5AC9...@195.92.195.157:
> Mentski stunned the entire nation by making the following announcement:

>> "Joseph Masterson" <Joseph.M...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
>> news:a1anqr$661$1...@knossos.btinternet.com...
>>> Where did you hear the word crivens from originaly?
>>
>> Well, to be honest, I really don't know. Although many people may
>> remember the word from "The Family Ness", It was also used by the
>> character "Penfold" in "Dangermouse", whos character was an extension
>> of the actor, Terry Scott's, charater of a schoolkid in the 1970's
>> Cadbury's "Curly Wurly" advertisement. This isn't its origin, however.
>> It is generally considered a Scots colloquialism, however, is used
>> across the country.
>
> Congratulations, you've just diminished rumours of you being a spotty 17
> year old, and instead proved yourself to be a SAD CUNT OBSESSED WITH
> CHILDREN'S TV FROM THE PAST.

Are you saying that because something isn't new, it is shit? I'm pretty
certain it's the opposite, at least in your case.

Adrian

Tricky

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Jan 8, 2002, 3:35:46 PM1/8/02
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In article <Xns918F5AC9...@195.92.195.157>, HITLER
<hitler_...@hotmail.com> writes

>
>Congratulations, you've just diminished rumours of you being a spotty 17
>year old, and instead proved yourself to be a SAD CUNT OBSESSED WITH
>CHILDREN'S TV FROM THE PAST.
>
FUCK YOU. TRANSFORMERS - ROBOTS IN DISGUISE THAT SHIT ON YOUR FAT FACE.
--
Tricky

Matthew Garrett

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Jan 8, 2002, 6:30:44 PM1/8/02
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In article <Xns9190CAB313A5Fth...@194.168.222.8>, Adrian

Wood wrote:
> Are you saying that because something isn't new, it is shit? I'm pretty
> certain it's the opposite, at least in your case.

I agree. You're not new, and you're not... oh, hang on.

--
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Any "Chris Buckley" mentioned in the above text is a fictional character.
Resemblance to any other "Chris Buckley", living or dead, is entirely
coincidental.

Richard Gaywood

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Previously on alt.digitiser, This Is The Spinal Tap said:
> "Richard Gaywood" <use...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:slrna3k82v...@FSCKspamEblockD.co.uk...
>> I didn't help matters much. Biffo called me an "astonishing fucker"
>> once, which I thought was pretty decent of him because it was really
>> cold that night and I was a bit pissed.
>
> I was a "repellant little toad" and you were my "neo-nazi acquaintances".

Loevly.

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Richard Gaywood

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Previously on alt.digitiser, THE TREMENDOUS HUGHES.! said:
> muhuhuh, I just remebered the "cut price celebrity prick Stuart Campbell" post,
> what giddy, happy times those were.

Best a.d quote ever.

--
"But such consummate skill, such ability, such adaptability, such | -=R=-
numbing ruthlessness, such a use of weapons when anything could |web: http://
become a weapon..." |fscked.co.uk
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