Anyway, does anyone else remember this, or something like this? I still
can't figure out why our school had so much of it in each classroom,
however.
I also cannot remember what would happen in the aftermath of the
occasional accidental moment of some kid peeing in his or her pants, or
for the extremely rare, crapping in one's classroom seat. So, does
anyone have any good elementary school body fluid stories to share?
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I threw up in the grocery store one day. It was back in the days of the
small store and the two check out thing. The checkout lady used to let me
ride the conveyor belt. Anyway... to this day I cannot drink a whole can of
pop by myself... couldn't back then either. A man was handing out samples
of Pepsi in Dixie cups and my mom went insane for a minute and let me have
one ( we weren't allowed pop too often) anyway, I hurled it back again in
between the meat section and the kool aid rack. The butcher ran and threw
saw dust on it and that was that.
Thinking of puke powder, I wonder what that was.
I also threw up in my friend's hood in grade 4 after eating some Cheesies. I
never was much of one for junk food.
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They had sawdust "back in the olden days"?
Ang
As an aside, I'll mention that once when I was on a plane bound for England,
some kid barfed before we'd even left Kennedy airport. The flight attendants
removed his seat cushion and proceeded to spray the entire surrounding area
with something that smelled like peppermint. It was effective, because I'm one
of those who gets naseous just at the *suggestion* of vomit, and the minty
aroma was a soothing alternative....
Incidentally, our second grade teachers did not like us using language like
"barf" or "puke." Once we all got in trouble for telling the teacher Timmy
puked, then barfed, then threw up all over the boys' room. We were able to
warn the next kid back in the classroom, to say "not feel good" instead of
"vomit", so he got by with "Mrs. Ward, Timmy just didn't feel good all over the
toilet, the floor and part of the stall."
Dixon
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Remember THE Hollywood Squares...the original and the best
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The stuff that they used at my school came in what looked like a paint can,
looked like pink sawdust and had a smell that is/was indescribable. But it
took care of whatever was purged from the human body.
BTW, Oriole, I figured you were going to say that after the mint spray on the
airplane, from that day forward the smell of mint made you nauseous! What a
horrible way to have to go through life; glad it was just the opposite for ya!
:-)
Liz
Have a wonderful day! :-)
aleen the karaoke queen
In article <95fqd0$624$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
The powder!! Wow I hadn't thought of that in years. But I remember ours
being green flakes. I no because it was used on me in the 6th grade. I still
do this day do not know why I got sick. I remember that everything was hunky
dorey & then all of a sudden & w/o warning B-L-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-H-H-H-H-H!!!
My first thought was 'O man I am soooo embarrassed by this. I look like a
fool!!' The teacher came over to me as I was sitting by the closet, she grab
the bag & poured it on the floor. Then she just swept it up as if the floor
had NEVER been wet with puke. I was amazed. That was the 1st & thankfully
the only time I ever saw that. I was always hoping to see it again but just
with someone else being sick.
Billy
what the barf eating ingrediant
> was...
Was barf eating the ingredient, was the ingredient eating the barf,
questions questions. I just dont like the words barf and eating used in the
same sentence and put together in such a way as to say "barf eating".
eeeewwwwwww, gag! LOL.
They had saws?
Lenny
They should have kept this stuff in our Junior High cafeteria.
>I also cannot remember what would happen in the aftermath of the
>occasional accidental moment of some kid peeing in his or her pants, or
>for the extremely rare, crapping in one's classroom seat. So, does
>anyone have any good elementary school body fluid stories to share?
Not elementary school, Junior High... A buddy of mine got VERY pissed off
one day when one of the class wiseasses stole his dessert... He was fussing
and fuming about how to get even, and I suggested something I'd always
wanted to try. That day, after school, we hit a drugstore and bought a box
of Feenamint, "the chewing gum laxative"... and a box of Chicklets the same
color. We dumped out the Chicklets and put in the Feenamint, except for two
Chicklets on top. The next day after finishing his lunch, my pal, who made
a point of sitting next to the guy in question, conspicuously whipped out
the gum and popped the two real pieces of gum in his mouth. Oddly enough,
that day, the other kid ALMOST didn't take the bait, but after much waving
of the box, sure enough he stole it... and chewed some... and shared with
his wiseass gang who'd all gotten big laughs over the stolen dessert the day
before. Half an hour later, they all had to leave... very suddenly,
hehehe.
Lenny
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LOL this from a guy who has absolutely no problem jamming his hand inside
someone's chest. INSIDE I SAY!! LOL!!
Billy
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The other was when a saw another girl running down the hall with her hand over
her mouth starting to go into those convulsive heaves. She didn't make it to
the bathroom in time and a fine spray of puke shot out betwixt her fingers like
when you hold your finger over a garden hose. I found it quite humorous at the
time (and still do!).
-ANT
"May I suggest an after dinner mint? They're wafer thin." BLAMMO!
Or the chocolate that's filled with Lark's Vomit. Mmmmm, thems good eats.
-ANT
Nadine
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As the day began, about 35 of us were cramped in a tiny hot classroom
doing about a million Our Fathers and Hail Marys. Meanwhile, one of
our classmates, Ed, was just sitting there in the corner looking pale
and not participating in the prayer marathon. Suddenly one of the
charm-free nuns ceased the prayers and sternly asked Ed why he was not
praying with the group. Ed did not answer, but instead sat there with
a glazed look on his face. Once again, the nun barked at Ed to answer
her.
What happened next has been burned in our memories for the rest of our
lives...Ed suddenly lurched forward and all hell broke loose!! Now,
from where I was sitting, I thought someone threw a water balloon.
Because there was a quick, burst-spray of liquid shooting across the
entire room! Screams, scrambles, panic, cursing!! Bodies rising and
stumbling. Pandomonium. Ed had projectile vomited in the direction of
the entire first & second row of kids. The circumfrance of this brutal
barf also included the nuns and priests. The stench of this filthy
spray immediatly permeated throughout the tiny room. Linda Blair had
nothing on Ed. He did this all without his head revolving!! Apparently
Ed had been out heavily drinking the evening before and was feeling
quite under the weather that day. He was dismissed to go home
immediatly and the rest of us spent 6 more hours praying for the day to
all be just a distant memory!!
Tritt
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Spank you. Your place (or face) or mine?
<VBSEG>
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>You know, with the line of work I do...I might be able to find out the name
>of this stuff or what it consists of... if you REALLY want. :-)
>
Yes Nadine please...you know, that wouldn't have been a bad subject of one of
those educational films we had to watch in school.
"Gosh, Professor Peterson, what is that magic barf-eating ingredient?"
"Well, Timmy, let's say you just blew your waffles in gym class. As soon as Mr.
Billingsley arrives with the green stuff, a very special chemical reaction
begins."
"You mean when I throw my Spam I am beginning some kind of chemistry?"
"That's right, Timmy. Mr. Billingsley's green powder contains an ammonia
compound that immediately starts attacking the molecules in your disgusting
puke, forming a brand new compound..."
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"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
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"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
Aristotle Onassis
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ROFL rach --- in her hood grooosss
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>I don't know if it's the same stuff you are talking about, Tom, but in my
>school the janitor used some type of ammonia compound that looked like
green
>coffee grounds and had a minty/chemical smell to it. It was a common sight
in
>our school, as one good barf was a one way ticket home to Lipton's Soup,
>"Hollywood Squares" and otherwise loafing on the couch...
>
>Incidentally, our second grade teachers did not like us using language like
>"barf" or "puke." Once we all got in trouble for telling the teacher Timmy
>puked, then barfed, then threw up all over the boys' room. We were able to
>warn the next kid back in the classroom, to say "not feel good" instead of
>"vomit", so he got by with "Mrs. Ward, Timmy just didn't feel good all over
the
>toilet, the floor and part of the stall."
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WiNK wrote in message ...
Nadine
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evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."
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You are a cad and a bounder, how can you live with yourself?
hehehehehe
-ANT
recsec (rec...@flash.net) wrote:
: <antipos...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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: > I wash just cleaning the bathroom, and the smell of the Lysol made me
: > think of something from the past. In our elementary school, every
: > classroom had a supply closet, many of which were filled with crates of
: > puke powder. Remember that
: The powder!! Wow I hadn't thought of that in years. But I remember ours
: being green flakes. I no because it was used on me in the 6th grade. I still
: do this day do not know why I got sick. I remember that everything was hunky
: dorey & then all of a sudden & w/o warning B-L-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-H-H-H-H-H!!!
: My first thought was 'O man I am soooo embarrassed by this. I look like a
: fool!!' The teacher came over to me as I was sitting by the closet, she grab
: the bag & poured it on the floor. Then she just swept it up as if the floor
: had NEVER been wet with puke. I was amazed. That was the 1st & thankfully
: the only time I ever saw that. I was always hoping to see it again but just
: with someone else being sick.
: Billy
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It could go in the website, on a "Spewing in the '70s" page.
Jeff Troutman
If it wouldn't get you in trouble for sharing "trade secrets", I would love
to know.
Jeff Troutman
I have been racking my brains on this for a day now, and I can't remember
anybody hurling during my grammar school days. Not a one. Sorry.
Jeff Troutman, now high school was another story...
>"rach" <trist...@hotmail.com> wrote:
It's times like this I'm so glad I'm the webmistress of the group's site 'cause
I'm slammin' my virtual foot down on THIS idea right now, buster! :-) "Spewing
in the '70s" indeed, why the very idea! I do have my eye on a few of these
hilarious postings, though, and kind of dig the header, I must say, so they'll
probably end up on the site *sigh* You try to bring a modicum of decorum
to the joint with a sparkling clean website full of peace, love and daisychains
and what do ya get? A tribute to Grammar School Puke Powder.
Have I mentioned how much I missed this fab place?! :-)
Cheers,
TD
I could whistle up an old tune
That your memory might recall
Rustle up some reminisce
'Bout the good old days and all
from Harry Chapin's "If My Mary Were Here"
Webmistress of the official a.c.u '70s site
http://members.nbci.com/oroborus12/70s.html
The Sesame Street Lyrics and Sounds Archive
http://i.am/tinyd
Tiny Dancer's X-Files Episode Guide
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If I'd known it would help get you to post again, I would have suggested it
sooner.
>"Spewing
> in the '70s" indeed, why the very idea! I do have my eye on a few of
these
> hilarious postings, though, and kind of dig the header, I must say, so
they'll
> probably end up on the site *sigh* You try to bring a modicum of decorum
> to the joint with a sparkling clean website full of peace, love and
daisychains
> and what do ya get? A tribute to Grammar School Puke Powder.
Consider it part of what it takes to create a complete representation of
things '70s.
>
> Have I mentioned how much I missed this fab place?! :-)
Trust me, it's at least as much as this fab place has missed you.
Jeff Troutman; welcome back