My vote goes to Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. He does have nice lips,
though...LOL.
-Naz
"Fullsize1911a1" <fullsiz...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Stewart L. King <slking@notavaliddomain> wrote:
> > On 13 Sep 1999 19:44:12 GMT, jdas...@aol.com (The Kurgan) wrote:
> >
> > >i would like to add a nominee.
> > >Anyone here remember Fight (rob halford's solo band after he left
priest)
> > >the bass player, Jay Jay, is one ugly mutha too!
> >
> > Is he any relation to Jay Jay French of Twisted Sister fame?
> >
>
> Man, you're ALL gaffled up! EVERYONE, EVERYONE knows
> that the ugliest person in ALL Rock is Mark Knophler from Dire
Straits!!
> WTF?
Oh puhlease. He's not even close to Vinnie "rat's ass" Vincent (ex-KISS)
or
Mick "catfish" Mars (Motley Crue).
Although Steven Tyler wouldn't turn my crank, he has that " I am so ugly I
am cute" thing happening. I find a lot of the rappers ugly but I think the
guy that fell out fo the ugly tree and hit each branch on the way down would
be Meatloaf with Joe Cocker as a close second.
--
rach
"cheer up, my brother, come live in the sunshine - we'll understand it all
by and by..."
"there is no prosthesis for asshole"
"if you support shit, you may as well eat it"
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Years later, the two children could get together and have several musical
offspring. Imagine what that would look like.
In case you are wondering who the Hilton Sisters are, here they are:
http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Balcony/2010/sisters.html
Perhaps the result would be little Geddy and Eddy Hilton Ocasek Streisand
Lee, the conjoined singing twins.
-------------------
Men of good fortune, very often can't do a thing
While men of poor beginnings, often can do anything.
At heart they try to act like a man.
Handle things the best way they can
They have no rich daddy to fall back on.
--Lou Reed (Berlin, 1973)
Sorry, but that honor
goes to a man many have dubbed the ugliest in rock...Lemmy Killmeister (sp?)
from Motorhead! ;-)
Lori =^.^=
Claire
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: I got this post in rec.music.misc and I thought I'd share it here :-)
:
:
:
Molly
I'd also like to throw in Johnny Rotten for good measure.
-- James C. Dobrovicz
"Round robins are so called because no human being has yet lived to see a
square one!"
--Kenneth Williams
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Pam
--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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Jools Holland (former keyboard player for Squeeze, now host of Later
With Jools Holland on BBC America/BBC Canada)
Mark Hollis (former lead singer of Talk Talk)
Andy Partridge (XTC)
Molly
Will.....
Sandy
2-60
Class of 78
>I got this post in rec.music.misc and I thought I'd share it here :-)
>
>My vote goes to Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. He does have nice lips,
>though...LOL.
>
>-Naz
Pigpen was pretty hideous.
- -
DL
It's Kilmister, IIRC. But Killmeister sounds really, really cool.
He looks much better with a full beard. When he shaves it off, you can see
that anthill on his face far too clearly.
Jeff Troutman
He looks to much like Carly Simon to be truly ugly, I think, though he
tries.
My vote goes to Mark E. Smith of The Fall.
Jeff Troutman
--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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He's not aging well, at least in terms of looks, is he Jeff. He's what, about
42 or so? He looks much older - I'm sure drinking and smoking are taking
their toll; on the other hand, he's still the same lovable, curmudgeonly
and abrasive musical genius that he's always been.
Tom
Next question, Tom: WHICH Hilton sister would you date if you could?
Lenny
The one on the left. So the one on the right is still available, Lenny. Care
to double date?
Tom
Question...is he a hermaphrodite???!!!
-Naz
--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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rach wrote:
> Don't lie Naz.. you know you started it lol The SECOND I saw the subject, I
> *knew* it was your handiwork,...lol
>
> Although Steven Tyler wouldn't turn my crank, he has that " I am so ugly I
> am cute" thing happening. I find a lot of the rappers ugly but I think the
> guy that fell out fo the ugly tree and hit each branch on the way down would
> be Meatloaf with Joe Cocker as a close second.
>
> rach
Rach, what are we going to do with you??!! That's not very nice to say
about "appearance-challenged" people! LOL!!! OMG, I cannot type after
reading this!!! :-)
Anyway, Sandy already mentioned *the one* - MARILYN MANSON! OMG...what
is *that*??! I know what thing, though...he won't be needing a
HALLOWEEN costume ever again! :-)
-Naz
Speaking of freaks, I was at a country craft show and home tour all day
today and midway, my friends and I stopped for lunch. It was one of those
little places on the side of a highway where you know the food is good
because #1 there are lots of farmers there and #2 the owner is Greek.
Anyway, I mentioned to a friend that I had seen one of the women sitting
near us at the craft show. She says "which one" to which I replied "the one
with the pushed in face and the mullet". My friend laughed but the other
friend we were with said I was mean. Like I care. The friend that laughed
said she sure as shit wasn't sitting like a lady and she wasn't... all
spread out like a week's wash. Like the musicians mentioned here, she was
not lucky AT ALL in the looks department. I glanced over at her at one point
just as she took a bite of her lunch from her fork then PROCEEDED TO
SCRATCH HER HEAD WITH SAID FORK my laughing friend caught it too and we
had a nice laugh over that one... I couldn't eat for a minute of two because
of the sheer grossness of the whole situation. My thing is, if she does
shit like that in public, what the hell does she do in private. My friend
said better not to ask but there were worse places she could have scratched
with the fork. How true.
--
rach
"cheer up, my brother, come live in the sunshine - we'll understand it all
by and by..."
"there is no prosthesis for asshole"
"if you support shit, you may as well eat it"
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--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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--
Don't teach your grandmother how to suck eggs.
"Naz Reyes" <n...@american.edu> wrote in message
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> I got this post in rec.music.misc and I thought I'd share it here :-)
>
> My vote goes to Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. He does have nice lips,
> though...LOL.
>
> -Naz
>
>
>the New Zoo Review (except for Emmy Jo)
Especially that Freddy the Fag, err, Frog.
>I dug Pigpen. He looked like a natural, none of that dress-uo crap. And he
>looked like he would be in a movie about your car breaks down in the hills
>somewhere and he invites you back to his place where Cousin Ma and Uncle Dad
>and the rest want to skin ya.
>
>--
> Buddy
> from Brooklyn
Bud, I'll bet most of these yahooes have no idea who Pigpen was.
>Keith Richards
>Mick Jagger
>Tom Petty
>Iggy Pop
>Frank Zappa
>Alice Cooper
>Phil Collins
>Patty Smythe
>Joni Mitchel
I used to have a little restaurant in which I would run various public
opinion polls. One was the All_Star Ugly Rock Band.
Lead singer was Mick, backed up by Meatloaf, Steve Tyler, and Tracy
Chapman
Lead Guitar - Slash
Rhythm Guitar - Keith Richards
Bass- (THERE ARE NO UGLY BASS PLAYERS!)
Keyboards - Pigpen
Drums - Bun E. Carlos.
This actually got published in the newspaper as I was friends with a
lot of the guys there.
As far as bass players go....sorry, all I can say is: Lemmy, Gene Simmons,
Geddy Lee, Blackie Lawless (before he switched to being an ulgy guitarist)
and Derek Smalls.
Lori =^.^=
Molly
--
rach
"cheer up, my brother, come live in the sunshine - we'll understand it all
by and by..."
"there is no prosthesis for asshole"
"if you support shit, you may as well eat it"
The Wanderer <rosieon...@nyc.rr.com> wrote in message
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>Although Steven Tyler wouldn't turn my crank, he has that " I am so ugly I
>am cute" thing happening. I find a lot of the rappers ugly but I think the
>guy that fell out fo the ugly tree and hit each branch on the way down would
>be Meatloaf with Joe Cocker as a close second.
>
I still think Ric Ocasek of the Cars could chase 'em all up a tree.
Dixon
===========
"I'm not standing in the stag line with Old Man Perkins and a bunch of
slumped-over teenaged boys!"
--Barney Fife
Classic Hollywood Squares: http://www.classicsquares.com
--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
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http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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--
rach
"cheer up, my brother, come live in the sunshine - we'll understand it all
by and by..."
"there is no prosthesis for asshole"
"if you support shit, you may as well eat it"
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Re: Marilyn Manson:
>Question...is he a hermaphrodite???!!!
Answer: I ain't getting close enough to find out! Ewwww barely begins
to describe that man!
I gotta go with some of the popular choices here, especially Rick Ocasek.
What the gorgeous Paulina Whatsherface sees in that guy is beyond me.
Keith Richards has always looked like death warmed over. Geddy Lee,
bless 'im, looks like a scarecrow after the crows have pecked him to bits.
And I know this is going to cause trouble but I gotta calls 'em as I sees 'em.
Joey Ramone wasn't merely hit with the ugly stick, he was walloped by the
ugly 2 by 4!
Cheers,
TD
And the days they get longer and longer
And the nighttime is a time of little use
For I just get ugly and older
I get juiced on Mateus and just hang loose
from Elton John's "Social Disease"
For a good time call
http://the70s.cjb.net
The Sesame Street Lyrics and Sounds Archive
http://members.tripod.com/Tiny_Dancer/index.html
>Michael Jackson. Has anyone seen some close-ups of what he *really*
>looks like these days? Truly frightening!
Yeah, Mike's in a class all his own, nothing but a freak show these days.
I think we're going for a more natural ugliness here, though. Only the guys
(or gals, I see Wendy O. Williams has a well-deserved nomination) that
God Himself and not a surgeon has deemed ugly :-)
>I read recently that he wears a fake nose during concerts. It reportedly
>flew off his face into the audience at a concert recently. (Sounds like he
>needs to change nose glues.)
What's always puzzled me is how the richest entertainer in the world (or
at least the second richest, I think McCartney's got him beat bucks-wise)
can't seem to afford competent plastic surgeons! Whether it's for health
reasons or some twisted desire to be white, whatever is it that compels
him to change his looks so often, why does he keep looking *worse*
every year and not better? Just keep me well away from these quacks
if I ever need a boob job!
>He started as a cute little boy, grew up to be a sex symbol, then transformed
>himself into a freak show.
It really has been a sad sight to watch over the years. So unsettling to see
old videos of the Jackson Five where he's cute as a bug's ear dancing his
little heart out. He was still enjoyable to watch in his "Off The Wall" era vids.
But then things started to go sideways and it's too painful to watch him try
and strut his stuff now
BTW, nice to see you posting, Claire, if I haven't had a chance to mention it :-)
Cheers,
TD
It was long ago and far away
The world was younger than today
And dreams were all they gave for free
To ugly ducking girls like me
from Janis Ian's "At Seventeen"
>Alice Cooper
Not to me! Under the Alice makeup and persona I happen to think Vince
is kinda sexy myself. Call me weird, it wouldn't be the first time! :-)
Cheers,
TD
But you and me ain't no movie stars
What we are is what we are
We share a bed, some lovin', and TV, yeah
from Alice Cooper's "You And Me"
>Miss Piggy
I feel a karate chop coming on, hiii-YAA!
>The Cookie Monster
Awwww, but he's got them goo-goo-gooly eyes and an eating disorder,
have a heart, Tom.
>Crusty the Clown
That's Krusty the Clown to you, fella, and ALL clowns are ugly anyway 'cause
they're some scary-ass dudes!
Cheers,
TD
Can't talk, keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
Marge Simpson
>OMG, one time in high school one of my friends had this video of TV
>bloopers, and in one part they had New Zoo Revue bloopers. Well, in one
>part Charlie the Owl says, "Oh go fuck yourself, Freddy." That was one
>of the funniest things I've ever heard.
I have the same video, Molly :-) The version I have is "Uncensored All-Star
TV Bloopers" by Goodtime Home Video. The New Zoo Revue clips are the
funniest part of the whole tape, especially if you have warm childhood memories
of the show like I do. Or at least I used to! Charlie and Freddy get into a mock
knock-down-drag-'em-out fistfight in that scene, pounding away on each other.
All in costume, of course, which makes if so surreal!
Molly
-Naz
Molly
Molly
All spread out like a week's wash???!!! WTF??! Man, oh man, you really
have a way with words, Rach! LOL!!!!!!
-Naz
The Wanderer wrote:
> I dug Pigpen. He looked like a natural, none of that dress-uo crap. And he
> looked like he would be in a movie about your car breaks down in the hills
> somewhere and he invites you back to his place where Cousin Ma and Uncle Dad
> and the rest want to skin ya.
>
> --
> Buddy
>
from Brooklyn
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Well, Buddy, I don't know who the hell "Pigpen" is, but he sure has a
really cool name! LOL.
I checked in the net who he is and I can agree with what you said above.
This guy reminds me of one of those guys in horror fliks, the guy with
a major beef with the world, then he gets pissed off, hunts everyone
down, and take their bodies and serves 'em to granma and granpa :-)
-Naz
--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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Jeff Troutman
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-Naz
The Wanderer wrote:
> No, he's a millionaire.
>
> --
> Buddy
> from Brooklyn
>
> http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
> http://the70s.cjb.net
>
> "It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
> yuh wouldn't know it all."
> Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
>
>
>
> "Naz Reyes" <n...@american.edu> wrote in message
> can't seem to afford competent plastic surgeons! Whether it's for health
> reasons or some twisted desire to be white, whatever is it that compels
> him to change his looks so often, why does he keep looking *worse*
> every year and not better? Just keep me well away from these quacks
> if I ever need a boob job!
From what I understand he has done so much permanent damage with all his
surgeries that it cant be fixed now. It is said that his nose is caving in.
After awhile you just cant do any more in the way of restoring. I just
wonder what he'll tell kiss kids if they ever (God forbid) say "Daddy I want
to look just like you!"
--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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Buddy
from Brooklyn
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http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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Jeff Troutman
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His guitarist, Twiggy Ramirez, is even uglier. If you can believe that.
Jeff Troutman
--
rach
"cheer up, my brother, come live in the sunshine - we'll understand it all
by and by..."
"there is no prosthesis for asshole"
"if you support shit, you may as well eat it"
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--
rach
"cheer up, my brother, come live in the sunshine - we'll understand it all
by and by..."
"there is no prosthesis for asshole"
"if you support shit, you may as well eat it"
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Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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--
rach
"cheer up, my brother, come live in the sunshine - we'll understand it all
by and by..."
"there is no prosthesis for asshole"
"if you support shit, you may as well eat it"
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whew, me either Naz....loll!
Ooh..thats good one Tom. He has to go up their right next to MM in my
book...AND he never wore make-up, how scary is *that*!
Why would you even say that Buddy? Your a big ole cutie bear!! :)
Well, I don't know about sexy, but I like Vinnys face :)
Hey, did Anne post that we went to see him the first?? He was so excellent!!
It took me about 20 years to get up the courage to go see him, but it was worth
the wait! Stupid me was thinking "gee, I hope he still does Schools Out even
though it's not that politically correct" (you know, blowing the school to
pieces) especially after Sept 11th.... Well after he stuck a sword thru the two
headed baby..LOL!!!!!
Nor I, so I don't feel as out of touch now!
Liz
--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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--
Buddy
from Brooklyn
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/5591/
http://the70s.cjb.net
"It'd take a guy a lifetime to know Brooklyn t'roo an' t'roo. An' even den,
yuh wouldn't know it all."
Thomas Wolfe from Death To Morning
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Cutie Bear? Thanks, Sandy, I'm gonna get a ton of use out of that! ;)
~~Dawna
Re: Marilyn Manson:
>and he's married! to Rose mcGaowan!
Not anymore, they split up a couple of months back, I believe. She had
a few choice words about Marilyn on Howard Stern's show just recently.
So, Rose is free and clear, boys! Well, maybe not free ;-)
Cheers,
TD
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright